/haiku/ Thread

>reading "tfw" as "tee ef double u" instead of "that feel when"
why

>>39634386
I read it more like "tee fee wu"

>>39634340
>tfw no gf
>6 syllables a

It should be 7 syllables ya dunce

>summer has ended
>but I feel no different
>nothing gained from fall

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Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator.

Welp

>I was really tired,
>So I went to bed early.
>But I still feel tired.

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You asked for it, you shall receive.

>Hurricane Irma
>She is blowing like a whore
>Also she is wet

who needs a girl fiend
after summer has finished
tfw no girl

I wish I had the
guts to talk to a real girl
Refrigerator

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wide girl is a cute
she is really wide and cute
no one is wider

playing dota two
i only play invoker
motherfuck peru

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Sunshine files forth
They hide inside, wandering
Foreign fellows live

broken like my vibrator
im trying to fix
now i spilled water on it

I don't get haiku
5 7 5 is a meme
What's good about it?

I see a rainbow
Over a desolate field
Of grey and white snow

>>39636162
sometimes it's better to
to be as concise as you
possibly know how

Arbitrarily,
you divided a sentence
onto those three lines

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>>39634340
>tfw necro
>lusting for rotten bodies
>no alternatives now