Goes by many names
Ahh yes, the many named terror.
"The watcher" some call her. "She who crawls in the dark" say others.
I fear her true title is too wretched and terrible for any mortal tongue.
I wonder how many tonnes of collective sperm she has caused to be spilled defiantly enough for a few super tankers, if it was food she could probably feed the worlds poor.
If you're gonna make a Melissa thread, you have to post the ultimate pic of her relevant parts, so here ya go.