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Are you smart enough to appreciate this? 2017-09-09 11:29:01 Post No. 39634189
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Are you smart enough to appreciate this? 2017-09-09 11:29:01 Post No. 39634189
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Anon 1: I'm dead.
Anon 2: You look remarkably animated for a cadaver.
Anon 1: No, inside.
Anon 2: Has a woman stolen your heart?
Anon 1: Ha, never!
Anon 2: Why, are you a virgin?
Anon 1: No, but I've only been with one woman legally.
Anon 2: Were the rest prostitutes?
Anon 1: No, I raped them.
[both laugh]
Anon 2: A fine wit you have.
Anon 1: And they say wit is a sign of intelligence.
Anon 2: Well, you've proven them wrong.
Anon 1: I'll have you eat your words.
Anon 2: I could only eat them if they were minced and I'm no butcher. But tell me, why are you so upset?
Anon 1: My dog died.
Anon 2: Was she a bitch?
Anon 1: Yes.
Anon 2: Then what's the problem?
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>>39634189
>Joke 1: cadaever=death person
humor tier: fedora so smart normie
>Joke 2: rape suprise
humor tier: alright
>Joke 3: basically calls the other guy stupid
humor tier: casual normie bants, on teh clever side though
>Joke 4: literal pun
humor tier: woman
>Joke 5: bitch is a female dog
humor tier: any normie
But I may just not be smart enough to appreciate it, so who knows?
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>>39634189
I laughed at the reversal of the intelligence line.
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>>39634189
What is the smart part you need to get? Am I not expected to understand the vocabulary or is it a R+M "i like it so it is smart" thing?
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>>39634189
>Anon 2: A fine wit you have.
>Anon 1: And they say wit is a sign of intelligence.
>Anon 2: Well, you've proven them wrong.
that was the only funny part, and mostly because in my head both people have a deadpan monotone voice and expression during the dialogue
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>>39635388
If you louts don't see how genius the puns are then I don't know what to say to you. This is Shakespeare-tier.
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I'm an intelluctal, so of course i do.
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>>39636341
Stop shitposting faggot, why are you trying to derail this thread? Fuck you shill.
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>>39636719
Calm down fellow phone poster, get a computer newfriend
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>>39636740
I'll have you know I have been browsing r9k since it's conception. At least I'm not a virgin basement dweller that spends all day on his computer shitposting to this board. Fucking hell man get a life, start nofap and go to the gym or something. I hate guys like you. At least I can afford a phone fag.
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>>39636719
Thank you for appreciating my intellectual prowess.
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