How do you cope when oneitis messages you?

>come over and I'll help you go through the docs
Or whatever the fuck it is you're doing.
Then make a move if she's enjoying herself.

Maybe organize your files so you look smart

>>39649649
The other group members suck but it's four other girls so

>>39649595
This could work.

If 7 get OP has to send peenis pics

Context? Wtf is happening here

>>39649726
Do it and report back asap, get on that normie train brah

Or maybe don't be a fucking sperg, don't drop your spaghetti and answer her question. If she was into you, you'd know and she would be messaging to you about more than just school projects. Which reminds me
>oneitis
>project
Are you in fucking high school? Get off this site, 18+ only.

No but did you check in with Jamal?

>>39649782
They do this stuff in college all the time

>>39649761
oneitis.. two and half years in the making. She's messaging me because she needs "help" with our >>group work<<

>>39649782
I am 25 bro. Some people occasionally do big group projects in college. Have you ever been to college?

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Originally shitting brix here

>>39650038
Just wait for a response faggot

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>>39650095
She types like a bat out of hell

>>39650154
have her meet you at the library to work on it, while you are "working", flirt with her

>>39650154
just say that minus the beautiful bitch. you've gotten this far, i think you've got a decent handle and believe you can clinch this bitch

>>39650154
>buy trojan xl condoms
>pretend they drop from your wallet when buying something at the library cafe with her
>when you pick them up say theyre for your "Magnum Dong"

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>>39650154
Do you have a story with this girl or do you never really talk to her?

It sound to me like she is just worried about her school work. Sure, you could use that to get to know her, but it doesn't seem like she is flirting or interested in you.

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>>39650328
I am trying to get to know her and have been for two years while slowly breaking down her fortitude.
>>39650261
I like this. Mantis style
>>39650210
This has already been done. She flirted back, laughed at some jokes. Maybe? I am autistic how should I be able to read mirco social cues?


>>39650229
Thanks bud

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Well.. it's been real bros
See you on the other side

>>39650890
>how much we more we need to add
You nervous, anon?

>>39650890
retard, why did you say "idk how much more we need to add"
that makes it sound like you don't want to hang out with her, use your fucking head moron

>>39649526
>implying oneitis ever messages me at all

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>>39650943
Yes. It is nearly impossible to get a read on this girl. If she 100% wanted to work on the project she wouldn't go out of her way to pick the shittiest partner

>>39650956
Kill me please. Spaghetti is coming

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Like Icarus he flew too close to the sun.. and also got his ass burnt

>>39651063
She's not interested at all anon. Play it cool and just say no worries, don't come off as desperate

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>>39651063
It's over my dude.

>>39651143
The context of this convo tells you she isn't interested at all? Really?

>>39651247
Yep
originari

>>39651247
Don't make a fool of yourself. Leave it be and remember that you'll never get the chance to unknot her roast beef.

>>39651310
Well all hope isn't lost, if op plays his cards right and slowly tries to win her over there is a chance

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>>39651063
just send her this by accident

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She's not messaging me.

>>39651389
I played the slow game and it worked once. I need to believe it's possible again
>>39651292
How so?
>>39651414
Not that great desu

>>39649968
>Have you ever been to college?
Yeah but there are no girls mech e

I was talking about the fact thay you still find your oneitis in class. This is not common in college as most people have active social lives, meet partners outside of classes and don't get oneitis to begin with.

>"ok, what do I say arcanine?"

Kill yourself, please.

>>39649968
Lol 25 and in community college. You're becoming a man now.

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>>39651466
>Mech E
lul

>i can't today
>you should just do my work for me BY YOURSELF

if you actually do it, you're a fucking doormat. it's never going to happen, you can be friends with her if you like, but I wouldn't expect the situation to get any better for having done her homework

>>39650154
This guy is samefagging kek

>>39651063
Anon, 25 cis female here. I know you claim to be 'autistic' but it seems like you should be able to get a better read on her feelings towards you (platonic vs something more?) in person.
When's the next time you hang out with her in person? You should just try to start small talk THERE and see where it goes. As in, IN PERSON, if it looks like she's enjoying your company, casually invite her to go somewhere with you or whatever.

Anon where are you from? Uni just started for me, so how do you already have an unorganized google and deliverable and tests?

>>39651063
>Do it for me
>Also I'm really busy
Lmao @ your absolute state my dude

>>39651452
Feel free to fix it if you want
>I know your going to do it anyway, just fix it already
I can't because homework and classes
>That's not an excuse if she genuinely liked you she would of offered a study session instead of doing it alone right after you just asked to meet

>>39651466
>This is not common in college
source
>most people have active social lives
that's why you are here, right?
>meet partners outside of classes
we already do that
>and don't get oneitis to begin with
okay. I'll shut off my feelings next time.

>>39651484
community college? this is my last semester though. please stop lying on the internet.
>>39651512
it's all of our homework as it is a semester long intensive group project that requires meeting with community partners more than my own professors. if I don't do this work it will probably not get done. and she has already done <my> work for me? your logic is in fact dogshit

>>39651642
ok dude sorry that i don't have extensive knowledge of your life and college course

i'll tell you what, i've had girls interested in me before and when they actually wanted me, or to hang out or whatever they didn't make shitty excuses

spend more time chasing a girl that has no interest in you

>>39651586
>>39651549
See >>39651642

>>39651541
Material from last group last semester that worked with the same community partner. We will be supplementing their own work and analyzing some data etc.

>>39651538
Thanks for the honest response. I like to think I wouldn't look like this much of a sperg if I didn't legitimately have some connection with this girl.
We talk about personal stuff in between school stuff when it comes organically. We just live kind of far away and don't see each other except school

>>39651695
Is school really a shitty excuse though? Maybe she has actual shit to do bro

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>>39651748
This is most likely what's happening, I know it hurts anon but face reality
>>39651512
>>39651549
>>39651586

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>>39651063
Move on anon.
Even me as a dateless khhv, i can tell she is not interested.

>>39651868
Honestly I think you guys are reading to far into the HE part. This is a project I have only 4 other girl's as partners with that is not including the community partner. If we don't do well enough and pass this project we literally do not pass college.

That text was her telling me she had made revisions (on revisions) and the format it a little off with the color so I can fix it. Damn

>>39651975
Well I am none of those things you listed and I actually talk to the girls I like as opposed to 95% of the shutins here...

Seriously how do you guys think you get girl's interested in you if you don't..talk to them..show interest etc. Oh wait you all think that the trick is to act cool enough until some slut just throws herself at you? You guys have no idea how far out of the game you are. You are not even tailgating in the parking lot

>>39652005
Ok, whatever helps you sleep easy

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>OP right now

Just move on.

>>39652042
Ok
>>39652069
Why should I take advice from you guys? Shouldn't I look to people who have more experience than me not far far less?

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>>39652121
>Why should I take advice from you guys?
>How do you cope when oneitis messages you?

Then why did you create this thread in the first place?

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>>39652121
>come into thread asking for advice
>why should I take advice from you guys?

Really reinforces the walnuts

>>39652192
>>39652193
As I just said.. This thread was intended for advice coming from those with more exp..in that case you 2 shoo shoo

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>>39649526
>having your oneitis message you and ask you for things

MY ONEITIS MOVED TO ENGLAND SHES PROBABLY FUCKING PAJEETS AS WE SPEAK SHE NEVER CONSIDERED ME HUMAN

My oneitis doesnt even have social media

I don't have any picture of her but...the class photo!

>>39651538
>Anon, 25 cis female here.
Drink bleach rostie.

Should I ask my oneitis for her phone number?

>>39652037
Holy, that's some next level projecting.
I talk to girls but none of them seems interested by me.

>>39652265
Poast it negro original

>>39651538
Hello fembot be my gf plese?

>>39652480
I mean it wouldn't hurt, would it?
>>39652265
Sorry anon. I harbor disdain for britbongs as well
>>39652506
Okay well this one is interested in me as I have seen for some time now, years in fact.

I realize she forgot to profess her secret love for me when we exchanged a handful of texts about our project

>>39652526
>Poast it
Honestly I don't mind doing that because she is a literal ghost on the internet
But too lazy to look it up on the school website, I dont even know if they upload them

>>39652561
>I mean it wouldn't hurt, would it?
I think I should know her better, don't even know her favorite color

>>39652619
I don't think that is all that important to be honest. I don't know my oneitis favorite color but I know we have the same number of siblings who are the same age and I know where she lives and I know where she works etc.. because she has freely offered this information up to me for reason or reasons unknown

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If you're so pathetic that you get nervous when a girl messages you, she'll never fall for you.

stupid fucking betas need to learn

>>39653114
Who said I was nervous? Even doctors seek second opinions and consultations

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>>39653132
>Who said I was nervous?

>>39653132
You don't read Chateau Heartiste? Supposedly, with girls, you're motive should be to try and have sex with them as opposed to "wanting her to be your girlfriend", which is a turn off apparently.Like they can smell it on you. I guess no-fap will help with this.

>>39653219
Yeah ok but was back then.
I'm not nervous anymore

>>39653297
I guess I've heard that logic before but I don't know the person you mentioned. That's not how I got my penis in somebody the first time though

>>39653345
How did you get it in the first time?

>>39653518
I got a gf and pretended to be a romantic and then forgot how to stop pretending

Kevin?
Origianlly

OP spergs and bails his own thread
Bravo!

>>39654628
[Spoiler]assuming[/spoiler] I am kevin. Who would that make you?

>>39655119
Hey Kevin! I'm from your class. I thought I recognized it was you!

>>39655523
Err.. Which class? Current? We're all anon here ;__;

>>39655523
Shiiii tt?, Charly?

>>39655576
You're not anon, you're Kevin. Honestly, I knew I recognized you from the way you act in class. You are very spergy and act kinda creepy when girls walk by you.

>>39649526
>and act kinda creepy when girls walk by you
Like say "excuse me" or "s-sorry" when I'm in somebody's way? Honestly I never like to talk very much in class unless offering up some info and I hardly talk to people so much outside or class either but whatever