/britfeel/

>>39651686
pakis need to be killed

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>>39651730
'Ello 'ello 'ello, what's this then lad? Is this a bit of hate speech I see?

>>39651728
I guess that makes it more likely, why not say which uni you go to?

doing a fry up boys

sausage, bacon, egg, mushroom, tomato, hashbrown and beans

>>39651771
Aberystwyth IIRC

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>>39651780
>sausage, bacon
Allah forbids it, you filthy infidel!

>>39651780

I'll take the hashbrowns, beans and the eggs if you're poaching them.

>>39651780
>quarter past 8 on a sunday
you savage

>>39651804
how dare you insult kays good cooking

>>39651780
sounds nice, I'm having egg fried rice in a tomato sauce

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Dog edition

>>39651804

Merguez sausage may be halal.

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Lusty black penis!
Goes straight into white anus
Boner explosion!

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>>39651742
HATE SPEECH NEEDS TO BE STAMPED OUT OF THE INTERNET

>>39651809
Fry ups are for anytime of day lad. I prefer them later because in the morning it's too greasy for my stomach to handle

>>39651851

Too lardy for me full stop.

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Trying to decide whether to play vidya or lie on my bed self loathing. Might have some fruit then decide I think

>>39651730
Good lad! Keep up the good fight!

>>39651742
>anon wanting to kill pakis is hate speech
>pakis wanting to kill trannies is multiculturalism

Really activates the almonds

>>39651780
>hashbrowns

Have not had those in years, GOAT tbqh

>>39651828
>Boys and gals in blue
Completely ruins the flow of the saying

>>39651879
Yea lately I've moved away from fry-ups and instead oven cook most of it, at least the sausages and bacon. Comes out much nicer

>>39651899
I'm having hashbrowns too in a couple minutes, bed time snack yummy yummy

>>39651919
Our boys, gals and interdimensional demiqueer individuals will find you!

>>39651780
just missing a bit of black pudding lad

>>39651899
Damn Tilde going full 14 88
>tfw no qt redpilled gf (bf)

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Sunday no fry-up
Bacon egg beans too lardy
Cereal maybe

>>39651925

Bacon is nice grilled, sausages at least the uncured kind, I more or less just don't eat anymore. Was never one of my favourite things to eat anyway, but I did!

>>39651946
>Our humans and non human identifying collective will find you

>>39651949
redpilled tranny is literally an oxymoron

Fucking record cleaning machine must run to about 110Db. Head's splitting.

What's a reasonable sum to pay the neighbours kids to clean a few hundred for me?

>>39652035
>trusting a kids with records
Do you want them broken?

>>39652043

When I say kids, they're teens. It'll take me years to do them.

THIS IS NOW A VEGAN GENERAL. NO CARNIVORE AND OMNISCUM POSTS BEYOND THIS POINT.

>>39652061

If it didn't die, it's not food.

Just saw the newish Death Note movie, and it was shit
If you're gonna change the characters so much why not just use different ones? And turning the Notes control over people before death up to 11 was so lazy
I wish they just used the note to tell their own story, there are limitless cool ideas you could make about a flawed person being given a nigh omnipotent method of murder. I would have preferred it if they just made an alternute universe with a different shinigami and notebook and created a new character to pick it up and use it

>>39652071
Cheese isn't food, Nigga what?

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>>39652061
*chomp chomp chomp* sorry lad *chomp chomp* could you *chomp chomp* could you say that again? *chomp chomp chomp* I didn't hear...

>>39652082

Umm... Point to you sir. However vegans don't do cheese!

>>39652061
If it didn't die screaming a pool of it's own blood I refuse to eat it.

>>39652071
We wouldn't be here if our ancestors believed that

>>39652137

They probably didn't get on aircraft either, what the fuck has that to do with the price of beef?

>>39651899
what's your PSN sweetie?

>>39652181
>price of beef
wp

>>39652181
What? I'm saying that humans have always lived on a balance between meat and vegetables. No reason why that should change now

What does need to change is the meat industry

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>sunday night
>looking for some comfyness
>everyone is pissing and moaning about vegans

Fuck sake lads

>>39652242
Tell me about your day anon, and also your preference on biscuits

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Hey guys check this!

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>tfw no emotional support dog

'Sunday Bloody Sunday'. What a great song. It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn't it? You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think "Sunday, bloody Sunday!".

>>39652271
Girl on the right looks like she has a giant face compared to Sophie and it's freaking me out

Just found out my gf, my first gf, is a camwhore and does videos with those Dragon Dildos that shoot out cum.

I knew she was a girl gamer on Youtube and found it kinda funny that she was making a living off nerds on Twitch. Then I read her Youtube comments and people were linking to her Chaturbate.

I texted her asking her about it and she said we'd talk about it later. Should I dump her? Am I a cuck if I don't? Like I said, she's my first gf and I'm 26. I kinda feel I was lucky to get her in the first place.

Yes, needless to say they're much bigger than me, they're like 10 inches in circumference. She's offered me anal before but I said it was slutty, turns out she's already doing anal on cam with slightly smaller dildos.

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Cram before exam

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>>39652271
Holy fuck is the one on the right from attack on titan

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EEbins Phimosis

>>39652270
Just a coffee spill lad, nothing to see here

>>39652240

Meat is the meal. Everything else on the plate is the to dress the meat. If there's no meat, it's a snack.

>>39652289

Oh dear.

Hmmm.

>>39652271
What the fuck is that alien on the right
on the left too

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>>39652269

>woke up around 6
>thought about going on a bike ride
>didnt bother
>still sitting here

>pic realted GOAT

>>39652271
Big gums are gross, lads.

>>39652305
link me please I beg you

>>39652305

It's up to you, I would dump her personally

>>39651780
Just do us a couple of hash brown and the beans, please me owd

>>39652321
I want you to learn 5 more Chinese words before the end of the night

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>>39652271

Wouldnt want to see that in a dark alley way lads

wew

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>>39652325

I wonder if /junglefever/ will over take /trannies/ as the official /britfeel/ fetish

>>39652289
I feel like I've heard this before, did you get it from a show or a standup?

If not, wp

I'm MtF btw. So like, (You) me. I also like anime and am mentally ill. I can post my medical record, since that's what my personality is based on. Ha.

>>39652378

I have 16 words left to learn, I'll finish them all off, then start reviewing

>brothers arguing about whether camels are genetically closer to llamas or alpacas

Good question tbf

>>39652221
It's tilde_desu

>>39652389
Delete this

>>39652305

Take out all of her lower teeth.

https://twitter.com/leahcharlesking

Is she /ournegress/

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>tfw you have to make peace with the human eaters

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>>39652358

The teacakes are equally a pleasant.

>>39652389
Poleaboo has put me off trannies for life. Wish there were more hot black pornstars, tbqh. I don't know any. They all have outie belly buttons and saggy tits and arses.

>>39652328
So you're telling me you eat meat every single day? Enjoy your cancer

>>39652271
>welcome to the circus Bev!

>>39652436
http://groceries.iceland.co.uk/iceland-meal-for-one-sliced-beef-in-gravy-200g/p/37958

I eat this every day.

>>39652436

Every single meal. There must be meat to make it a meal.

>>39652459
>those reviews
I don't know what people expect from a 1 pound iceland frozen meal

>>39652429

>equally a pleasant

who types like this

>>39652436

Your telling me you dont?

You know the meme with the Jew dangling something like a carrot to lure the goyim astray? Can someone make one of them, with Shipman luring Ebin towards that black roulette woman, and Tilde luring Ebin towards some trap.

>>39652271
fucking christ why would you want your picture taken if you looked like that?

>kay spells potato wedges as wedgers

>>39652504
I really like it, tbqh. Must be my patrician taste.

>>39652487
Two of my three meals are just microwave rice, mixed vegetables and a handful of peanuts. My third meal has that beef instead of the peanuts. I can microwave all my meals in the same bowl and just rinse it between meals.

>>39652422

She is absolutely /ournegress/

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>>39652271
>>39652322
Spilled juice over this comparison.

>>39652487
>being this try hard
You never had scrambled eggs on toast lad? Or does it not count as a meal if you don't have bacon on the side?

>>39652413
You're in a class, huh?
I've always wanted to learn Chinese. Any tips on starting?
>Mains English
>Side-quest French
Should I take a real class or is it something I can do on my own?

>>39652513
It's a quote from Kiniro Mosaic, non-anime-fag.

Has anyone got that wedding image where Sophie is getting married to Sophie poster and everyone else is in attendance

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>>39652321
Oops I accidentally posted this image

>>39652568
>Two of my three meals are just microwave rice, mixed vegetables and a handful of peanuts. My third meal has that beef instead of the peanuts. I can microwave all my meals in the same bowl and just rinse it between meals.

Poorfags gonna eat shit.

>>39652586
>You never had scrambled eggs on toast lad? Or does it not count as a meal if you don't have bacon on the side?

Even bacon is dubious DESU. I might have eaten said, but it was a snack.

>9" pizza: 2.50
>12" pizza: 5.00

Literally no reason to buy a 12", ever. Silly pizza shop

>>39652605
It's good for me, tbqh. I get 7 portions of fruit and veg, <30g saturated fat, <6g salt and virtually no refined sugar. I also have a protein shake so I get 150g of protein a day.

>>39652600
Sagiri poster made it but I'm pretty sure he hung himself in his hotel room last night

>>39652674

Might as well be living in a grass hut. Get off the internet until you can afford to live like a first world human.

who here gets the urge to really squeeze spots until they hurt? it feels like the pain means all the spot jizz is coming out.

>>39652674

Literal animal feed.

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>>39652600
say no more family my dear

>>39652704
well we are animals

>>39652692
>>39652704
>A healthy diet is worthy of ridicule
What did he mean by this?

>>39652757
he's a skinny fat virgin, ignore him lad and stick to your macro-nutrients
start lifting as well and you'll be quite the specimen

>>39652717

I say, I think this chap is a darkie.

>>39652572
Bretty good
efnernfknekjerkfjker

>>39652757

Your peasant fodder is hilarious.

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>>39652665
>not getting a 14 inch to yourself

>>39652806
Deliveroo anon?

>>39652665
Ayyyy you wannna a pizzza pieee? Ehhhhhhh

>>39652693
Spot. Jizz.

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Which one will he choose?

>>39652665
>poor people getting pizza
hahahahahahaha *breathes in* HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

how does it feel not being able to afford dominos you fucking TWAT?!

Seriously thinking about visiting a hooker. I'm a wizard with women (not men though) and I can't see myself ever finding a woman willing to sleep with me.

>>39652856
Dominos is grim though...

>>39652769
>150g of protein a day
>somehow bad
alright then

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>>39652849
Who still falls for the boy 'man in woman's clothes' pussy in the current year?

>>39652860
Fuck men then?

>>39652880
Ebin apparently, no matter how much he denies it, and complains about people doing what he is.

>>39652916

No no lad, Leah Charles King cured his prison gayness

>>39652916
Ebin's just orbiting tilde incase he can't even get fat pussy, le phimosis boy is redpilled

>>39652897
I'm in my 30s now. Men are trash at this point, and I wanna see what it's like shagging a woman.

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>>39652937

he's blackpilled now

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>>39652665
the circumference is greater, therefore the surface area is multiplied by the extrended diameter
so a 9" pizza is about 63"(squared) surface area
and the 12" is roughly 113"(squared)
so you're getting double the pizza for double the price, which is bang on

>>39652849
>Scarborough 2018
>Shipanon is visiting one of his several holiday homes here from casino and greyhound winnings (He didn't feel like going to Monaco this week, his yacht is still getting serviced)
>he has a 10/10 black african supermodel wife who brings her sister along
>Ebin, now living in the Grand Hotel after buying it and converting it into his private house is now living with Tilde
>One day while walking down the stairs he notices Susans sister spread bare eagle on the couch invitingly, but he also knows Tilde is dressed up as a maid and tied up in the other room waiting
Which path does he choose?

>>39653012
Ask for a threesome. I doubt Tilde would comply as he's a racist but you never know

>little brother used to take the piss out of me for being short
>keeps doing it until he slowly begins to realise he won't make it to 6ft either
>over tea sometimes asks whether such and such family member is that tall
>it slowly begins to dawn on him that he's 17 and a half, 5'8.5 and probably won't grow much taller
I'd feel sad for him if he wasn't such a normie cunt

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Ooooh cum on ebin! Fill my tasty chocolate doughnut with your mouldy cream

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Pretty sure my mate is autistic lads

>have group chat 8 of us
>play vidya together
>mates since school
>all of us can take a joke even extreme ones
> one friend in the group
>gets mad when people talk in the party when he is "concentrating"
>shushes us
>trying to have a laugh with the rest of the lads
>last night he quits the party
>invited one friend to it
>friend came back said he left because of the noise
>meme commence
>on Facebook pic of his mom and gf and him on a sofa
>photoshop the brazzers logo on and post it
>he joins today and checks the chat
>just goes quiet and he leaves
>messages friend "I'm gonna find some new people to play this game with"
>leaves he chat
>removes us as a friend

Inb4 bullies

>>39652846
well what do you call it? zit splooge?

>>39653140
>all of us can take a joke even extreme ones
Really penetrates the peanuts
Also ur 12

"So Tilde, I hear you're a racist now?"

"Uh, yeah"

"Why's that, did a black guy steal your girlfriend?"

"No, a black woman stole my boyfriend"

>>39653182
Pus. It has a name you idiot.

Just joined lads, what's all this about ebin wanting black pussy?

>>39653236
this happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULHX6Nsj8CQ

Since ebin ditched you, would you like to go on a romantic date to a lynching with a picknick, tilde?

>>39653140
>group chat
normies out tbqh

>>39653236
He started listening to B.I.G and wants a black queen now.

>>39653106
huh, actually looks kinda like her

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>your sports teams lost this weekend

Hate normie fags

Simple as

>>39653279
>having a sports team
fucking die you normie shit

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>>39653279
>my sports team lost this weekend

>>39653279
https://youtu.be/OOYm7BRvaHI
this except more relevant to you

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Yamero!

He isn't going to cuck me! This is mean lads

Tilde meets ebins new girlfriend

>>>/gif/11225096
>>>/gif/11225100

>>39653196
Be hip with the kids yo

I really liked that week without tripfags

Any lads that aren't Homudoka want a game?

>>39653326
Oh, so you were in a relationship. Why did Ebin lie about that?

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>>39653279
>Local team is almost bottom of one of the shittest pyramids in football.

>>39653326

You can still be best friends with ebin, he'll still have lots of time for you

>>39653326
Fuck your trip off you cunt. Theres no reason to have it because you don't create any OC and you're not even remotely interesting.

>>39653326
Maybe if you post bum he'll be interested again

Tell you what lads. Since I started filtering every trip /britfeel/ has become much more comfy.

TILDE IS MINE NOW, MY JEWISH PLOY HAS SUCCEEDED.
Thank you to all involved, shippy in particular

>>39653284

Yeah, you're a sad mollusc fuck. We get it.

>>39653342
I have literally 0 steam games that aren't free so yeah I wouldn't mind. What were you thinking? I'd pay you back once I got a job!

>>39653207
well thanks for your input dr sherlock

>>39653406
Dunna care about repayment. Don't give to receive and all that.

>>39653367
>Ebin took his trip off
>Crumpet took his trip off
>Tilde can't because the attention means too much to him

>>39653410
You asked, you stupid cunt.

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Would you want a man's arse or this?

/ebiny/

>>39652856
>Dominos

So you're a pleb who can't cook AND you have shit taste? I'd give you a ribbing about liking dirty chav girls farting on your dough or pakis spitting in it but you'd probably love that being middle class and all that ennit lad.

I'll stick to making my own, for about 4 quid you can get the ingredients to make 6 of them and shove them in the freezer to last the week or month if you want to mix it up with other stuff.

>>39653432
Guys a right twat. Don't get why he thinks anyone other than the other undesirable tripfags like him.

>>39653450
As I'm a homo, I'd want a man's arse

Silly question

>>39653433
i was more concerned about my original question, you pleb

lads if i signed up for a website with a temporary email address, they'd tell me if they think i'm spam right? they wouldn't say they're going to send a verification email if theyre not

>>39653450
Would need to see tildes arse first

>>39653432
she has narcissistic personality disorder, show some tact

>>39653508
Look at the state of his legs and gut to judge how lackluster his arse will be.

>>39653508
It looks like Hank Hill's probably

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>>39653450
Is that a trick question?

>>39653563
Damn, tildeanon looks like THAT?

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Ooh let me come and sit on your lap EE-bin

Someone's pleased to see me!

>>39653583
no that's obviously not tilde

>>39653563
I'm not even a fag but the average man probably has a better arse than the average woman, in the UK at least. There are some proper pancake arses here

>tilde doesn't want to cut off his penis because he already has the cunt part down
makes sense
Sorry this is a joke I love you

>>39653598
Oooh~ EE-Bins Phimosis

>>39653598
Ooh someone's a dirty boy, I can smell your fishy phimosis willy through your trousers! Come here and let me slurp it all up!

Leah is such a qt negress

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>>39653563
>tfw no big bum bf

>>39653450
I'm going to have to go with the Black Girl, Bob.

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>>39653654
Some boys make better girls

>>39653687
Honestly it doesn't even need to be big. A nice shapely bum is just as good for fugging.

heard my mum telling my dad she saw a condom next to my bed.
it was a peperami wrapper.

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>>39653654
Don't worry lad you'll get one soon

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I've got no where to stay tonight, let me come and snuggle up with you

>>39653715
I'm almost 28. I'm at gay deaths gates mate.

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>>39653732
Young gays want daddy bfs

>>39653763
I don't have the right body type for that fetish.

>>39653707
>maybe our boy is getting out there and finally found a girl!
>their disappointment when they realise it was just a food wrapper

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>>39653732
I'm 31. I know that feel.

>>39653775
Over 5'8? Not a sticc? You can be a daddy bf in UK

>>39653803
5'10" and 145lbs originally.

evens I order pizza and get fat
odds I play sonic and cry myself to sleep

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O-O-ORDERRRR! 20

>>39653950
Get bulking, grow a beard. You'll be slaying twink arse left and right

>>39653959
You know you're ordering anyway

>>39653959
>>39653961
Looks like you have to order 20 pizzas

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>>39653604
>There are some proper pancake arses here
confirmed, some of them are using spanx/buttslut leggings to cover up their pancake arse but as soon as they take them off it's like looking at a burst balloon.

>>39654024
I am slowly gaining weight but I refuse to grow a beard. Just crap being alone for now.

>>39653732
>>39653775
>>39653795
I swear I've seen the cutest twinks with borderline morbidly obese dirt poor bears. Don't worry lads.

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So bored desu

Need to convince my self a cycle is a good idea but its 10 degrees and windy as fuck

>>39654093

Lose the frog.

>>39654069
Why do gays have it so good? I just want a gf to not be lonely with

>>39654069
I don't even care about twinks. White and not-fat are my only standards

>tfw not having a hot bath with a bag of chips

feels bad man

>>39654093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAEhc-LqCFI
Follow Limmy's example.

>>39654069
They're sugar daddies, you innocent boy. They're only with them for money.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85B_REWeNcM

>>39654030
closes in half an hour
just gotta hang on until then

>>39654069
>>39654131
>dirt poor

What did he mean by this?

>>39654181

He means "should be vivisected".

>>39654181
Oh I glossed over that. Yeah I don't know what wrong with them then.

anyone have a flat I can move into and just sit around drinking? I promise to add a spark to the mundanity of everyday life

Honestly lads, there needs to be a cull of the poor.

Any household not clearing at least 24,000 pounds per resident must give up sufficient members to put them inside human norms.

>>39654207
>I don't know what wrong with them then
Daddy issues innit?

>>39654216
If you keep the place clean while I am at work and do my washing at that you can stay at mine for free. Even have your own bedroom, spare room is currently a cupboard for the ironing board and three boxes.

>>39654258
But who will perform basic but necessary tasks?

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>>39654216

>putting up with the constant stink of alcoholics
>putting up with the constant mess
>putting up with the random emotional outbursts
>dealing with the bullshit that comes with alcos


nah m8

>>39654126
"British" "Humor"

origi

>>39654293
>But who will perform basic but necessary tasks?
Robots. And no, not our kind

>>39654264
True that, those poor twinks probably sucked a lot church reverend dick as kids.

>>39654293

Base level state employees. Contracted at 24,000 pounds per annum to eradicate the underclass.

>>39654300
let me translate it for you
*buuurp* god dosen't exist! l-l-lick my bawls!

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I wish I had a beautiful and caring onee-chan.

>>39654326
>>39654344
Robots will take over eventually, no need to waste money and start riots killing people when it'll happen naturally.

>>39654377

But the shit tier non-persons provide a useful supply of spares for real people as well as nitrates for fertilizers and fats and oils for cosmetics & pet food.

Their value will be absorbed.

What is the weeb version of "Netflix and Chill"?

>>39654443
boko no pico and desusan

>>39654443
crunchyroll and chill

this is not original it seems

>>39654443
Anime and Anal.

>>39654459
I went into boku no pico not knowing what it was. Boy was I in for a surprise...

Tesco had not restocked so much I had to make my dinner plan up on the spot.

literally no chicken on the fucking shelf.

least they actually had the beers stocked for a change though

>>39654443
sadpanda and arranging your waifu pics

>>39654443
Anime and cuddles, of course

>>39653959
>>39653961
>>39654045
Kek, did not see that

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>>39654534

Tesco are fucking useless lad

Was talking to an anon the other day about this

>we uhh might have that in tomorrow but i dont really know

>tfw no chav gf
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph578e7a024896c

>>39654443
Warwickshire and McDonalds?

>>39654611
I work in a popular supermarket chain and the warehouse is tiny. Most of the stock is either in the shop front or in the trucks being moved straight into the shop front.
Stuff in the warehouse is non-perishables and useless shite nobody ever buys and they can't get rid of until it's about to expire and they have to put it on clearance.

I used to browse 8/tv/ a lot and hate on modern cash-ins with them, but I watched IT yesterday with some friends and liked it apart from most of the characters. This is it lads, I think I'm becoming a normalfag. I'm escaping. It was nice knowing you.

>>39654611
on the plus side the restocked binbags after not selling them for over a month because i mentioned it

Tilde I want to fold clothes for you

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what should I go for with my Bloodborne Withnail build?

Eating some home cooked indian lads. Based Patak and his sauces

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>first time shaving pubes instead of just trimming them
>Balls are silky smooth and feel really weird
>On no fap but seeing my ''new'' dick is making me want to fap
>Also worried because its my first time shaving properly that might make my dick become spotty like my face used to when I first started shaving regularly

>>39654729
Don't count on it. Normies are fickle beasts and they can smell your oil and rust robot.

>>39654827
In terms of builds is trap an option?
>>39654838
not a fan of human flesh myself but whatever gets them off the streets of my country
>>39654839
haha ur boi dick is feminine that's gay

>>39654729

They will uncover the real you eventually lad

>>39654839
You'll appreciate how much easier it is to clean up now

>imagine lying/cuddling with a cute guy when in bed
>delude myself into thinking I'm coming home to work to him
>slowly starting to feel more and more real
Now I just need to work on hallucinating him and I might finally have the qt bf I always wanted.

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>>39654827
work it out lad

>>39654838
>home cooked
>Patak and his sauces

One or the other lad!
Although Patak's sauces are admittedly good, the product is not "home cooked".

>>39654880
awww that's really cute anon but you need help

>>39654892
Yea I just meant as opposed to takeaway. Now that I'm thinking about it the rice was microwaved so all I really did was fry some chicken and throw the sauce in there. Oh well

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Why has faggotry go up 100 percent ITT

>>39654878
Yeah, thats one thing im looking forward to, no more dripping cum in pubes.

>>39654880
I can be your straight bf, I dont mind hugging you and sleeping with you desu as long as you're ok with me not being sexually attracted to you?

>>39654912
I'm making my own help.

>>39654863
I prefer Pakis to faggots and trannies

>>39654931

Mate, that's decent grub for a Sunday night.

>>39654958
>I prefer Pakis to faggots and trannies

But do any of them prefer you?

>>39654944
that's too masculine for here, go out and slay some boipucci
>>39654958
I would rather keep the homosexuals myself

>>39654880
I'll be your bf. I cannot promise I'll be qt though

>>39654992
I wouldn't be making an imaginary bf if I could just go out there and find one would I?

>>39654943
Deal breaker desu.

>>39654998
I don't need a real one anymore.

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>>39654880
This is a bit too real lad...

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>>39654838
Give me a home cooked curry any day than the disease ridden slosh they dish up in the curry houses any day lad.
Provided you buy a decent sauce like that of lloyd Grossman, Pataks, Sharwoods etc. Not to mention that add your own onion, garlic, chilli and spices without them they are worse than eating a pot of bland curry sauce from the chippy with rice.

>>39654968
Yea it's not too bad. Need to work on eating my dinner earlier though, 22:30 is not on

What did you have mate?

>>39655116
>I don't need a real one anymore.

;-; I do

>waifu thread on /b/ with some rares I havn't seen before
very good

>>39654978
I've had a couple gays hit on me, don't interact with pakis much.

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>>39655159
Chat up this lad >>39654943

>>39655130
What do you mean?

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=158415991

"My name is Ebun"

Ebun + Ebin, a match made in heaven

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>haven't had sex in years
>still attracted to actual female women
>no interest in man arse

I thought this was normal but apparently everyone else turns into a raging homosexual

>>39655197
Straight is the biggest red flag going. That wouldn't be very productive

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>>39655197
I meant I know that feel.

>>39655237

I haven't had sex in almost a year, and I'm still straight too

>>39655245
How long did it take for you to start seeing him? Did hallucinogenic drugs help?

I LIKE WILLY IN MY BUM
:333

/britfeel/ is so fucking gay

I refuse to believe there are really so many homosexuals here

am I gay if I'm not attracted to men but I'd be willing to have sex with them?

>>39655323
Yet none of them will be my BF, ree

So much for it being "easier"

>>39655291
Same lad, feels pretty good

>>39655339
I'm too emotionally damaged to be anyone's bf

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I too am looking for a qt britfeel boyfriend

>>39655335
What a dumb question. Of course that's not fucking gay!

>>39655335
no, that's just sodomy

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>>39655288
See him in my dreams, wake up and he isn't there. My brain doesn't catch up and I'm still convinced I have a boyfriend later in the week.
It's really fucking depressing when you realise you're still alone, I know a lot of straight people have the same experience except with girls.

>tfw no perfect dream bf/gf

>>39655323
Vocal minority lad. I think we have a disproportionate amount of homos here but straight people are still the majority

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I've drank every nioght this week and tonight is no exception. I do hope this isn't becoming a problem.

Also if you dress up as a girl I'll take a cute boy bf

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>>39655323

There is always a base level of gayness in here t b h

But about an hour ago it went into overdrive

I wonder which tripnonce is responsible

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>>39655364
pm me lad, I'm looking for a qt bf to cuddle as well!

>>39655429
Sakulard probably

>>39655360
You a mentally ill druggie?

>>39655420
THAT'S THE ALCOHOL TALKING LAD GET OFF THE INTERNET

>>39655415
Oh so you haven't managed to make him real yet. The dream stuff really does suck though.

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Bomb Scarborough

Any of you cute lads in Warwickshire?

I love boobs!

>>39655420
What's your tolerance level?

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>>39655487
Remember scarborough lads

>>39655487
based kaisar trying to remove ebin from history

>>39655459
haha i'm not really gay it was just my imagination when there was a group of 20 lads at my bedroom window chanting "you can't spell anon without gay" last year
it's more desperation and loneliness than the alcohol
>>39655513
me too let's hook up
>>39655517
five out of 49

>>39655415
I'd be your bf but I can't match up to your dream bf

tfw

Tilde it turns out we live in the same town, me and the lads might come and visit you in greggs Shrewsbury.

Did you ever work in Montgomerys Tower bar/ weatherspoons?

>>39655513
It tells a tale that this didn't give me an unoriginal fine.

>>39655453
Only if anti-depressants count

>>39655525
If you won't give me a proper answer I'm not going to help you avoid the inevitable alcoholic misery you're heading towards.

>>39655493
I go to uni there, so I'll be back in 2 weeks

Any of you cute lads in Rugby? Cause there's a big boy here who needs tackling ;)

>>39655527
What do you look like lad?

>>39655420
High functioning alcoholic. AMA.

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Are waifus dead now?

>>39655513
Absolutely disgraceful, dear lad.

do the tabloids even know what a troll is?
it seems to be anybody with a dissenting opinion

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>>39655617
They all got chopped up and fed to Tynwald Baz

>>39655594
what is your daily intake - in drinks rather than units because I have no idea? also, did it start for any reason in particular lad?
>>39655617
no mine is lif
>>39655546
please I have a wife and childeren

I feel so terrible lads, all I ever wanted was an easy going life

>>39655645
>do the tabloids even know
Of course not mate

>>39655665
what's up lad? screen hugged 4 u

TILDEANON READ
>>39655533
Imagine if we actually knew each other from school or something, did you go to school in Shrewsbury too?

>>39655588
An ugly pale manlet. What about you?

>>39655683
Pale, skinny and lanky. I think short guys are cute though!

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>>39655617
I'm still here. I don't have anything to post, though.

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>>39655617
no, aoba best girl

>>39655681
I'm not good at life because I have autism and everyone else is better than me.

>>39655744
did you blur er face because you're afraid of her getting doxxed too?

>>39655732
Where you located qt?

>>39655665
>life
>easy
Doesn't sound like you're cut out for it lad. Life is misery with a few moments of happiness sprinkled here and there. Accept it

>>39655777
everyone is better that me at everything too, I'm not even better than the average person at most things

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>>39655682
Anyone seen TILDEANON? I've been trying to reach him for a while now.

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>>39655617
waifus are cold.
Nothing beats the comfort of warm contact
tfw no soft gf back and bum to fall asleep against, no smooth stomach and boob for your hand
no soothe
i

m
i
s
s

u

>>39655817
his psn and steam are tilde_desu lad

>>39655779
No u

originalad

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Sabotage the Navy

>>39655843
hmm thanks but I don't have any of those, its just quite weird knowing that an infamous tripfag lives in the same market town as me.

Didn't he have a blog too?

gonna load up the sims, make myself a millionaire and give myself a qt bf

>>39655817
Still laughing at Pride Hill lads

Tilde works early in the mornings, you Shrewsbury lads need to go in for an early sausage roll to find Tilde

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>>39655891
tildedesu.wordpress
are you 20 years old too? please don't scare this shit out of her by going in with a load of lads, do it one on one if you must

>>39655797
I don't really enjoy it, I'm constantly let down, others no point in existing just to get fucked in the ass. I'm too sensitive for this earth.

>>39655873
Fine, fine, I'll go first

Cheshire

T U N B R I D G E W E L L S

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>>39655908
It was me who found the right greggs, good times.

I hope he gets bum raped by a anon.

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>>39655934
>implying Tilde wouldn't be aroused at the prospect of a big group of britfeel lads gangraping her in the Greggs storage room

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Alright lads. Reminder to not be racist and keep those vibrations high

>>39655908
What does he look like? Does he wear drag to work? I'm considering going in there wearing a horse mask and when I go to pay I'll say "thanks tilde" then naaaay away prancing like a horse.

>>39655934
I'm 24 but I have a feeling that we've met before IRL, did he ever work at a bar?

>>39655958
You sure its the pride hill one? There have been a few new stores opening up recently in Shrewsbury.

>>39655971
>her
Don't be retarded