I'm male and live with my parents. I do not have access to a proper dildo. What should I use instead?
just move out
or toothbrush or lube up a carrot
>>39638991
You should be using a bible you filthy sodomite.You'll need plenty of lube
>>39638991
borrow your mom's dildo
Hairbrush handle
>>39638991
>I'm male and live with my parents. I do not have access to a proper dildo. What should I use instead?
Dumb sissy white boi.
>>39638991
Guys don't use dildos. I think you mean a fleshlight OP but you can just use your hands.
Matt, calm the fuck down
>>39638991
use one of these instead
>>39638991
a nine milli mil with you finger on the trigga
>>39639900
>use one of these instead
where do I get one
Buy one off of amazon and ship it to a locker. No need to worry about parents intercepting the package and you can pick it up largely at your own convenience.
You can always shove a table foot on your arse
>>39638991
>I'm male and live with my parents. I do not have access to a proper dildo. What should I use instead?
me
>>39638991
A cucumber would work. That's what I used to use before I got one. But you can usually have a package from Amazon sent to a post office or something for pickup. You're going to need lube too. Vaseline would work, or maybe some cooking oil or something, but that would probably be kinda messy. You might also want to look into getting one of those enema bulb things too. They're pretty small and easy to hide.
>>39638991
carrot in a condom
worryingly this was not original
>>39641206
Australia
original commentss
fug youre dad :-DDDD