GIV LASGNANA JOOON
you fat cat! thats the last straw gsrfield
all the, smol thinks
true car, truth brinks
i'll take, 1 lift
u're ride, best trip(s)
always, i no
my head, bea-ry smol
watchin, waitin
footy, is wigglin
say my head smol, i will not go
turn the lites off, this is smol board
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Smol piece of shit
>>5554469
This is a nice boarde, pls do not say rude things on nice boarde.
>>5554465
End your life.
*PPPPPFFFFTTTTTT*
Hey /b/. Have I got a story for you!
>be me
>in boy scouts
>going to a summer camp, medical papers required
>K I'll go get them signed!
>me mum tells me doctor is girl I know's mom.
>girl is 8/10
>timetogo.jpeg
>gets there, needs a physical. (Incase anon is anti social, physical involves doctor examinging dick)
>ohnoohmoohno
>doctor pokes at shlong, my pubes look like a forrest and my uncircumcised dick sticks out like a mushroom
>remembers that doctor is 8/10's mom
>mfw im trying not to get a boner and avoid an awkward situation
>she pulls fore skin back
>wtf?
>the reek of cum invades her and my nostrils
>pretend nothing happened
>leaves
>has to live knowing 8/10's mom looked at my tiny peepee
Please, share your stories anon! I would love to read.
>in nightclub
>sniffing batty powder in toilets
>murican woman overhears (unisex toilets)
>she asks for a free bump
>obviously I agree
>proceed to cubical
>I ask for something in return
>she says what
>I say 'a quick sucky?'
>she smiles and drops down
>bust a nut right in her mouth after 2 mins
>boy that was fucking nice
>feel instantly dirty
>gtfo out of there after saying thanks and bye
>continue with my night as if nothing happened
>>5554453
Who are quotation marks.
>>5554478
Wowe does babby powdee smell niec or something why wuld u sniffe lole I don't get XD
Lizzie Borden took an axe And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done She gave her father forty-one.
LOLE
What's she saying [s4s] ?
Your fortune: Average Luck
Nigger cocks
>>5554448
bitchtits
this is nice boards
Kaban has four girlfriends now!
>>5554445
me on the left being ignored and ostracized
>>5554445
off by 1
kill yourself autism pass holder
>>5554480
dont bully her or her friends
eyes way of thinking, of reading, each letter each word trains brain, because random, your constantly thinking about the next word so repetition it trains brain.
Yes that's called conditioning.
thinking?
>>5554420
Quail eggs?
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
I want the memefox to swallow me whole with his memehole
>>5554411
I like the way you work it, no diggity, i got to bag it up
Itty bitty foxe itty bitty boat
the sachiko girl
the sachiko at war
As sly as a fox, as strong as an ox
As fast as a hare, as brave as a bear
As nice as a bird, as neat as a word
As small as a mouse, as big as a house
>>5554368
nice
I'm going to miss the big get because I'll be asleep.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
>>5554360
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
IMAJUN MUH SH0CK! ES FOR ES IS FILLED WITH ABSOLUTE ASS HAHTS!
hang a nigger
>>5554905
WHY! DOSHITE!
I FUGGING LOVE [S4S]!!!!!!!!!!! LOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>5554355
I love you!
>>5554355
No swearing please!
Ass
>>5554338
wow WOW what a cute!! real life anime!!! I want to!! fucg her!
Breast