http://www.sapplycompass.com/
>>39649414
Translation: You want to sell crack to prostitute children so you can buy recreational nukes.
Congrats anon.
Someone tell me if I did good
fuck. what is this bullshit I get the same thing every time
>>39649612
It means you are a centrist of superior intellect.
You are also more progressive than conservative, which means you are not a ideological autist.
It's good.
Seems like im a three dimensional centrist
First time not getting libertarian capitalist, I'm kinda surprised
>inb4 dumb phoneposter
>>39649729
it has a slight left bias I'd say
smfh.. all these fucking degenerates
>tfw inbetween progressive and conservative
>tfw libertarian
Who here /ubermensch/?
robot wont let me make text-less posts
Yeah, that's about what I usually get.
>>39649808
>>39649822
fucking idiot retards
*emoticon wink*
>>39649414
Your X-score is: 1.3
Your Y-score is: 4.3
Your Progressive score is: -4.9
>>39649477
Translate me, senpai.
Im a nazi to bd honest
That's weird, using another site I got the green quadrant.
>>39649983
>nazi
>red quadrant
lmao nice meme poser :^)
>>39649414
when there's roads
baka
>Your X-score is: 8.5
>Your Y-score is: 7.3
>Your Progressive score is: 9.9
On every other site with this square i am firmly on the left.
???
>>39649414
This place is full of faggots.
>>39650348
I've heard this test is more accurate than the one that's most popular.
"progressives" please kys, you are the reason why thw world is going to shit
I am amazed that I am the most right winged person on this thread.
>>39650011
Perhaps that is because to implement socialist values you require a large state to do so.
>>39649414
Rate me out of a 10 niggers.
>>39650900
2/10
Your an antifa faggot.
>>39649414
>Strength is necessary for any government to succeed.
I feel like this question is worded poorly. I don't think "strength" in terms of authoritarian legislation and political structures is necessary, but an uncompromising mindset that views achieving its goals as a battle to be won rather than a "we gotta listen to everyone's views and come up with a compromise we can all agree on" approach *is* necessary.
There are the results I got
I don't think I'm that far right, this makes me look like an ancap.
Long live lefty fascism!
I disagree with the idea of this three dimensional survey rather than the popular two dimensional one
I don't feel like the additional dimension adds a lot of value honestly
>>39651003
Strength, as in might, as in being controlling, as in authoritarian.
a weaker country would step down from its over bearing might and listen to the people or not intervene with people's lives at all.
Hong Kong is an example of a prosperous weak country. And China is an example of a "prosperous" strong country.
>>39651055
Your probably a right-winged populist. To be an ancap you would have to be on at the absolute edge of right hand side of the grid and close to the bottom of the graph.
I am an Ancap, and this is what I got.
>>39650884
I'm usually in the green quadrant.
>>39650918
I don't advocate for any political violence in any way but I guess I'm from antifa guys.
>Your X-score is: 2.3
>Your Y-score is: -7.3
>Your Progressive score is: -8
Elliot did nothing wrong
>>39649414
Better than the other test desu, wish it was longer though
>>39651060
nice
>>39649477
iced tea
mfw my name in captcha
No wonder /r9k/ is sad place, most of you are worthless.
can any of you little babies even match my level of centrism right now?
>>39651416
Didn't realize Darrell Castle posted on /r9k/.
>>39651459
guess saving pic from site didnt work. here's real pic
>>39651481
yes I can captcha rue des croft
>>39649414
the regular political compass test is autistic. unless youre a complete retard you end up in the middle.
Feels pretty good
I thought I was more libertarian, but I don't corporations running without oversight is a better option than what we have now.
Also capital punishment should be expanded.
>>39651553
yet another dumb test to add to the canvas
>>39651595
>Also capital punishment should be expanded.
yea lets waste more money on scum /s. just let them rot in jail, its cheaper.
>>39649773
>>39650011
>>39650900
>>39651035
>>39651060
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>>39651270
>communism intensifies
>>39651951
>I put you in the bad sections of my meme map, get rekt nerd!
>>39652038
i didnt even make it. stop being an insecure commie. if youre gonna believe in something dumb at least commit to it.
I remember when arcanine was solidly in the green square. Those were the days...
>government GBP
>REEEEing at authoritarians
>jacking off to traps and embracing degeneracy
Also, why isn't the progressive bar blue or green so you can actually see it?
I expected to be more authoritarian. I guess this board has done numbers to me, haha.
>>39652074
>stop being insecure
Do you know where you are right now?
>>39652101
what the fuck is up with this image. fixed one in pic related
>>39652153
>blue
>anti-jew
What country are you from; because in the US, blue loves Jews and is the most pro-Israel quadrant.
>Your X-score is: -6.2
>Your Y-score is: -9
>Your Progressive score is: -1
More accurate than the real political compass.
Other tests place me slightly more to the left economically. I'm somewhere between capitalist fascism and NatSoc.
My political outcomes have been very consistent. Is this fucking comment orignal enough, motherfucker? I swear to fuck if I get muted one more mother fucking time *autistic screeching*
>>39649414
Who would I be?
>>39652649
juzt bee urself
Stalindidnothingwrong.jpg
>>39652994
Is there a reason you're not showing us the progressive/conservative scale?
>>39649414
reeeeee goverment don't step on snake!!!!1!
>>39652483
This test was surprisingly well made compared to every other test I have tried..
What the compass really measures
>>39653030
You can see the score he got under the quadrants.
"Your Progressive score is: 6.5"
>>39649414
where my reasonable bros at
>>39649414
I used to be involved in the Alt-Right but the more extreme wing of it, (TRS and DailyStormer), and most of the guys involved were Chads.
As time passed on they moved from shitposting online to doing real-life activism (Charlottesville being an example) so I quietly exited the movement. I still support them abstractly though because they are the only ones that recognize the threat of Jews.
Only tangentially related to this thread but its something I've wanted to get off my chest for a while
>>39654445
I am kind of with you on that. I am not fond of the Jews, but we really must remember that the majority of the bad Jews are either Zionists or puppets of the Rothschilds which makes up an overwhelming minority of the Jewish population.
Fascism intentsifies
I'm a monarchist, as well
>>39651834
>>39651951
name one (1) time a libertarian left society has turned into an authoritarian left one.
>>39649612
Don't listen to >>39649666
It's Satan trying to tell you that you're right for being a progressive faggot.
I've become more right-leaning with the past year apparently. I was always towards the center when I used to take these types of tests
Hello all, Siegepilled here
I just want a dystopian police state where everything's run and enforced by the government.
>>39653304
Anon, a numerical scale from autism to IQ doesn't really mean anything. Especially when it's not unusual for those with autism to have a higher IQ.
Are you sure you're not a bit dumb?
>>39649800
>>39650766
>>39651231
>>39651278
>>39651371
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>>39651595
>>39651834
>>39652539
>>39654795
>>39655182
>>39656218
>>39656341
the only decent people in this thread
This is such a lame result. I don't know how I feel about it.
The questions on this test seem dishonest to me, like
>Two consenting individuals should be able to do whatever they want with each other, even if it makes me uncomfortable.
>An individual body is their own property, and should be able to do anything they desire to it.
I agree with both statements, but this shouldn't be a political question. The problem with trans, homos and all those degenerates isn't their sexual preference but the fact that their sexual preferences are used as fuel for political propaganda. So the question should be made in a way that reinforces the point in the political spectrum instead of asking you what you personally think of gays, well, I don't give a fucking shit if a faggot wants to be fucked in the ass, I give a shit when globalists use his desire to be fucked in the ass as political warfare.
Wanting the state or big companies to have more power and authority is the biggest blue pill you can swallow.
>>39649414
What is it with these bullshit loaded questions?
>Wages are always fair, as big business knows best what a worker's labour is worth
Have you ever heard of a single person that holds this opinion? This isn't how economics works. Wages are negotiated between businesses and their employees. If businesses could get away with paying people nothing, they would. No one is arguing this.
Also, why is it "big business" instead of just "business"?
>The welfare system doesn't go far enough towards removing inequality.
The point of welfare isn't to remove inequality. Who holds these positions?
>>39649414
Some of the questions were iffy, but seems about right.
>>39656921
t. wageslave who doesn't realize that most business regulations only exist in order to fuck freelancers and small business owners up the ass
>>39656968
Yeah I feel like the questions in this questionnaire are a lot more vague and made up then the other ones.
>>39656028
Afghanistan (1978-1992)
Albania (1946-1992)
Angola (1975-1992)
Benin (1975-1990)
Bulgaria (1946-1990)
Cambodia (1975-1989)
Congo (1975-1992)
Czechoslovakia (1946-1990)
Ethiopia (1974-1991)
East Germany (1949-1990)
Hungary) (1949-1989)
North Korea 1948-1992 (in 1992, all references to Marxist-Leninism were scrubbed. Remains generic "socialist" state)
Mongolia (1924-1990)
Mozambique (1975-1990) (my mom who is Portuguese lived here during this time)
Poland (1945-1989)
Romania (1947-1989)
Somalia (1969-1991)
Soviet Union (1922-1991)
North Vietnam (1945-1975) (then they won the war)
South Yemen (1967-1990)
Ukraine (1919-1991)
Yugoslavia (1945-1992)
Non Marxist-Leninist Socialist Countries
Bangladesh (1971-)
Guinea-Bissau (1973-)
Guyana (1980-)
India (1976-)
North Korea (1992-)
Nepal (2015-)
Portugal (1976-)
Sao Tome (1975-)
Sri Lanka (1985-)
Tanzania (1964-)
Former Non Marxist-Leninist Socialist Countries
Algeria (1963-1989)
Burma (1962-1988)
Cape Verde (1975-1992)
Egypt (1958-2007)
Iraq (1968-2003)
Libya (1969-2011)
Madagascar (1975-1992)
Sudan (1973-1985)
Syria (1963-2012)
a "libertarian left' society for the purposes of this chart means libertarian socialist states. When socialist states fail they come to a fork in the road. They can go left (i.e. communism) or right (i.e. capitalism). since turning a socialist country into a capitalist one is hard (because you need $) they almost always go towards communism (authoritarian left)
>>39657110
It`s like you didn't even read what I said and just tried to reply with the first buzzwords and stereotypes that came into your mind. Man, parrots are tiresome.
hey y'all mind if i
>>39657170
No. The thing is, this is what all lefties do:
Talk about the evil big businesses and then enact laws that fuck the middle class
>>39649414
Finally, a test that doesn't have environmentalism skew results to the left.
>>39649800
>>39649983
Amen, Kameraden.
Completely expected this.
>>39657240
Read what I said nigger:
>the state or big companies to have more power and authority
I said that the centralization of power is bad in both cases. In the past it used to be worse when the government had the biggest share of power, but now that technology is so rapidly increasing the state can't compete or even follow the power of big companies like google anymore. The globalist plan coming from the biggest groups and banks in the world has exactly the intent of destroying cultures and stripping the power out of centralized states to create a society where progress, technology and convenience are the only ''principles'' left. In this case, the power coming from capitalism is much bigger than it ever was during communism, today's capitalism simply engulfed communism and used It in its favor.
Centralization is always shit. You are basically letting a small amount of people decide how you, your friends and family should behave for some reason, despite your costumes being completely different from some other state where the same law is being applied, and like I said, doesnt matter if those people are companies or the state, it can come from both ways.
i'm a north korea apologist
except for when they kidnapped japanese people
when automation leaves half of the US unemployed, there will be a massive revolt
>>39651951
millions of jobs will be eliminated within the next decade -- when self driving cars are completely put to use, truck driving (which is one of the most common jobs) will cease to exist. soon one of the most common jobs, clerks and cashiers, will also be eliminated. this is not a matter of "if," it's a matter of WHEN.
and it won't slow down or stop... a growing portion of the population WILL be unemployed as technology advances and population keeps increasing.
capitalism has absolutely no way of dealing with this, and if capitalism remains in place it will become unsustainable. people will reach a breaking point where they won't stand for the ever-increasing levels of inequality to the point of absurdity. communism is a historical inevitability whether you like it or not
Am I RIGHT guys? hehe
>>39658509
>eventually the majority of population is relying on UBI while the plutocrats increase profits with mechanization and AI infinitely
>UBI is literally just fixating people's economic standing so it doesn't grow with the economy
>inequality continues to rise
>implying a populist form of marxism won't manifest itself and rally massive support among disenfranchised people who feel like their lives will always remain stagnant
>>39658222
>Companies keep dumbing the IQ and cognitive ability of people down as time goes on
>State keep turning college degrees into toilet paper, as college loses its prestige because anyone can get a degree now, which in turn makes it more difficult for people to get a job fit for their knowledge
>Nor the state or companies put a brake on automated progress even though they know that it will turn most people on society into dead weight.
>Both companies and state keep destroying the morals and culture of literally every country in order to create a technocrat world where the only rule is demand(created by companies of course) and the only culture is convenience.
>Society turns more and more into a slave of technology and the government as time goes on
>When everyone is ultimately fucked, world government(composed by big capitalist groups and banks)will be there to save everyone
>They will give universal income, drugs and sex so that everyone stays retarded and occupied while they can literally do whatever they want because now they aren`t bound by anything anymore
Communism will be implemented, you are right about that. The thing is that the biggest capitalists in the world will be the ones implementing it.
>>39658629
Zuck, Musk, and Gates are already preparing for UBI
Libertarians and ancaps are living in fantasy land
>>39658711
Did you read any word I said? Libertarians and ancaps are as retard as lefties, only difference is that while lefties are dishonest they are simply dumb. What globalists are doing isn't a matter of ideology. Actually, politics isn't about ideology or logic at all, it's about power. meta capitalists will simply use brainwashed libertarians, who believe to be against them, and ideological lefties as a tool to achieve their end goal.
r8 me faggos
>>39658629
>Companies keep dumbing the IQ and cognitive ability of people down as time goes on
I agree that by looking at the US it looks like retards are everywhere (especially considering the last election), but the Flynn effect shows that IQs are actually going up (even if not by much), So I'm not sure what you are referring to there
>>39649414
>tfw I've created my own political ideology that is so autistic that it can't give me a result
>>39659048
>especially considering the last election
when all the options are equally shitty, pick the one that's hilarious
You all are fucking degenerates.
>>39649414
>expecting me to fill out more than one page of questions
Last time I did it I got right by the center, which isn't surprising, I think the perfect government would need to be filled with a lot of convenient contradictions just like people themselves
>>39649800
mybrethern
robots what does this mean for me??
Far Left and Authorian, -3 progressive. Hail Communism and National Socialism.
>>39658222
>Communism is based off of the collective bargaining power held by a conscious working class and the capital they produce
>Communism will coalesce from thin air because the need for a working class to produce said capital is now no longer needed
>>39649414
Some of those questions are poorly worded.
Pretty surprised considering I'm for a stratocracy. Some questions are hard to answer.
>>39649414
I'm not even into politics so i don't really get what this means but here it is anyways:
X=1.3
Y=-2.3
Progressive=6.5
>>39649414
Who else /recoveringlibertarian/ here?
People cannot be trusted to make their own decisions. Blue is the true patrician square
>>39662991
Basically, you are a Democrat.
Well...this is lame.
Honestly, I expected to be further down.
>tfw libertarian centrist masterrace
any other libs in here?
>all these reds
I want out
>>39663639
No wonder you'll never get a gf.
At least in us right-wingers' cases, it's just because there are almost no decent girls left. With you, you're just fucking pathetic.
>ttw radical centrist
Im just a spiritual elitist, voted neutral for the drug thing otherwise I would be further down
originally fascist
LITERALLY HITLER 2.1
Well of course i'm against a current faggot friendly government spying on me i want nothing to do with it. But if it's Anti faggot anti immigrant government then i want to be a part of it.
>>39665529
and the sapply test
>>39649414
Pretty satisfied.
Origineel
>>39649414
origanoghfdhfd
AM I RON PAUL YET
whole lotta libertarians on this board
>inb4 child slaves, Tomahawk Missles and no roads
Yes I'm Ancap
>>39667813
More than 90% overall, judging by this thread. There have only been around 5 leftists thus far.
>>39668612
No, you are Lolbergturdian. Ancaps can only ever be on the bottom right corner.
>>39661915
>>39667555
>>39667813
Are you Nazbol comrades?
>>39668707
I'm a Strasserite, but close enough.
The average robot on this board is around 18-19 years old, if not lower.
So it's not surprising there are a lot of libertardians.
Then there is a lot of overlap with /pol/ unfortunately, so a lot of low-life redneck nazis.
Right-wing bias on this board explained.
>>39669290
youre not a robot if youre left winged, why do you care about normies so much.
I'm usually further down. shrug
Am I turning into a commie?
>>39669334
It's about hating rich people more than poor people, not about caring.
>>39649414
This is way more accurate than the other political compass.
This questionnaire seems very right.wing biased, pretty sure using the other ones you would have more different results.
Anyway, I counted around:
37 robots on the right
19 robots on the left
25 progressive robots
33 conservative robots
Didn't count a few centrists, and keep in mind that not everybody posted the progressive/conservative bar.
Other tests seem to give much less right-wing biased results.