>everyone gets a hug, except you

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>>39632443
>she gives everyone a hug
>she tries to give you a hug
>you react with super human speed and extend your hand
>she looks surprised and shakes your hand

I don't like close physical contact with people who are neither my close family nor my doctor.
Yet I still have mixed feelings about the situation described above.

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mfw good threads have 0 replies and mentally ill homos have 300+

I just extend my hand before she can do that to me.

I'm not gonna let her humiliate me.

;_;

>>39632443
>no one gets a hug except you

>>39632443
At this point I'd probably be really suspicious if someone actually did try to hug me.

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>finally get a hug from a girl
>lose my hugless virginity

>check my back pocket
>she stole my wallet

You must very fucking repulsive, even I get hugged in those cases

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I've only ever been hugged once, but I wouldn't want someone I barely know to touch me.

>>39632704
it's called having an ugly face

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>"today i'll let you form groups on your own"
>no one invites me to their group
>even that fugly autistic girl gets a group
I fucking hate my teacher. Why couldn't he have made the groups instead?

>>39632725
>teacher says form groups
>confident because friend is in class
>see that he's already formed a group with someone he's even better friends with
>group assignments start and teacher doesnt even notice you're alone until the end of class

>>39632576
Really activates your pistachios

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>She tries to hug me
>Vibrate violently until she gives up

>>39632562
If I don't extend my hand I usually look at them weirdly when they approach me and they leave me alone... wtf is wrong with me? I mean I want it but I don't at the same time??? This is always happening to me

>>39632443
>girl hugs me
>i hug back
>"you call that a hug, anon?"
What the fuck did she mean by this? I put my arms around her!

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>handshake but they go for a fist bump

>>39635413
Is there a feeling worse?
It's like a small needle injects you with liquid agony and hell when this happens.

>>39632443
Maybe you should be giving hugs instead of waiting for one, cuck.

>>39632576
How can it be a "good thread" if it has no replies? :^)

>>39632651
c:

>>39634579
Squeeze her hard you faggot!

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>>39635760
>tfw you squeeze her too hard
>oww anon, what was that?

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>bitch roastie handing out cookies and worksheets for her home ec class
>basically collecting free 100s
>skips over me and hands cookies to rest behind me
>she still has cookies left over
>FUCKING LETS PEOPLE HAVE SECONDS THEN TRASHES THE REST
high school shouldnt exist

>>39635413
Why the fuck do people always do this? Its obvious that your hand is palm open flat out but they still form a fist. Is it a way to assert dominance and make you change to a fist bump or do they just prefer bumps?
Also every time I try to handshake a roastie but she goes for a high five instead I want to choke her.

>>39632443
>the professor recognizes everyone for the work they did on the project, except you
>you did most of the work

>>39636791
Quit lying, that never happened

i took every possible opportunity to hug women who were tangentially part of my friend group when i had one and even got one in on my super fucking thicccc dream girl at a job a used to have, but my cute chubby cousin who i'm otherwise relatively close with pulled this on me a while back and it hurt. probably because i'm filthy and smell like burnt tires and stale cum.

>tfw clammy hands
>can always tell the other person is disgusted after they give me a handshake

>tfw lost my hug virginity in middleschool
>but it was from a dare

at least when she was dared to hug some other robot right after she refused

i cant even hug right. the only time i ever got a hug from a girl, i spazzed out and like rammed her face into my shoulder and hit her on the back really hard. i didnt mean to, i was just so nervous

>>39632443
>hot girl with huge boobs started hugging me out of the blue
>she called me her sister
I didn't get it back then, and I still don't.

>>39636988
fuck those assholes
most awkward thing you have to experience