Bree "bunnbree" Morgan

>>17596413
Bree talks to my mom a lot. It's kinda weird but she does.

I think they were going to set me up with her but I don't know. She posted a bunch of things to bait me into flirting with her online but I knew it was part of the game so I didn't.

I really wonder if she is going to be my future girlfriend or what. I like when she posts artwork though. She has a lot more talent other than being a pretty face.

I hope she's ok. Bad things happen to people that get involved with me. It's enough to make me not want to be with anyone ever again.

I live a bizarre life.

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>>17596494
Outrageously epic post senpai

>>17596494
My mom tried to set me up with her to but I was like I'm too cool for her. I'm more of a bad ass loner myself.

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>>17596579
Good shit brother /)

>>17596494
My mom tried to set me up with her as well. I had to decline that neck is awesome and I would have to bite.
There are too many undead as it is, can't make another.

>>17596494
My mom is cyberstalking her too! She is pretending to be me, a 6'2" 27 year old tech billionaire. She hopes to get Bree over to meet me on the pretext of marriage. Then she will creep into the guest room and make love to her with a 12 inch strap on and one liter lube pump custom made to mimic my equipment. I too live a bizarre life.

>>17596494
My Mom is Bree Morgan and she tries to set me up with Bree Morgan all the time.
Until she lets me stay up past 9:00pm and play vidya, my answer is always going to be no.

>>17596702
It's not her.

>>17596579
wheres ur katana

>>17596494
my mum name jeff

>>17597328
Yes it is, this is from her Instagram

I've been debating with myself over the last few weeks whether or not I should write this letter. Obviously, I outvoted myself and wrote it. I concluded I absolutely had to tell you that both sensationalism and Cæsarism are forerunners of Bree Morgan's linguacious codices. Consider this letter not as a monologue but rather as a joint effort between writer and reader. Together we shall disentangle people from the snares set by Bree and her understrappers. Together we shall call people to their highest and best, not accommodate them at their lowest and least. And together we shall arraign Bree at the tribunal of public opinion. It may be soothing and pleasant for her to think that we're supposed to shut up and smile when she says ludibrious things, but her goal is to promote her craven substitute for morality, which defines as destructive any attempt to eschew depraved exclusionism. This is abject Bulverism!


Bree's hypersensitive attendants fundamentally believe that expansionism is a beautiful entelechy that makes us whole. Alas, this deeply held belief is fiction from start to finish. Every piece of evidence I can find makes it abundantly clear that we must stand uncompromised in a world that's on the brink of Bree-induced disaster. Those who claim otherwise do so only to justify their own unbridled polemics. I'd like to end this letter on an upbeat note: If you want to fight oppression, it doesn't matter who you are. All that matters is the kind of transformation you hope to effect in the world.

>>17598806
I approve of your doctoral dissertation.

>>17598806
>>17598829

STFU graduate?

My mom tried to set me up with Bree Morgan. But I know she just did it because she felt guilty about having been in a sexual relationship with me for so long. I will take her out for breakfast at McDonald's and talk it over. I am going to assure mom that she is the only woman for me, and that I am happy with that. Maybe Bree can join us for one of our special times though.

>>17596539
She is probably secretly a crazy bitch that doesnt know what she wants

>>17596494
All those people jocking this, it's actually true.

Weird.

I just want to know what the fuck my life is.

Sigh.

>>17600670
whatever you say, jojo

you mean eightree?

I would rut in her like a pig, I don't even find her that attractive put I need to put a baby in her.

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>>17602890

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>>17602958

>>17600660
All women that look like this are

This ho is sexy as fuck but you can tell she likes herself too much.

She is cute and all, but where are the tittie pics? where are her bare breasts? where are her nipples? where boobs free and clear of clothing and that stupid fad of 'hand bra' and arm bra?
I want to see her goddamn fucking bare titties! If not, she is worthless to everyone here.
So there!

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>>17604965

"Bree is the flawed beauty you should pursue instead of that blonde bombshell with the perfect tits and bubble butt you're always mooning over"...
"You're right, I suppose, Mom"
"Great! It's settled then. She'll be here at 8"

>>17596514
must has. i would eat her out on those stairs.

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>>17602890
>>17602958
>>17602959
>>17605400
Where do these ones came from

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>>17606772
some tumblr page

lazylittlelunax dot tumblr dot com

apparently its a photoshoot she did a while ago