ITT we each write one line of a collective green text. I'll start
>be me
>7
Also check em desu
>on high school
>die of cervical cancer
The end
>>39657169
you guys arent very good at this
>>39657169
Why anon?
Origammi
>resurrected as 4 ft asian man
>have full memory of past life
>>39657426
>go to P.F. Chang's
>meet descendents of my high school bullies in a park one day
>Mao's secret military capture me and take me to communist work factory
>they find my hyper pussy fetish porn collection
>die of cervical cancer again
>Mao's secret military resurrect me to begin a war against capitalism and cervical cancer
>die in the fucking ocean
>all citizens are forced to relinquish their cervixes to the state as a "protective measure"
>come to the existential realization that death is just rebirth
>reborn as a homosexual monkey this time
Goes to zoo to meet other homosexual monkeys
>>39657726
>realize I'm OP