This Chad will fuck your crush AND your mother AND your sister.

>will fuck my mother
My mother is a fat old ugly woman. Why would be even want to? Probably for her delicious oatmeal chocolate chip cookies.

Intriguing, yet highly disturbing.

>>39659700
but can he dodge a bullet?

>>39659700
Honestly if I was that attractive and got laid as much as he does then I'll also be a hug douchebag

>>39659700
That's actually impressive desu

>>39659700
why not finish the damn job and fuck me too

>>39659700
But will he take me?

>>39659700
this guy is nothing

why did you have to leave us so early Piano Rich

>>39659700
That's fine, but will he fuck me?

>>39659700
Muh dick. I just came.

that's what you get when you literally never hit legs or do squats.

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>>39659700

>Mfw Florida stand your ground law

I'll go full zim zam on Chad