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You are now in Westeros, by the will of the mighty Kek. Magickal numbers will decide what and who you are:
01-25: Welcome to the Night's Watch! Cucked by the entire world, being a NEET even in a fantasy world. No sex, no fun, and - if you're really, really lucky - the wildlings will kill you before the Others.
26-50: You are now a Faceless Man, follower of the Many-Faced God. Now, now! Careful with that edge! After a few years of shitty apprenticeship (surrounded with people who want to die), you'll become an elite assassin. Unfortunately you can't really enjoy your new life, you'll always be a Death worshipping weirdo, follower of the most depressing religion of your new world.
51-75: You are a slave / servant.
If
51-60, you are a slave of the Dothraki people. Enjoy being raped, killed or both. If you're lucky you might live a few more years.
61-70, you are a servant in a noble house. You're basically a wagecuck... without actually getting paid. Although you can get married and have a quiet little life.
71-75, you are a sex toy of some wicked nobleman / noblewoman. You'll get raped a lot, and you might live for a few years... if you serve your master well.
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>>39649154
76-100: You are a wildling. You are free, but freedom has a price: you're going to live in a very, very cold environment for life. Men are rough and alpha as fuck (or, at least, act like over-confident rednecks), and even women have more balls than you. You'll need to man up if you want to survive.
Dubs: You are a lord now (from a smaller house)! Congratulations! As long as you follow some greater house you're going to be ok... I mean, if you guys ar on the winning side of history.
Trips: You are one of the Others. Edgier than Faceless Men and more powerful than any normie in Westeros. You can raise the dead and can only be destroyed by dragonglass.
Quads: You have a dragon. A fucking dragon, man! You can use it to vanquish kingdoms, melt castles, and basically do what you want.
Quints: You are Azor Ahai. Messiah of Westeros, destroyer of the Others (or whatever). You have a flaming sword and a godlike charisma. Queens want to have sex with you and you can beat any kind of magickal creatures. You are the mega chad of your new home.
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>>39649154
I got lost on my way to Reddit
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>>39649154
a4t5wgvazgha
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>>39649154
Fuck off retard
jwqmmmw
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>>39649154
>roll bread in /r9k/
Might as well see what I get anyway.
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the test
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>>39649246
yeeea nigga
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doing the rolls
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Gimme gimme dragon tendies
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>>39649154
this is me rolling
rolling
rolling
rolling
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>>39649154
Fun.
Lemme see what i grt
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i want dragon pls
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whateverg
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>>39649154
Rollan (very originationioni)
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please give wildling gf
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>>39649154
Fuck you, you dumb cunt. And fuck this thread.
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>>39649154
don't really watch GOT but I guess i'll roll because I'd rather post here than the r9gay threads
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something good plox
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>>39649154
rolling for my destiny u know what it is bbrrap
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rollan for dolan. let's hope I'm a god or something
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>>39649154
Hit me up, OP
Let's see what the numbahs have in store
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I hope for quints so I can be a cat
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>>39649154
Rolling, orginatolo
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>>39650211
And now my watch begins...
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>>39649154
rolling rtwertwert origami
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These are some shitty options OP.
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>>39649154
I've never watched/read GOT before, but I'll roll.
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>>39649154
a game of normalfags
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>>39650360
shieeeet mang
origami
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Rolling roll rol
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Rolling so I might take the black
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>>39649154
ok
very origonolo comment
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>>39650488
Nice dubs milord
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>>39649154
rolling to kill wildlings
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>>39649154
Rollin ahegao
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>>39649154
ROLLING GAGGETS
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>>39649154
Gonna roll for some shitty meme life
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I wanna be a lord
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>>39650488
M-m'lord!
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Rollerinooooo
Originaldooo
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>>39649154
Pls don't make me a slave
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>>39649154
Roll, I want to be a scholar of keke and living a comfy life studing and avoiding womens
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>>39649154
Rawling
Oregniu
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>>39649154
Kek's a fucking demon, isn't he? Oh, yes, a demon that turns into a dragon. Real original. Go play SMT or something. I'd recommend a book, but we all know you don't read.
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kill me desu origamo
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This is just a test. Pls dubs.
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I'm fucked. Literally. Gd
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>>39649154
Ok,so I won`t even complain about being in the Night`s Watch. My wife is duty and my mistress-honor.
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>>39649154
I hope I get an axe or a fuck huge knife
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kjkszpj
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Just a roll move along.
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>>39649154
Maybe I`ll get something not shitty.
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rolling for edgy snowman
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That's gay, why can't we learn any trades?
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>>39651324
your going to die, you know that right?
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Rollirol
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roll
ya yebal
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i want the dragon.
give me that dragon.
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>>39651752
Well i guess i'm getting raped ;-;
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>>39651295
Well... you still can have a real wife, lad.
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Anything but the nights watch plz thnx
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>>39649154
hmm Iet's see
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>>39649154
Whatever I do I hope I can serve the one true King
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>>39651829
>>39651831
>>39651832
>mfw all these noones
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rng
123
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>>39651993
I want wildlings to leave!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Lord get
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>>39649154
i win it all
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>>39649154
Here we gooooo weeeeeeee
Good
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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroooooooollllllllll original
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>>39649154
originality shall prevail roll boxxx
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Gonna roll for the sake of my heiney hole.
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lets go boys, Elune is on my side
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hell yeah let's be a sex slave that sounds like mad bants
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rorororlningngongronlngi
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>>39649154
rolling to become danys sex toy
WTF these captchas are getting out of hand
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>>39649154
PLEASE KEK
ORIGINALIO ROLL FOR GREATNESS!!!
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>>39649154
rolling rolling rolling
I rollll
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I praise kek for something decent
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>>39649154
Baby needs a new pair of shoes
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Rolling the most originally way I can
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Original reply pls let me comment pls mods
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>>39650228
You got dubs, i bow down to thee lord!
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>>39649154
Implying I'm going to get anything good
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>>39649154
BEND THE KNEE!
t. me
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pls no slave boy
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rolleritis
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Rolypoly
Gimme dat other
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rolling in a very avant garde manner
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