How many of you guys would kinda like to fall over dead but not

damns thats gross

fuck off btw

>>39662267
Stabbing yourself in the chestis the most intense way to go out

>>39662409
followed by what? is pills and hanging more intense than shotgun to mouth?

hey you cant post gore in r9k!

I have a vivid fantasy about being brutally killed while trying to stop a girl from being raped in a dark alley while I'm taking a night walk
I get to die with some dignity, even if I'm only saving her in the hopes of being killed

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>>39662267
Self-immolation is the most ballsy way to kill yourself. But if you aren't a retard you should just blow your brains out with a shotgun.

frik off fagg serisly

>>39662574
is hanging more ballsy than shotgun? and what about od on sleep pills isbthat more ballsy than shotgun?

>>39662425
Train or jumping is next imo

>>39662534
That sounds pretty whiteknight cuck f.a.m unless you know and love the girl
I have a fantasy where I have a psycho gf who is mad jelous and we she stabs me for mistakenly thinking I don't love her then she kills herself

>>39662592
>is hanging more ballsy than shotgun?
If "ballsy" is defined as potentially more painful and less likely to work, then yes.

>and what about od on sleep pills isbthat more ballsy than shotgun?
This is the retarded suicide method that women use for attention that never works.

>>39662636
wait people actually intend to fail by using pills? is that probably the case most of the time?

>>39662267
Haha just eat some blue house paint nigga haha grip n sip

>>39662409
Seriously considering suicide over the last month. I don't stand a chance of being successful in this life. Dagger to the heart seems like the way to go.

>>39662629
>That sounds pretty whiteknight cuck f.a.m unless you know and love the girl
it probably is, but I don't mind
even if it's for the wrong reasons, I would get to leave the world having performed some small action of good

>>39662654
Some people intend to fail. In any case, pills have a much higher failure rate than other suicide methods.

By "ballsy", do you mean "painful and takes a lot of bravery to do", or "is dramatic and guaranteed to make the news"?

>>39662734
yeah i mean more bloody or painful and takes a lot of mental strength to do. i was just wondering which ways were most like that and rank them was all

>>39662683
>>39662683
better shot in the heart... you will probably feel some pain in the first 10 sec tho

>>39662808
Why the fuck would you shoot yourself in the chest and not the brainstem?

>>39662409
There is always a faggot claiming X suicide method is the most painful or the most "likely to fail"

dont du it opp

>>39662900
you can still fail in the head and end up living like a vegetable... shooting the heart is certain death, even if you miss, you will still hit a lung...

>>39663013
what happens if you hit a lung anyways? how long wouldnit take to die from that? where is the heart even at?

>>39663052
>where is the heart even at
anon pls

>>39663122
whatever man i just thpught it was under my left nipple but it feel close to the middle. is a bullet in a lung a quick killer or do you die in agony

>>39663145
end up unconscious and dying from lack of oxygen

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>>39662267
my escape plan is to take a bunch of benzos (and alcohol if available) then go to the train tracks near my house. Once I get there i'll just follow the tracks one way till a train comes then put my neck between the wheels

>>39663324
if you got shot by something massive like a 12 gauge and it hit a lung how long until youre dead probably? i know john lennon was shot in a lung

what the fuck dont kill yourselves you would be missed

>>39663381
Lol this faggot

Get a load of him

>>39663375
now that depends... you can die almost instantly or it can take a few minutes (already unconscious) like john... it's not hard to hit the heart btw