suicide fail

>>39652191
>toaster in the tub
Oh god I am laffin

OP this method doesn't work because there are tons of safety features these days

>>39652191
HAHAHA CAN'T EVEN KILL YOURSELF! YOU SHOULD GIVE IT ANOTHER GO TOUGH HAHA. Honestly you sound pig disgusting.

>>39652191

omg dude you are great, let's be friends if we meet in real life.

>>39652267

i'm going to try again, probably jump off something, I feel like hanging would hurt too much

>>39652191
That's why I fucking love R9K

>>39652267
You gonna cut yourself wit those edges faggot.

>>39652296

My friend link your steam and I will play games with you and give you positive reinforcement only a mother can give a child.

>>39652296
MAKE SURE IT'S HIGH ENOUGH DIPSHIT HAHAHA

>>39652191
gross
hope this one ends up on r/4chan kek i had a good giggel

>>39652277
Right? OP is hilarious.

Shitting in bathub sounds fun desu gonna try it tonight

nice now your toaster is broken

>>39652191
you realize modern day electronics have safety features that prevent them from short circuiting when introduced to water, right?
This isn't the early 2000s anymore. You can drop your phone into a large pool and everyone in it wont die. Same for a toaster.

>>39652191
>expecting electricity to take a long time to kill you
HAHA OH WOW HOW DUMB CAN YOU BE OP

>>39652191
You just made my day OP. Sorry you're feeling bad though.

>>39652296
Don't do this shit, you are clearly too fucking unlucky or retarded to kill yourself properly, imagine living the rest of your life on a wheelchair or without being able to move a single limb, YES that would be you considering your luck, think about nothing has ever gone right in your life, why the fuck killing yourself would be different

>>39652341

I dont have a steam account sorry, i dont really play games anymore

>>39652191
that was funny. nice story op

>>39652191

Damn them earth fault relays. Didn't the lights go out as well when you dipped the toaster though?

It's bypassable but you'd probably fuck it up.

>>39652469

I dont see how I can fuck up jumping off a building

>>39652573
No matter how tall, there is a chance you will live, you could literally throw yourself on the middle of the subway and live without your legs, it happens , search about it, now imagine a life permanently crippled and with huge medical debts where you cant afford painkillers

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>>39652191
Just Imagine if somebody walked in on OP butt naked sitting in a bathtub full of Shit and Semen Crying while holding a Toaster

>>39652609
>>39652573

Odds are still good enough to give it a go I'd say. Try landing head first, or tie a snare around your throat with a rope a little shorter than the building and secure the other end on the roof somewhere.

>>39652609

if I really fuck it up that badly then i'll just hang myself. It might be painful but if a last resort

>>39652191
Op. Op. Listen here Op. Get a rope, make a noose ( can find guides on Google if you're retarded), secure non-noose end to door knob, throw rope over top of door(ensure there is enough room to slump without being on ground), get cloth (because I know you're going to be too big of a pussy to have the rope against your exposed neck),put noose around neck, put cloth in as padding, tighten noose so as to cut off the circulation in your neck, slump to tighten the rope, wait 20 seconds or so, pass out, die

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>>39652725
And I thought I was fucked when i attempted at 12

>>39652609
even 3,030 feet (924 m)????? i might have to reconsider my emergency escape plan

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jesus christ OP thats STINKY

why don't you just overdose on some heroin, why would you choose a painful / stressful death you retarded faggot

>>39653337

i dont know where to get fucking heroin

>>39653449
order it on the darkweb, or just go talk to sketchy dudes and ask them for drugs, also try lsd or mushrooms before killing yourself please it might make you reconsider the fact that you want to kys

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you can still go towards the light anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqwV9l-U8ds

I'll seriously talk 2 u and maybe b ur friend anon. Reply if interested

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>>39653555
nice digits, almost 666, your god is satan and is subverting you from true enlightenment

>>39653555
>light

I didnt even watch the video and i can already tell its theist brainwash propaganda

>>39653743
>>39653797
enlightenment of depression and suicide?

>>39653511
too dumb to use the darkweb. too scared to talk to people irl

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OP here is a prayer of saint Rita, patron of the lost causes. hope it will be helpfull

O powerful St. Rita, rightly called Saint of the Impossible, I come to you with confidence in my great need. You know well my trials, for you yourself were many times burdened in this life. Come to my help, speak for me, pray with me, intercede on my behalf before the Father. I know that God has a most generous heart and that he is a most loving Father. Join your prayers to mine and obtain for me the grace I desire (here mention your request). You who were so very pleasing to God on earth and are so much so now in heaven, I promise to use this favor, when granted, to better my life, to proclaim God's mercy, and to make you more widely known and loved. Amen.

>>39652191
>smart kid
>toaster in bathtub
Somebody was lying to you your whole life.

>>39652267
Edge
>>39652191
Wanna know how to kill your self text me.
I got some poisons and explosives that any idiot can make.

>>39652865
Doesnt work I tried it.
With out the cloth to fuck off.