This 3 wet chicks knocked on your door. Whatcha gonna do?

>>16891536
No, because I've seen the Strangers and I don't want to get killed!

dear penthouse forum:

>>16891536
>Invite them in
>Give them towels to dry themselves out
>Provide them with a refreshing cup of my home made lemonade
>Ask their consent that i'll ask them questions
>No->Go up my room and let them go around my house till they leave
>Yes->
>Ask them about what happened with them
>Laugh when they reach the end of their story one of those laughs that start really loud and go really quite with time
>HAHAhahah ha ..haha .. haaaaaaa
>Tell them I have to go continue my work, if they need anything, i'll be upstairs
>Go up my room and let them go around my house till they leave

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ok, i invited them in, what next?

>>16891556

ask to show boobs!

>>16891536
rape the left, the right will join in all by herself and help rapeing
kill the middle later.

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>>16891570
Unfortunately, they are kinda shy (who knows how long)

>>16891569
>
Yes?

>>16891536
"Ahh, I can see you have need of a dryer. Remove all your clothes immediately."

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>>16891581
I gave her a hairdryer...

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>>16891581
...and she's dry everywhere

Maybe give them Harnas Beer / Może daj im Piwo ? ;)

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>>16891593
they prefer vodka

>>16891572
What in the bloody hell is wrong with you? Killing? Really? Sick bastard.

>>16891536
They are females, thus they are feminists. They will hurt your well being.

Do not open door. Call cops.

>>16891536
Dick out for Harambe

>>16891717
I would kill 1, then cut off the face and wear it whilst I slowly killed the other 2. I would cut out their cunts to keep as souvenirs of the whole crazy experience. I would keep the cunts on a string around my neck

>>16891536
Give them eggs and make sure they eat it all

>>16891969
Are you me? I thought the same thing m8

>>16892026
They don't have to tell you what happened. But they do have to eat those eggs.

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So, we went to swim

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>>16892556
..and drink a beer of course, because why not

>>16891567
is her name kayla?

>>16891536
take a vaseline, bend over.

>>16891536
This has become a PSYCHO thread.

>>16892662
wait what? why? have you ever been here? I mean, this is 4chan, man...

>>16892556
>complains about being drenched
>goes to swim afterwards

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>>16892675
it seems they like to be wet

POLSKI

>>16892773
Very nice, did the girls do nude swimming?

>>16891536
I'm going to invite them in because it's like FREE PIZZA! Free fuckin' pizza! It just shows up at my fuckin' door! What am I supposed to do?

>33 posts
>no "you have to eat all the eggs"

you sicken me

>>16891536
kill | fuck | marry

>>16891536
What would _I_ do?
>>be nerveous
>>ask how I could help them
>>be weird until they leave
>>suddenly realise that was hot, and masterbate while thinking about how pathetic I am
>>chocolate, ciggerettes, and comady until I feel better.

>>16891536
>Whatcha gonna do?
report this thread because this isn't /pol/

>>16891536
wouldn't even answer, much less let them in.

FML

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>>16892816
no bra, but panties on; anyway no pics, because girls didn't want to

Shut the door turn to my wife and tell her I'm not falling for her tricks.

>>16891536
Invite them in. Give them alcohol. Make them do dirty things to each other. Etc. Make them swap my jizz. "You have to go."

>>16892063
Fucking safe blud

>>16891536
You three look completely soaked why don't you come on in and dry off I'll just run those clothes of yours through the dryer while you dry off

>>16891536
>>16891588
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>>16892773
Dem fetal alcohol syndrome eyes, though. No wonder she wears sunglasses in public.

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>>16893693
They're pretty wasted

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>>16895280

>>16895281
left blondie is fuckin hot, right girl is ugly