hello and good evening/afternoon/morning to all the carabros, it's time for a new thread.
how has your week been? wanna know desu
FAQ
>who is she and what does she do? i would google her but i doubt it would be worth the effort.
Cara Delevingne is primarily occupied with being the #1 qtpie waifu and stealing hearts of men and women. Other her hobbies include changing the world of fashion forever and being a pretty good actress.
>what makes Cara the #1 qtpie waifu?
there is the obvious unprecedented beauty and cuteness, and then there is the adorable and lovely personality http://imgur.com/a/2qH90
>what about the rumors that she's a coalburner?
There is currently no evidence supporting the claim that she ever engaged in sex with any other black person than Jourdan Dunn.
>What the fuck is wrong with her eyebrows?
Literally nothing, they're gorgeous.
>How do I pronounce her name?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOCO51-ApLE
>Can I post other waifus on /cara/?
The waifus that are /cara/-approved are: Kaya Scodelario, Mirukawa, Kristen Stewart and Barbara Palvin. We always encourage Caraposting instead of other-approved-waifu-posting.
>>16877791
good evening/afternoon/morning to you too carabro.
my week has been filled with exsistential anxiety because i've been reading more reports about how the climate is properly fucked and we're all doomed. not sure what to do really.
rate the race: 4/10
pretty dull. another rosberg disappointment and another jolyon palmer fuckup
>>16877802
>my week has been filled with exsistential anxiety because i've been reading more reports about how the climate is properly fucked and we're all doomed. not sure what to do really.
to what extent is it fucked? i know it's a problem, but why is it impacting you so much?
>>16877809
>why is it impacting you so much?
it's not impacting me at all right now. but in the next few decades we could see massive struggles for food and water and mass displacement of people (on a scale much bigger than the syrian refugee crisis). it scares the shit out of me.
>>16877807
>rate the race:
2/10. barely any racing, ferrari fucking up again, palmer fucking up as a pastime at this point.
might as well watch hamilton do 67 laps of qualifying.
>>16877814
>in the next few decades we could see massive struggles for food and water and mass displacement of people (on a scale much bigger than the syrian refugee crisis).
that does sound fucking spooky. have a link for me?
off to buy a suit tomorrow, bit excited
hoi
>>16877791
Nobody posting Cara's ASMR
I'm disappointed famfam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hyr7ZKkQbQ
>>16877827
>have a link for me?
was trying to find my collection of resources on this then i remembered it's on another computer that i don't have access to right now. but here's some recent summaries:
http://www.flassbeck-economics.com/how-climate-change-is-rapidly-taking-the-planet-apart/
https://www.skepticalscience.com/Climate-Change-The-40-Year-Delay-Between-Cause-and-Effect.html
>>16877835
hello! how are you?
>>16877854
>Cara's ASMR
oh my god WHAT
thank you for sharing, i had no idea
>>16877854
jesus christ. i don't think i can handle this right now.
>>16877872
>>16877873
wagebro is back in style
I really think she has some amazing jackets
and overall godlike style i already knew this before but goddamn that jacket is so kuuul
i missed you people
WHERE ARE YOU WIEN BRO!!?
>>16877791
any streams of yours i can watch?
>>16877867
reading!
so what's everyone been up to? i got an offer for a job interview this week but had to decline because i actually went up to the place and it simply was way too far and inaccessible. real shame.
>>16877828
what's the suit for? job interviews?
>>16877892
Nothing really just watching some movies (i loved Central Intelligence) i think Dwayne is a very good actor.
I just find media to consume every weekend or sleep.
And dread mondays
Also yeah real shame, it's annoying as fuck when you finally get a call but it's in buttfucktown on the otherside of the city or planet
CARA
>>16877898
>what's the suit for? job interviews?
nope, my sister's getting married soon!
>>16877887
>WHERE ARE YOU WIEN BRO!!?
hello!
>any streams of yours i can watch?
sure, i just played some overwatch today. pretty sure we lost every game though
>>16877909
CARABRO
>>16877911
Congratz, hope their marriage is long and full of love
You got the twitch link? i forgot to bookmarkit
Nevermind i found it
>>16877908
>yeah real shame, it's annoying as fuck when you finally get a call but it's in buttfucktown on the otherside of the city or planet
it is, but it does give you some hope when you think that there's nothing out there for you. it actually didn't even take a lot of applications to get a call back so that's all well and good
>>16877919
>Congratz, hope their marriage is long and full of love
so do i, but they seem really good together. her boyfriend is pretty chill too.
>You got the twitch link? i forgot to bookmarkit
>Nevermind i found it
glad you like watching my stuff, by the way. also prepare for ear rape at the start of this vod
>>16877911
>>16877927
i forgot how nice that voice is Esuba, goddamn you sexy Austrian
>her boyfriend is pretty chill too.
Nice.
>also prepare for ear rape at the start of this vod
Yeah i was about to say fokin hell m8 that caught me offguard
>>16877927
also very complainy
>>16877930
that look has no right being this seductive
>>16877927
>it does give you some hope when you think that there's nothing out there for you
glad to hear it :3
similar situation for me. i am planning to leave my current company in a few months, and even before i have started looking for jobs there's already 3 people that have said they want to hire me (not very high pay, but at least i know i won't be homeless).
>>16877930
top tier genetic material right in the middle
>>16877913
how are you famalam, except the end of the world with climate change ?
>>16877892
Back to France last Monday, searching a job for
august to pass the time and get some sweet money.
>tfw no driver's licence so no one wants me
>>16877933
are you seducing me, carabro?
>>16877935
why are you planning to leave? you're just unhappy with your job?
>>16877941
>how are you famalam, except the end of the world with climate change ?
i've been pretty good! feels like everything is going the right direction for a little while now. how about yourself?
>tfw no driver's licence so no one wants me
i suppose it depends on what part of france you live in, but here it's not a big deal if you're using public transport. would it be a big problem for you to get one?
>>16877951
Always
Also the stream is really funny "now that's penetration"
"i'd put it in her stinker"
"koreaboos"
fucking giggling like a 12yr old here
>>16877954
Dem jackets are so cooooool
they most surely cost a fortune
>>16877956
>Always
oh baby
>>16877959
i think that's just a scarf, unless you're talking about the blue thing underneath
>>16877965
oh i did not notice that
yeah it's a scarf
now i want that to be a jacket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldsil7KfaLE
>>16877972
>now i want that to be a jacket
better get into the fashion industry!
speaking of which, haven't seen jpbro in a long time
there's a few rare pokemon on my radar so i need to go for a quick walk, back soon carabros
>>16877974
to be fair i haven't been in a thread in a long time
but i always check them monday at work when i'm eating
Also what the hell, that's a look i don't want to be given jesus she is mad as fuck
>>16877975
catch those little shits!
i went out to the city park on my way back from checking out the place for my job application, the whole thing basically looked like this
>>16877975
happy catching
>>16877983
i can't bring myself to do it
i can't install that app, i don't know the game seems alot of fun it's just i can't be fucked to walk
>>16877980
>i always check them monday at work when i'm eating
yeeeah, shame the timezones are so unkind to you. back on /r9k/ it was pretty NEET and Japan-friendly.
but i'm glad you still check in to read them!
>>16877990
if you're interested enough then it might make you walk around!
no harm in trying, right? it even motivated me to go out more. i actually got a bit of a tan going too which is nigh impossible with my skin tone
>>16877951
>everything is going the right direction
That feel.
Fine, I just have some little problems to solve.
Currently around Paris, there is a lot of transports but most of the jobs need to move fast between sites or are far from public transport... I will be extremly bored without a job.
I want to get my licence this year actually. And a month of work would pay for that.
Right now I pass the time with GTAV, kinda good but not great imo.
>>16877994
no Esu it's still me wagebro, that wasn't jp
i haven't been around in a while because work and shit it's not the timezones, it's the fact that i have to go to bed early, and i just forget.
Yeah i know it's no harm trying but i'm not a very outdoorsy person plus it's a small shitty town, nothing interesting to see. i'd rather stay in bed and sleep
>>16877997
>there is a lot of transports but most of the jobs need to move fast between sites or are far from public transport...
yeah, i know that problem too well.
>I want to get my licence this year actually. And a month of work would pay for that.
you should! just hope you can find something that will cover the costs for it.
i heard americans pay next to nothing for their license, i really envy them for that.
>>16878001
>no Esu it's still me wagebro, that wasn't jp
oh, okay! got a bit confused there.
>i'm not a very outdoorsy person plus it's a small shitty town, nothing interesting to see.
you probably won't have a lot of pokemon around you then anyway. i live on the west end of vienna and i have maybe 5 things at a time in my area (10 minutes walking distance each way), whereas if i go to the inner city it's fucking covered with pokemon spawns, hence the amount of people at the park.
Hey /cara/bros
>>16878029
hello! how are you?
>>16877872
>hello! how are you?
pretty shit been feeling ill all week even though it was supposed to be a great week ha, its alright though
just made dinner so i do have to apologise for my incredibly late reply, how about you though?
>>16878020
>just hope you can find something that will cover the costs for it.
I can pay it without a job since I saved money this year so that's fine. I'm a retard if I don't get it soon.
>americans pay next to nothing
wew, so there would be something cheap in USA that is not food or oil ?
>>16878036
>pretty shit been feeling ill all week even though it was supposed to be a great week ha, its alright though
damn, sucks to hear. is it anything in particular or just feeling bad? either way hope you get well soon!
>just made dinner so i do have to apologise for my incredibly late reply, how about you though?
it's only been three minutes! no worries. i've been very good, thank you. what did you make?
>>16878038
>I can pay it without a job since I saved money this year so that's fine.
that's perfect then. i'm sure you'll ace it.
>wew, so there would be something cheap in USA that is not food or oil ?
hahah, yeah. it sounds amazing to me if i only had to pay ~50-100€ for my license, but in practice it might not be such a good thing, especially not if you're trying to drive in vienna. that's already bad enough.
>>16878030
Good thanks, just bought Overwatch so I have been spending all day on that. What about you?
>>16878049
just a fever i think with a cold on top in the middle of summer... not sure how
>>16878049
made some chicken with bread and salsa salad stuff, not sure if its an actual meal but it tasted nice
sitll cannot read after all this time jej
>>16878050
>Good thanks, just bought Overwatch so I have been spending all day on that. What about you?
good to hear. i've actually been doing the same, i slept in since it was really hot this morning but i managed to crawl out of bed eventually.
played some overwatch, had a shower, dicked around with my guitar for a little while and now i'm here.
>>16878054
>just a fever i think with a cold on top in the middle of summer... not sure how
oh god, i had the same thing when i flew out to stockholm. thank god i wasn't sick the whole way through, i would have been pissed.
>>16878056
sounds nice! would love some chicken right now actually. i've actually been drinking quite a lot more than usual, i've been meaning to tonight but i'm definitely not going to on an empty stomach. also need to get up early tomorrow so i dunno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNDSx_Fwz_A
just realised i can send pictures to cara on snapchat?? is that a new feature or am i glitching trough the system
>>16878065
you can, but she doesn't check them. i tried sending her a picture of my cara shirt forever ago, she never looked ;_;
>>16878068
oh i don't really use that app and just noticed, well shit
>>16878069
imagine the pure flood of dick pics entering her snapchat every minute, it's understandable hahah
>>16878073
>inb4 i end up drunk enough to do such a thing and she ends up making an example about sexual harrasment out of it
would have a famous cock desu
>>16878078
if you become a world-famous dick model, does that mean that cara is your agent?
>>16878073
i have never understood the impulse that other guys have to do that. i was like 19 when i found out that some people do it, and i literally couldn't believe it.
>>16878082
that would be just great ha
>>16878073
>pure flood of dick pics entering her snapchat every minute
Don't make me imagine that...
>>16878094
there was a girl who is sort of semi famous with her youtube channel here and she went to visit a a guy who asked her out on social media and what not, he was such a weird fuck pretending he didn't remember what he had sent
>>16878094
it's hard to wrap your head around, really.
i guess some guys are dumb enough to think that the reciever would actually enjoy unsolicited dick pics, and some just wanna watch the world burn and do it because nobody actually wants that.
>>16878099
you're doing it to yourself now!
>>16878103
can't tell what she thinks on that pic
could be
>holy fuck don't touch me you nigger
>>16878117
bit rude desu
>>16878117
think thats the last thing she'd think seeing as she lived together with jordan for quite a while
also think the black guy is quite a bit more to the front of where shes looking
>>16878123
i love pictures of her with jourdan
>>16878121
it's always the one you don't expect that think like that, but as >>16878123 said, unlikely.
>>16878136
nah, no way she's actually racist at all. it just doesn't add up
>>16878139
>>16878136
>>16878144
like i said!
though public persons tend to say some goofy shit to pander to their audience...
also don't agree with that statement but oh well, as long as she doesn't go full watson i don't mind
>>16878139
>>16878144
I'm not saying she is, just a general rule.
>>16878147
thx breh, was about to right the same thing, you're sparing me that
>>16878148
>thx breh, was about to right the same thing, you're sparing me that
no worries, i wouldn't mind getting in an argument about it anyway so i might as well, right? :D
small detour but all is well. what's on the agenda for this week, carabros?
>>16878161
Probably lots of Overwatch, or I might take a nostalgia trip and replay Fallout 3 (again).
I might go out with friends, but knowing how unprepared we all are, this may not happen.
>>16878170
>Probably lots of Overwatch, or I might take a nostalgia trip and replay Fallout 3 (again).
do you play on european or american servers? and would you mind if i joined sometime? sounds like fun.
>>16878172
European. I sure could use someone to play with!
>>16878182
>European. I sure could use someone to play with!
damn, i always play on american servers because i have no EU bros on overwatch :(
i could try to add you but i doubt i'll be on most of the time. my btag is Esuba#11249
>>16878190
new tesla boy EP is out, by the way!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y75W-u0z-Ks
>>16878190
Alright, mine is ElwyD#2129
might dump some more later still feeling sick as fuck sorry guys
>>16878201
Sorry to hear that. I hope you feel much better soon <3
>>16878199
i'm not sure if it works when i'm logged into the american server though, i'll do it again on EU but like i said, don't expect me to be on very much. you could add me on steam if you wanna keep in touch or ask me to come play though!
>>16878201
it's okay, health comes first
>>16878204
is there any more of that set? looks amazing
>>16878221
I've just got this other one, there could possibly be more tho
>>16878225
that's asking to be a wallpaper desu
also thank you for the rest of the set! i'm a tiny bit distracted right now but i'll be back in just a moment
alright, i'm back.
>tfw hearing a thunderstorm rolling in and listening to this in the background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6aHQWP9QLA
night night Carabros
tomorrow is fucking monday
another week on this planet
hope you all have a great week
Hey /cara/bros, can't visit today but wanted to wish you all a great week!
>>16878245
good night carabro! i'll be off soon-ish as well since i'm going to be up early tomorrow morning. thanks for joining us <3
>>16878246
you too!
>>16878193
this is fantastic, thanks for the heads up.
i've also been listening to his podcasts a lot since you told me about them a few weeks back
>>16878273
lewd
>>16878275
i've been slacking a bit on those, but i'm gonna turn on the latest podcast first thing in the morning for sure
>>16878276
just the right amount of lewd!
>>16878244
fuck, this is really good. really makes me forget about everything and just sit in peace for a little while.
>>16878287
yeah, i love benn jordan. glad i could share!
he also recorded a more "spacey" ambient album in tribute to carl sagan, if you're interested:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B55FkQrXx24&list=PLuqZTQ_5gsppBogTG8qm5YNbDQyCJSw5s
>>16878291
>if you're interested
hells yes. i absolutely love this kind of thing.
>>16878298
https://bennjordan.bandcamp.com/
there's three more albums of this kind of thing, he started composing for planetariums after this album was so successful. he's also a really good electronic musician but he has about a million different pseudonyms, most common being "the flashbulb"
>>16878301
that's funny. i was literally thinking while listening, "this is kind of like the flashbulb".
he's really talented.
>>16878305
>he's really talented.
yeah, absolutely. crazy upside-down guitar playing genius.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzFvVZ10ids
i like his work as Flexe as well.
more lewdness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9usVtKhLVdA
i'm gonna finish my drink and then get ready for bed, thank you all for joining me again tonight!
it's been pretty chill. hope you're gonna have a great week and i'll see you next week. good night <3
>>16878361
thanks again for making the thread. :3
>>16878367
least i could do!
>>16878358
LEWD
E
W
D
>>16878358
cara unable to control her lust as usual, lovely
alright then
someone still here?
or am i alone
>>16878408
Dw, I haven't gone just yet
>>16878415
nice, you want a specific theme?
>>16878420
Nah its fine, I'll probably just start randomly caraposting for a bit
>>16878433
do itttt
>>16878485
I'm surprised she flies commercial rather than private desu.
oh we aren't quite there yet
>>16878510
What a nice webm to end the thread
>>16878515
it's the one that it's always used, it's a tradition
>>16878516
hope there will be similar scenes in her new films
goodnight everyone :3
>>16878517
seems unlikely for suicide squad
>>16878520
well to be fair that scene is from a relatively small production too and she has a handful of them next to suicide squad
>>16877802
o hey
>>16878225
>>16878233
just made it my background and it does look quite nice, also looks abstract enough to hide my powerlevel with