ITT: Autistic things you do

>>39645236
When I'm working out, I imagine I'm a soldier in training for some sort of small rebellion. I have a whole group of characters from my "squad" I interact and banter with in my head as I work, it makes time and reps go by easily.

>>39645236
I do this too

feels better if ive had a rough day or have some bruises or whatever, like ive been fighting

>>39645264
I do this but I'm legit training for the race wars
I need to be fit and fight ready to take on the mongrel races

>>39645264
I was going to say something snarky, but I do it too. For more than just working out.

Do I have the 'tism?

>Everytime I study/do uni work I pretend im a renaissance scientist/doctor making progress towards a new cure.

>>39645236
This gave me a good chuckle, thanks OP.

Any time I go up a flight of stairs I run, even if I'm in no particular hurry.

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Whenever I am cleaning the house, cooking or doing anything else like that I pretend that I am some sexy 1950s housewife and that my dominant husband is Genna get home from work later, drink some cocktails, slap me around a bit and then roughly fuck the hell out of me.

Sometimes I even put on period specific music from the 40s-50s while I'm doing it. I'm not a tranny or anything and it's all just a mental game I play with myself but it totally puts me at ease, releases all my anxiety and puts my head in a good place.

put my hand down my pants at random times

I can only get motivated out of spite of out of memes. Also finding out new ways to make my body to the crack sound, I've found out ways for neck toes back shoulders fingers arms and hips,but I can't find one for legs. Any anon help me please

>>39645826
This constantly. It's just really comfy.

I also occasionally waltz around the house to whatever music is currently playing, even if it's not at all a waltz.

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>>39645284
That or the healing springs from chrono trigger.

>>39645593
This is so qt. Definitely would date

I poop in my hands before I put it into the toilet so I can feel its warmth and texture.

>>39645236
>count steps between cement blocks on the sidewalk, try to line up cement lines by even numbers (2,4,6)
>when I see numbers randomly out and about doing things, I add them, subtract them, divide them and revel in the beauty of mathematics

I piss all over my hands every time I take a shower.