An Anomaly

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A “friend” presented me to this website. For the past hour since I have been perusing 4chan, a strange phenomenon has occurred upon encountering realistic graphics of long haired humans who possess rounded protrusions of varying sizes on their pectoralis major and have a distinct lack of a phallus. My own phallus has changed its conformation by growing four times its size in both length and girth whilst assuming a position that will indubitably make urination complicated.

Why has my phallus expanded and achieved this unnatural pointing-upwards conformation? Will my phallus return to its normal conformation?

Attached is a graphic example of what I believe has caused this phenomenon.

Why does this person lack a phallus?

Is this someone’s theory of an alternative path evolution could have taken?

Why are this person’s anatomical features different?

How does such a person urinate?

Because of the apparent lack of muscle definition, I believe this person is inherently weak. How would such an individual survive in this world?