Asses you would kill to be under

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this one

>>16658360
Moar!
Love this pic!

>>16658259
Sauce
Looking for a year now

>>16658301
It says would kill to be under, not would kill you to be under. Stop posting this flabby land whale. Nobody wants to see it anymore.

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>>16658382

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>>16658268
Daaaamn. That Tight Waist tho

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this one

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Under/inside this one every morning

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>>16663146
The bitch goes out of her way to get an aerodynamic helmet, yet her fat ass has the wind resistance of a sheet of plywood

>>16658710
wow dude, chill out, go outside to the park or something, it's nice outside

>>16663146
WOW, who is she?!!

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This

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Ahhhhhh.

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Those muscles need a massage.

>>16661746
Looks fimilar anymore?

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I'm baby-rose on tumblr!

>>16658301
Jeezus H. Krist! Have some dignity, man!

>>16658382
>That superman.

>>16658658
Hnnnnnnnggggg

>>16663189
Have you ever sat on a racing bike? Shes gonna need the extra cushion.

>>16664290
You would more likely BE killed being under that repulsive thing

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>>16661807
great face, terrible dress. Do you have sauce?>>16664658
Pretty sure I would get smothered under all that thigh lard

>>16663189
Dat Ass is gonna be at the back. Dat Helmet is breaking the wind. Come to think of it, Dat Ass might be breaking a little wind too.

>>16658276
Sad Kit Kat

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Some OC

>>16665867
>thigh lard
Pretty sure that's mostly firm muscle anon. Those glutes too

>>16666817
With a Jesus Christ Superstar poster on the wall. Good one m8

>>16658624
Aria Nina I think

>>16668959
Sauce?

>>16661795
do u have more by any chances

>>16668971
All I know is her name might be Mascha? There's an entire set that includes this one, and features her in the snow

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>>16658259
am i doing this right f a m ?

>>16670569
Dat butt looks amazing. Especially in those underwear

http://tune.pk/video/3328886/eric-prydz-call-on-me-uncensored-hd

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Yovanna Ventura

>>16658301
absolutely disgusting

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>>16672824

>>16671902
that would be meg turneys butt

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>>16665850
THANK YOU FOR YOUR OPINION, FAGGOT.

>>16671912
reminds me of wizard of oz melting scene

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please sauce on this one

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>>16661807

My god, who?

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Anymore girls like this?

>>16669220
Thank you so much

>>16661807

oh gawd, I'd smash that harder then existential dread smashed my happiness

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Local girl!

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God dammit Op requested "Ass Murder Thread". Don't post just any ass in a ass murder thread, make an effort and select an extraordinary ass you imagine most people would be willing to serve hard time for.

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>>16674851
Fuckin A!

>>16658276
Maybe I'm blind but I dont see any ass here!

>>16674901
No imagination ey?

>>16658658
I'd pay you, to not have to see that again! Yuck

>>16658301
Man the harpoons!

>>16663201
another cellulite-monsterwhale!

>>16664209
her ass is kinda ok, but her tits are barfworthy!

>>16668886
my eyes, my poor eyes just feel out and rolled under the wardrobe!

>>16674851
You are right mate, them people dont have an ounce of taste!

>>16674907
Perhaps, but in an ass murder thread the ass is the important part., isnt it?

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>>16673811
Martinibaton from reddit

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My bm

>>16674941
Jesus Christ

>>16663189
uh... no it doesn't. It's a curved object.

i need your help finding a video. i saw it on pornhub a few months ago but cant seem to find it since.
i think the body xxx was in it, big, fake ass tattoos.
dont usually like black girls but something about her ass in this vid gets me diamonds.
it starts with her walking down a hotel hallway. she either has red or blonde hair in it.
pls help /s/

>>16661134
who is she?
Have more?

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>>16674944
thanks brah, new favorite ass

>>16666799
Rachel????

>>16674006
Just beautiful. Who's ass is that?

>>16672784
>>16674914
>>16674927
>>16674923

when did "men" become so whiny

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Would give my left eye to eat her brown eye

resolution too small to share but mitzu tekitzu. real nice gifs within
http://chikcz.tumblr
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>>16677199
When did you loose your taste?

>>16677199

The same time you lost your sight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMf58LnbD0Y

>>16678038
lose*

This is why it's "loser", "lost", "loosen", "looser", etc. Don't compartmentalize language, barring a few edge cases it's all coherent and connected, resolving down to very simply roots.

>>16673114
>when you have to take a trashy cuntshot but also must be a pretentious artsy photography hipster

>>16678483
Reading into things that way is generally a waste of time, and mental clutter. It serves no one, and especially not you.

Think about it for a moment. All the things you've bothered to tag and categorize. "Pretentious", "hipster", "trashy". What has it ever really gotten you? Would not bothering really be ignoring a higher truth, or is it all just you to begin with? Have you ever had even the smallest scrap of evidence that your perspective is accurate and meaningful?

Hate to generate such a pretentious hipster post here, but it's really bothersome watching people waste their lives and mindspace on such garbage.

>>16678514
>wasting time posting a "everything is subjective maaan" paragraph on /s/
Oh the irony, and all those adjectives are objectively fact in this case, stop ignoring reality.

>>16678483
>2016
>not being a pretentious artsy photography hipster
wtf anon get out there and take some fucking photos

>>16678533
You only further prove my point. You're prone to confusing your own ideas for an absolute truth.

There are hard underlying truths, but the objective is inherently filtered through a subjective and limited lens. That's why if you care at all about figuring how things really are, and how things actually work, you don't delude yourself into thinking you see it all. You recognize that you're operating on heuristics and attempt to control for that inherent uncertainty.

You're sloppy.

>>16663503
T H I CC

>>16678552
Or you don't let philosophy 101 make you unable to exercise basic critical ability and see the implications of sharing a picture of your spread asshole and of including your expensive camera in a selfie, and of taking it so as to create the lens flare dust spec "authentic" effect and of wearing quirky socks and accessories.
You must have psychological damage to write like that on a creepy anonymous wanking board.

>>16678565
Go back and read my original post.

You're wasting your time. You're wasting your life. You're obnoxious and rather than recognizing that despite the majority of the human species being shallow, vain, pricks who just want their credit, it's a bit more complex than that and tracing out the full implications of your attitude, you just go around and pile more of your own reactionary intellectual garbage into the world. Thus, not only are you polluting your own mind with petty shit instilled into you by the same social feedback loops, you're further polluting everything else and operating as a net negative.

You're no better than what you're criticizing. You are the other side of the same coin. Re-evaluate, try to see the bigger picture, before you end up just another broken, miserable, piece of clutter kicking around in everyone else's way.

>>16678590
Seek help brah.

>>16678595
This is for you, anon.
Good luck.

>>16658658

SAUCE

>>16658259
This is perfection

>>16663556
this for sure

>>16672173
More please

>>16678514
Yet you're wasting your life fighting someone anonymously on the Internet over their opinion. You know he'll never change his mind. Yet you persisted. If that's not one of the biggest wastes of life and time then nothing is. Practice what you preach.

>>16679047
I think a one time investment pales in comparison to what they'd accumulate over time. The degree of time spent isn't comparable.

>>16661807
oh god, she looks like Jessica Hyde from Utopia

>>16678352
Forgive me for being ignarant, will you?
It's not my native tongue after all.

>>16679090
Especially considering the fact, we are all waisting time watching porn / nudity.
We could do something usefull instead.