Was going through some photosets and some of this shit is so fucking dumb. Lets laugh at models.
doing some wheel kick ninja shit
upside down for no good reason
falling down the stairs and undressing like some weird superman knockoff
all started because she was eating oatmeal out of a large mug, on the stairs, with no spoon. I presume she realized she forgot the spoon and went to go get it, and that's when she fell and disrobed.
in this one she is on the counter for some reason, takes her shirt off...
and bam, has socks on
takes those off too
then shock and a cappuccino bikini
photographer was like "give me your best Smeagol impression" and she was like "Smea-what?" and he was like, "you know, the MY PRECIOUSSSS dude" and she was like "i got u senpai"
the photographer went from "make love with the sofa" to "fall out the sofa" real quick
aah im falling
oh noes
splat, now pretend you meant to do that, like my asshole cat
middle of the set, suddenly goes from sultry and shit to...
wait a minute...
did I hear tacos for lunch?
"use that chair as wrong as possible"
"no, wronger"
"even wronger"
"ok, now lay on this piano bench, put your legs in the air, look back at me, and tip your hat"
im pretty sure this is a move called the "flutter kick" from the Insanity workout dvd's, I wonder if there's any relation
"ok, so you're going to dress up like an old haunted sex doll"
a recurring theme here is using chairs totally wrong
This is hilarious, OP
hfw tacos are on the way
"just, you know, pretend to be a spider or some shit"
"now misuse that chair while you make a bomb"
"ok now you be the bridge and she'll be the train, choo choo"
"we're going to need you to do that weird upside down kick thing again, mmkay?"
"now pretend you're peeking under a door, and there's a murderer outside, you can tell by his shoes, he's bad news"
"never mind, just do a barrel roll"
"just do that backwards crawl thing the girl in The Ring did, it'll be great"
"that was weird, just read a book or something"
"make that face you made when you were in highschool and your dad took away your phone"
what's that?
did you hear something?
smell something?
let me just misuse this chair really quick
it was just member berries, m'mber?
kek nice thread
look at that chair as you misuse it
pose like an egyptian on the chair
>>17270185
>>17270211
I'm high and was dying laughing and figured I'd share
cuz yo, someone really told her to do her hair like she's in a tornado, hold and accordion, and pretend she has scoliosis
of course, the requisite misuse of a sitting device
can't forget the awkward leg kick
just using the bed as wrong as possible
whole soft body sized area, nope, half way up a wooden footboard
"put this necklace on"
"ok"
"as wrong as possible"
"i got u senpai"
"perfect, now put it on your foot"
"I'm gonna need both of you to take your shirts off, misuse this chair, and look at me like we're in highschool and you're totally not going to prom with me"
give me that face like you'll use sex to get tacos, and keep touching the chair
we're not, actually, having tacos tho
do a spider man pose, i'll give you puppies and pizza
fine, I'll do the spiderman pose again
"fuck this shit, this isn't pizza! you fucking tricked me."
"whoa calm down there, just put down the beer and use that float as wrong as possible"
"those puppies are just small dogs anyway, I'm drinking my beer"
"kiss my ass"
"fine, whatever, just misuse the float as badly as possible"
"aight"
"face down, on the concrete next to the pool, right against some cactus. That's as wrong as possible, I'm proud girl"
I'mma need you to get down low and hug her legs
it'll be super hot
that's stupid, we should just twerk like lexy panterra on instagram
what do you mean, "take off her pasties?"
you mother fucker
fucking bitch ill put you in an armlock like ronda rousey
spank ya ass too
aight we even #lexytwerkout
Is this whole thread really just one guy captioning his entire steamgirl folder?
"we're gonna exorcize ur demons"
"suck this dick bruhhh"
>>17270261
yes it is
The caption here is
"ah shit, they're exorcizing my demons"
>>17270261
seems that way.
"I don't like them I just have them so I can make fun of them."
fuuuck gotta catch them and put them back in
>>17270289 her name on that site is timberwolf. went to highschool with her
thank you for this
This is beautiful
the commentary is fantastic.
>>17270289
Rin, she has her own site now, Rin-City
>>17270127
Are you retarded? Why so triggered?
>>17270264
Obviously he's bitter he'd never fuck the women he jerks to and this is some sad way of him trying to feel better. Imagine waiting a minute between each post just to add a retarded ass caption. This whole thread is just him doing this dumb shit. I'm just saving the pics without reading this idiot's commentary.
i freaking love kato, would freaking marry her
>>17279475
>>17270264
>>17278207
>>17278249
ITT: Faggots who can't take a joke
Good job OP, kek'd heartily.
not sure if this qualifies but this is my fave
Taylor Whyte (I think)
she just looks so adorable here
Corny motherfucker.
>>17279294
her ig @katopunk
>>17281352
Then hopefully you'll enjoy this.
>>17270133
One of the best sets of breast implants I've ever seen. They don't look like stones in a bag.
Was gonna jerk off, just laughing now
Saving for later though
>>17281352
My gf has a lazy eye if that counts. It's pretty hot.
>>17282491
Thanks, anon! Can't even try this sorta fetish for the fullest, since it's difficult to find such stuff.
>>17282584
lurking
>>17270194
That redhead is attractive as hell. She has the first half of Shakespeare's Sonnet 130 tattooed on her arm permanently. That sonnet is the only one in which Shakespeare satirically compares his mistress to amazing things, indicating she is actually not as good as those things, that she is normal--and that therefor his love for her is all the more amazing.
I wonder if it's her survival tactic.
>>17283002
Fuck. I meant the brunette. I like redheads though. :)
>>17283024
Thanks, anon! But unfortunately she's not nude.
>>17270127
These are the best, though. When a really hot girl looks really stupid, like slightly cross-eyed or totally amazed/shocked/confused by simple things, it's enough to make a man rock hard.
Goddamn, I hate when OP comments the pictures