Feels like sunday nights are coming quicker each week... not that i'm complaining.
how have you been?
FAQ
>who is she and what does she do? i would google her but i doubt it would be worth the effort.
Cara Delevingne is primarily occupied with being the #1 qtpie waifu and stealing hearts of men and women. Other her hobbies include changing the world of fashion forever and being a pretty good actress.
>what makes Cara the #1 qtpie waifu?
there is the obvious unprecedented beauty and cuteness, and then there is the adorable and lovely personality http://imgur.com/a/2qH90
>What the fuck is wrong with her eyebrows?
Literally nothing, they're gorgeous.
>How do I pronounce her name?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOCO51-ApLE
>Can I post other waifus on /cara/?
The waifus that are /cara/-approved are: Kaya Scodelario, Mirukawa, Kristen Stewart and Barbara Palvin. We always encourage Caraposting instead of other-approved-waifu-posting.
little bit earlier today so i don't forget and start too late
>>17046006
She's hideous
>>17046012
I disagree.
CARA
How are you doing Carafriend ?
I'm glad you made the thread early, I will soon be in a long car ride and I would have missed the whole thread. ;_;
>>17046059
hi frend!
i've been doing well but not in a very good place mentally at the moment. just thinking about a lot of dark shit and being a defeatist pleb, it'll pass.
how about yourself? where's the car ride to?
good evening carabros.
>>17046091
>being a defeatist pleb
literally me for the last 10 years
>>17046121
>literally me for the last 10 years
but why? maybe i can give my two cents
>>17046128
found a super high res version of a couple from this set, you can actually see little lumps of excess paint
>>17046130
>but why?
eh who knows. all i know is i gave up on living a long time ago and i don't really even feel bad about it. just letting the time pass until it's my turn to die
>>17046137
if you find the one that i posted in high red i will love you forever, because i wanna get that printed
>>17046138
but why did you give up? kinda hurts to hear :(
Hey /cara/bros, how has your week been?
>>17046145
>if you find the one that i posted in high red i will love you forever, because i wanna get that printed
this is about double the size of the one you posted, photoshop says it would be 40 x 53cm printed at 300dpi
>>17046145
>why did you give up?
initially it was because i hated myself and didn't think i could achieve anything. then i realised that even if i felt good about myself, there's nothing i even want to do with my life. i have no ambition and no imagination. so it's whatever, you really don't need to feel bad for me. i hope you're doing ok though.
>>17046152
it went by extremely fast but it's been decent. i got a call back from an employer that i applied to, i only caught the voicemail so i have to call them back tomorrow for a possible job interview. might be good
>>17046156
thank you!
>i realised that even if i felt good about myself, there's nothing i even want to do with my life. i have no ambition and no imagination.
is there anything you're passionate about? what do you do to pass time? surely even having a bit of a pipedream beats doing nothing...
i don't feel bad for you, i just kinda worry about you. i don't want anyone just kinda wasting away if i can help it in any way.
Also i'm sorry if i'm pressuring you into saying something or anything like that, if you don't want to i'll just move on. just know that i care
>>17046168
>i got a call back from an employer that i applied to, i only caught the voicemail so i have to call them back tomorrow for a possible job interview
congrats, what kind of job is it?
>surely even having a bit of a pipedream beats doing nothing...
i think your concern for others is sweet but i don't understand it. i'm one of trillions of organisms that grow and die in an endless cycle of matter and energy.
to pass time i just engage in mindless attention-occupying activities like vidya, reading news stories etc. and i only do these things because i lack the ability to sleep for more than about 8 hours a day. if i could spend all my time sleeping to avoid being present/active, then i would do that until i die.
>Also i'm sorry if i'm pressuring you
not at all, i don't mind talking about it. i barely even feel emotions of any kind these days
YESSS ITS SUNDAY
>>17046168
Congratulations on the interview, I hope it goes well for you!
>>17046189
>congrats, what kind of job is it?
project leader/management and general IT support, i have experience with project documentation so it would be decent. and thank you!
>i think your concern for others is sweet but i don't understand it. i'm one of trillions of organisms that grow and die in an endless cycle of matter and energy.
yes, but that doesn't take away from the fact that if i care about you in some way, then i will try to help unless my help is unwanted. like i said, if i have my two cents to give and it has the potential of helping even a tiny bit, i think i should do that.
> if i could spend all my time sleeping to avoid being present/active, then i would do that until i die.
forgive me for being blunt, but what is it then that keeps you going? if you have no desire to ever be awake or any prospects for the future..
>>17046197
hello carabro! how are ya?
>>17046199
thanks <3
>>17046200
woo
>>17046203
pretty good, was on holidays last week so couldn't be here my bad
>>17046214
no need to apologize, hope you've enjoyed yourself! where'd you go?
>>17046203
>project leader/management
isn't this your first job out of education? if so you must be pretty special to be considered for something like that
>what is it then that keeps you going?
biology i guess? and a lack of easy suicide options. if i had access to guns i would have been dead a long time ago
>>17046219
>isn't this your first job out of education? if so you must be pretty special to be considered for something like that
my first "real" job, yes. i suppose i fit the bill since we did exactly something like that for one semester, but they might not take me anyway. we'll have to see.
>biology i guess? and a lack of easy suicide options. if i had access to guns i would have been dead a long time ago
i think if you really wanted to die you'd have plenty of "easy" options, it has got to be some intrinsic will to live right? you said this has been going for 10 years, right? is there nobody else in your life?
>>17046218
just a little comfy house not far from home far enough away from people but close enough to get cool places
>>17046237
that sounds lovely. i wish i could move into my grandparents' old house on the mountain. i think ive told that story here before, i'll tell it if not.
>>17046234
>it has got to be some intrinsic will to live right
that's what i meant by 'biology'. i still have a drive to eat and drink (most of the time).
>plenty of "easy" options
i'd like to know what you have in mind. seems like everything i have found has too many possibilities of an undesired outcome like being paralyzed/brain damaged/disfigured
>is there nobody else in your life?
i have a close friend who i travel with a few times a year, but i remember enjoying the trips a lot more when i was younger. now i tend to dissociate a lot and i don't even have any memories of the last few trips. almost like my brain didn't consider the experiences valuable enough to commit them to memory.
rambling a bit now but i'll concede that the connection with my friend is probably a contributing factor to my continued existence.
fuck, /cara/ is supposed to be comfy zone, not a counseling session. sorry guys. i'll post some more cara
>>17046260
not too sound rude but i'm too tired to read all the big posts anyway
>>17046267
i don't blame you at all. reading my tedious whining is not worth your time.
>>17046255
>i'd like to know what you have in mind.
you know, i'd rather not. i'm sorry.
>i'll concede that the connection with my friend is probably a contributing factor to my continued existence.
you don't need to concede any point, i just want you to see reasons to be alive for yourself, is everything
>>17046260
not trying to be your counselor, just trying to be a friend. no harsh feelings of course, let's move on.
>>17046267
had a long week, or what time is it there?
also, >>17046243
>>17046283
not really a long week but a week where i "fixed" my sleep schedule which i'm now fucking up again so i barely slept last night being woken up rather early
>>17046243
fuck that sounds amazing
>tfw only been on a mountain once in austria and it was fucking terrifying
if i knew it was a black trail i wouldn't have walked it desu
>>17046283
you're so nice carabro. you have actually helped me feel a little better about the world, so thanks.
>>17046289
>not really a long week but a week where i "fixed" my sleep schedule which i'm now fucking up again so i barely slept last night being woken up rather early
ah, i understand. i never thought fixing my sleep schedule would change a whole lot, but for some magical reason everything tends to go better for me if i get up at 7:30 every weekday. i just feel better, have more motivation etc.
>>17046290
i love you bro
>if i knew it was a black trail i wouldn't have walked it desu
hahah, bloody hell. this house only has three other buildings on the mountain and forest all the way down so it's pretty isolated. the only road up has deer crossing literally all the time, and since my grandpa used to be a beekeeper and hunter, the property features a garden 4 times the size of the house and direct access to the forest. i'll greentext the story in next post
>>17046303
i know it feels better to get up early and all but i just can't go to bed early
>>17046303
>grandmother passed away 4 years ago, grandfather moved into a nursing home shortly after
>fast forward to few months ago, my mother gets a call inquiring about payment methods for grandfather's expenses
>caller brings up the house, mother decides to investigate
>mom finds out that the property contract was signed before major law reform, land never designated to be actually built upon
>property now only officially worth 40.000€, but can be rewritten to building property easily
>mom still unsure about buying it, says she "doesn't wanna buy herself into work"
>collective disbelief from entire male side of family
with a little effort, this house could be flipped for at least 400k, and all the guys in immediate family have already expressed that they'd love to help renovate it.
my mother's boyfriend (basically stepdad at this point) even said that if she won't buy it then he will. i really hope he does, the place is legitimately amazing and i wouldn't mind getting my hands dirty. i also hope the property stays in the family though.
>>17046312
i've actually been getting to bed TOO early, there's so little to do for me at the moment. that's a very abstract kind of feel for me.
>>17046319
literally sounds like the best thing ever i'm super jelly
>>17046321
can't say i know that feel, or maybe i'm just keeping myself awake all the time doing dumb shit
>>17046329
>literally sounds like the best thing ever i'm super jelly
i really hope it works out. i obviously helped a lot with cleaning out our old house in the same village when my mother sold it and i moved to vienna (which is how she acquired the means to potentially do this in the first place) so i wouldn't mind helping renovate this one. rather do the work for someone i love than do nothing at all, not to mention that it's good bonding with the other guys and very rewarding work. and who knows, maybe one day when i have a family i'll be able to live up there with them too.
>maybe i'm just keeping myself awake all the time doing dumb shit
i definitely empathize with that. this last week i've been looking at everything from a pretty critical point of view and found that most of the things that keep me on the computer at night are pretty much bullshit and could easily wait, so since i started thinking that way i've been in bed pretty early. only thing that sucks is that i just catch the tail end of my american friends being online by the time i wake up.
>>17046299
>incoming SMUG Missile
>>17046349
do keep us updated on the situation, maybe we'll all stop by :^)
can't go to bed before this thread is over though
Hey /cara/bros! How is everyone?
>>17046366
>do keep us updated on the situation, maybe we'll all stop by :^)
will do! it's a pretty small house but right opposite of it is an empty field so the view up there is fantastic through the whole year.
i don't know if that field belongs to anybody but it would be a nice place for a bonfire :^)
>>17046367
i've been decent, thank you! how about yourself?
>>17046370
Pretty good! Got some sushi for lunch, but had some crazy weird traffic on the way home and now pretty sure my leftovers might not make it. Don't want to risk it. Two rolls remaining were cooked ones so probably eat those up later and throw out the raw ones.
They didn't get hot or anything but, not sure how long sushi will keep safely.
>>17046373
>Got some sushi for lunch, but had some crazy weird traffic on the way home and now pretty sure my leftovers might not make it.
how long has it been? i'm sure it'll keep fine if it wasn't REALLY long. glad to hear you're well!
>>17046378
It was like three hours. One was yellowtail and one was lobster maki, so the lobster maki I think is probably safe since it was cooked but think I might toss the yellowtail.
Sucks because that was going to be an extremely tasty dinner.
>>17046388
i think they should both be alright, but don't get sick carabro
speaking of sushi, i really need to find a good sushi place near me. ordering it tends to get way too expensive
>>17046395
Yeah, find a good place near you! I'm so blessed to live near the water where it is easy to get great sushi.
>>17046398
>really want some sushi now
maybe this week :>
i'm glad it's cold again outside (even though today was actually very warm in comparison) because i've already put a massive dent into my tea cabinet and it isn't even winter yet
>>17046402
That sounds comfy. It finally is cooling down a bit here, but still in the 80s. Winter will only be 60s and 70s generally. Maybe a few nights in the 50s.
>>17046408
we had 43°F a few days ago (34 one night) and almost broke 64 today, it's been kind of all over the place. but i agree, cold weather is extremely comfy. i can't deal with heat well at all.
>>17046419
Kek I remember these from the r9k days.
>>17046429
i think wagebro made those, they're pretty funny
though i must say that winter in the countryside is much, much better. might take a train out this winter just to enjoy it, maybe hike a bit, maybe even visit the house. if i do, i'll grab a picture of the view from there for you guys
>>17046436
>trying to nofap
>been a week
>see this picture with the unretouched legs and sideboob
>instaboner
fugg
>>17046445
Love comfy train rides! When I was a little yike I used to take the train every morning to school. Used to use my portable CD player and listen to tunes on the way there and homework on the way back.
>>17046446
Enjoy!
>>17046446
honest question, what is the supposed goal of nofap? i haven't looked into it myself
>>17046445
>>17046452
tike*
...and forgot picture.
>>17046453
there are all kinds of claims it makes you better with women and all that, but I think it's bullshit. I just decided to do it because I wasn't getting horny much anymore.
I think noporn is what actually makes sense, because when we keep looking at porn then our brains get desensitized and it harder to get boners and get excited. that's why on /b/ you see crazy porn and traps and shit.
but I guess getting a boner over a photo after a week of not fapping is probably a success.
>>17046446
cara legs are best legs. sorry if i'm ruining your progress >:)
>>17046453
the theory is mostly based on the fact that if you masturbate a lot, you release so much dopamine that you become numb to it and generally feel shittier. i can link you a TON of pages from the united states national institute of health, if you're interested.
>>17046461
>when we keep looking at porn then our brains get desensitized and it harder to get boners and get excited
i have heard this claim before but i don't think it's true for everyone. i have been looking at porn almost every day since i was 14 but even now it's still very tame/vanilla stuff, i don't find it any more difficult than i used to.
>i can link you a TON of pages from the united states national institute of health, if you're interested
i would be interested if you can be bothered, thanks
>>17046465
>cara legs are best legs. sorry if i'm ruining your progress >:)
nah, it's alright. going to hydrate up for a huge load.
>>17046469
>i have heard this claim before but i don't think it's true for everyone. i have been looking at porn almost every day since i was 14 but even now it's still very tame/vanilla stuff, i
yeah I never got into really weird porn either, but I did find my libido going way down. maybe if I just cut it down to once a week it'll fix it.
>>17046461
I agree with the noporn thing, porn is more and more out of reality every day, and if you've been a consumer for years, most of the time you're too
about the nofap thing, what I'm doing right now is just waiting until I get a solid morning wood (could take between 1 and 2 weeks to get one), and then I masturbate with a full palm grasp, very slowly, using water-based lubricant, sometimes even massaging the glans; I do it in this way because I want the feeling itself to be so pleasuring that I don't need to use even mental porn, cause I've realized that even when you stop watching porn, you still have its narrative in your mind, and you usually replay porn inside your head. Ideally, I'd like to be able to find my own pleasure without using any kind of association with the female body.
>>17046469
there's a full post that i have saved here, it sounds very serious but don't let it discourage you.
get these out of the way:
Fapping is a massive problem
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17541849
Fapping is an addiction
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/135817
Fapping alters your brain
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2880944/
If you masturbate excessively during formative years, you could be permanently altering your ability to normally produce dopamine because your brain has developed around a certain level of dopamine.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2838993/
there's also testing on chimpanzees that suggests that if you have masturbated since you were young, you literally cannot stop cold turkey. just that alone is enough for some people to try the whole nofap thing. also should mention that if you DO quit cold turkey for an extended period of time, you will actually feel physical pain because you're creating tension on your ductus deferens.
i have some links that could help lower impulsivity and sex drive as well if you want.
>>17046469
>i have heard this claim before but i don't think it's true for everyone.
erectile problems are pretty rare and mostly a scare tactic, don't worry about that.
>>17046477
if you have to choose between quitting fapping and quitting porn, you should always quit porn. it's just not as easy as it sounds when you're inundated with it on sites like 4chan.
and it's not that there's anything really "wrong" with masturbation, just don't overdo it.
>>17046484
wew, looks like i have a lot of unexpected reading material for this evening
>>17046494
it all sounds a lot spooker than it really is. i think the key is just not buying into a very sexualized view, even if sex sells.
>>17046511
spookier*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzCwXbakHQ0
>tfw secretly really started liking another girl over cara
>>17046543
same. well, it's no secret here is it
who is the girl?
>>17046543
that's ok, cara doesn't have to be your top waifu forever. who is it?
>>17046548
>>17046551
willa holland, there aren't that many pictures of her though
i don't know though, feels a bit like cheating strangely enough
>>17046560
>willa holland
she's pretty cute, reminds me too much of a girl that i used to know though :s
>>17046560
oh man, willa is literally second for me after cara. i can upload my folder if you want?
>>17046571
oh jesus, maybe i should change my mind about her
>>17046571
i'd very much appreciate that
have been watching arrow just for her really, don't even like superheroes
>>17046573
i'll take a break from dumping then, last 2 images are mine though >:D
>>17046573
doing the folder now but my internet connection is poor so it could be a while.
i tried watching arrow a couple of years ago and really couldn't get into it all, which is a shame
>>17046578
are they though? ARE THEY?
>>17046592
oh you'll see
>>17046595
what if i just don't dump for hours and you're off to bed because you're smart and i'm not
>>17046592
>>17046595
oh wait i'm talking to henk nevermind the last one is definitely yours
>>17046599
already cracked my fingers and made coffee, you can't back off now
>>17046605
you know, i might just have to <3
i'm waiting on those willa posts, may not even end the thread this time. all you, my friend
oh wait i'm an idiot, i thought he meant he'll dump his folder here and not upload it somewhere
back to dumping
>>17046091
Hey Carafriend, sorry for not answering, got my sister (who drived the car) at my door right when i was answering ;_;
My week-end was ok, we did some "family dinner" for teh birthday of my bro, got some habitual jokes about >tfw no gf and how i'm cheap but w/e. The car ride is back home (my sister and her bf lives around my place)
I'm like you currently for the dark shit btw
>>17046633
oh silly. there's way too many to dump in what's left of this thread, and besides, that wouldn't really be appropriate for a cara appreciation thread.
>>17046641
>Hey Carafriend, sorry for not answering, got my sister (who drived the car) at my door right when i was answering ;_;
no worries carabro!
>I'm like you currently for the dark shit btw
anything serious or just thinking?
>>17046644
maybe not, but i would find it in my heart to forgive you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-G7NyfRMnk
ok, willa folder is here. pass is /cara/.
there is a lot of lewd stuff (and also probably a lot of duplicates, sorry about that)
pastebin / 46aQfvkb
>>17046654
might have to investigate :^)
i don't have any new chill music to share, i've been listening to a lot of post-punk and german stuff and that's about it. do post some if you want to though!
>>17046633
thanks a lot!
>>17046650
Just thinking. (Kinda like that Carafriend you talked too) How I will never do anything in life, how I will not make friends in that damn city, how I will die alone.
>tfw played agar.io and saw a player named Austria and though of you ;_;
these folders are more organised than anything in my life
>>17046665
i share your sentiments. it's just hard as fuck to make friends outside of doing a thing you have to do every day like school or work. if you don't have very active interests that is
just don't despair, we're all gonna make it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUg1ARkV46o
>played agar.io and saw a player named Austria and though of you ;_;
you are too cute, carabro. <3
>>17046673
:3
i hope some day to do the same with all my cara pics... but there's just so many
>>17046678
you're the best
just started backing up my cara folder on mega, didn't realise the speeds were this limited this is going to take lighyears oops
>>17046716
>just started backing up my cara folder on mega
that's a good idea actually. at least that way they're not literally on the SD card on my phone, could save me a bit of embarassment
so are all you normies doing shit for halloween
f1 next sunday, kinda excite but it'll be right at /cara/ hours. what do?
>>17046734
i don't have anyone to do anything with. might just stream vidya games in full corpse paint and goof off.
>>17046739
comfy cara race thread confirmed
i've never done anything with halloween either it just seems to get more popular here every year
>>17046734
halloween isn't really a thing where i live. some people might have a halloween party just as an excuse to have a party, but i am definitely not a normie and don't get invited to parties.
>>17046739
>kinda excite but it'll be right at /cara/ hours. what do?
discuss it live of course! although i expect it to be an uneventful hamilton victory
>>17046747
damn you are fast
oh wow, i didn't realise we were at the image limit.
nice talking to you as always carabros, see you next time.
>>17046748
i sometimes pretend to be sonic
>>17046749
night mang
>>17046749
y-you too
thank you for joining me tonight, could never do it without you. i really appreciated these conversations we had tonight.
have a good night, love you guys.
>>17046739
>might just stream vidya games in full corpse paint and goof off
this might be an actual thing by the way, i have to decide if i wanna spend money on being an idiot
good night, good morning, good afternoon wherever you are