Angelina Jolie

Yes, OP, there should be a reason, because shes actually ugly. And before you ask, i don't like Uma Thurman aswell. They are both average girls, it is stupid PR "wooah sexy" that makes you think that they are hot.

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>>15581416

Thanks for your pointless comment.

>>15581566
The point of my comment is simple: Angelina is not a sexy beautiful woman and does not belong here.

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I disagree. She's very sexy and beautiful in my opinion

>>15581975
Yeah and I bet you think boxxy, Chloe and maisie belong here instead
>your neck beard is showing

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yum

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>>15581975
since you're a mod and only your opinion matters, why don't you just delete the thread instead of posting in it?

If she were truly average, the world would have 4x the human population it does

>>15581998
I bet he thinks his grandmother belongs here instead

>>15581240
I know her, she went to my school.

>>15581240
ok. im not being that guy saying i wouldnt fuck her or anything like that but she used to be so much hotter before she decided to get sickly looking. still would bang though

>>15582028
yummy

we need some more of her tasty ass now

>>15581416
smh shes hot af dude

>>15582037
best angelina

>>15584152

So perfect.

>>15584181
>real or fake

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That guy that thinks that she is neither beautiful or sexy needs to get out of his basement more . . .

>>15584473
hes one of those live with mom basement dwellers that couldnt get a girl to sleep with him if his life depended on it, yet hides that fact by saying his standards are through the roof.

>>15584473
hey, be considerate
he may just think guys are more beautiful and sexy

>>15584475
dem eyes & lips. fap fap

morez

My wife. Any feet pics

>>15581995
I'm no expert on celebrity fakes but I'd bet five dollareedoos this one is.

Before she acted she was a fashion model in LA, NY and London. So yeah, beautiful in an objective sense.

>>15586014
>she was a fashion model
any pic?

>>15581416
Elitist faggot

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LOL, I remember seeing her in Hackers with that pixie/Romulan haircut, getting her name from the credits and thinking "Just like me to form a crush on a girl from some dumb movie like this. I bet she never shows up in Hollywood again."

I know this is kind-of a weird request, but does anyone have photos from this year? I'm curious to see if/how her style and attitude have changed during photo shoots.

Lost tits to cancer, still a more powerful sex symbol to me than any porn star could be.

>>15584447
>real or fake

See: >>15583010

Even though she was first celeb crush, have to admit her breasts aren't that spectacular on their own. But even if she had a complete DLC, she'd make it work. Dat face doesn't hurt either.

>>15582021
What does that even mean?

>>15587761

I think it means people would be fucking alot more.

>>15587726

She lost her breasts to cancer? Wow I didnt know this.

>>15589985

She didn't lose them to cancer, but she got them cut off because her family is high risk. Dem titties now fake.

She's got a sexy body but i would be afraid to be entirely sucked alive by her lips.

And her face would scare me when i wake up.

>>15590034
>She didn't lose them to cancer, but she got them cut off because her family is high risk. Dem titties now fake.

Stupid fucking bitch voluntarily had her breasts cut off because she's got the gene that theoretically puts her in a higher risk category. Instead of cutting out inflammatory foods and carcinogenic foods, instead of increasing her nutritional intake, she cut off her perfectly healthy breasts.
Fucking dumb as shit.

>>15585751
It's not fake fag

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Many on the way

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lip-biter extraordinaire

>>15590597

fap.

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I'm baaack

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My last and my favorite

>>15587732
actually i was asking the mods whether they know it is real or fake

>>15590057
She had an 87% risk of cancer before the surgery. After, it got cut down to less than 5%. I'd say she made the right choice.

>>15595204
>She had an 87% risk of cancer before the surgery. After, it got cut down to less than 5%. I'd say she made the right choice.


Bullfuckingshit. No way to predict that accurately. And again, instead of lifestyle changes to reduce the likelihood of the gene expressing into cancer (presuming that's accurate in the first place), 'hey, chop my cancer free tits off!'.

Also, the 5% isn't accurate either. Cancer rates are at 1 in 3 people in the us right now and moving to 1 in 2. By that it's impossible to be below 33%, right?

Lies, damn lies, and statistics.

Having said that, research shows that adequate levels of vitamin D reduce the incidence of breast cancer by 83% and the category all forms of cancer by 33%. Did her doctors recommend that? No. Somebody had the bright idea to, with a serious expression on their face, convince a healthy woman to chop her healthy tits off.

>>15595763

oh sweet jesus.

>>15595215

>Having said that, research shows that adequate levels of vitamin D reduce the incidence of breast cancer by 83% and the category all forms of cancer by 33%

Bullfuckingshit. No way to predict that accurately.

>>15596023
>>Having said that, research shows that adequate levels of vitamin D reduce the incidence of breast cancer by 83% and the category all forms of cancer by 33%Bullfuckingshit. No way to predict that accurately.

Actual research.

>She had an 87% risk of cancer before the surgery. After, it got cut down to less than 5%.

Incorrect understanding of how genetics work.

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Ugly ? She's just perfect. If you really find this girl ugly, you got a problem. She's just a sex symbol, the sexiest woman you could find. Anywhere.

>>15597288
I actually do find her pretty ugly. Not because I have high standards, but because I find most every woman in Hollywood, or even running around in real life, more attractive.

It may be the massive duck lips that turn me off hard.

>>15597409

its the duck lips that make me hard.

>>15599183
she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

>>15590268
This site is 18+ kid.

fap bump

>>15584447
fake

>>15581416

>>15599183
This guy knows what's up. Its like having extra lip.

>>15597288

Ha-Ha-Ha! Best joke I've heard today. Jolie is the "sexiest woman you could find" "sex symbol". Rofl.

Sex symbol is not a pile of bones, without any curves and with an average face, kiddo.

>>15604568
This this this this this..

>>15581416
Do you know how I know you're wrong? I was infatuated with Angelina in the late 90s - early 00s until she decided muscle was icky and everyone started sucking her dick.

>>15595215
She watched her very dear mother die from cancer. Not saying what she did was right or not but that probably colored her perception of it.

>>15581240
Jolie was hot in hackers. By the time tomb raider came around she looked like shit. Now she looks like a skinnyfat skelington with an ugly face and comical nigger lips.

>>15606022
Also, she was pretty obviously became bulimic after hackers. Dated a few bulimics, you can tell by how their skin hangs off them like an ill fitting suit.

She's "hot" like everyone said Linda Hamilton was hot in Terminator 2. That is to say, not hot at all, but women want to "you go girl" her because women have a perverse desire to foist uglies on men for some reason.

>>15595215
I'm sure you know those things much better than any of the oncologists she consulted.

>>15604568
That's not me who had voted her the most beautiful woman in the world, kiddo.

Now shut up and go fuck your whale.

>>15606026
>I'm sure you know those things much better than any of the oncologists she consulted.

You mean the oncologists that haven't improved 5 year cancer survival rates over the past 80 years?
You mean the quacks that advised she cut off her perfectly cancer free breasts?

You are sure, and you are correct in that surety.

"You have some polyps in your ascending colon. There is a chance you'll get cancer. So we suggest that we remove your ascending colon."
"I have cancer???"
"No you do not have cancer, but having polyps correlates with getting colon cancer, and cancer is bad, so even though you don't have cancer and we're not going to discuss why you have polyps in the first place, we think we should remove an important cancer free large part of your body. How about Tuesday?"

>>15605993
>She watched her very dear mother die from cancer. Not saying what she did was right or not but that probably colored her perception of it.

I'm sure it did color her view of it. Most people wouldn't consider removing healthy cancer-free parts of their body, so there was some major emotional motivation going on there (which clouded her rational mind).

moar to fap

>>15581995
Slice off her tits, deep fry them, eat with tartar sauce

>>15612272
The "Minimally Talented"..again? WTF!