*gets a gf*

That's not a girl. It does not count as a gf

even ol chrissy can become a stacy, now you guys have no excuse if she can get a gf :9)

>>39640527
The 5 o clock shadow is what makes it. quality shitpost.

I'm sure she's real like every other internet gf he's had.

>>39640527
wanted the top to say "don't call anybody" so bad

I'm happy for her desu.

>>39642628
>her

kys you fucking degenerate enabling faggot

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>CWC has a gf
>I don't
What went wrong?

>9/7 "Sad about not having a sweetheart"
>9/8 "I have a sweetheart now"

hahahahaha yeah this is totally real

>>39640527
>Falling for yet another fake sweetheart saga

It's obviously one of those Kiwi Farms faggots fucking with him again. I really don't get how they could obsess over him enough to pull this shit over and over again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqFsLmGSFPM

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>>39641933
>>39643751
This one isn't the kiwi farms for once. Furthermore it it is a troll ruse cruse, it's been in the works for over 2 years, because that's how long the "gf" profile has been in active communication with Chris. This is either some 5d kick the autistic long con or some shit we haven't seen before.

>>39640527
>Chris-Chan is now Chad-Chan
Only now do I realize that being able to tell myself "at least I'm not Chris" made my life a lot more bearable.

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Roasties get awfully pathetic, autistic and lonely too. Honest to god I'm not too surprised, Chris sat there looking for a gf and even turned himself into a tranny in the pursuit of china. He had to get something eventually. Doubt it's a troll, honestly


Any info on who she is yet anyway?

>>39644408
It's a white knight ass patter that's been giving him advice for a couple years. She doesn't seem crazy, ugly, or desperate enough to date chris chan, however, she's not a confirmed troll. It's an interesting mystery at the moment. Jessica Quinn of Orange Virginia if you care to look.

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>all these newfags think it's not a troll

>>39644512
>Jessica Quinn of orange Virginia
this is definitely not legit