Tell me what you'd do to her

Buy her some expensive clothes and shoes, take her out for several great nights on the town. I'm fairly classy and we'd look great together.

>>16883735
Make her a cup of tea and talk about current affairs.

>>16883735
FHRITP

I would intercourse to her.

>>16883735
Take her to Operas and Balls. Go to the museum, art exhibits, eat haute cuisine with her, write her sonnets. After bonding and establihing a healthy relationship via courtship I would marry her and have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. We'd have beautiful intelligent children and take them on vacations to Europe and The Virgin Islands. We'd raise them well, grow old together and be buried side by side.

~THE END~

Jerk off to her images

Take a dump and ask her to bring me toilet paper. Then throw the roll at her head when I'm done

I'd take a few low-res, grainy, poorly-cropped pictures of her and then post them on an imageboard and ask what everyone else would do with her.

>>16883735
I'd stare at her from the corner of my eye and then quietly slink away.

I would post her picture on a website and then respond to my own question.

I would date her like the angry fist of God and eventually marry the fuck out of her.

I would make sex with her

I'd bake her some banana bread

>>16883735

probably get some 800cc implants to fix her saggy tits.

>>16883735
name, im 2 lazy to google img search

>>16883769
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>>16884635
>>16884688
KEKS

>>16883941
>>16883953
>>16884511
MEN

>>16884277
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>>16884699
FAGGOTS

>>16884176
???

DUBS NERVER LYE

NO RAGRETS

>>16885002
Uhh i meant this dubs here

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>>16885006
haha just kidding meant these dubs here

>>16885002
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>>16885009
hahaha enough joking i meant these dubs here

>>16885002
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>>16885012
HAHHA HAHAHA HJAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
JAJAJAJAJJAJA

JUST JOKING AGAIN YOU FAGMUFFINS meant this dubsh here

>>16885014
Kill yourself

>>16885103
hahaha okay hahahha im slitting my rists right now because a virgin on /S/ told me too ha ha ha im lmaoing at my life ha
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>>16884176
kekked

>>16883735
Tell her to gtfo and watch that beautiful sandstone