Good christ the weeks are flying by
hope you've been more productive than me.
FAQ
>who is she and what does she do? i would google her but i doubt it would be worth the effort.
Cara Delevingne is primarily occupied with being the #1 qtpie waifu and stealing hearts of men and women. Other her hobbies include changing the world of fashion forever and being a pretty good actress.
>what makes Cara the #1 qtpie waifu?
there is the obvious unprecedented beauty and cuteness, and then there is the adorable and lovely personality http://imgur.com/a/2qH90
>What the fuck is wrong with her eyebrows?
Literally nothing, they're gorgeous.
>How do I pronounce her name?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOCO51-ApLE
CARA
>>17314569
good evening speedy carabro, everything well with you?
>>17314572
Not so bad Carafriend.
I didn't worked at all but I was faithful to my schedule.
>>17314572
She is proof that if you slop enough make up on even the ugliest girl, she can be a model.
You guys are very lucky to have such low low standards.
>>17314574
sounds like me, really. had an appointment on monday, that went okay-ish, and i didn't do much else for the rest of the week.
>>17314575
no offense, but this girl looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome
it's ok if you have different tastes but i don't come to you and tell you that, do i?
speaking of getting nothing done, i should get to revising this old diet plan. haven't updated it since i moved to vienna
>>17314578
I know, its just that this is such a shit thread, and I wish it wasn't here.
I never understood guys who have a thing for ugly girls, and this board is for 'sexy' women, so its out of place.
>>17314584
>I know, its just that this is such a shit thread, and I wish it wasn't here.
sorry to disappoint you, but this won't stop over one person who has objectively bad taste.
why are you so angry anyway? go look at things that you enjoy instead
>>17314583
You were following it, but didn't change it (while making progress) ?
>>17314590
i was making good progress without following it at all, but i've found that it's probably more headache than it's worth when i'm out buying groceries, and i end up making worse decisions from it.
should be simple enough anyway, now that i have everything i need right near me.
it's been a good while since we had someone like that join the thread huh?
i've been thinking about maybe reintroducing the thread to /r9k/, since we can sustain it and almost fill it up without dumping these days, but i'm sure we'd lose at least one person from it.
i'm not sure if it's worth it at all, but i thought it was an interesting idea
>>17314596
Iktf, I have some excel to calculate the calories in.
I hardly use it, it's annoying.
>all those pics of cara I get on the other boards that are too small for here
>>17314575
>whine about grill using make up
>posted the most generic model with fuckton of make up, body modification, and photo post-processing
>>17314584
>whine about ugly girls
>posted an ugly girl from his own collection
Your brain is so full of shit you don't even realize all you spit out is shit.
>>17314615
>Iktf, I have some excel to calculate the calories in.
>I hardly use it, it's annoying.
i usually just use the calculator app on here and keep it open during the day while staying below a certain amount.
wolfram alpha helps a lot with calculating all of that, but right now that's not the point for me. i just need some new basic guidelines over one week, avoid certain things that i wanna cut down on, and then do all the tiny details as i go along.
>all those pics of cara I get on the other boards that are too small for here
i know that feel. i have so many gifs that i can't use, need to find the sources on and convert to webm. putting borders on pictures feels like cheating.
>>17314618
i just don't really get him. there's no need or reason to aggressively shove "my taste in women is better than yours" in anyone's face, especially with examples like that.
oh well, 4chan will always have someone like that.
>>17314624
Good luck my lad.
>putting borders
>>17314628
thank you! shouldn't be too hard, this will help balance my budget as well.
>posting the old one
:^)
>>17314634
I have it too of course !
>>17314637
good christ that photoset is amazing
also i'm looking for more pictures from the set in pic related, if someone has them.
>>17314644
>>17314647
thank you! i only had the first one as a thread starter.
how was dinner?
>>17314652
feel pregnant desu
>>17314641
>Anon, I have your brower history
>>17314657
sounds good to me. what was it?
i got a bit of udon and vegetable soup, just the right amount of full
>>17314659
u-uh, those efukt links aren't mine, a friend sent me those i swear
>>17314641
>>17314647
>>17314653
noice pic btw
>>17314668
chips and kroketten (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croquette#Netherlands)
sunday is my eating shit day
>>17314670
don't like that one, she looks way too skinny in my opinion
>>17314672
huh, interesting how different they are between the netherlands and austria. i've never had the dutch kind, but sounds good
GOOD EVENING CARABROS
time to continue with my new stuff from VK (and other sources)
>>17314613
what if next week's thread is on /r9k/ instead of here? if it's a disaster, then we just come back to /s/.
>>17314685
good evening to you too! how are you?
>time to continue with my new stuff from VK (and other sources)
the second coming is upon us
>>17314691
i'm very well carafriend, how are you?
what's that thing on cara's right thumb?
>>17314699
>i'm very well carafriend, how are you?
doing much better now that you're here! i've been well overall though.
i did that jobcenter appointment on monday, learned some not-so-great things, but also got some decent recommendations for apprenticeships. i already applied to all of those, and that was me pretty much done for the week, just being lazy and playing vidya.
i can't complain though, at least i'm not sick again
>what's that thing on cara's right thumb?
i think it's just the reflection of that building in the window
>>17314707
>recommendations for apprenticeships
sounds good. i don't know what country you're in, but in the UK it's pretty common now for companies to use apprenticeships as a way of underpaying (or even not paying at all) for normal work. just be sure that you're getting something valuable from the experience.
>i think it's just the reflection of that building in the window
how foolish of me, it's obvious now you've pointed it out
this looks like inspiration for GTA poster
>>17314725
i'm in austria, more specifically vienna
>in the UK it's pretty common now for companies to use apprenticeships as a way of underpaying (or even not paying at all) for normal work. just be sure that you're getting something valuable from the experience.
that sounds really shitty. here you get pretty bad pay, and my field has a 3 and a half-year long apprenticeship, but after that you're pretty much 100% qualified and the job market is much more open to you.
and don't worry, i'll try. even if it turns out to be dreadful, there's always another opportunity just around the corner, so i'm not worried.
>>17314728
these legs, man
>>17314733
getting a "vice city" vibe from that one
>>17314740
that's good, if there's a proper recognised qualification at the end of it then i'm sure you will do fine.
You're now Cara's husband and she doesn't mind you using a part of her money. (You don't need to work to live comfortably)
What do ?
>>17314746
if i'm being realistic, this would be awful. anyone married to cara would automatically be a target of massive attention, which i would hate. i would probably end up never leaving the house.
>>17314743
>if there's a proper recognised qualification at the end of it then i'm sure you will do fine.
yep, there is, and it's more or less a requirement for anything more than entry-level, or if you don't want to do three years of 1st level tech support so you can become qualified for three more years of 1st level tech support
>>17314746
buy property in the alps of south tyrol and never leave again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdvtRzgtjdQ
>>17314751
what a qt pic wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdHnD22IZ48
absolute tune
>>17314760
qt video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_kHSVcHIE4
>>17314776
yesss i love this one
really appreciate the dumping btw, i'd die before i got through that VK so thank you very very much
>>17314792
no problem. it took a lot of concentration but i forced myself to get through it for the benefit of /cara/
>>17314803
your sacrifice shall never be forgotten, carabro
pretty sure the photographer made her thighs bigger in this one
legs desu
>>17314814
>>17314815
they look perfect to me! her legs are amazing.
someone post that picture of her on this mechanical horse thing, that's still one of the greatest ones i've ever seen
wish more of these were in colour really. b&w gets boring after a while
>>17314819
got your back
>>17314819
i assume you mean this:
>>>/hr/2861965
it is a fantastic image
>>17314821
>>17314822
yes, thank you guys
this shits amazing keep them coming
>>17314829
>no slavic gf
hold me senpai
>stroll through gigantic country mansion
>see door slightly open
>look through gap
>>17314835
Hello ma'am, I'm your gynecologist.
>>17314845
flawless plan
>>17314845
D E V I L I S H
>>17314834
i know this feel, carabro. we're all gonna make it
>>17314850
>those paws
>>17314851
she's a big dog
for you
Good night Carafriends
>>17314871
going so soon? see you next time <3
>>17314871
see you next time, have a good night!
i'll be back in a bit myself, gonna do some dishes rq
>>17314875
I fixed a schedule where I disconnect/go away of screens 1 hour before actually trying to sleep. I hope it will make me sleep faster, instead of rolling in bed 3 hours like an idiot every night and waking up like a fucking zombie.
Cya
>>17314887
>I fixed a schedule where I disconnect/go away of screens 1 hour before actually trying to sleep.
i did that too, but in the mornings instead while i'm at home. it gets so much shit done it's incredible
>>17314887
good night bby
>>17314875
shit, posted the wrong version
>>17314907
maybe of interest to bellybro?
>>17314908
>belly, inc.
got some tea as well
>winter-chai
smells beautiful desu
by the way, from that google picture, this website:
http://caradelevingne-pictures.sosugary.org/
i'm gonna go through it tonight and post all the new ones i've found from there so i have material to dump as well. seems good, no?
>>17314931
nice, i didn't even see that. looks like a manageable number of images this time.
>>17314939
yeah! though i wouldn't mind more.
i'll keep checking the VK too, but it's just so much content it's hard to know where to begin.
this site is beautiful to navigate, i'm not even drowning in a sea of tabs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNv3YRhuzEg
god bless the man who compiled all this, shame he hasn't updated in weeks.
>>17314958
this is a really beautiful piece of music
>>17314971
i can upload the album for you if you like!
listened to the whole thing on a plane with window seating, it was a beautiful thing
>>17314976
that would be nice, thanks
>>17314978
mega nz/#F!4A92BDCZ!umCw76B9wJwiQPmtEsul1w
enjoy <3
i bought this album a day before leaving for stockholm, funnily enough. worth every cent
>>17314983
muchos gracias <3
i'm flying there in a couple of months, maybe i'll save a full listen-through until then. i also love staring out of plane windows, it never gets old.
>>17314988
>muchos gracias <3
least i could do. i love sharing music i like with others, something very "human" about it for lack of a better word
>i'm flying there in a couple of months, maybe i'll save a full listen-through until then. i also love staring out of plane windows, it never gets old.
why not now AND then? :>
also, this song on a plane:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV-hSgL1R74
>>17314995
>i love sharing music i like with others, something very "human" about it for lack of a better word
totally agree. i only have one close friend in real life that i get to share music with, so the only other time i can do it is on here
>>17315002
>totally agree. i only have one close friend in real life that i get to share music with, so the only other time i can do it is on here
oh man, i should post more then
also, if you aren't aware yet, use http://musicroamer.com to find similar music. works like a charm every time and you can split into all directions
>>17315010
hah, i was just about to ask how you managed to find so much obscure stuff. that explains it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDVrTYW2l84
>>17315015
that, digging deep on youtube, and looking at people's last.fm profiles (which i can also recommend as a tool to use, i can link mine if you like)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDVrTYW2l84
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbu28jdSGzY
>>17315019
i actually have your last.fm saved somewhere already, one day i promise i will get around to making an account.
>>17315031
let me know when the day comes so i can follow you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwNd4_uf3sU
>>17315033
will do for sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WjeWsiujmU
>>17315033
you recommended the flashbulb a while ago and i have got a lot of enjoyment from the album 'nothing is real'. i've never heard anything quite like it.
>>17315037
this sounds super familiar... is it from fight club?
>>17315039
i haven't gotten around to that one yet, i love all of his old stuff though. listen to "Soundtrack To A Vacant Life" next, in my opinion it's some of his best work.
also can only recommend Crane's Dreams, great neoclassical/ambient outfit. couldn't tell you how many times i've fallen asleep to these albums
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywAdPpO1Lw4
>>17315040
>this sounds super familiar... is it from fight club?
i'm not sure, i pulled it out of a soundcloud mix a while back.
>>17315040
>>17315043
ah i just looked it up, it's used in Layer Cake. seriously good film if you haven't seen it already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgXxDFvfdhM
>>17315050
i haven't, going on the list now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUcZHkF4tng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dYPYAMxviw
not sure what's going on here... fashion i guess
>>17315071
literal bird's nest
meh the next one will be better i promise
>>17315078
all's well, lots of tunes sent your way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBD4z2BeYQg
>>17315078
the next what?
>>17315082
wojakified tm cara pic
>>17315082
>>17315078
never mind, just looked at your image. it's good enough to me to save
>>17315076
bigger version
>>17315091
thank you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Khsl3mzEJjg
>tfw no japanese piano gf
suppose that's it for tonight, thanks for coming and hanging out, thank you for all the new pictures, and i hope you enjoyed the music i could share. see you next time, love you and good night <3
another comfy thread. still got some more images to dump.
adieu until next time, and thanks to mirubro as always for making the thread
>>17315124
hope you've got loads more to dump desu this shits amazing
>>17315124
>thanks to mirubro as always for making the thread
it's the least i could do for you all <3
Not only is she nothing special, she also has insignificant influence in the modeling world. And the proof is simple, VERY FEW other models, or just regular girls, try to copy her look. It's not a difficult look to copy, it's just not an attractive one.
>>17315252
Posting as a late reply so you think you have the last words.
Pathetic.