Ren faire cleavage

Keep going

Damn I love being a mammal.

Are these wenches? Thats like a historic whore.

And a new fetish is born...

I can fap to this.

>>17163213
Her, all day long

>>17162998
>She's got huge.. tracts of land

>>17167163

muh DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIii

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This girl reminds me of that at&t chick.

>>17167163
/k/'s waifu.

I guess this threat shows what you get with an all-in-one hog pen and dog house.

>>17167566
/k/onfirmed

>>17167562
Holy shit it might be her. I would pay big time to see those tits

>>17165908
Anyone have sauce?

>>17167562
>>17168962
That's definitely her. I've seen one pic before of her in that outfit, and had no idea there were more. Anyone have an album or something?

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>>17167562
>>17168962
>>17168985
its her. i dont have an album. tits are big

>>17163915
And now I have to masturbate.

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>>17163007
Post moar

Wench tits are best tits

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>>17170250

>>17170288
why are there so many girls with huge tits at these things?

>>17170427
Chubby chicks finally get a shot at being attractive since corsets are encouraged

>>17170441
>>17170427
This. Corsets are the original push up bra.

>>17170427
Corsets making their boobs look bigger
It's all I go to ren fairs for, try to dunk my head in the biggest pair I can find.

>>17166952
Sweet reference bro

>>17169994
Who is she, exactly?

>>17170286
Those goblets are filled with gravy

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>>17171730
its "Lilly" from the AT&T commercials

>>17171795
Oh, ok. Thanks anon.

>>17171475
So you've actually picked up chicks from these things?

>>17171906
Since no other anon said, her name is Milana Vayntrub.
I'm not an Amerifat so I don't know her from AT&T; She used to make youtube videos with another chick. "Live Prude Girls".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGJszHj37lE

>>17172822
I'm not sure what look she was going for, she looks more like a 19th century burlesque performer than anything ren fair, but her buddy is dressed the right way

>>17163915
God, just imagine sticking your dick in between those tits and going to town.

>>17172802
Geek girls love to fuck, idiot.

>>17172847
She's a regular SoCal geek, working real hard to indulge in her passions. Ren Faires are one, stand up is another, A friend shared the stage with her at an amateur night some years back, and says she can be very funny. She had poor material, but made most of it work. She had a Christmas movie this year.

>>17175132
i dont know why, but the combination of mildly uggo and the outfit is strangely appealing

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who needs cleavage ?

>>17172847
>>17172847
Thanks anon, I had not seen the AT&T ads either so I had no clue who she was.

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>>17175132

>>17175629
Thanks for adding the arrow too

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My brother's recently made MILF. Her tits were so swollen she had to pump twice while we were there.

>>17175664
>breast feeding
>beer drinking

be nice of her to pump into a bro’s mouth

>>17175664
>>17175665
I hope you did the honorable thing and offered to suck them dry for her to relieve the pain.

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It's just me, Gabe Newell.

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From last year.

>>17171795
AKA the bitch I fap to the most.

>>17170441
Any Nip slips at these events??

So.... looking at those pictures gives the impression that at US ren faires there's at least 90% old fat bitches?

No cute ones? Young slim ones with nice tits?

>>17175580
They do!

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>>17176049

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>>17176049
Here’s a skinny one

>>17167566
>>17167744
No she was /new/'s waifu and therefore by proxy /pol/'s
Also she's American and therefore ours by default

>>17175664
>Marrying and making babies with a kike
Hope she has a miscarriage and both he and your bro get into a car accident

>>17163915
>> watermark LITERALLY says morphed by zorro 2008

>>17176169
didnt even see it. was mesmerized by the tits

>>17176049
Most will be old or weird fat chicks.

Any attractive girls at this sort of thing will either be there with their boyfriend/husband or are there because they are working.

Reb Fest is a nerd obsession. How man fit attractive men do you see a fucking Comic Con? So.... do the math nerds. Chubby nerd bitches score big time at ren fest.

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So far no one has put up this oldie. But, it's a good one.

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>>17162997
>>17163213
>>17165908
>>17175546
>>17175561
>>17175585
>>17175640
>>17175664
>>17175665
>>17175684
>>17176124
>>17176290
>>17176293
I need to go to ren-fairs more often. Also, contributing.

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Wench Fest

>>17175591
Jesus Christ, did he just pull his giant finger out of her asshole?

>>17175680
This one. Every. time.

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Gentlemen I bring you perfection

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>>17176535

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>>17176540

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>>17176550

>>17175577
SNU SNU!

>>17175132

i legit fucked this chick. her name is sandy and she lives in texas. not a bad lay.

>>17175930
Partial in this one
>>17175806

Of course it's Gabe Newell so I wouldn't get too excited

>>17175629
You're not going to spend 300 hours hand ringing a chainmail bikini just to not put at least a couple dicks on it

>>17177721
>>17177508
>goes to ren fair
>better dress like a pirate
wat

>>17177743
Yeah, there's a few pirate wenches like >>17175681
. . .. meaning that their timeless cleavage is more important than historical accuracy . ..

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>>17177815

>>17175546
Is this a shoop?

I can tell by the pixels

Great thread. If you're at least a little /fit/ you can go to these things, have a beer and get your cock sucked no problem. The trick is making sure they leave the corset on, you don't want to see what these girls look like without it.

>>17177896
Shoop . ..? The eyes, boobs, what?

>>17176233
more black girls at ren faires please

>>17165999
this is a fairly old fetish :P

>>17177738
who spends 300 hours on 1 chainmail bikini? When i worked a chainmail booth we would know those out in an afternoon

>>17175565
>>17175591
>>17175680

Fuck yes, Maggie Dubonet!

>>17177721
Sweet Jesus...

>>17178973
She's not even trying to hide the fact that she just used a petplay collar for a choker

>>17177721

Holy shit, those eyes are just as sexy as that cleavage.

>>17176049
>No cute ones? Young slim ones with nice tits?

Yeah, some of the younger bellydancers who have no belly.

>>17177743
>not knowing ren faires are pirates, vikings, and knights like the videogame

>>17179399
This, what did you think the video game was BASED ON ffs? Renfaires are where you go for anything historical. You'll always have a contingent of pirates and a pirate booth at every one. You'll even sometimes get a group roman legionarii or a band of highland scots in the mix for good measure.

>>17177935
This

>>17179528

No.

I just happened to realize that pirates, vikings, and knights show up at ren faires.

>>17175681
A pirate's life for me, yo ho...

>>17176395
Hull breach imminent on the second one in!

C'mon, titties, you can do it!

>>17178973
Now see this is what I want - top of the corset so low you can see the top of her areolas, but just not quite enough to show total nipple. Bet it is difficult to maintain that without exposing though.

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>>17179746
>>17179747
>C’mon

too much ?

>>17178026
I was using hyperbole

>>17177721
Fat Mac working on his knife throwing skills in the background there.

>>17176450
I've jerked off to this one more times than I can count.

>>17176124
this is gypsy scum

>>17167562
That's definitely Milana Vayntrub

>>17180773
We know.

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God they even competitions dedicated to this stuff.

>>17180906
Reminds one of a wet t-shirt contest but supposedly classier . . .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3kxNQjUth8

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>>17176450
>>17180661

She’s from Texas

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>>17179110
Why should she. A pet or slave should not be ashamed of her collar. (It's not like she's wearing cat ears and a tail, though some do that at Renn. Faires too.)

>>17181300
Cause, idk. I figured that people at ren fairs would be normal-ish people who just have fun pretending it's late medieval times

>>17176049
I've been to rennfest quite a few times. And the word I use to best describe the female costumed patrons would be "sloppy" bordering on "shameless". There's always a good number of hot chicks too but they're usually either working there or with their bf's.
So finding an attractive chick to fuck at rennfest would be a bit difficult to say the least. I do enjoy it though. Every year

>>17177743
Every year:
>15% pirates
>15% steampunks
>15% vikings
>5% romans/greeks
>20% vidya cosplay
>5% celts
>5% "barbarians"
>20% period correct medieval clothing
100% autism

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>>17181372

Whatever gets the cleavage out?

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>>17181350
>>17181355
>>17181372
Just another embarassing adult costume party.
Come down for the ale, stay for the strange display of massive jiggly cleavage . ..

>>17178026

Yeah, but how many dicks did *you* bother sneaking in?

Fucking kids today have nogoddamn respect for the craft...

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>>17181372

what year am I ?

>>17180591
God dammit. I can't stop fucking laughing and can't jerk it to this now

>>17181841
You nailed it. These goddamn clueless kids. Listen up: Women won't subliminally admire penises on their own, children. You have to design it in. At every good opportunity. Every time. You make something artful, slip a dick in there.

>>17180921
Sweet jeebus, the full image.
Probably not any more of her from there, eh?

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>>17182365
>>17180921
Got one here with an even better perspective on those titties.

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>>17182513
>>17182365
>>17180921
>>17176450
>>17180661
i know her IRL

I guess historical authenticity isn't really a factor here.

>>17183098
That's what I've learned from this thread
>>17181372
>>17179399

I'm a little disappointed. I always thought they were pretty big on it being late medieval/renaissance, not just a comic-con for anything historical

>>17176530
When I die, I hope this is the first thing I see in the afterlife.

>>17177935
for fucks sake let me enjoy my white women in peace

>>17176530

make up

>>17176530
The sausage?

>>17182828
Well, don't be shy.
Share, please.

>>17184144
Is he wearing a sheet for pants?

>>17184198
Ugh, just can't get past the armpit boob

>>17177760
I know this girl. Her name is Dina. I would love to see them unleashed

>>17183124
It varies. You'll see a lot of fairly authentic stuff, and then Link walks by.

The performers usually play it straight, though, especially the locals who fill out the majority of the "atmosphere".

>>17185179
My favorite part is the 5-12 Jack Sparrows you run into during peak weekends.

>>17185186
Really that many? Seems like that'd be the equivalent of showing up to a comic-con dressed as George Washington

>>17185397
Let's put it this way.
There are always enough that most places have given up and host Jack Sparrow look alike contests.

i luv these threads

>>17185418
Damn... That just seems messed up

>>17176124
looks like a fucking crackhead

>>17185445
Not everyone with acne or acne scars is a crackhead anon

>>17175684
>ridiculous ear gauges
Goodbye boner

>>17183572

There's tons of white women. Big tittied black girls in wench attire is a rare gem.

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it would help if half of them didnt look like their face was used to put out a grease fire or w/e
then a half of the remaining portion are trying to perk up spam in a sock saggy tits.
15% after that have little tit to speak of so i hope they can suck dick good or have skills.
some look half burnt out from life and prolly just whore about.

>amounting ren fare to a unicorn hunt while carrying armor or w/e and enjoying booze and feasting.

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barbarian

>>17166952
Yes, extremely fertile paddocks.

>>17185895
Now, get back under the bridge, Lord Troll.

>>17176049
American here, yes, and just because the are ugly doesn't mean they have ugly girl personalities. They all think highly of themselves because "tits". Even though as others have said, it's all fake. These girls are out of shape, and the corset simply jams all their burger fat upwards. If you saw the women of this thread nude, you'd be very disappointed.

>>17183124
They act very smug, and comment on what is and isn't accurate about what everyone else is wearing, whilst being guilty themselves. It leans more towards fantasy than anything historic. The whole thing isn't accurate. Otherwise 97% of them would be poor mud drenched peasants reeking of piss and shit, and the nobility would be gathering far away from the dimwitted disease ridden rabble. Why in the fuck people even pretend as though this was a cool period in history, is evidence that the general public is fucking retarded.

>>17187073
Honestly I was just hoping it'd be kinda like A Knight's Tale, not accurate to history, but accurate to the popular image

>>17163080

Fucking hell lol

Thread is original and full of win

>>17187073
Canadian here who thanks you for the affirmation that the (US) ‘general public’ is fucking retarded about history . .. and so the world awaits Pres. Drumpf . ..

>>17181820
>thinking every adult social gathering ever isn't just an excuse to party, drink and get laid.

>>17180018
You can't use hyperbole on 4chan, there are too many autists.

>>17180591
Holy shit dude, good eye.

>>17187302
Trumps are inevitable. Only someone ignorant of history would be surprised or dismayed at the rise of one.

>>17187373
It's fine to be dismayed.
Some people still hold onto the hope that we'll learn from history one of these times.
But surprised? Not at all.

>>17162993

All females in costume at ren faires are hot, even when they're hideous in other settings.

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>>17187520

buy the wench a drink or 2, see what happens

the fantasy begins . ..

>>17183124
Accuracy is more the name of the game at the official SCA gatherings. That's when the aim REALLY is historical reeenactment and accuracy is strongly encouraged.
Renaissance Faires are more like a county fair in garb. Yes, the idea is to be generally historical and they may even have standards for staff. But since the general public is allowed in, it becomes very difficult to police just what is or isn't allowed. So they don't even try, because God forbid they throw out a paying customer who isn't causing any trouble.

"If you ever want to get laid at a Ren Faire, look for the ladies in the green dresses."
"Why" I asked?
"No grass stains."

I made out with her a long time ago in high school. always wondered if she would be a good lay

>>17189247
Too lost in your own fantasy to link a post right?

>>17189265
It's hard to post one handed.

>>17184246
i cant get past the left ones stomach

More threads like this!!!

>>17176049
So I can still fuck them or no? I enjoy having sex. Lots of sex. Will they sex me? Sex please. Sex.

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>>17189684
Aye, lad, they will sex ye. Or they might fight ye, too. ..

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>>17176233
>>17177935

>>17189700
There's a difference?

Oh, and check'd.

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>>17188152
C’mon. THESE are real . .. touch ‘em and yur history, bub.

>>17187302
Cry more cuckboy
https://archive.is/pnZsm
Just remember you voted in a homo fuckin drama teacher

>>17177859
Knew this gal, she's gorgeous.

>>17190422
I didn't vote for him.
But Drumpf conned you good . ..

>>17185541
t. crackhead with acne and acne scars

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>>17180591
Kek

>>17180886
10/10 would milk every morning

>>17193834
Like, with one of those machines?

>>17189735
The kid ruins it.

>>17171737
Lovely

>>17194517
or manually, or orally if necessary

>>17175546
looks like oblivion character

>>17196606
Been posted, dude.

>>17176450
>>17180921
>>17182513
>>17182828

>>17167163
The first actually hot chick. Go on...

>>17196809
That pic is old as dirt. There are only like, 2 pics of her.

>>17175664
>>17175665

retarded fetal alcohol syndrome child incoming!

>>17194537
>but not the third chin

>>17186041
Where was this? I think I came acros the guy on the left several times, but I might be wrong.

>>17176151
/new/ =/= /pol/ by any stretch of the imagination.

>>17177997
>>17178891

I'm going to say these 2 were taken at the RenFest in Harveysburg, OH.

>>17177997
This is in the same market as the main music stage.

>>17178891
This is at the food court by the jousting arena.

>>17177743
>>goes to ren fair
>>better dress like a pirate

What is Theme Days

>>17197494
I dunno, but I recognize the girl from her tattoo. She does porn. Can't remember her name.

>>17178891
These women must have been fucked the whole weekend . ..

>>17197842
omg need name

>>17163080
Damn, the type you need around the castle when the old ball-and-chain is giving you the upper lip.

>>17197842
>>17198900

Jennique Adams , she does really good handjob videos

>>17165999
Agree

>>17162997
I'd play with her goose if you know what I mean....

>>17176561
thanks for letting us know, lad

>>17197494
>guy on the left
hmmm

>>17200688
Also - wew.

>>17175899

>tfw no chins

Great posts of tits on the Ren Event. Any past ones to talk about or current ones on the list you're all making plans to go to?

Damn, 99% of this is some dick shriveling scary shit!

>>17175664>>17175673
Fun fact: moderate beer consumption is helpful to increase breast milk production

>>17189700
God im just imagining the things I could do with these tits.

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>>17203476
>making plans to go outside and see real women
>suggesting this on /s/

Why are 99/100 renfair women horrifyingly ugly?

>>17167163
>Molly explains the grain load of a spent .223 versus a .308 to little Jessica.

>>17204189
If only I had a ren faire raifu waifu.

>>17204109
Gonna sound mean, but because that is because pretty women get noticed anywhere. These women are desperate and have no other outlet.

This thread has been alive for two weeks holy shit

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>>17162993
I would bang this one.
>>17204520 -
and that’s just fine, I’m not so fussy . ..

>>17178009
moar!