Sunday again! how are you all doing? how has your week been? come and get comfy with us.
FAQ
>who is she and what does she do? i would google her but i doubt it would be worth the effort.
Cara Delevingne is primarily occupied with being the #1 qtpie waifu and stealing hearts of men and women. Other her hobbies include changing the world of fashion forever and being a pretty good actress.
>what makes Cara the #1 qtpie waifu?
there is the obvious unprecedented beauty and cuteness, and then there is the adorable and lovely personality http://imgur.com/a/2qH90
>What the fuck is wrong with her eyebrows?
Literally nothing, they're gorgeous.
>How do I pronounce her name?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOCO51-ApLE
>Can I post other waifus on /cara/?
The waifus that are /cara/-approved are: Kaya Scodelario, Mirukawa, Kristen Stewart and Barbara Palvin. We always encourage Caraposting instead of other-approved-waifu-posting.
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>>16996331
right on time. that's impressive.
how are you, friend?
>>16996333
Checked.
Fine, I'm finally properly installed in my student's room with the computer.. and internet that i got yesterday (UPS is shit btw). Feels good. Also those 2 weeks of class weren't too bad.
And you Carabro ?
>>16996341
sounds great! what do you mean by UPS being shit though? story time?
>And you Carabro ?
i've been having a pretty good week, i still don't have much to do but i'm using the time on myself instead. making all sorts of gainz
today's been pretty damn boring so far though, seems like everyone's vanished from the face of the earth.
>>16996353
>story time
Nothing big, they're just a bit retarded, delivering the box (unsuccessfully) three days in a row despite me telling them no one will be here.
The shit thing with UPS is that if you're not here, they keep the box, while others put it at the nearest post office.
A boring week-end for me as well. Despite glorious internet.
Congrats for your gainz, wish I'd get some too. (>tfw didn't went on /r9k/ for 2 months and 4chan for almost 2 weeks)
>>16996393
>The shit thing with UPS is that if you're not here, they keep the box, while others put it at the nearest post office.
jesus christ that's incredibly backwards, why can't they just drop it off?
>A boring week-end for me as well. Despite glorious internet.
the last time i was away for a while, there was so much stuff to catch up on i almost didn't manage it. i get you though.
>tfw didn't went on /r9k/ for 2 months and 4chan for almost 2 weeks
is that a good thing or a bad thing? i'm trying harder to stay away from r9k, but i am there occasionally. i just recently talked to someone who said they wanted to have a suicide pact with a girl.
had some sushi so i'm chillin
>>16996412
>why can't they just drop it off
Don't fit in the postal box and i guess they don't have a agreement with our post office system.
>good thing or a bad thing
good, I see some /r9k/ posts elsewhere but i avoid most of the shitposting, I try to keep myself sane for the social gainz.
I also avoid /pol/ though my class is literally /pol/'s prediction.
>>16996427
>Japanese food
muh stomach
Damn i always forgot to post pictures
>>16996430
>i guess they don't have a agreement with our post office system.
god only knows why though, maybe it saves them money in some bizarre way.
>I see some /r9k/ posts elsewhere but i avoid most of the shitposting, I try to keep myself sane for the social gainz.
what do you mean when you say that you ree r9k posts elsewhere? just on a different board, but the same sort of style?
honestly, if you look at that board from an outsider's perspective there's some redeeming qualities to it, but you're right. if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you. it's best to limit it or stop.
>I also avoid /pol/ though my class is literally /pol/'s prediction.
well, you know what they say about /pol/ and being right...
i don't like that board. it feels like political satire that got WAY too real, fueled by the nature of the board, anonymity etc. there's much better places to discuss these things that aren't ultraliberal and not half as juvenile.
>muh stomach
you should get some, was pretty damn nice
>>16996457
no worries! i'm posting all the new ones i have now.
>>16996459
To finish about UPS, their ratings are shit, they had like 1.5/5 on google (for France).
>that you ree r9k posts elsewhere
>ree
wew lad
On others boards as attached picture or on /r/4chan where I sometimes go to see the humor on other boards
That puma shoot looks nice, doing god's work Carafriend. The underwear looks weird
>>16996476
>wew lad
oh shit hahahah
>On others boards as attached picture or on /r/4chan where I sometimes go to see the humor on other boards
aah, i got you. not a bad idea, you won't have to sift through 90% bullshit to see some of the good ones. suppose it depends on what you're looking for though
>That puma shoot looks nice, doing god's work Carafriend. The underwear looks weird
all 4 u
and i agree, certainly don't mind though if you know what i mean
(i didn't add the text to these, that's how they were released by puma)
bit of a meme piece of advice, imo
>>16996493
pic related
>>16996488
>i agree
I know there is photoshop and makeup but she just looks too good and that wet tummy.. fug
>>16996498
i mean, it's not "bad" advice per se but it's such a silly thing to say
>I know there is photoshop and makeup but she just looks too good and that wet tummy.. fug
even without photoshop she is amazing
i have no idea what the stripe means but i kinda like it
>>16996500
perfect
>>16996504
>>16996505
meh desu senpai
>>16996511
>tfw no cara gf to give children to
pic unrelated
>>16996517
feels bad
>>16996500
that look, that little smile, those braids or whatever the name is, those glasses
>tfw you think of this thread and Carafriends when you pass in front of a Karlie Kloss ad in the supermarket
>>16996532
>tfw you think of this thread and Carafriends when you pass in front of a Karlie Kloss ad in the supermarket
i do that all the time when i see cara somewhere. you guys are my bros.
when i was doing my two semesters, there was a full-side ad of her at every tram station, couldn't help but think of /cara/
Has anyone here ever mega'd all the cara pics?
>>16996538
>tfw
It's me or her smile looks "wide" ?
>>16996542
i don't have that many but i think the guy that downloaded everything from that massive archive might have uploaded it somewhere else.
maybe not since it's literal gigabytes, but he definitely explained how to get them at the time. i don't remember myself though.
>>16996543
like, too wide for her face? i don't think so, no. i like her smile.
>>16996552
must be an impression, felt like it was too wide like you said.
I-I like it of course
>>16996565
everyone sees the same person a tiny bit differently i suppose!
>saving my pictures
aww <3
HELLO CARABROS
just letting you know i am leaving work and will be home in an hour for MAXIMUM CARAPOSTING
even though you already posted all the new stuff but anyway
>>16996580
can't wait! it's alright, i don't have all the new stuff and we can still hang out
>>16996582
>a guy is dating her
>it's not me
REEE
>>16996572
It was the time i though all the OP were gone, scary stuff but i was ready to perpetuate the legacy i'd have been left with. (Does it even makes sense ?)
>>16996593
>it's not me either
roo.
>It was the time i though all the OP were gone, scary stuff but i was ready to perpetuate the legacy i'd have been left with. (Does it even makes sense ?)
did i do that when i was away that one time? don't worry, i'll keep doing /cara/ as long as there's carabros
but yeah, it makes sense. if i ever have to leave - for whatever reason - rest assured that you will know about it and what happened with me. i'd want you to continue on our legacy just as well.
>>16996604
thought*
Idk i got this pic the 31th of january 2016
>>16996613
wow, it's been that long huh..
crazy to think about. i have no idea when i first started caraposting, but i heard tall tales about the old OP and how long he's been doing this for.
got a bit of Viennetta with some pumpkin seed oil, feels austrian man. sooooo good
>>16996640
>Last op
Never forgetti.
I think i have been around since early 2015, not so long actually
>rest assured that you will know about it and what happened with me
feels good man, because it's scary to imagine a Carabro vanishing... if he made it it's fine but damn i need to know
>>16996652
i know the value of getting closure all too well. i'm convinced that you guys care about me at least on some level, so i'll try my best <3
By any chance Carabro, do you know some good website for freelance traduction ?
I'd like to make a few bucks in that to avoid stupid jobs I'm too autistic for.
>>16996658
try my best to stay, that is. not get gone.
lol.
>>16996697
sorry, wish i could help but i've got no idea.
>>16996748
holy shit
>>16996752
the holiest of shits.
pope's own.
ok i'm home
>>16996714
as much as i like the photos from this campaign, "don't follow the crowd" is the most offensively uninspiring and unoriginal slogan they could possibly have come up with.
it's like the design brief hit their desk on friday afternoon when everyone wanted to go home, so they just said "fuck it, that will do".
i really hate advertising and marketing in general though.
>>16996774
yeah, it's pretty fucking bad hahahah
but welcome home! how have ya been?
it's a bit of a quiet night tonight.
>>16996640
C U T E
>>16996782
>>16996780
my whole body is in pain because we're moving all our shit to a different warehouse so i'm just lifting things for 12 hours a day.
>>16996784
now i want to see cara in lederhosen
hmm found at least one that nobody else posted yet
>>16996791
jesus, sounds pretty cruel. at least you're making some mad gainz
>now i want to see cara in lederhosen
i would LOVE that. both lederhosen and dirndl. i might actually die
>>16996798
thanks lad, i like it. i like chokers on girls in general, actually
>>16996748
same car as this btw
>>16996532
>>16996814
no way
i want to believe
>>16996802
>i would LOVE that. both lederhosen and dirndl. i might actually die
i wonder if cara selects people that she wants to work for, or if her agent just accepts anyone who is willing to pay the right price?
if we got enough money could we just arrange a photoshoot and do whatever we wanted? dirndl, space suit, tentacle rape, whatever. i have no idea what the typical price is for top models...
oh yeah i also made a new banner but i'm never going to have time to start the thread myself so i'll just post it now
>>16996825
>i wonder if cara selects people that she wants to work for, or if her agent just accepts anyone who is willing to pay the right price?
i think it's a mutual agreement, like acting. you have an agent that gets offers, the agent gets back to you, you can accept or decline. that sort of thing.
>>16996826
that's nice work! and never say never, god knows what could happen
>tfw the debate tommorrow will be too late for me to watch
>>16996834
same, but i'm sure there will be highlights to watch. megalomaniac vs. propped up corpse, should be good right?
>>16996836
i'm not sure i can even bear to watch it. from what i have seen, american-style debates are not even really debates as we know them in europe.
>>16996836
Yes, especially for me and my californian teacher of english, whose from mexico. I have a course with him the day of the debate
>>16996845
>from what i have seen, american-style debates are not even really debates as we know them in europe.
considering the two of them, it's definitely not going to be a vanilla debate by any means. i'm sure trump will hold back on the memes a little bit this time though. it's time to start being a bit more presidential instead of stirring shit.
>>16996849
i'm not sure that trump would have a problem with him, but i'm not TOO educated on the matter. i'm sure your teacher has a different opinion.
ok apparently cara delevingne and adriana lima are tied for 2nd place in earnings for 2015, at $9 million each.
what amazed me is that the model in first place, Gisele Bündchen, somehow earned $44 million in the same year. how is there such a huge gap between her and everyone else? i don't even recognise her face. also she looks a bit like a transgender man in this photo.
>>16996858
>that trump would have a problem with him
I think too, but somehow I don't see that teacher thinking any good about him.
>>16996864
>ok apparently cara delevingne and adriana lima are tied for 2nd place in earnings for 2015, at $9 million each.
love adriana as well.
>what amazed me is that the model in first place, Gisele Bündchen, somehow earned $44 million in the same year. how is there such a huge gap between her and everyone else?
i definitely know about her, but i have no idea how she's worth so much. i think she's just been around for a bit, kinda like Heidi Klum. maybe started doing other things, dunno.
>>16996867
it's just a lot of deliberate misdemeaning and misquoting of both sides.
career politics in a nutshell, add a very sensationalist character like trump and it resembles more of a food fight than a presidential debate.
>>16996870
those eyes...
>>16996874
thought that was a microphone for a solid minute
not sure if i want this... don't think it would last very long if it's true
>>16996886
Guys we need a pull, a big one.
>For who ?
The lamp
>>16996891
gotta keep your streetlights warm in the cold autumn nights, right?
>>16996888
yeah, i don't think it would either. keep in mind that cara is a pretty unrestrained person though so it doesn't have to be true.
if it does last, i don't see why not. did she try to drag johnny depp through some bullshit or do you just not like her?
>>16996888
>tfw have some private vids of Amber on my computer
Fuck that whore desu
Didn't know Cara was single btw
>>16996904
>tfw have some private vids of Amber on my computer
>Fuck that whore desu
story time?
>>16996908
Hum no, just i have vids (from the fappening i guess), found them on /gif/
She just seems to be a whore with that johnny depp thing (not saying he's great either)
>>16996899
>if it does last, i don't see why not
that's the thing, i do like them together but for some reason i just don't see it lasting. so it would be another disappointment if they broke up 2 months later
why am i so invested in the lives of people i don't know, i swore i would never be this person. maybe i just want to see cara happy long-term
>>16996904
>>16996911
i assume you're talking about these ones?
>>16996911
oh, that whole fappening thing. i thought there was some more stuff involved.
i guess she's a bit of a whore if she's been cheating on the guy, but having private videos of yourself linked is not very indicative of your character imo
what's the johnny depp thing about btw? i only heard briefly that there's some fight about them getting a divorce, but never really the details as to why.
>>16996913
>why am i so invested in the lives of people i don't know, i swore i would never be this person. maybe i just want to see cara happy long-term
i don't see anything wrong there. if you like someone, you wanna see them happy and successful. i try to help all of my friends with being both of those.
>>16996919
having private videos of yourself leaked*
>>16996917
I guess, i didn't really watched them but i since she's a celebrity i kept them, she's teasing him in the bed (he's abroad or something)
>>16996919
>but having private videos of yourself linked is not very indicative of your character imo
no i'm saying the whore thing for the story between her and depp, i don't know much but she's not the "poor little girl" in the story
>why am i so invested in the lives of people i don't know, i swore i would never be this person. maybe i just want to see cara happy long-term
>cara gets a new gf
>paparazzi become more active on her
>new material to post here
>>16996919
>i guess she's a bit of a whore if she's been cheating on the guy, but having private videos of yourself linked is not very indicative of your character imo
i'm glad we still have reasonable people in /cara/. the word 'whore' is thrown around on 4chan like crazy when it's completely undeserved.
>what's the johnny depp thing about btw?
just people projecting their personal gripes onto the situation even though nobody really knows what actually happened. some people say johnny depp is a violent abuser, others say amber heard is lying/faking injuries to win money from him.
>>16996924
>no i'm saying the whore thing for the story between her and depp, i don't know much but she's not the "poor little girl" in the story
ah, i think i understand what you mean. you're right, everyone projects some kind of unconscious bias onto a situation even if they know nothing about it.
you especially see that with very public personalities such as actors. they're just invested in the person and not into finding out the truth and justice. some people's noses should stay out of business like that in general, honestly.
>>16996926
>i'm glad we still have reasonable people in /cara/. the word 'whore' is thrown around on 4chan like crazy when it's completely undeserved.
we've never left! i think we all are pretty reasonable people who are open to discussion, it's something a bit special to /cara/ since, like you said, we're on one of the least reasonable, least open-minded places on the internet.
>>16996929
do you have the rest of this set? it's one of my favourites
>>16996934
i have some more but they are scattered randomly in a folder of over 5000 unsorted images, so there's no way for me to find them, sorry
>>16996938
fair enough! thanks anyway for reminding me to find the rest of that.
>>16996942
Would you be ok with becoming a yellow square sponge if it meant you'd live in that
>>16996953
only if my house is the one right on the crotch
>>16996955
leg
wonder where our dutchbro is
>>16996965
fantastic. in my mind i can make annie say whatever i want and their facial expressions in the second one are just perfect
>>16996985
haha, i love these types of pictures. i have so many annie pics, now that they broke up it feels a bit strange
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtSl9vbQQlk
>>16996990
>i have so many annie pics, now that they broke up it feels a bit strange
same, somehow feels a bit wrong to keep posting them, but i'm still gonna
f1's on again next week. hope you've got some cheese to go with that.
>>16997008
oops, didn't mean to quote. you're right though, they're both very fantastic people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-24m-KRkn0
>>16997009
i swear the title fight is even closer than the last 2 years. i actually have no idea who is going to win now, it seems like hamilton is slipping again.
can't wait for sepang.
>>16997021
100% agreed. even though the last race was mostly boring being a street circuit and all, it DEFINITELY had its great moments.
the title fight is intense and exciting to watch, as well as the strong midfielders gaining in the points a little bit.
not to mention people like kvyat, kimi and verstappen (as much as i'm starting to dislike him) keeping it interesting.
palmer's still fucked though. at least he didn't DNF this time.
found some of this set, but they all have this filter :(
>>16997028
>strong midfielders
oh yeah i forgot force india are actually up into 4th in the constructor's now. crazy.
anyway i need to go to sleep, no challenge for final image this week. see you next time carabros.
>>16997041
really? i didn't even realize that. insane.
also, that image fucked with my mind for a moment.
have a good night carabro! see you soon, maybe after the race <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkZ2z1QIwro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3E9vx5vVck
sorryyy
>>16997123
there you are!
i was going to finish the thread this morning because posting went down right at the end.
anyway, thank you guys for coming and posting as usual, it's been chill. i'll see you again next time, yes?
have a good night and a good week <3
oh, and enjoy the tunes!
>>16997851
you're most welcome!