Swingers thread

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bump for interest

God this shit is hot. I want a chick to suck my dick while my gf gets fucked in the ass and watches, but she says she isn't interested in it.

Casual sex is awful. If I'm not in love I don't want to stick it in.

This kind of stuff is really hot, and my GF and I are very interested in trying it. But she's really nervous and doesn't particularly want to do it with anyone she doesn't know. She wants to have "friends with benefits" as opposed to just hooking up with a random couple, you know?

Just don't really know where to find those types of friends...

>>604141
That's my problem too man. I can't just ask my friends about it because if they say no, how do you play that off? And my gf doesn't want to fuck some random guy. It's a tough situation

Went to a mini gangbang last night, I met the couple once before during spring break(my first gangbang or threesome). When I got there there was 1 guy already there who was at the last one, there was another guy but he left. They got there around 5-6 but the husband contacted me around 10:30 and I got there a bit after 11.

I had a threesome with another couple 2 weeks ago and I didnt hear anything back from him if his gf wanted to. I was horny as fuck and just jerked off the last 2 days like 5-10 times each day. So I couldnt get it up to fuck his wife but I fingered her and made her cum 4-7 times. I tried to record the audio on my phone but they had the tv on and I had keys and shit in my pockets in my pants on the floor so it didnt get recorded that well.

Took a few pics with her after her husband passed out with a wet cloth over his eyes. This was around 11, took a few pics with her but my camera is complete shit so quality isnt good.

Its so hard to find people who are into it and can be free or are able to host. People who can host are super rare but its kinda a huge risk with these type of things because of who the other people sleep around with outside the meets. After I met them I fucked 3 women, only fingered her yesterday but she sucked me cock. STD/HIV is a big scare but I dont think I should worry that much since me getting laid in the real world is probably gonna remain the same as it was before at 0.

>>604147

No kidding, that would be awkward as fuck.

She was thinking about creating a profile on POF looking for people with common interests and stuff to become friends with first. Then she would open the door to sex once she felt comfortable with them. She goes to college, but she has a hard time talking to guys since she's so shy. It's easier for her to talk to people online and through Skype first.

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just bumping this thread with my favourite threesome picture set EVER. Moar here:

http://koursaros.net/?p=78046
Some extra that might not be in the above one
http://koursaros.net/?p=184006

>>604138
>If I'm not in love I don't want to stick it in.

My wife is like that. If she doesn't feel something for the other girl she doesn't really enjoy it. She'll still participate because I tell her to, but that's a different subject.

I can do casual, my wife doesn't like to. Say La Vee.

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>>604373

Forgot relevant (but unrelated) pic.

Has anyone got any full on orgy pics, like in >>603649?

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Content bump.

Does anyone have any god swinger movies to recommend ?

I wish I could talk my boyfriend into doing this. It'd be fuckin hot.

>>606288
forget that bitch. i'll fuck ya and be done with it

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Teamviewer code 780 210 619 password 9819

>>606298
ok

>>606298
>>606298
Teamview no work:(((

Brb going to Hedonism II with my gf for the 4th time this coming October.

Protips:
-Go when there is a good group there that week, preferably one that discourages single males (they're creepy as fuck cuzz).

-January is the biggest lifestyle month.

-spend most of your time at the nude pool/bar/hot tub

-don't get too drunk

-have condoms ad's lube with you at all times. If you're running around naked, keep em in a beach bag.


I've heard Desire resort is good too, but it's mote expensive and more laid back during the day whereas at Hedo the party is all day and night.

>>608380
>tfw a one of my friends at a Jamaican uni said both her parents work at Hedo

>>608380

Glad to hear that Hedonism is still going strong. I went there back in 2002 with my (then) wife. Stayed on the nude side. She hooked up with a half dozen other hotties. Good times.

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>>608436

Forgot pic. It's the ex.

>>608380
Yeah, but no.
Well, I don't know about resorts, but libertine clubs/swinger spa are good too, and I can go there in metro and get back in cab.
I have similar tips though. (Try going when there is a big soccer match and men are at home watching TV. I guess it should work with super bowl in the US.)

http://www.reddit.com/r/NSFWIAMA/comments/2d5jle/just_got_back_from_a_gang_bang_with_5_women/
This link might be relevant. It does contain one to a German place organising gang bangs for a reasonable price. I'll try it if I can soonish and report on /hc/ and relevant boards.
>inb4 reddit

>>608380
How do you know when there's a good group? My concern with going to a place like this is kind of the basic concern with opening up a relationship. Wife will have 3x the opportunities. It's just the way it is. I'm a confident, for the most part in shape guy but have an average penis and an a grower not a shower. I feel the wife would get way more mileage out of something like this. I'm not saying that from a place of jealousy. Just not sure it's worth it. Thoughts?

>>608380
Hedo is a fucking dump, and honestly, most of the clientele, most of the time, are older trashy types as well. Of course, YMMV depending on when you go, but after our last trip there we decided it was the LAST trip there. Hedo III (RIP) was better damn it. Desire, on the other hand, was simply nicer all around, with a lot of higher class type folk, and a younger crowd compared to Hedo. It may be a bit quieter during the day, but starting around 4 or so up at the hot tub, it's ON! At Desire Rivera Maya, at least.....have been to Desire Pearl as well, and it's a gorgeous place, but tends to be fairly quiet with an older-skewing crowd. Also, depending on where you're coming from, the difference in overall cost may not be that different.

tl;dr Hedo sucks Desire rocks.

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>>608380
Can you explain your psychology?

Do you agree that you're a weird submissive cuckold faggot, and that this quality translates to other areas of your life?

Based on your emotional/sexual relationships, I'm guessing you also look down at the ground when a stranger makes eye contact with you/you are easily intimidated in generall?

I'm also guessing you are a strong opponent of racism against blacks (+fantasize about a virile black male fucking your woman in front of you)?

How many of these assumptions can you confirm/deny?

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>>608440
Oh my god. Got any more

Answered a message on Ashleymadison for a couple looking to spice things up in the bedroom. Since I was in a LDR, I jumped at the chance to get my dick sucked and get some pussy.

We met at a local bar abd got aquainted with each other. She was about 5'4, curvy strawberry blonde with big tits. He was 6'1 and pretty normal, albiet quiet. We went back to theirs, and went to the bedroom. I couldn't get hard, as it was my first time doing this sort of thing, so she gave me a cock ring. It kinda helped. She sucked me until I was hard enough to fuck her.

I bent her over, and tried to slide my floppy dick inside her pussy, and eventually it found its way in. I pounded her from behind while she deepthroated her hubby's cock. It was getting hot.

She then asked if he wanted anal, to which he obliged. She laid on her back with a pillow under her back and sucked me while he pounded her hole. He came hard into her, and I felt her mouth tighten around me as he did. It was glorious.

He left to wash up, and she turned to me, his cum dripping out of her asshole, and she demanded that I fuck her. I spread her legs, and held them up as I slid my dick inside her and fucked her roughly until I came in her pussy. She laid on the bed, our cum dripping out of her holes and mixig together, making a hot sweaty sticky mess. I cleaned up, said an awkward goodbye, and went home. About a week later my dick broke out with itchy spots and that bitch was like, oh yeah I have herpes.

NEVER AGAIN.

(Btw I wore a condom)

>>608816
-Not into cuckold faggotry.
-We swap with other couples or include a single girl.

>>608872
>until I came in her pussy
>our cum dripping out of her holes
>Btw I wore a condom
Strange condom used if it let cum in her hole.

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>>608862

I've got some that I've already posted before. I'll go through the files on my server and see if I can't find some more to post up.

pic related

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my favourite pic

>>608891
holy shit!!!! details???

>>608889
Super fucking hot bro !!! Thanks

>>609076

I'll dig some more up tomorrow.

>>608816
Not the guy you posted but I migh be able to help clarify. The first thing that appeals to me abou these types of events is how liberatin they when it comes to experiencing a new variety of sexuality, some couple just like bein watched and exposed to public viewing but don't participate with other people only with thir fluid bonded partners, being a view is just as much a participant in the event as someone who' actually having sex as you contribute to the environment. Second is seeing your partner being pleasured, emotional you belon to one another but the thrill of a new sensation (cock, pussy, ass, mouth, hand) is exciting, some couple have only partner having sex at a time, sometimes both, sometimes In seperate room, sometime side by side look at each other while holding hands. There are so many different variations, flavored and styles in effect that to say that swingers are all cuckolds is like saying just because there's drum in a song it must be rock and roll music, nah there's a wide wild world of sex out there. More then you're giving credit for.

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>>609066
i can NOT stop looking at this. please tell me more, post more please!!!

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>>608759
hedinism.com/events shows what groups will be there on any given week. Beyond that it will be on you to find out the demographics of whatever group. There's always gonna be ppl of just about any age there based on when you go.

>>608808
We've never found it to be a dump when we went. We tend to hang out with hotter couples (in their mid 20's up to mid 40's who obviously take care of themselves) while we're there. We'll maybe give Desire a chance in the future just to change it up but as far as Hedo II goes, it's been a blast every time we have gone.

Pic is not from hedo btw.

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>>608816
LOL, you dumb closed-minded hillbilly fuck. Please refer to
>>609341
Spot-on reply enlightened anon.

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>>603658
the pure expression of happiness

>>603658

is....is... that dude in a wheelchair ?

>>609952
Well fuck, now I can't unsee that.

I had a thread yesterday asking for advice to cuck my woman to a buddy. guess it got removed Not really to sure how to talk her into it

>>609918
>das it mane

>>610794
you don't the best you can do is hint at it jokingly and hope she takes interest. if you push for it and she's not into it you'll lose her. I know it sucks but several of us have been there and learned the hard way. I found a girl that's into it but only after losing a long marriage. good luck anon.

>>610811
I have shared her before with her step dad, but I just dont know about asking her to do it solo, and with a bbc might I add.

>>604366
>http://koursaros.net/?p=78046

This is really nice. Thank you.

I switched with a friend once. Ima girl. My bf went to fuck her and hers fucked me.we were on shrooms and on same bed

>>610876
details would be appreciated

>>604141
My wife and I (we're reasonably attractive and in our mid/late 20s) started swapping 4.5 years ago. We had the same issue as you. We wanted excitement through fuck buddies, but not random weirdos. We found some great couples with diligence and standard by using craigslist while making/responding to posts that were well-written, classy, and truthful. Then you'll screen dozens of shitty responses until you find someone just like you trying to try something fun and new. The key for us to have a thrilling time is to have standards and stop courting as soon as something sounds weird.

We had great flings with some couples that had beautiful women. One wife was a high school chemistry teacher, one a social worker, another a college student, til finally we met our current couple that we've been in a poly relationship for 3 years. It's been a lot of fun and sure beats cheating behind her back.

Cheap Russian Porn = swingers?

>>609907
HOW DO I GET INVITED TO ONE OF THESE?

>>603644
Does that dude have three balls?

>>612119

No, just an immensely large sack.

Anyone save the gifs from the last swingers thread? Looking for one of the OCs.

>>604373
>Say La Vee.
C'est la vie, you uncultured swine

>>604366
Thnk you for posting those links. Fucking HOT.

>>604141
>>612104
Sls.com, kasidie.com, and sdc.com are all decent sites for meeting and keeping up with other people in the lifestyle. Not a fan of sdc's redesign right now though. They're all a good way to keep up with meet and greets, parties, etc going on in your area.

>>608816
>Can you explain your psychology?

Hm.

>I'm also guessing you are a strong opponent of racism

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

("Do not post the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism...")

>opponent of racism against blacks

Lol, a Ferguson cop.

>I'm guessing you also look down at the ground when a stranger makes eye contact with you/you are easily intimidated in generall

Is said stranger a sexually frustrated, weak white trash guy who covers his own insecurity with attacking and bullying other people?

Do you agree that you're a weird wanna-be strong man with a Napoleon complex, a carbon copy of Mr Hitler who fails at life and puts klischee-laden labels on people, and faps to a swingers thread?

My wife told me that she fantasized about older men (~40-50) before we started swinging. I'm not really into cuckold shit and I'm not into women around that age--I'd probably have to draw the line at late '30s--but I'm very interested in watching her do her thing. The weird thing is that she has some kind of hang-up about it now that I've put it out there. What's the deal?

>>609911
hillbillys are known to swing the most

>>614979

Oh yeah? Well they aren't really found in many swinger clubs, parties, or events that we've been to. I'm guessing they keep it in their trailer parks where they can easily involve their relatives.

I live in a smaller town, the only swinger experiences around is this group with people in their 40's. I'm not really into that age group (26) but I went in anyway because I happened to look like the hostess's husband and she thought that was kinky.

Turns out there are 4 cougars in the group, and they were all over me within an hour. 1st time was pretty nerve wracking, but I've gotten used to it.

I wish there were more members my age. I'm still figuring out the protocol because they just pretty much forced themselves on me.

>>603647
That arch!

>>617199
she's lovin it for sure!!!

>>617372
don't die please!

>>604373
>Say La Vee

>>613270
this!!!!

i love whores so here is my bump

Yeah totally flapping so here's my bump

>>604373
>Say La Vee.

Fucking wat?

>>619661
The guy with the watch. Where is his head? Is he being crushed by the other guys ass?

>>620143
he doesn't speak french very well.

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>>620282

Hahaha, good catch... might just be the angle of the pic tho.

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Shitloads of full sets here

http://megababa.ru/svinger/

>>615801
"Who's awesome? You're awesome!"

in all of these pictures i have yet to see a condom. what's the standard procedure with condoms? protection? birth control? it must vary, but what's the most common approach? do people in committed groups just get tested and then raw dog each other?

My wife and I have been married for 4 years (26/m, 24/f) and we've been talking about getting into the lifestyle. She's actually given me a "pass" of sorts to hook up with other women since she's absolutely horrible at blowjobs and bj's are my favorite thing in the world. the only catch with the "pass" is she says she doesn't want to know about any hook ups. the problem with that is i just look like a regular cheater. "yeah, my wife doesn't mind, but she doesn't want to know about it, heh heh. p-please respond". i've only hooked up with two women since our agreement. i can't bring them around our place because the wife doesn't want to know, and i can't drop large amounts of money on hotel rooms because (duh) our finances are connected, she'd know what's up.

Anyway, i'm interested in the lifestyle because it'd be way easier to hook up with new people if we were both in on it. she's fooled around with a few other girls (making out at parties) in front of me, so i'm pretty sure all it would take is a nudge in the right direction to get this swinger lifestyle going. plus all this sneaking around shit is stupid. too much effort involved.

TLDR
>Condom, protection, birth control, STD testing policy?
>How do i into the lifestyle?
>Where do i find couples our age? (26/m, 24/f)
>are there any FREE swingers websites or online communities?

i'm in Jacksonville FL 904, btw. the only ads I ever see on Craigslist are for older couples, or for CouplesLust.com which just looks like a big scam anyway.

>>621249
>Condom, protection, birth control, STD testing policy?
Always use a condom until all parties can confirm being clean.
>How do i into the lifestyle?
Find a swinger club near you, or join swinglifestyle.com or both. Talk to people there. Some swinger forums exist as well.
>Where do i find couples our age? (26/m, 24/f)
Mw4mw on CL can find some. But I'm still looking myself.
>are there any FREE swingers websites or online communities?
See above.

>>621249
I know 4chan hates reddit but www.reddit.com/r/nonmonogamy or /r/swingers is a pretty good sub for your question. A huge community can definitely help you.

>>610815
>>610815
more info on that please

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I want another man to fuck my wife, been a fantasy of mune for a couple years.

>>622847
Ok
;)

>>621249
Thats because most of the pictures ITT are professional swinger/orgy porn, not homemade.

>>621249
Jacksonville sucks, I would find a new city. I know. I live in this shit-hole.

>>620655
good shite, thanks

>>621249

904 as well, I'm 21 and my gf is 27. Both hwp, especially me, she's not chubby but pretty average body type at like 5'6 and 128 or so. I'm interested in it but we've never done it before, and tbh I think it could only happen with a couple we had a lot in common with (nerdy stuff, games, movies, anime, etc.) and after hanging out a lot and drinking maybe something could happen. We're both clean and ddf, I'm amazing in bed and tongue talented, she's submissive and pretty good at riding but bad at head. I think she'd like getting DPd. She's not like yours though, she's pretty reserved at parties and what not. Though we made out and almost fucked a few hours after meeting each other thanks to alcohol so who knows. No idea besides craigslist how to ever find stuff like that I jacksonville though.

>>622847
As someone that's watch my wife getting fucked by other guys (twice) I think you would enjoy it. It's oddly a turnon.

[email protected]

hit me up anon. we are nerdy and into this we're only like an hour from you and don't mind traveling on the weekends. next week we're going to a panties and pasties party in Kissimmee.

>>624238

>>621249
904 represent.

>>625145
Hey I'm >>624238, I sent you an email a few hours ago.

>>608440
>Glad to hear that Hedonism is still going strong. I went there back in 2002 with my (then) wife. Stayed on the nude side. She hooked up with a half dozen other hotties. Good times.
>Forgot pic. It's the ex.

Yeah sure.
http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/4953611/

Btw, notice how similar all these pictures are? I really wonder why.
Go die, retard.

>>626979

That's because someone took all the pictures from this thread and put them there you fucking idiot. The gallery was created yesterday, and includes OP from this thread, like:
>>609918

Go shit up some other thread.

be careful guys

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2436496/HIV-positive-Navy-officer-guilty-knowingly-endangering-swingers-parties-wins-right-appeal.html.

>>609128
Long overdue anon. The populace wants more

>>608816
Can you explain your psychology?

Do you agree that you're a weird submissive cuckold faggot, and that this quality translates to other areas of your life?

Based on your emotional/sexual relationships, I'm guessing you also look down at the ground when a stranger makes eye contact with you/you are easily intimidated in generall?

I'm also guessing you are a strong opponent of racism against blacks (+fantasize about a virile black male fucking your woman in front of you)?

How many of these assumptions can you confirm/deny?
>projecting

>>627652
dat manlet. lol

Gf and I fooled around with this for a little while till I realized that I actually got more out of her fucking other guys than from having over women.

Started with one of her friends and the friends bf. we were long distance for a while and on one of my trips to hers we were hanging out with the other couple and sort of jokingly talked about trading gfs. The girls said they were fine with it, and we each found the others girl hot, so we traded. My gf is 5,4 140ish lbs, with red hair. I tend to describe her as slutty hot, which is the opposite of the other girl who is similarly sized, but with dark hair and a more good girl look.

We weren't totally sure what to do so my gf and the other guy went to the bed and started making out and fooling around, and I messed around with his gf on the couch in the same room. Eventually we got all the clothes off and started fucking. I had his girl bent over doggy style, while my gf rode him. Despite being balls deep I. A very attractive girl, I found that I was more interested in watching my gf fuck another dude than I was with screwing his gf. There was a mirror over the headboard of the bed and we would look at each other, and when we made eye contact she would bite her lip or moan or do something incredibly slutty, and it turned me on way more than I thought it would. Seeing this, I came over the other girls ass and back, and my gf made the other guy bust soon after. Shit got pretty awkward after that and they left rather hurriedly.

We ended up meeting with them a few days later and talking about it. We cleared stuff up and everyone was interested in doing it again, which we did once more before I went home.

>>628606
So after I went home and we were back to long distance mode I started to bring up the idea of them doing stuff when I wasn't there. The thing I got most out of our first two experiences was seeing her fuck someone else, and the idea of her continuing to act like a slut turned me on. It turned out that the other girl wasn't as down with the idea, so it got shelved for a while. A few months down the road the other couple broke up. I had not really discussed much about doing anything with them after being shot down, but when I heard about this I talked to my gf (M for future purposes) about us doing stuff with him. She wanted to do it, so I talked to him and pretty much asked him if he wanted to fuck my gf. He did, and they started hanging out and fucking around. She would tell me about the stuff they did and I ate it all up. Once they got more comfortable with each other they did it on skype while I watched, and when I visited we did our first mfm and spit roasted her.

He ended up moving a month after my visit, so that was over, but we weren't done messing around.

>>628610
It was around this time that I discovered hotwifing was a thing, and that it's my kink. I talked to her about this and she was very excited about the idea of continuing to do this. She loved being a slut and I loved her being a slut, so I told her she should start fooling around and to tell me all about it.

She would skype me before going out to show me what she was wearing and tell me what she wanted to do. Then throughout the night she would text me telling me how things were going, and skype me after she was done to tell me about it.

The more random stuff was fun but there are obvious problems with quality control (some of the guys weren't great in bed.) so she had a few more consistent fuck buddies who she knew were good. Only one of them was ever willing to do stuff on skype which was awesome at the time. I got to watch her take a pounding from a pretty big cock, and see her slut gaping pussy afterwards. This is how things went for about two years till we moved in together, with varying degrees of frequency.

>>628614
Once we were living together we did more mfm and less hotwife stuff. She started up a thing with her new boss and for about a month it was just the two of them fucking and her telling me about it. After that month she convinced him to do an mfm with us. We continued fooling around with him for a while and he actually gave her a small promotion. Eventually that kind of petered out, and we continued with much of the same. Tried to get back into swinging but the reality was that I was more into her getting railed than anything else. All was well for 2ish years of her running around being a total slut, then we had a pregnancy scare. That kind of killed things for us. It's been a year since the scare and we still haven't worked up the courage to go try again. We dodged a bullet there. Be careful if you start messing in this stuff.

I realize this got a bit off topic but I figured swinging is what got us started so fuck it.

Still working on getting her cool about pics sadly.

>>628615
This was great. Thanks. I am v glad I got to read this story today.

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>>628621

A little bit old school.

Anyone have any swinger stuff with old men doing younger women?

test post

I did not get to do all of this (whine) that I'd like, but...met a doctor and his slender blonde wife.

Thirty of us took her once, half left. I fucked her in the ass while another young guy took her pussy.

Then the fifteen who remained took her again. I came in her mouth. Half of us left.

The seven who remained fucked her and jerked off on her body in teams. I kissed her goodnight and left.

>>630712
damnit, this sounds interesting.. i wonder if the collection is digitized somewhere

http://www.amazon.com/The-Rotenberg-Collection-Forbidden-Erotica/dp/3822864137

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>>630947
I can help you out
Don't know if this is part of the collection, got it from a vintage porn thread on /b/

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another one

>>627652
What's wrong with your faaaace

Capcha: the tendium

>>630718
That would be pretty much all swinger porn.

>>630722
Test reply

>>632745
>That would be pretty much all swinger porn.
I've only seen a handful like this. I'm talking like 60 year old men paired with 20-or-early-30-something women. Not much amateur stuff like that exists.

I will fuck her she looks tite

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some of our party fun

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More fun

>>630723

How'd you make this arrangement happen?

>>621249
I'm in jax. Wife is 5'9, 110, blonde, blue eyed

>>637630

Contact info?

Kik: rufio.rufio.ru.fi.oo

What is with 904 appearing in here all of a sudden? Is Jax like a city of swingers or something?

I've meet up with several couples on Craigslist, but the hottest was when my ex and I started bringing in new guys to fuck her. She got started watching DP porn and craved a cock in her ass and pussy

>>635042
>>635043
>>635044
>>635045

This set should continue.

>>638926
[email protected]. send me pics of your girl. we will go from there

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I've done gangbangs in the past, would rather do MFM or MFF. Sometimes you run into chicks at these GBs that are ridiculously limited (they just want missionary train ran on them) or they tap out after like 15 minutes.

Then there are the guys using dick pills, cockrings, or slow romantic sex to prolong their turn because they can only get their dick hard once a day.

>>619661
>>620282
Jesus Christ I fucking lost it lmao

>>619658
lonely asian is lonely

>>639607
moar!

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a story about having sex with her?

Question: my slave girlfriend has a fantasy of being fucked by multiple men. But not for enjoyment, she wants to be abused, painfully fucked so her every hole will be sore, and she will be covered in spit, tears and sperm. I am wiling to do it once, just to see how much abuse can she handle. And now, how to find right men to do it? To be safe that they don't have VD or anything? Should I contact with porn movies studio? How to find place to do it? I can't go to hotel and ask if they accept having brutal gangbang in one of their lovely hotel rooms.

>>604141
Look up the site adult friend finder all one word. The wife and I have found quite a lot of new friends that are there for the same reason so the awkwardness is not there. Or as much anyway...

>>615247
I also live in a small town, just curious, how did you find your group?

jaj

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>>604138
This. Soulless, lust fueled degeneracy. If it is not about love, it isn't real.
/thread

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idk, looks like fun to me

bump for more stories/pics

>>642303
Friday was spent walking on the beach and sunbathing. I decided to do some nude sunbathing in this cove, so I stripped off and lay on my towel. About an hour had passed by, Chas had gone for a scramble over the rocks, when I noticed two young lads of about 19 watching me from behind a large rocky outcrop. I decided to give them a show. I started to rub my tits and pinch my nipples making them stand up large, then moving one hand down to my pussy, first rubbing along the lips then inserting two fingers into my moist shaven cunt and frigging myself to a climax moaning out loudly all the while.

The two lads now had their cocks out and were wanking them, so I called out to them to come over and let me do that, they were soon there. I took hold of the

>>642327
>browsing /hc/

>>642308
You might be able to try fetlife. After that it's a matter of getting them to bring an up to date STD test and establishing rules and safe-words.

About the hotel, I imagine you wouldn't ask to do that. There's always the off chance somebody wouldn't mind hosting, but idk about that.

>>631323

nowadays I want to write something like " wha.. what's all that dark furry stuff between their legs …?"

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>>640832
Ehhh, it's something I think people need to try at least a few times to see whether this hedonistic approach to sex is worthwhile.

Groupfucked for a year or two. Early-mid twenties, slim/average body, above average cock.
First year was via CL and consisted entirely of MFM sessions. Half the time you get the occasional >>642327 letdown, but - as dangerous as it is - it's ultimately thrilling and nothing beats the feeling of sliding into the cunt of some adventurous woman against another thick cock, both of which you met only 10 minutes ago.
I couldn't care less about the guy partner provided he is as passionate as I, but the age/attraction/type etc of women involved varies drastically. No biggie. That's half the fun. Gotta fuck something new/different as often as possible, the way I see it.

But lately I've been playing it a bit safer by frequenting legal brothels around the state with guys online in search of a working girl who wants to make double and a half in cash for that one session. Having the extra spare money and bigger choice, rather than lucking out online, under controlled circumstances is more appealing to me these days.

That being said, I'm always down for an online arrangement again haha hint-hint :)

>>643116
Oops, swap the two internal hyperlinks/references around (damn phone)

>>608380
You might only seen a few of the single guys that are creepy.But a lot of the singles are pretty good and respectful.The problem is that people "in charge" charge triple the amount to get in for the single guys if allowing them in at all.They kept prices reasonable you would meet a lot of reasonable people.

>>621249
I'm a 27white guy in Brunswick. I'm down for mfm and mfmf if I can talk my fuck buddy into it.
Kik. Rewqggg

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>>626979
>Go die, retard.

I've posted this pic several times before. Not surprised it's been copied around. Here's an pic from the Hedonism trip. I don't think I've uploaded this anywhere else.

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>>608440
>>626979

And here's another from the same set.

Notice the same stockings and bedspread.

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>>643388

And one more for good measure.

>>615192
could never do it with my own girlfriend but one of my best friends has been having mmf and mff threesomes with his girlfriend for years. they have sex with friends & complete strangers they meet at bars and festivals

>>643323
!!!! moar like this

>>608889
Love the cuffs!

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Here's one for ya....
My wife and I have been in the lifestyle for about 5 years, mostly club action. We've meet a few couples more then once but, for the most part, it's usually a one night thing. We're also members of SLS (their censorship can suck my asshole!) and lifetime members on SZC (over 400 pics on that site) Because membership isn't cheap, it usually keeps the basement dwelling pic collectors at bay, you can't view nude pics if you're a free member.
We meet this one couple online and, make a date for a club in Louisville on a Saturday night, usually the busier night.
We meet this couple and within 5 minuets the other guy is pretty much walking around the club naked and he has to be packing about 8 inches. His wife has a great ass, and amazing tits, but she's really shy. After about an hour her and I go outside for a smoke. I get a quick, halfass blowjob while we're out there (shes shy and theres other people out there) but, when we come back in, this chicks husband has my wife bent over the table in the dinning room (maybe 40 tables and about 70 people in there) and is laying the bricks to her like there's no tomorrow! My wife is a serious squirted and her legs are soaked, there's a puddle on the carpet by her feet and the chair behind them has been baptized. Meanwhile everyone in the joint is watching them go at it. Fucking hot. What I should have done is walk up and started fucking my wife's mouth. Instead we just stood there and watched. I'm a fucking idiot for not thinking quicker but it was so unexpected!! My wife has a couple of good shaking orgasms and then he just stops and they sit down.
We meet that couple a few times at their house and the pic attached to this thread is the other couples husband hard banging my wife's ass with his 8 inch cock. My wife loves anal, says her G-spot must have been located in the wrong spot. Lol. The woman behind them is his wife holding a magic wand on my wife's pussy.

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A pic of a normal sized wet spot with her foot for comparison.

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Just had my first mmf three some with my friend and his girlfriend Thursday. We were supposed to watch doctor who, but then we all got drunk, and the next thing I knew I was watching her suck his dick. Then he invited me over, I said only if she is okay with it. She looks at me, smiles, and says "do whatever you want". Clothes come off at light speed, next thing I know we're spitroasting her. She's moaning like crazy, I'm thrusting harder than I've ever thrusts before, then we switch. I fuck her mouth for a little while, but I'm a marathon man, and I'm in it for the long run. Bro cums, fingers her until she cums, so sticking my dick, I still haven't cut yet. Nope. Tell her to roll over and cross her legs. I go in, suddenly super tight, feels amazing. Bro goes out for a cigarette while I penetrate his gf. We fuck for about fifteen minutes, she cums again, I cut on her back, clean it up for her. We laugh, high five, get dressed, and go outside for a cigarette as well. Bro is chilling with like ten cigarette butts around him, smoking his 11th. Says he feels awkward. Asks if I feel awkward. No. Asks if she feels awkward. No. Remind him that it was his idea. He just pouts.
Mfw

>>647131

This is so fucking hot. Where can I see pics of your wife getting her ass pounded?


Also, what types of clubs and would young, hwp/fit single guys be allowed? I stay up in kentucky every summer.

30/m/NSW standing by

http://defconporn.net/2014/09/09/amateur-wife-gets-fucked-giving-head/

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I'll boot.

I am leaving in an hour to go to a hotel with some long-term friends. We are going to have drinks, dinner, go for a swim, and then back in the hotel we are going to have sex with each other's partners.

Is it fun? Oh, yes. But the sex with someone else isn't what's most important-- it's the improved communication with my wife, the expanded sex life that we have now, and the fact that I don't worry that she's going to look for strange dick behind my back.

We are both attractive and in shape and we can take our pic of couples out there. It's hard to find a good match, but even if we don't jump into bed with everyone, she and I still have jackrabbit sex in the days leading up to and following a date.

It's not for everyone, but it's definitely for us. Pic related.

A few years ago My girl and I had a few goes. We have been together for four years now. After explaining its not cheating if I want her to and comforting her she agreed. We set out together to find her another man to play hide the sausage with. The first guy came over and got his dick in my girls pussy but he was small im 7 inchs. The second guy was shy and failed too. The third guy was no looker but damn. He wasted ni time to be ready to show my girls pussy a good time. She was quick to oblige and she stripped to her bare body got on all fours I got in front he got behind her. Asked if we were sure we both agreed he indormed her he was 11inches she said i can take it even though im the largest she ever had until then so he put his long this dick inside my girl first few theyst was easy but he started raming her and i could see the pain in her face she asked him to slow down let her get used to him he did and the rest was great. The force of his thrust made her hit me with force unlike anything I ever felt I fought mma lol. I stepped out after a half hour and watched a 4hour fuck session with my girl and a stranger name james. He rocked My girl she couldnt walk for a week but she loved it. She is on birth control now I hope we do that again soon but this time no rubber no pullout just bust in my baby girls belly like I have so many times.

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Almira Cope having fun

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Almira Cope Bloy Job

Met a couple online and agreed to meet for drinks. Pretty nervous as it was our first time meeting another couple with the prospect of swapping. Had a relaxed dinner and all got along. Decided to go back to their place.

Got on the bed and played with our iwn partners. My wife was wet and could tell this was going to happen. The girls played a bit then my wife decided it was time. She slid over to the other guy and started kissing him. Same with me and the other lady. While I was getting sucked I looked over and saw my wife giving a great blowjob.

What a rush. Until you do it dont knock it. Yes its not for everyone, but for those who get off on it, its worth the trouble to find a compatible couple

>>606288
you don't need him, I'll fuck that shit right.

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I think people fail to separate the different causes for same behaviour of sharing ur girl

Im not into that cuckold puss shit where the guy is disrespected it disgusts me

But the idea of havin a wife who has never done multiple guys before and doesnt want to do it for her own desire or any other gain but only does it when told to by her man is so sexy to me
It would take such hardcore obedience and a mindset that u own her body that she would suck and fuck anyone u command her to like ur own sex slave
Love it
Recently talked my missus into suckin a strangers cock
Hoping to lead to threesome mmf
She wants to do mff first to get used to the idea like baby steps

>>649357
Guys being disrespected disgusts you, but you like it when your girl is. You are a pig. Let me guess, you like BJ's but don't go down on a girl? Or maybe you like putting it up her butt but won't take it in yours?

>>649422
> being this much of a white knight beta faggot
please an hero

>>649357
Amazing

>>649502
And disrespecting women makes you alpha? No, it just makes you a piece of shit.

I may be joining a couple I have met twice before for a gangbang. First was a MMMMMFM(hubby just watched) threesome over spring break. Met them months later again when they decided to come on a whim but they had been here for like 3-5 hours before they contacted me.

Couple days ago the guy mentions theyre going, didnt specifically tel me to come but I am not really sure tbh, dont want to feel like im forcing myself into their little party lol. Hoping I get to go but otherwise no problem, a couple wants to meet me over halloween but not jerking off from now till them will be tough.

So here’s my situation.

Girlfriend is mid 20s, blonde, petite with perfect tits. We’re both in the arts, so we’re always poor. We’ve each had fuck buddies in the past, and I get off a little bit on the sharing aspect of the cuckold thing. Not into humiliation, bulls, all that noise - I just like the idea of her getting to use that nice little body to its fullest extent.
A while back I (half)jokingly pitched that if she’s going to have a fuck buddy again, she might as well find a sugar daddy. So she did.

She’ll go see him once a week or so. Nice dinner, swanky bar, etc. Gets her nice and drunk on expensive champagne and takes her back to his place to fuck her like a slut. Usually fucks her two or three times over several hours and then gives her cab fare. She comes home still drunk (and still horny) at 4 or 5 in the morning, lips and pussy and swollen and sore, and then I reclaim her by fucking the shit out of her. It’s fucking amazing.

It has amped up both of our sex drives like fucking crazy - we’ve been dating several years and sometimes it gets kind of routine - fuck once or twice a week and call it good - and now we’re screwing like horny teenagers.

It has also upped our game, which was a little surprising. Before she started seeing him she’d be self conscious about me cumming on her face, tits, etc., but now she loves it and asks for it. He gets to do whatever dirty shit he wants since she’s his paid fuck toy (she really gets off on that aspect of it) and she wants me to “have as much fun as he did.”

Now I’ve started giving her little assignments to complete on her dates.

Example from last time - I had her give him a bj/titty fuck on her knees and finish him on her face with her tongue out.

Her next assignment is to get him to take pictures of her blowing him on her phone (and then send them to me, of course).

>>649551

The final dirty little twist - the sugar daddy doesn’t know she has a long term boyfriend - it’s like getting to cheat with my own girlfriend (which might sound dumb but is actually super fucking hot). It’s a little dishonest, but at the end of the day, everybody gets what they want - she gets to have some nice things in her life that she wouldn’t otherwise be able to afford, I get a hard dick and a huge boost to my sex life, and he gets to fuck a cute little blonde that he definitely would otherwise not get to. Everybody wins.

Can’t say I’d recommend it to everybody - it requires a lot of trust and good communication, but it’s pretty amazing for us.

check out >>646819

Was at a local beach carpark around 11pm. Pretty quiet, was going to meet another couple see if anything might happen.

Waited around for a while, few cars drove in and out, nothing. A car pulled up 20 metres away behind us and turned on their light. Thought it must be them. Waited 5 mins, nothing.

Got out of our car and started making out a bit to see if it would get them to come over. A few minutes later they drove over next to us.

She had her legs up on the dashboard and was playing with her pussy. Fair looking blonde to boot. Nice start. She gets out of the car and her partner starts fingering her as they make out.
We make out watching as she starts cumming and squirting. My wife was taken aback as she had never seen this happen. Not in an offputting way, but more of a wow.

We strike up a conversation and it works out it wasn’t the couple we had gone there to meet (they were members of the site we frequent and were contacted by the original couple)

We have a few drinks and a 30 minute chat. I take the empties to the bin and come back to find the other couple at it again. We move closer and hands start probing. It gets pretty heated so I open the back of our SUV.

The girls lie down while the guys go down on them. I swap with the other guy and we eat the pussy of our non partner. The blonde asks if I want to fuck her. I pulled out a condom and smiledat my wife. She smiled back, condom was on in a flash.

The other guy went to his car and grabbed a rubber as well. Both girls got well and truly fucked. Exchanged handles from the swingers site, said our goodbyes and went our separate ways. Great night for a chance meeting after the original one fell through.

>>649161

Further to this tale, was reminiscing with the wife about it last night.

She was so horny, after she had sucked the other guy off, she slowly slid up his leg (pussy soaking wet). As she slid up, she slid her pussy lips along his cock.

She said he didn’t enter her, but she was so close to pushing back and getting it in. She said she could feel his knob at her opening and was ready for it to go in. He could see what was happening and reached for a rubber before it was past the point of no return.

Doesn’t sound like much, but was of those moments when the mind says "I don’t give a fuck, this feels too good" before sanity prevails.

>>642316
Adultfriendfinder has TONS of fake ads, would be the last site we ever used.....

>>642327
topkek

>>603633

>>649551
>>649552
nice
/r/ pic of your girlfriend's body?

>>604373

>Say La Vee.

It's C'est la vie m8

>>614371

>being an anti racist

only brain damaged fags still follow this shitty religion in my country ...

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>>651930
Gotta be careful about the face.

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>>652246

>>604138
>not loving multiple people at ince
Enjoy your self inposed confinement

She's pretty damn cute.

>>652266
Thanks! If the thread is still going after her next date (and she completes her assignment) maybe I'll post pictures.

http://www.shesfreaky.com/video/white-slut-sandwiched-between-two-bbc-u4eSbajh5tK.html

>>649551
>>649551
>she wants me to “have as much fun as he did.”

>then I reclaim her by fucking the shit out of her.
you clearly do not

>>631326
Good to see Nikola Tesla bustin' one off.

>>652252
Hey I think I know her. Does she go to IU? :-)

>>619654
that guy in the back holding the beer...
>I wish I was at home playing video games...

>>640892
nice action shot

>>652285
Put away your boners, everyone! It's the sex police!

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My gf and my friend

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WOuld love to find more

>>652246
>>652252
>petite with perfect tits
i dont think you know what those words mean. try slightly chubby with small tits

>>654117
>thinks he's contributing something to the thread
try being needlessly smartass

>>653869
hot

>>653869

This is the kind of stuff I wanna be able to do more regularly with my GF. Unfortunately, we don't have any guy friends who are comfortable enough with it. We've had threesomes before, so we know what it's like and we love it. We just need to find some guys who would be willing to fuck her in a no-strings-attached sorta way. Hard subject to bring up in a conversation...

>>654117
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/80/809969ddf7f2214bfbb7fea33c7a3ed5eb47dd2f140765c946f7f66e1ea2e363.jpg

>>643116
I've always wanted to try this with another guy and a chick. Where are you located exactly? My cock is about 7 inches on a good day. Not huge, but not small by any means.

When I lived in AZ it was so easy to get asked to join up for some fun with actual clean people. Now I live in Detroit and all every couple/club asks for are you to supply some drugs or be black.
Miss the old days.

>>654499
Melbourne (Australia)

A long shot but if you're around these parts, hell yeah I'm down.

>>655050
not the guy you were speaking to before, but im in melbourne myself.

>>654801
>no longer meet other people's standards, so believe the fault lies within them and ask them to lower their standards instead

>the tale of a bitter white man who, instead of looking in the mirror and observing how his belly has grown over the years, blames everything on black people

>>654801
Your fault for moving to Detroit.

>>655088
Alrighty then.

Age? Personality? Guy/girl? Dick/body description? What are you into, at length? (Preferences, fetishes, scenarios, limits, etc) Favourite pornstars? Views on sex? What aspect do you wish to explore IRL sexually if you were given the chance? Let's see if we can arrange something fun...

I'll give my email addy out (if your reply is compatible with my tastes) to discuss/setup further. Deal?

>>655506
Also, I'll post some of my orientation in an hour or two. (At work right now)

>>642325
mi a baj?

>>620143
he is trying to speak french

>>621313
any videos? i can only find pics of this chick

Love it,

>>643387

Great pic anon. Hedonism II is the shit! Heading there for Young Swingers Week next year.

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hot wife fucks the world

I once literally whored out my gf because it seemed like it would be hot. It was. We started swinging but got more into hotwifing as I got more of a kick out of her fucking other dudes than anything else. So the dirty talk and fantasy stuff about her being a whore got started, the role play was really hot, we were both into it.

One day a former friend of hers ran into her while she was out with some friends and offered her 300 euro to spend a night with him. She had already rejected this guy once when we started dating before any of the hotwifing, but shed always found him attractive, so she came home and asked me if she could do it and I said yes, provided he get an std test. When that checked out I suggested she up her price in return for giving him the night bareback. She liked the idea, so we set up a time, he got them a room, and I sent my sexy redheaded whore out wearing a tight black dress with black lingerie underneath. She's got an amazing body. Average ass but curves in all the right places and a great rack.

Cont.

>>659920
The rest of the story she told to me the following day between rounds of intense fucking.

She gets to the hotel, meets him at the bar, and he wants to go upstairs immediately and get what he's paying for. So they go up to the room and before they can get anywhere near the bed he grabs her and starts making out while running his hands all over her, kissing her neck and her clevage. She gets his pants off and starts blowing him, warming herself up with her free hand. Before she could finish him he pulls her off his cock (She said one of the larger ones she's had) bends her over, hikes up her dress, pulls her thing out of the way, and slides into her. He fucked her like this till he filled her with cum. The next round they took things a little slower and actually got her naked. He facefucked her for a while, then bent her over again and fucked her, this time giving her a reach around. The size of his dick and his fingers on her clit made her cum, and the pussy contratlctions around his cock soon resulted in another load in her cunt. They went back and forth this way for a few hours till they got tired and fell asleep. The next morning she fucked him one more time as a freebe. Total he had cum in her or on her 7 times. 2 in the mouth, once on her tits, once on her ass, and the rest in her pussy. When she came home she showed me how she was still a little stretched out from the morning, which meant I had to fuck her used hole right then and there, in the same outfit she had worn to fuck a guy just a few hours before. We spent most of the afternoon with her telling the story till I got super horny, fucking and doing it again. I don't know that I'd want it to happen again, because just knowing she's a little whore gets me going enough as is.

>>659922
I hope you gave her a long deep kiss when she got home.

gf on the right friend on the left

>>659972

but where was pic?

>>638917
How has no one noticed the guy is holding his cock???

>>661661

Not everyone is homophobic. Some people are bi, or some people don't really care what other people do.

>>661663
Not homophobic. Just pointing it out

does any have source on the swingers thread where someone posted a couple webms of his wife getting a massage? she was blindfolded, nice body. anyone have source on it??

>>662161

Pretty sure it was a cuck thread, not swingers. I know the videos you're taking about but I don't save any of the stuff I see here, sorry.

>>662201
any link to it?

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Looking to share this. More pics to come soon

>>662161
Shiiiit that was a great thread

Was on a business trip and posted on CL. Found a couple that wanted to start swinging. I met them at a cheap motel just to watch them. She ended up blowing me while he fucked her doggy-style. They were old enough to be my parent. It was a great experience.

>>662161
Actually, I have them all (or what i think is all of them). At work but will try to post later.

>>662707
wanna post a Dropbox link or email it to me? somehow share it?

I fucking love this thread, I just read it, and I'm amazed on the stories. I suggested my wife to do this kind of thing but she even got mad at me just for suggesting it, I would love to see her suck and fuck in the ass but she is reluctant to do it, she says that I don't love her just for suggesting it and some other things like that. Is there a way to change her mind on this? Or I am screwed? since there is no way to make her accept this.
Just for the info we have been married for 6 years now, she never slept with anyone besides me but I have fucked like 20 girls in the time we have been together