>I just paid $50 to have sex with a 8/10 babe for 30 minutes

>$50 for 30mins
What the fuck? Where are you? I live in Aus and that's unthinkable, even for 40 year old immigrant hookers.

>>39650482

Ausfag confirms he doesn't understand how exchange rates work.

>>39650462
I'm busy not getting aids, or any of the others 60 std

>>39650515

It's called a condom you uneducated nigger.

>>39650503
Get rooted. The AU$ is pisspoor right now.

>>39650462
>>I just paid $50 to have sex with a 8/10 babe for 30 minutes
What kind of nails did she have?

I'm black. Escorts avoid us at all costs, even the passive, non-nigger ones.

>>39619999
checkk

>>39650462
>$50
>for 30 minutes
>with a 8/10 babe
You'll want to get checked, OP.

>>39650525
Ever heard of herpes?
Or being a civilised person by not fucking prostitutes and controlling your desires?

>>39650532

I'll be getting a root tonight. Can you say the same bogan trash?

>>39650576
i already have herpes (cold sores)

>>39650576
>implying that giving value tokens to a woman in return for access to her orifices isn't the epitome of civilisation

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>>39650549
>I'm black. Escorts avoid us at all costs, even the passive, non-nigger ones.

could you say you are Indian

>>39650590
My question isn't even answered:
Where in the fucking world do women give it up for $50?

>>39650549
This is an unwritten rule if you're not white or fair skinned asian. At least prosties write NO BLACKS so you know in advance

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>>39650576

You know some odd 95% of the entire population of Earth has some form of the herpes virus right? You also know that you can only transmit herpes if you are having an outbreak and the sores are open and exposed, right? You know that it can't get through a rubber, right?

Get fucked cunt

>prostitution
its just paid masturbation, youre fooling yourself into thinking it counts

>>39650604
You have values because you care for yourself. Caring for women is useless

>>39650650
Not OP but curious:
Does it make you more confident at least?

>>39650710
it makes you look down on women and naturally boost confidence. You start to think all women are beneath you and no woman is out of your league. Realizing that even the hottest women have a price. I make $200/day and it costs $100 at most for a hour of sex with even a model-tier chick. Knowing that, it feels like you can get any woman on the planet.

What can you do with prostitutes? Can you suck on their feet and kiss their vaginas?

i dont think havign sex with a whore will magically grant me social skills

>>39650626

You're kidding right? I could drive down to Mexico and get my dick wet in some of the hottest the country has to offer for about $50 USD. My point about you not understanding how exchange rates work is that the only frame of reference you have is that $50. You don't know which denomination that figure belongs to, and thus you don't understand the actual value of the figure. OP never specified if his prostitute was local or if he traveled, for instance.

>>39650737
My god, post your country! Where on earth are these prices coming from?

>>39650737
>I make $200/day and it costs $100 at most for a hour of sex with even a model-tier chick.
Where is this?

>it feels like you can get any woman on the planet
For me I just want the experience so I'm not clueless on what to do if I ever get intimate with anyone

I know its really pathetic but I'd pay hella cash for training on social interaction, how to fuck, etc etc. Like a fitness trainer but instead they teach you how to not be a fuckin loser piece of shit

How much would it cost to bareback and creampie a std free hooker?

>>39650462

UNCOMFORTABLE TRUTH :

even the fattest, grossest worn out road whores get more than $50 for a ten minute blowjob, meaning either you're so broke that you have to settle for a streetwalking crack addict (8/10 my ass) or you're lying

Gee.... I 'wonder' if it's the latter

Either way, the fact that you even mentioned this subject is proof positive that you are a sexually stunted little man, with no real world experience under your belt, and very little Prospect of ever achieving any form of sexual normalcy or reciprocal satisfaction...

TRANSLATION : congratulations... You have now attained the unbathed, body mite riddled truck driver level

Keep up the good work, Sallyboy

>>39650765
You sound like an insufferable faggot needlessly trying to deflect my enquiries. Go sit on a cactus, you little cunt.

>>39650782
>>39650781

I live in America.

Maybe I just got lucky. My friend is an instagram model (Male)
He gave me a bunch of numbers of all the prostitutes he knows. (Some are instagram models.)

Maybe the price is low because I know him? But it is kinda depressing to realize that possibly every attractive chick you see, has fucked someone for money before

>>39650888

I sound like an insufferable faggot to you because I'm pointing out why you are mentally deficient and offering advice on how you can fill these deficiencies and not sound like an absolute fucking moron. Then again, I dated an Aussie for years and I know that you didn't really stand a chance since your education system is absolute shit.

Good luck bogan.

IRONIC :

today I spent $0 on watching TV while my wife deepthroated every drop of cocksnot out of my testicles

Then she made coffee for me and took off to go to work

And she'll be buying me whatever I ask for with that money...

So... Again : prostitutes validate your stunted sexuality and that's something to be proud of because WHAT?.....

>>39650902
LOL @AN INSTAGRAM 'MODEL'

HAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU FUCKING IDIOTS WILL SWALLOW ANY BULLSHIT THAT GETS TOSSED DOWN YOUR THROATS

>>39650955
Kinda sounds like you're the one trying to validate yourself here...?

>>39650987
Dude, he has a lot of followers, is jacked, etc. It's thanks to his family who already had a lot of followers and constantly tweeting their brother that he got known.

You guys are pretty sad, I'm gonna go back to life while you stay here feeling smug that you're a fat shit who never goes outside

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Pictured: what it's like NOT to rely on inserting your penis into a public urinal (prostitute)

It's called A RELATIONSHIP

oh... And anyone that thinks escorts (public urinals) avoid fucking niggers is a fucking IDIOT

fact: that's primarily all they fuck

Congratulations !! you wiped your penis all along the inside of a public urinal that's frequented by every stupid uneducated nigger in your city

INSTAGRAM MODELS !!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

idiots

>>39650644
>being so mad just because someone talked about herpes

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>>39650997
Q: why would I have to 'try to validate' something that my wife's throat validates for me anytime I want?

Do you ever actually think before you start typing?...

...please post either a pic of you and your wife or girlfriend together, or a photograph of you and your favorite prostitute together....

HURRY UP, SASSYPANTS

>>39651079
>>39650987
>>39650955
>>39650854
Why does every now and then a stimulant-addled, middled-aged man, proclaiming himself as "Johnny Neptune" drop into /r9k/ and start shitting up the place with a bunch of personal anecdotes and manic textwalls?

>>39651084

I have disdain for plebs.

>>39651246
>reddit spacing
lol

>>39650650
Found the incel

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>>39651028

I used to be the art director for the band ZZ Top at Warner Brothers records....

My job description included doing artwork for album covers and logo design and tourbooks and posters and all of the marketing...

... It also included being sent to Ford and Elite modeling agencies and being flown around the country to go to strip clubs to try to find girls to be the ZZ Top chicks in videos and photoshoots...

... I'm extremely familiar with the modeling industry, from runway models to photoshoot models to picking out live models to appear during press conferences... I even had to find a very specific model somewhere in America, 6 feet tall, long blonde hair with b cups and had to be able to read sheet music fluently and play virtuoso piano for a specific press conference event...

Both Elite and Ford modeling agencies set up my own office suite in their Corporate Offices whenever I would be flown in to New York, and they made a special office for me at Warner Brothers recording division in Hollywood whenever I would be selecting models on the West Coast....

I'm extremely familiar with the pay scale for models...

... However, I've never seen any mention whatsoever about your alleged Instagram models, or any other models that might work for some small-time horoscope app, or maybe models that work for an app to tell you how to clip your toenails properly....

... Tell me please.... What is the pay scale for an Instagram model?... Let me guess... $20 worth of GROUPON credits?

.... You're a joke...

...a clown...

Pic: not only did I conceive the original layout of this photo shoot with a ballpoint pen and typing paper, but I also airbrushed the gold reflective ZZ Top logo, and picked out the female models...

AGAIN : Instagram models?

Hahahahahahahaha

>>39650854
Try harder troll

>>39651176
A: probably because he wants to...

.... But I really wouldn't know, because your description included with the term 'meth addled', which proves you're not talking about me...

(Or perhaps it proves that you're so stupid you actually fell for my famous antics of creating an online character who does methamphetamine, which was specifically designed to get under the skin of small-minded little low self-esteem cowards like yourself)

But if you're talking about somebody who actually does methamphetamine, and they use my name to post in here, they probably do it because they feel like doing it.....

Any other questions?

>>39650482
>
That's like the price here in the UK. The highest I've seen it go to was about 60-70 for 30 minutes. Also, for some reason, asians think their pussy is made out of gold or something. Always charging prices well over the average for the same amount of time.

>>39651411
Asians have sideways pussies

>>39651433
Heard they're blurry too.

>>39650462
there are none around by me.

if there was I would totally ask my mom for $50 so I could get laid.

>>39651331

Try ?...

There, there little boy

Obviously you can't tell the difference between trying and succeeding

>>39650462
I'm not trying to get sick from a woman who has more stds than all the Pokemon created.

>>39650564
Fucked absolutely fucked!

>>39651460

Here's a novel idea....

Instead of continuing to pressure a female into something she doesn't want to do (your poor mom) why don't you act like a man for the first time in your life, and use that same energy to convince another female into something she may not have wanted to do in the first place, but has now decided that she does indeed want to do it (have a relationship with you)

It's called 'growing up'...

Speaking of which... That computer of yours is already Totally obsolete, and you keep promising your mother that you're going to pay her back.... I know you have been thinking about pressuring her into buying you a new computer and, but why don't you get off your ass and get a job and actually buy one for yourself this time?....

.... And to think that you actually pretend that you are unaware of the reasons why no female wants to invest their life into yours....

... Something tells me if I unzipped my pants you would drop to your knees like a little bitch

>>39651545
dude are you really johnny neptune

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>>39650462
I did it but fucking hell never again. I paid $17 for 6/10?. It was 9/10 if you into THICCC but its not my type. But the most important part, she was a girl. That day I had 4 other friends from military with me and all of them end up with trans only to realize after its too late.

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>>39651609
Dude YES i am

>>39651660
ah man thats fucking cash

WHY PROSTITUTES ARE UNACCEPTABLE:

Because for the rest of your life you're going to have to look into the mirror and see a reflection of yourself.....

Any questions?

>>39651285
im not incel, i consider myself vocel

if i cared about sex or having a gf though i would never cheat by buying sex, its practically the same as paying to masturbate. theres no better sexual release than doing it with someone you trust and love, and that doesnt even cost money anyways

>>39651545
No my computer is fine I have a I7 6700k , 32GB DDR4 Ram , and a GTX 1080 TI.

Growing up is to scary so I will pass on that. NEET life is the best life.

ATTENTION :

You are good men

You came from good families

As much as you try to deny it, you all respect yourselves to some degree

Behaving in this low level, gutter trash fashion is beneath you

If you're going to do something, do it all the way and to do it first class

The only time I ever frequented a prostitute in my entire life was when I was living in Caesars Palace for 3 months in Las Vegas, doing production design for a ZZ Top video (Viva Las Vegas) I finally decided when in Rome do as the Romans do, so I took a limousine out to Pahrump Nevada, where I ended up in one of the famous brothels, and paid $3,600 to experience an event that occurred between myself and one of the most absolutely beautiful, absolutely unbelievably Exquisite young women I've ever seen in my life...

This event left me completely empty and void of any reward or satisfaction, and I didn't even have intercourse with her... I could have easily fucked her of course, but that was not my desire...

When I got back to Caesars Palace, I looked into the bathroom mirror and I saw the reflection of a man I respected a lot less then the reflection of the man who got into the limousine two hours before

Trust me...

If you're going to exert any energy at all, you may as well respect yourself afterwards...

I believe that our actions and our experiences collect in The Ether, and the universe recognizes us for what we are, and no matter how much you try to hide it or deny it, dis Collective energy follows you wherever you go and it can be detected subconsciously by others...

What I'm trying to say is: you don't want an aura surrounding you that contains the collective energy of prostitution and Desperation...

Even if they can't consciously detect it, the girl of your dreams will subconsciously feel this energy when you finally meet her...

..Failure is excellent...

It teaches us what not to do the next time. It's a minor setback in the small picture, but a huge step ladder in the big picture

>>39651890

I'm not being facetious when I ask you this question :

Q: how would you know what's the best life when you haven't even begun living your life yet?...

I was always too lazy to get one. I have a gf now who has her own apartment and it's the only reason I'm not a virgin.

When I got out of prison in 2011 after being convicted on an aggravated assault charge (I saw a man half my age and twice my size punching my ex wife in the face relentlessly, so I opened the top of his head with a metal pipe and he stopped punching her) I was lost and confused and In A Daze

I knew that I wanted something, but more importantly I knew what I didn't want...

... So I began hiring Backpage escorts to come to my hotel room, and I paid them each $300 to sit there topless and listen to me as I told them the entire life story of Elvis Presley, from his birth to his death... Afterwards, I gave them their money and I even gave them a tip and sent them on their way, without ever touching them one time

Somehow I was getting what I needed, without lowering my standards and without changing the Integrity of the reflection of the man who looked back at me in the mirror
________________________________

Speaking of which... I realize that you are all too young to understand the Elvis Presley phenomenon

I'm sure that whenever you hear his name, you imagine some big fat swollen guy in a white jumpsuit

That's really too bad... Elvis Presley would serve as an amazing lesson for all of you, because if you research his life and studying the early days of Elvis's Fame, you would be surprised to find out that he was the original UNWANTED, UNDESIRABLE BETA.. in fact, you can take all of the self-loathing in this website and put it together and it wouldn't equal his youth...

Then he reinvented himself and became the most famous human being in the history of planet Earth still to this day, and he actually physically changed from an acne faced insecure introverted ugly kid into perhaps the most handsome man to ever grace this planet.

He actually physically changed because he manifested a new personality... You could learn a lot by researching his life

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Introverted Elvis, that all of the girls in high school would laugh at behind his back

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Transformed Elvis, after he stopped being concerned with what other people thought about him....

.... Still to this Perry dang, the most famous human being in the history of our planet... He wasn't just handsome, he was actually pretty... The most desirable man on Earth, according to women from every corner of the planet...

The difference between the first picture and this picture is really simple: self confidence

>>39652259

>really simple: wealth and fame

PERRY DANG ?!!!!

WTF ?!!!

still to this VERY DAY* the most famous well-known instantly recognizable human being in the history of our planet

To hell with speech to text

>>39652318

That sounds like the answer... But it's actually incorrect...

.... He transformed before the wealth and fame

His amazing self confidence and individuality and unique ability to be himself and stop fitting into societies rules are what made him famous and Rich

He was impossible to ignore

And he captured the hearts and Imagination of the entire world, having somehow possessed the qualities that everybody else wished they had, but were too concerned with standing out of the crowd to try to capture them themselves....

However, the day after he hit the big time, the entire world began trying to capture their own individuality and certain dangerous self confidence

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There's something decidedly dangerous and unsettling about somebody who no longer gives a shit

>>39652259
Wait, was Perry his real name?

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.... And now, almost overnight, the awkward young introverted weirdo geek was no longer being laughed at....

... Elvis is actually listed as having more sex than any other human being, based upon the simple math:

He got into a pattern of having sex with 35 women at a time, over and over and over all day long, every single day.....

Not bad for somebody who had already accepted the fact that he was never going to amount to anything

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>>39651176
Fuck you man Johnny Neptune is one of the best parts of this board.

>>39652478
Lol @ Perry

I'm an old school computer guy, who taught myself how to do 3D animation on an old Commodore Amiga way before Microsoft or anything like that...

Although when smartphones first came out, I promised myself I would never become one of those snooty hooty assholes walking around tapping on their smartphone, one day somebody gave me a smartphone, and I decided to do an ongoing experiment, gauging the mobile capabilities of doing digital graphics and sequencing my own music the way that I always did on a computer.

I can't believe I'm admitting this, but several years later here I am using speech to text on an Android device

PERRY DANG would be a cool name for a band... Speech-to-text leaves something to be desired because I actually speak quite clearly

>>39650650
>muh sex is special, if done without love is just masturbation
Get a load of this low test faggot

>>39652563
LOL !!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Thank you sir

I forgot all about that thread

I'm going to download that for later use

And thank you for your vote of confidence !!!

>>39652610
HAHAHAHAHA !!!

Because men are such Primal disgusting animals when it comes to sex, I'm always flabbergasted when I see a man testify that sex without love is bad

Hahahaha !!

Omg I literally just laughed Pepsi out of my nose

>>39652582
I'm gonna write the name Perry Dang down on this windows post-it note app. I always liked a Perry.

Speaking of wasting precious life moments figuring out how to have sex with prostitutes:

I'm totally amped about all the Hurricanes, and all of the assholes out there who have it coming to them.....

However, every time I see a natural disaster, I always worry about the innocent animals who are going to suffer or be injured or die

I've never had an animal screw me over in my life... I have never been betrayed by an animal... I've never had an animal try to fuck my wife behind my back, or give me shitty advice, or call the cops on me, or pretend to be my friend...

Fuck humans....

I think more hurricanes are in order

>>39652610
whats the difference? they both serve the same purpose - mindless, easy, achievable sexual release. prostitution is about as low test as it comes now that i think about it, you trick yourself into thinking its close enough to the real thing because low test men can never bring themselves to earn the real thing

PORN STARS :

There's no such thing

There's only prostitutes who allow video cameras in the room

Nauseating

>>39652777
I had an animal wake me up in the middle of the night. Damn rat was going through my trash for nachos. I have caught about 10 rats in traps since then.

It's funny how you never hear the term 'prostitution star'

>>39652842

Dinner in Cambodia

.... Speaking of which, Christmas is not that far off, which reminds me I need to begin collecting house flies, so I can ship them to Africa for underprivileged children to use as LIP DECORATIONS

>>39652887
You're losing me Johnny. You are going down a path I can't follow.

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Well, gang....

It's time for me to go find another thread to ruin by improving it

>>39652925
Sorry, I may have become a bit obscure and abstract.....

My bad....

I'm known to do that occasionally

>>39652623
Np man. The effeminate fruit fly post was also good I'll try to see if I can find that.

>not buying a onahole and some lube
>not eating a big meal until you are nice and full, go home and bring up your favorite doujin and letting off 3 or 5 nuts
>not saving your money
>paying to cum ONCE
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>39650462
I finally gave in a few weeks ago and hired a very attractive escort to lose my virginity to. It was fun, but between her and the hotel room bill I was set back hundreds of dollars.

The main problem with it beside the cost is that once you've done it, simply watching porn and jerking off is NOWHERE near as effective anymore. You'll probably want to do it again and get addicted like you're a drug addict, and to hell with just about everything else. I was that desperate that I spent all the money I was going to put towards a PS4 Pro and then some.

>>39650462
>30 min
lul

>>39654043
>he only got one nut
>not investing in a onahole and learning that virginity is a meme designed for women
>hundreds of hard earned dollars
i cannot laugh any harder at you

>>39651411

What site do you find hookers on in the UK?

>>39650462
i dont want sex i want true love

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>paying to fuck
>paying to fuck for the first time
I may be a loser, but I'll never be as big a loser as you