Where all my no onion bois at.

>>39634261
>"Quarter pounder with cheese no yucky onions pls"
Everytime. Cant say I agree with no pickles tho

>>39634261
>no pickle
rick would not approve.

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>>39634261
Honestly who the fuck likes pickles. Stop putting that shit in every meal. Fuck.

bitch, i just ate a meal that was 50% onions

my testosterone is going to skyrocket, my jizz is going to work wonders for your sinuses.

The only way to eat a McDonald's cheeseburger is plain (cheese only) with a bunch of fries packed on top of the cheese. Try it and thank me later dudes.

>tfw local McDonald's has idiots that just clump the onions, ketchup and mustard together in the dead center of the burger without even trying
>tfw mouthful of soggy crap bread, thin patty, and tons of ketchup and flavorless mustard and onions
>tfw the buns on value menu burgers aren't quality enough to eat plain
Fuck McDonald's, Wendy's for life.

>>39634261
my mom developed an allergy to onion, and honestly after not eating at home anymore its really overwhelming in a lot of takeout. like when they put tons of green onion or whatever on it. garlic too. like after you get a bit removed from eating a ton of it all the time, it really starts to bother you.
also when its on peoples breath its really annoying to me now, more than it used to be.

>>39634338
Unironically one of my favorite burger condiments. Wtf is wrong with picklets?

>>39634461
I don't mind a bite of a pickle every once and a while (no homo), but the taste is quite pervasive.
A little overwhelming, in my opinion.
When I bite into a burger and get a taste of that sliced pickle, I'm like, damn, that PICKLE tho...

>that sticker cost more than the wrapper

recon is so fucking good though
cheeseburgers with extra recon and extra ketchup are fucking delicious

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>that taste and feel of McDonald's warm slimy pickles

>>39634261
onion is a real mans vegetable. Fuck off tranny

>need to confirm that I just want a normal fucking cheeseburger with everything supposed to be on it every fucking time because everyone here is a fucking picky turbo autist

>eat mcdonalds
>feel sick after
why do i keep doing this? how much fast food do I have to eat before it stops making me sick

>>39634261
i have a literal phobia of accidentally eating an onion

I do no onions, no pickles, no ketchup because I'm on keto diet. I throw the bun out. Get two of them like that and it's a quick + dirty low carb meal.

Cheese, pickles, lettuce, mustard, onions, and nothing else. The perfect burger.

>>39634261

>no pickles
>extra onions

>>39634328
Fuck off and just kill yourself, alright? You ruin fucking everything in this world, for everyone.

>>39634328
An upboat for you my fellow redditor.

>>39634338

I won't eat a sandwich if I don't get my pot of pickles on the side.

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>>39634261

Ironic, because case study After Case Study has proven conclusively that onions are rich in nutrients which help facilitate healthy testosterone levels... And those same case studies have conclusively proven that men who refrain from eating onions have very low amounts of testosterone, and the lack of the essential nutrients actually leads to estrogen production in these males and also leads to gynecomastia

I'm starting to figure out how you got this way... If you stop to contemplate the fact that I always get extra extra onions on any one of my meals, and the fact that I'm actually getting a handjob from my wife right now while I'm using speech to text to leave this post for you... I think you're beginning to get the picture, Sallyboy

>>39635500

>avatarfagging

return to gaia

>>39634261
I get no onions but I take the pickles off when I get the sandwich. They seem to leave a good flavor, but I don't like how the first or second bite tends to pull out 2 or 3 pickles and it overpowers the whole bite. Onions ruin everything when raw, so they can't ever even touch the burger.

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I'm vaping an 18 mg nicotine fluid called CELESTIAL HONEYDEW from VirginVapor.com

It's 100% organic and completely natural, being actual extract from ripe, soft, juicy honeydew melons...

This shit is AMAZING !!

....any loser that spells it 'bois' is a fucking trendy, unoriginal follower

....and can't get any pussy

>>39635611

Blow me, Sassypants...

AGAIN, right now it's Saturday night, and I'm in bed with my wife Wendy, who's been jacking my dick for the past 30 minutes or so....

.....that's right, Sallyboy....

Tell the rest of your class what your girlfriend's name is...

....awwwwwww.....

I'm sorry about that...

Maybe one of these days you'll get one, right?

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AGAIN :

Anybody who is such a follower that they actually spell it 'bois' is a trendy wannabe nigger

and I got this new SMOK PROCOLOR MOD yesterday, along with some new liquids and anew charging dock and four brand new MXJO batteries

And my wife just took a break from jacking me off to run to the kitchen and make dinner

The handjob will continue after I eat...

>>39634261
I actually like the powdered onion on the cheeseburger but I won't get the silvered onion if I get a quarter pounder

>>39634357
???what is the the correlation between onions and testosterone??

>>39635818
Fake and gay. Vaping is gay as fuck, I bet u play candy crush while vaping watching some crime show, like a 40 year old woman

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RE: ONIONS.....

god damn Wendy has been giving me an amazing handjob, taking me to the brink of orgasm, then slowing down, and starting at the beginning again, over and over while we watch TV....

Here's a pic of IMP...

Imp is hilarious...

>>39635931
Lol @ YOU, an admitted 'loser with the ladies', who has absolutely no experience with females, sexual or otherwise, calling ME, a married man who's been getting his cock jacked for the past half hour 'gay'....

And apparently you've never actually Vaped before, and you certainly haven't tried Virgin Vapors Celestial honeydew melon eLiquid, because if you did, you'd realize it's Exquisite quality....

.... What's it like not to have a girlfriend?

... I'm dead serious... Please tell me

That's not something I've ever experienced since I was 17 years old....

AGAIN : tell me what it's like not to get laid

Onions are disgusting yack ack ack i hate them ack ack i hate when i order no onions and they put onions anyway and ruin my meal even if you take them off the disgusting stench and flavor lingers

>>39635902
Ask OP, because he doesn't get any onions and he doesn't have any testosterone...

... And according to medical research there's a 99% chance he has gynecomastia....

>>39636020

Dude... Your sensitivity to the smell of onions is probably caused by your monthly menstruation cycle....

all ya need is mayonnaise, fuck any other condiment

>>39634261
Man fuck that I love onions. No pickles though for sure.

>>39636070

That explains why you're a SOFTIEBOY...

a fat little blob of lard

>>39634366
wendys has shit burgers too

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>>39634261
>not ordering a mcdouble instead
Fucking christ

>>39635424
please leave. you don't belong here. it's just not how things are supposed to be. faggot.

RE: ONIONS -

My favorite part about getting a handjob while I'm watching TV is definitely the 'getting the handjob' part...

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>>39636129
I beg to differ... You claim that I don't belong here, when in all actuality it's YOU you no longer belongs here because I have taken this from you, the same way the bullies in school would take your lunch money...

I own this place now and I'm the one who calls the shots

So, I strongly recommend that you look for another website to start visiting, because you're not welcome here anymore

Oh, and by the way... My wife Wendy wanted me to tell you "her favorite part about a handjob while she's reading a book is getting the handjob'"

... What does your wife say?....

>>39636129

Wendy just told me to tell you that she says "her favorite part about giving me head is when I wash her feces off of my penis first"

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>>39636129
Hey, doucheboy....

My wife and I are waiting... I asked you a question, and we do not appreciate you making us wait like this for the answer...

AGAIN : what does your wife say about giving you a Saturday night and job while you watch TV and then making dinner for you afterwards?...

Hurry up please I've got more important things to take care of them sitting here waiting for you to answer my question

>>39636416
>has wife
>still claims to belong on r9k
o k m a T e

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>>39636129

Anybody that says I don't belong here, or that 'any particular person or group of people who don't belong here' is probably also the same type of idiot and that would claim this is an ANONYMOUS FORUM, which is completely untrue, because obviously they have left an area for me to type my name into....

... It seems like you guys have mastered the 'art of failure' quite successfully

Is there anything that you're NOT inept at?

>>39636129

A G A I N :

WHAT DOES YOUR WIFE HAVE TO SAY ABOUT GIVING YOU A HAND JOB ON SATURDAY NIGHT WHILE YOU WATCH TV, AND THEN SHE MAKES DINNER FOR YOU, AND THEN CONTINUES GIVING YOU A HAND JOB AFTERWARDS?

ATTENTION:

Please continue your intellectually stimulating conversation about onions

>>39636629
dude FUCK OFF nobody gives a shit about your jimmy neutron username or "wife" who only gives you hand jobs so you keep raising HER kids. gtfo you autistic cuck

>>39636725
Actually she has no kids, and mine are grown

Oh... And WENDY certainly enjoys my 'jimmy neutron' name...

That's why she changed her last name to Neptune....

(Of course you wouldn't know anything about it but that's what people do when they get married... And getting married is something that men and women do, when they engage in a heterosexual relationship with each other and they love each other)

Not that YOU'LL ever engage in this type of activity

>>39636725
AUTISTIC = a trendy catch phrase that you you try to 'fit in' but using all the time even though you have no actual clue what the technical clinical definition of the term actually means

KEK = a ridiculous non-existent embarrassing recent Trend that exists only in pornographic websites, that is based on a false fixation fashion statement on having your woman engage in sexual activity with another man in front of your face, which is ironic because you don't have a girlfriend or a wife and it would be impossible for you to be forced to watch anybody have sex in front of you because there's nobody who's actually going to have sex with you...

Do you ever get anything right?

KEK*

fuck autocorrect

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>>39634261
>>39634316
>>39634338
>>39634716

I fucking hate it when people are picky.
Stop being pussies, it's all edible faggots.
No wonder so many americans become traps.

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Read it and weep, homo

man old gen x act exactly like boomers

>>39634261
I literally ask for extra pickle and onions. Then i open it up and put mcchicken sauce in it.

>Don't like tomatoes
>Just take them out of my sandwiches

It's not that hard...

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS:

at McDonalds, their 'fresh onions' are crap

However, their weird dehydrated cubed diced onions are AMAZING

fuck yourselves

who /extrapickles/ here

>>39636847
Jesus christ, either this is the best bait ever, or you're actually that immensely retarded.

>>39636950
>wastes food
>food he isn't wasting has juices he doesn't want on it

>>39636037
>tripfaggot
>acting like you know about testosterone
Fuck off

>>39636910
This faggot is mad because he has to push the No Onions button.

>>39634261
I get the buttermilk crispy chicken with no tomato + pickles.

who else /notrespondingtobait/ here