MY MOM

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>>17611265

Is that your mom?
How do you have all these photos of her?

How'd you get the pictures?

>>17611269
>>17611268
From her phone. I have more too.

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>>17611276

Tell her that you saw her photos on her phone and thought she looked really good?

>>17611274
keep posting then!

Please post more...

>>17611280
I guess I could try that.

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>>17611286

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>>17611290
Yea I would want to fuck that too

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>>17611290

Do it right now man!
And let us know how it goes!

>>17611290
post proof standing by that wall

Post more pics .

>>17611305
Sure I'll just go to her ex bf house and do that. Hold on...brb

>>17611314
Fake and gay

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>>17611265
Your mom looks very young.
Are you like 15 lmao

Now I want to fuck her myself too. Have you tried showing her your erection "by accient"?

>>17611314
Or you can give me her info and I'll fuck her and let you know how it was

Maybe if she's good, I'll convince her to let you join

>>17611418
Not a bad idea. That way when you're done I'll fuck her and she can feel what a real cock is like.

>>17611416
No. But i will try that when she gets home. >>17611416

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>>17611432

Your mom has some bangin' tits.

>>17611458
IKR. I want to play with them so fucking bad!

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My fave!

If I was in this position I would't be able to keep my hand of my dick.
You are a lucky son

>>17611468
Any with a spread?

>>17611468
Is this like your step mom?

>>17611482
Unfortunately no. :(

>>17611504
Real mom. I came from her vagina and now i want back in.

>>17611471
I jerk off all the time with her panties.

>>17611513
Got anymore?

>>17611250
Did you sneak the phone out of her room? Did she ask you to fix it?

>>17611250
Are this photos just out in the open in her galary or are they hidden on her phone?

>>17611518
>>17611519

She asked me to set it up to have a hidden folder so my little sister can't access "certain" things. I set the password but she never changed it. Lucky me! :)

>>17611290
>>17611440
you should keep the folder up for more gems like these. god damn

>>17611510
Did you give her any signs?
Any greentext worthy interesting situations?

>>17611580

She has made comments about me looking at her when she is getting sun in the backyard. I am going to try and see what I can get out of her tonight.

>>17611654
Good luck, anon
Hope to see some more later

Good luck man. see if you can record it if you score

Man just go for it but don't forgot the condom

>>17611532
watch you get a whop in the ass when you ask her

Fake as hell

anything new ?

>>17611250
Update?

anything new ?

>>17611250
Where did you get these? Does your mom post anywhere else?

>>17611811
worth

>>17612185
how did it went?

Any more of your mommy?

THis is good

just sleep on her bed naked

Bumping quality (content) thread. Intrigued.

OP is so full of shit. Even if he really did have an Oedipus complex, the chances of her actually reciprocating are next to nil. LOL at all the weirdos cheering him on.

>>17612661
What though if this is just a dude who claims this is his mom because otherwise the pics of his WIFE would remain fairly unnoticed?

>>17612668
Still lovely pictures? He gets his (Yous), we get pictures. Everybody wins.

take a very cold shower and post her pics here.
stop dreaming she will never fuck you !

How did it go Anon

Well... DESU.. i pussied out. :(

Put these on a drive and update whenever you find a new one

Keep that degenerate shit on /b

i wonder if he went through with it

Pretty sure these are of a redditor who deleted her account

>>17612971
They're not.

>>17612778
Explain

>>17612778
Of course you did you fucking lying cuck. What happened, couldn't think of a believable way to keep the lie going? Dumbass

>>17612274
I pussied out. She was in a bad mood after work. So i just went in my room and fapped to her pics.

>>17613112
If i was lying wouldn't i make up some shit story? Fuck off you fucking asshat.

>>17613115
Tell her your cock will put a smile on her face ;))

>>17611764
Greentext of this later, please

Prove it by showing pic of her feet

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>>17613133
Now you may apologize and suck my cock.

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>>17613143

I once fingered my aunt. I did it by wearing shorts with no underwear and get rubbing my cock she picked up on it. I was honest and she jerker me off and let me finger her. Only once next time try to fuck her and she told me I crazy.

>>17613165
Are you indian?

>>17611287
Do not try that. That's an awful plan. She'll most likely see it as you disrespecting her privacy and will get freaked out.

If you actually want to get closer to her, you should flirt with her, but it has to be subtle and in a way that looks like you're not actually trying to flirt with her, just teasing a little. Something that could be seen as harmless mother/son back-and-forth, but could also be seen as flirting. Gauge her reaction and go from there.

I'm not attracted to any of my family members, but if I were, I wouldn't risk trying anything unless I knew the person was open-minded about the idea of an incestuous relationship. If you make an obvious move and she freaks out, you've pretty much destroyed your relationship with her. Even if she responds positively, you could still be messing up your familial relationship. Be smart about it.

>>17613216

Very true. Good point. Didn't think about all that. I guess I've watched too much mother/son porn.

I was planning on making her a surprise dinner tonight. I guess I will start there.

>>17613216
Also how does she feel about younger guys? If you can get a conversation going with her about her age preferences maybe you can get your foot (dick) in the door that way. But stick to light flirting until you know for sure she would be alright with that kind of thing.

>>17613227
When she sees younger guys she makes comments about wishing she was a bit younger. IDK if all moms do that or what.

>>17613328
All older women do that even if they are in a relationship with man older than themselves.

Realistically this entire thread has been terrible advice. If you do any of the things suggested in this thread she is either going to not notice or brush it off as the ramblings of a pervy teenager. The best case scenario is she ignores you.

If you really want to fuck her the only way it is going to realistically happen is if she is partially or full unconscious. Does she take any prescription medications or drink heavily?

this thread is such bull XD

You can tell all the pics are groups with different women in each section of pics. Are people really buying this shit? Stop being retarded.

>>17613345
You can tell by the birthmark on her throat that those pics are real. To be honest I thought the same , but it`s real

>>17613345
You obviously can't tell shit. They are all the same person. Except this one: >>17612003

>>17612666
So that makes me full of shit? Because I WANT to fuck her? Never said I did or she would.

Anon, how old are you? Are you an adult? If yes, you're off to an okay start. If you're a kid. turn away now. Sure, what YOU want is to have sex with your mom. But a grown woman having sex with a teenager is either hebophilia or ephebophilia, depending on how old you are. In both cases, it's completely wrong.

Plus, if you are a kid, these feelings will probably pass.

In either case, get yourself some good pussy, several times, so you know what's out there and what you can have.

Also, is your mom married? Is she single? Don't be trying to break up other people's relationships.

Now, assuming you're an adult, and assuming your mom's single, if you have any true inclination to pursue this, you should really sit down and consider the implications rationally for a good amount of time (most young men only want the fantasy, not the reality). And as mentioned before, get some stranger pussy. In college? Get college pussy. Over 21? Get bar & club pussy. Have a hobby? Get x-hobby pussy. Clear your head.

And try to stop masturbating to your mom consciously for a couple of months to see if it's something you're just temporarily addicted to.

If you decide you still really want the person and not the fantasy, then extreme caution and slow progress are the only way to approach your situation. In the first place, before you even proposition your mom, you want to be the kind of man she needs/wants in her life. Someone who takes care of shit around the house. Someone who contributes to the bills and groceries. Remove all of her stressors that can relate to you and your relationship—to the best of your ability of course. This is not 100% manageable in any relationship.

Then, be an awesome son. Hang out with her. Do things above and beyond for her. Get "thinking of you" kind of shit, and take her out to dinner or make her breakfast from time to time. Go on mom-son "dates" and bond. Be open in your conversations. Never steer the conversation toward sex, but if it starts to move in that direction, respectfully share a little bit about your sexuality (without mentioning your attraction to her)

BUT: Never do anything that crosses the "white knight" line. Don't do shit that a son shouldn't do for his mom, and don't do cringy shit that a guy who's into a girl wouldn't do.

Sooner or later, after a few months, your mom will notice the sustained effort. She may express curiosity, or you may reach a point where you feel you can't wait to express yourself any more. Or you may find that you enjoy the bond you have so much, it's not worth risking breaking it by pursuing sex with her. And that part of you will fade. But if it doesn't, this is when you really tread carefully.

Somehow, you're going to have to grow the balls to mention how much the last few months have meant to you. Then your balls will have to grow more and you'll have to tell her that while you love her, you've begun to love her in a way that you didn't expect. She'll want to know what you mean, but she'll have a suspicion. From here, you have to grow balls that are bigger than a man's and tell you that you find her beautiful and attractive... and eventually get to the point where you tell her you've begin to desire her.

When you've said this last part, those massive balls you grew: they're now entirely in her court. If she asks questions, you answer them clearly and honestly. If she says she doesn't want to talk about it, then you don't, and you never say another word about it again unless she brings it up again.

Final word of advice: if you get rejected, don't fucking sulk. You wanted to fuck her, so treat her like you would a real woman. You can't going crying to mommy to make it all better. But if she wants to console you, let her do what moms do.

>>17613336
This man is right. Your best bet is getting her drunk. The chances of her doing this sober are so slim they're not worth mentioning.

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>>17613513
>>17613515

I'm 19 and go to college and work. Mom is single again. Ever since my dad she hasn't picked the best type of guy. We have a close relationship, but not so close where I could openly express myself like that.

Anon, you make a helluva lot of sense. You're right, I need to see if I truly want to "go there" with her. I guess I just have been fantasizing about it and never truly thought about what it would do to our relationship or how it would affect my sister if she ever found out.

Damn... maybe I should just leave well enough alone and move on. Time to do some thinking.

OP, post some candid shots! Try to snap some while she's in the shower or changing.

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wonderful in on/off

shwag

Come in here ears while she sleeps softly

Her ears. Fuck now I look like a weirdo.

>>17614678

Yes. Yes you do. You freak. LOL

Update?

>>17613557
This is a very sensible decision, but by all means keep posting pics.

>>17613557
Dude you better stop trying to fuck her. One way or another u will destroy your family relation with her and also those hoy pics. I also have hot pics of my mom i stole from my dad's computer but i will never try to fuck my mom cause is too dangerous

>>17611510
Who is she taking these for? Or sending these to?

Don't do it. You've been watching too much porn, and are going to ruin your relationship with her--probably forever.

Is it allowed yo post links? I think this might help you. For better or for worse:
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/

What's your mom's name... For research purposes.

>>17611466
God her pussy is perfect

Do it anon. I had a sexual relationship with my mother's sister. My aunt. Sex was fucking amazing and out of this world. And older women really know how to suck cock.

you seriously wanna fuck your biological mother? Damn man, that is fucked. That's your goddamn mom. In no universe is that ok.

so she just has all these pictures on her phone and lets you use it anyway?

I understand where you are coming from OP, my sister is a mfc webcam model. I've seen her nudes so much it doesn't even get a rise out of me anymore. Everyone here is right unless you know for a fact, don't try anything stupid to fuck up your relationship with your family. And as for those who refuse to believe the truth, doesnt make it false when you know its real

God I wish she was my mom.

This is disgusting

>>17617565
Not quite my mom. Lol

>>17617283
I totally Agree!

I'm convinced this is your gf or wife as you've never given proof and ignore all proof questions. post a pic that mirror shes bending over in

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Personally I am 100% flaccid when it comes to my mom. I hate thinking in any way sexual toward her. With that said dude. Your Mom has super hot intoxicating boobs, and nice skin. First woman have seen it all when it comes to sex. She may be ahead of you. Your next step is to hang out with your mom in the solitude of your home in the evening hours for days. Watch a movie with sex. You need to use any excuse you can to touch her with a 100% disciplined, mild mannered, smooth act. Look up how to do back rubs with working to the breasts. You will never be rejected if you ask to massage her, or just start doing it. Do your best to get drinking with her, and never be physically direct to her privates so you can always bail out by apologizing. Always moving in circular motions. As long as there's compliments just keep going, and do not get nervous. Breath deeply, and slowly. Know your mission, and focus on getting it complete without breaking discipline no matter how close youre getting. Do not compromise your bail out strategy. I'd say if you work any magic you have you'll be licking you moms sweet nipples anywhere from now till 30 days from now. Post your results. We will remember. Thanks for posting.

>>17617686
that's a creepy pic dude

>>17617700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNvqcwIV8B0

Keep updating. Whatever you do, whatever happens
>>17611250

>>17613222
These porn movies that are "Mom and son" are fake, they made it to bring more viewers. oO" a tip, try to think another woman as your mother when you see much these porns.

Somebody get the fucking name of OP's mom.

>>17611250
K, here's what you do -
1) don't
2) forget you ever had these thoughts

>>17611250
just crawl into her bed and put your penis in

well... get her drunk first

You're a fucking degenerate kill yourself

>>17611326
Great meme faggot

>>17611250
1. make sure your cock is erect
2. get naked
3. wave your cock at her.

100% guaranteed to work.

>>17617283
you are just saying that coz you know your sister would rather be a whore than fuck you.

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>>17611466
That is a 10/10 pussy for a mother.

>>17617283
I cant begin to imagine what being the brother of a whore. You must have wanted to fuck her at some stage?

Has your mother and father shamed her for her life choices?

>>17611464
how do you get photos like these without fucking her?

Try to appeal to her nurturing side. She probably doesn't see you as "sexy" but if you're clever enough she might suck you off thinking she's making her baby feel better.

One time after a terrible break up I came home after the bar and broke down about how I struck out and haven't been laid in 6 months and she kinda reluctantly gave me a BJ then after a bit it seemed like she was just doing the equivalent of rubbing my back as I was I'll order something.

>>17611429
If you're not larping, you need to be really subtle you idiot. Don't force anything. "Involuntary" erection under the pants could be ok. Or masturbate to porn in your room but always make it seem like you don't want her to catch you. It must never be obvious that you want to be caught by her. She just must know that you're horny all the time. Do you have nice body? Go to gym, workout, sunbath and go half-naked / bare-chested in front of her. Look attractive as possible. That's perhaps all you can do. It's she who must make the first step. It's really really improbable but it could happen.

>>17619969
His mom took the photos of herself. Dude found it on her camera.

>>17613120
Why? You're Craving attention is my guess

>>17613454
Yeah, pretty much

>>17613143
>>17613141

AWESOME legs.... more like this? ty

OP Needs to give us the name of his mom.

>Niggas are actually "helping" (All the advice is fucking retarded) an anon to fuck his mother

The pics are hot but the autism killed my boner

It depends. If she lives alone you can stay over one night, say that the sofa isn't very comfy to sleep on or whatever and she may offer to let you sleep in her bed. If you live in a house with her and your dad then no chance.

If your mom has a bf you're probably shit out of luck.
Try being more friendly and sociable with her though. Getting closer never hurt.
Try harmless things like massages and stuff

>>17611250
If u do decide to ask her that, and she is absolutely disgusted by that fact her own son would ask her that, get ready to be put into therapy, her not even wanting to be in the same room as you, that's if she doesn't put your ass out of that house. Then like any women, she will tell this to other family members, then which will spread like wild fire, and then your entire family will know about this, hell it might even spread on social media. To which, if you get your feelings hurt easily like a bitch, which it will lead down to the road of you commenting suicide, cause everyone will know now.
But for some fuckin reason she has the same feelings as you, and does go along with it, be prepared to have some fucked up children, because you never know what will happen. But this too will also be spread around.
You gotta think about the coincidences too, rather just the feeling.
I disapprove of what you are trying to do, I say get a girl that looks like your mom rather fuckin your own mother. But hey it's not my life.
That's if your not full of shit.

How can you be sexually attracted to your mom, don't do that mate you will find better girls in your life, even older ones! imagine how awkward of a situation you will be, plus the fact that it is disgusting. Just get out of your house, find a babe ( that maybe can be your girlfriend) and fuck her. You will see that after, you'll feel no attractions for your mom.

as my uncle would say "no don't do it, i'm a virgin!"

>>17612666
Because it’d be fucking hilarious when he comes back saying he wants to kill himself

>>17622658
>If u do decide to ask her that, and she is absolutely disgusted by that fact her own son would ask her that, get ready to be put into therapy, her not even wanting to be in the same room as you, that's if she doesn't put your ass out of that house
Why are you talking like he's underaged and still living in the same house with her?

Bumping.

If possible, keep the pics coming.

>>17613168
No I'm from Romania

Any luck?

come on OP update us

>>17611250
slowly bro
start walkin around with less clothes get caught fappin till its normal
tease her alil the same and start drinkin together

So firstly if this isnt fakw then all of u pp helping him are just as fucked up as him, leave your mum alone u weirdo

>>17613216
Be the victim of an 'accident' that results in both arms badly broken (but no other injury). As part of your convalescence, your mom will offer to bathe you and she will notice you getting 'backed up' (I saw this on a documentary film). She will take pity on you and will see it as her maternal duty to 'drain the pipes', so to speak.

>>17611250
Where are you even getting these?

Am I the only one that finds it weird that he wanna Fuck his mom

>>17613652
her titsare dfferent
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>>17611397
hmmmm

>>17611544
As opposed to what, going in to her phone to delete it? What an inane comment.

Come to think of it, are there any other pictures? Not gonna be much point in this if there's no progress or no new pictures of mom.

>all these faggots who cant tell that he got caught and grounded

shit anon here, after hard drinking, when i was unconscious and lying near my mum, i grabbed her tits and... ehh, the result was my beaten head :(
the next day i just told her that she is sexy and i would like to feel and lick her tits. she was so angry and disappointed in me that i felt that was probably one of the worst days in her life

now i don't know what to do because i'm still dreaming about her big tits


sorry for my shite english guys

>>17629425
So lemme get this straight...you got yourself stone drunk...but she's sober? If anything you should have let her do all the drinking and stayed sober...or at the very least, shared some drinks together!

Dude...we just gave you some good advice...and you pretty much took none of it. This is pretty heavy shit you were getting into...Did you think you'd be able to get off easy just by telling her how you felt?

Brace yourself, kid. You're in for some hard times ahead. If this simply blows over and she decides to forget this ever happened, count yourself lucky.

>>17629425
Were you still drunk the next day?

>>17629425
Dear God I feel embarrassment residual. Fuck did you just do!

>>17629664
He got himself piss drunk and went after his mom like a fucking neanderthal. It's difficult enough to do that with a regular girl...but with your own mom, that shit ain't gonna fly!

Did you rape her yet, Anon?

>>17629647
we were going home from family wedding party, she was drinking too

i am not original op, just another anon with similar problem
>>17629652
a little

Just blackmail her write the pics (I'm only just fucking about)

Don't you fucking blackmail her

She has to have the same feelings or just generally be from a fucked up background and not care.

My case exactly. Fucked my mom. Kept fucking her. We started living together as man and wife. Got momma pregnant. Had perfectly healthy kid, no two heads shit.

Better feel her out good before you go there or you will definitely ruin your relationship with her.

>>17633212
you really need a doctor. Serious...

>>17617686
Hello, fellow /k/ommando

thanks for the good fap anon. your mom has rockin tits. post some ass pics if you have some

You amerifags are sick
No wonder it's the country with the highest retardation and most people are on prescribed pills

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>>17613143
damn she's got nice feet too

>>17611250
>Being so deprived of female attention that you lust after your own mother
seriously, please go outside

>>17611250
It'd be really easy to roofie her. Just saying

>>17634108

Kill yourself

>>17613345
I'm with you, thread is such retarded bullshit.
So someone hit up Tumblr, stole someone else's pictures, posted them here with a degenerate narrative.
Creepers gather like moths to a flame.

>>17617686
> Browsing /s/
> Weird wincest thread
> suddenly... /k/ happens

I love this place.

If your mom is smart she'd punch you in the face and kick you out.

From her lips your mum looks like she's probably got a sexy face too. OP post one up

>>17622857
Probably still does

>>17611250
This is not regular autism, it's advanced autism, /thread/.

Seriously dude, if you have a freudian oedipus complex, fine. It is fairly common, but c'mon, actually thinking of a plan to fuck your own mother, snap out of it. Go to a therapist who is legally bound to not disclose this (so you won't be ridiculed on social media), and fix your life.

But first post more pics of your mother, she is a piece.

she looks kind of young - are you underage, OP?

underage posters BTFO

bump

show face

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>>17611250
>I'm posting pics of my mom.

>>17613557
This guy is talking common sense, heed what he says.>>17613510

I gotta be honest here - if this is legit, you posting pics in this thread on this board is a FUCKING HUGE invasion of your mum's privacy and a clear indication that you cannot be trusted by her. If I recognised her I'd be telling her quickly and in no uncertain terms what you have done and the fact that you've done it over a sustained timeframe ie. you can't claim it was an impetuous one off thing...

I actually find this thread and some of the attitudes displayed here (including yours) really fucking sad.
My only hope for you is that if you ever have kids - they don't betray you as much as you've betrayed your mother.

>>17617283
What is her handle?

>>17637241
back to >>>reddit

cmon douchenozzle, show us her face

so, will you be mad if i fap to your mom??? XP

How is this bullshit thread still going!? The kid is obviously full of shit, protesting pics he found on line. Stop taking our seriously aslet the thread die.

I realize I've kept our alive a little longer by posting this. The irony will haunt me.

>>17640243
So many typos. I hate doing this on my phone.

Face!

How is this thread still going?? Its amusing af but still.

>>17640243
Shut the fuck up punk before I kick your ass, you hear me? You better before you pay a price you can not afford.

>>17642135
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>17611250
I know this isn't real but ya mum is a slut.

Suck it trebeck

So hows it going with your mom now

Update us

>>17642235
Cool story, bro.

>>17642235
You hope for a reaction, huh? Okay, here's what I'll say to that. Um, I appreciate you picking me out of the crowd to give me your stance on not only your sexuality, but the fact that you can stand alone with this sexuality that you've hand selected, not based on your genitalia, I hope. Um, and uh, there are a lot of women out there that are struggling, that don't have the independence you got. I'm asking that you don't speak for them...As a whole. They probably wouldn't accept you with the open arms and gratitude that you assumed you deserve. So, um, um, that's for your safety because I don't think there's anyone that needs to impugn to discredit here. Um, the fact that you put on your shoes on your own in this little confabulation of clishmaclaver that you're having with me is with no doubt is clever. I'm charmed. Eh, so I'm also an independent woman, and I'm lesbian. So if you'd like we can go out sometime, just sex. I don't have money for food. Um, are you of age? You're seventeen? Are you eighteen? Really? That's a great age. That's, that's fantastic. So, we don't have to worry about talking to your parents. I'm going to ignore the rest of the subject matter pertaining to this specific conversation, and go back to ogling baseball literature I really don't care for, and I think maybe you should start speaking to that woman herself because she's also independent, but she's also of a different ethnicity, and she'll be proud to see that you'd make that stand in a library no less and with an appropriate inside voice.

>>17642235
Pathetic

>>17645282
>>17644448
Fucking newfags

>>17645390
Been here for years, friend. Don't care for your shite.

>>17645403
And you don't recognize the most popular copypasta of all time. Lol jesus.

>>17645406
Recognised it of course and my "cool story bro" response is valid. Go be an autist somewhere else, pal.

there's gotta be some of her with her face like please post some of that

Did OP fucked his mom already?
Hopefully he's handsome so she would get dicked by him.

>>17646209
he should record it and upload it on pornhub

>>17646217
Oh yeah, that would be nice.

>>17633212
I remembwr your anon and how is your mom and sister? Is she lovely lovely oneechan?

>>17611250
This post is still going, huh? Ok I'll bite. Any results?

"gorilla" warfare? I'm sorry, I don't speak monkey.

>>17644478
This is a pasta, newfag.

>>17613112

oh shut up cia moralfag! Let this guy and his pics be!

>>17617700
>Not carrying an entire stockpile of firearms everywhere you go
shiggy

>>17634791
Shut the fuck up,namefag. Your opinion is irrelevant. This isn't reddit.

Just out of curiosity, are her initials J K? If so, I may be able to hook you up as one of her exes still on good enough terms to call her up and fuck her.

If that's who I think it is (and if it isn't, holy shit your mom has a doppelgänger with a 19 year old son), she's into some pretty seriously kinky shit and I could talk her into some mother-son fantasy shit, fuck her a bunch, then afterwards when we're laying on the couch be like "have you ever thought about your real son that way? I think it would be sexy to see a video of you sucking him off. You should make one for me. He's 19... Horny teens always love a good blowjob, and you're hot so I bet he won't care that it's from his mom".

Then once I've got your dick in the door, hit it like a caveman and I'll fade back into obscurity. I don't know why, dude, but if your mom is who I think, she's incapable of saying no to me. I've gotten her to do anything I want. She is especially receptive after I finger fuck her for an hour and make her cum over and over... It puts her in this incredibly submissive mindset I've never seen in any other woman where I could probably tell her to call you into the room to fuck her asshole while I'm fingering her and she'd be screaming your name in an instant. Well... If we had ever fucked when you were home that is. She was always really particular about making sure you were out for the night before she had me over and I never got a chance to meet you. That's actually part of why I dumped her. I wanted something serious with her and she may not be capable of telling me no in bed, but outside of sex she has no issue with it.

So funding disgusting..how can you even think of fucking your real mom..

>>17647105
how long have you been on 4chan?

>>17611250
This is going to be a fucking train wreck! Keep us posted OP!

>>17647056
Omg if this is true this thread just took an interesting turn...

>>17647172
op needs to reply

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Appoarching maximum over troll

>>17633442
Hey! buddy. How Copy?

>>17629425
Dude, you can't ever initiate contact like that. Maybe she hates your manners more than your appetite,

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This thread may become monumental. I was looking for some yoga pants, but I was totally delighted to see OP's big yoga boobed mommy fantasy. I'm thinking, and hoping maybe OP doesn't know how to use search, or catalog. His mom reminds me of a sexy huge bubble ass bitch I used to fuck with, but she said she's married. Her name is Tiff.

Fake and gay

If you don't fuck, tell me what she live and i will fuck her for you. kek!

>>17646513
>>17633395

I have no sister. Wrong anon.

The other guy, that's exactly why most of us who do have real life experiences like this do not post it. Nobody believes it or it's always post proof or like you, you need to see a doctor shit.

Incest is real. Real between adult parents and children. It's not popular in every street corner in America but it happens more than you think.

Like I said, fucked up background or low morals or just have a mom that'll go after her lust, wants and needs. Or, I guess, a mom that has that maternal thing going on strong to nurture her kid. Worked for me.

>>17647903
>but it happens more than you think
that's a given
you know how any children are born or raised by single mothers today?

Watch less porn, Oedipus, before you get excommunicated from the family

>>17647903
List me and quest yourself: For why do you need this? just for pleasure? you will fuck a few times and this feelings go away, after you feel bad worst or disgusting (like you masturbate for your ex oO"). I tell to go a doctor cause by the nature have no gain doing that.you are young, go out, fuck another girls.

And, i know there more incest, i'm know how the world works.

>>17613115
Should've backrubbed, got her a drink and accidentally bulged against her.

Think about it, anon...

>>17642235
The autism is real

>>17613141
i'd worship her feet

Anon, you know that if you manage to drug and rape her there's only one way it'll end. You'll be forced to kill her and cut up the remains and put them in bins all over the city. Aint no way you're coming back from being your mum's rapist.

>>17648131

I am not OP. I stated that I already have sex with mother, that she lives with me as my wife and that we've had a child together. You replied that I needed to see a doctor, I don't see why?

Why did we start fucking? Because we found an attraction to each other and something that was missing in our lives, we filled for each other.

Why did we move and start a life together as husband and wife? Because you can't marry your mother obviously and people in our old town knew us. A fresh start, a new life, a second chance.

Why did we have a child together? I was younger and so was she, I wanted a child and so she gave me one. It is perfectly healthy and fine, I stated no two heads or shit like that.

I was simply saying that when someone comes on this board or any other board anywhere on the net, it's always about proving that you are actually in a committed incest relationship. I won't. That's stupid. I have no reason to prove it and if I'm believed, fine and if not, fine also.

OP probably isn't really posting pics of his mom but if he is, I think he should be respected and not told to prove it's her and not his wife or girlfriend. And if he's real and he's really going after his mother, he needs to be very careful or it could end terribly bad.

And I agree with you, it's possible they could fuck and one of them lose the attraction and then what?

>>17611250
bump

this is degen, even for /s/'s standard...

I suppose it makes a sick sort of sense that a thread about mothers and wanting to fuck them actually garnered some really thoughtful comments about how to treat a woman you're interested in, and what to do if she doesn't reciprocate it.

>>17648329
You total sinner

>>17617700
Gay post, senpai.

I can’t stop checking this thread. Fucked up as it is, I can’t stop checking to see what happens next.

Well if your mom has THIS MANY photos of herself then she is probably a very sexual person. I would start by leaving tons of incest videos in the internet history on her computer. Maybe even "accidentally" leave a video open on her web browser.

When you are around her wear tight pants so that she can clearly see the outline of your dick thru your pants.

After all of this, buy her some panties on her next B-day. You're gonna have to play this out for a while. You're not just gonna seduce your mom over the course of a few days.

>>17611250
Please update, OP. I'm dying to know more.

>>17611250
you're a fucking moron.

>>17611250

OP update pls