I wish I had a boyfriend or friend to read me bedtime stories.

>>39642686
Here's what you do mrs. roastie:

>Right down your request in a piece of paper
>Turn off computer.
>Kill yourself.

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>>39642686
Why do you keep creating these threads?

>>39642713
>roastie
it's boi

>>39642718
I've only made a thread like this once before and it was a month or two ago.

>>39642713
I'm not a roastie!

>>39642686
Alright anon, give me your Discord and let's see where this goes.

>>39642768
It's a trap don't do it dude. You'll be smoking salami before you know it.

>>39642768
I made a discord just now we can use, it's gg/3rYBRZZ

>>39642686
I will read you bedtime stories.

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>>39642686
> tfw used to enjoy reading stuff ranging from SCP stories, to old folklore fairytails to a female(female) and a female (male) friend every other night to help them fall asleep

Behind every cute anime picture there is always something really really ugly

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>>39642858
y must u do this anon

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>>39642852
yay!!

>>39642853
that's adorable! though scary stories would keep me awake... but I might like them once a while. what's your voice like anon?

>>39642879
You should give us a paragraph to vocaroo, and we will compete for your attention.

>>39642879
So far people have said it sounds nice, but I do have a mild slav accent as i'm from Eastern Europe.
Personally I don't like it, but I guess most people do hate their own voice

Usually one or the other person would want to hear scary stories first and then finish off with very simple fairy tales.

>>39642899
w-whoa that sounds intense there shouldn't be a competition!!!

if anything I just like soft voices.

>>39642907
European accents can be nice, I think German guys sound really cute. I'm sure you sound nice if people said so!

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>tfw want a gf that I can read to

>get sad about not having a gamer gf
>realize she will probably have attention whore tendencies and suck at vidya
>no longer sad
>still no gf

>>39642916
I want to win you.

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>>39642916
I don't think mine is as cute as a Germans or that soft in general, but I suppose as long as there was someone i nthe world that would put up with it for a few hours every other night to hear stories, it can't be that bad.

Thanks and I hope you find someone to read you all kinds of cute stories so you could fall asleep to hearing their voice and maybe they could watch you fall asleep on their end, both feeling lucky and happy to have each others company. Good luck, anon.

>>39642949
we could hold a competition but I am a very sleepy and I'm pinching myself to stay awake just to reply in the thread! I don't wana abandon my creation..

there's not much to win I'm just a sleepy idiot who likes bedtime stories.

>>39642974
I'm the same because it's 10:30 here and I've yet to sleep. Leave your discord for me.

All I want in life is a French or Japanese (female) native speaker to read me my favorite lewd stories.
Just kill me now