If you're room is clean your not a robot.

if you use a mac you are not a robot

why is your clock angled towards your chair, not your bed? oh right, you dont have a clock in your keyboard lcd screen because you are a normie

>>39631340
Why would my keyboard have an LCD?
That's not a clock either, it's a thermometer and hygrometer.

>>39631323
Macs are far better for daily use than Linux. Windows is a fucking mess for anything. It's unfortunate I even have to use it for my VR pc.

>>39630962
>>39631323
I have a clean room and I use a Mac, but as a 27 year old KHHV NEET, I am not giving up my robot status.

>>39631452
How do you manage to keep it clean? Aren't you too depressed? What's the point if you're the only one who sees it?

>>39631474
I don't have a whole lot of stuff, so it's not much work to keep things in their place, and I dust and vacuum every couple weeks or so which takes a whole of 20 minutes.

Plus I live with my parents and my mom would flip out on me if I let my room get too messy.

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>>39631562
>tfw no caring parents

>>39631452
Why are you proud of your "robot status"?

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>>39631434
>he doesn't have linux installed on his overpriced macbook he inherited
get on my level normie trash
"Daily use" is shitposting and fapping for 99% of the people here and even fucking windows would work fine for that since you'll be using the same shitty browser no matter which OS you have.

>>39631592
Sorry to hear that. I do appreciate having decent parents, although I sometimes wish they did more to try to prevent me from becoming a hopeless NEET.

>>39631625
It's not really a matter of pride. I just want to be a part of a community of people with similar situations. Being a NEET and/or KHHV seem like pretty significant things to separate robots from normies, since they're very rare and generally have a huge impact on a person's lifestyle. Having a clean/messy room or using a Mac aren't very significant things and typically don't really impact a person's lifestyle/identity on the same level as being a NEET or KHHV.

>>39631755
>I just want to be a part of a community of people
you literally could not be any more normie you pile of shit
failed or not you're a normie through and through

>>39630962
Give away your speakers and use headphones instead. Use your phone instead of your alarm clock. Put the figurines in a box. Get a real mouse instead of that one button iToddler garbage.

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>>39631637
Why would I use Linux when MacOS is superior in pretty much every regard for daily desktop use? I even ported my scripts over from my old Gentoo install. Pic related.

>"Daily use" is shitposting and fapping for 99% of the people here
MacOS is far better at that than Linux. Windows is a nightmare to use period.

>even fucking windows would work fine for that since you'll be using the same shitty browser no matter which OS you have.
I use Safari, which doesn't work on Windows or Linux. Firefox and Chrome are shit, but at least Chrome is still usable. You're also ignoring all the other benefits MacOS has such as proper high PPI support, a non-shit UI, Unix base while still having applications like photoshop, advanced systemwide DSPs and control over audio input/output, etc.

>>39631639
Find a shitty job. Having a job is the first step. You won't find a full time position, so you'll only be working like 20 hours a week. You'll maybe work 2 or 3 days out of the week. Even if you work 5 days you'd only be working 4 hours a day or so. It's nice having money and a reason to exist.

>>39630962
>xbox controller
>mac that isn't even a laptop
could you be any more of a normie teenager OP?

most robots use standing desks though, there was a thread about it a while ago

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but you cleaned your room OP

you used to have beer cans and shit all over the place, also how old is that carpet it looks fucking disgusting.

>>39631793
>Give away your speakers and use headphones instead.
I already have DT-880s and these speakers are better in every way.

>Use your phone instead of your alarm clock.
I do. I don't have an alarm clock.

>Put the figurines in a box.
No.

>Get a real mouse instead of that one button iToddler garbage.
Why would I want to reduce my functionality?

>>39631819
This house was built in the 60s.

>>39631810
I'm 26. The Xbox Controller is for Nier Automata and GTA V.

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>>39631796
>I use Safari
holy kek nice one you had me hook line and sinker

>>39630962
that's not bad as far as rooms go

I have that lighting system also,

>>39631434
ok im sorry :c

>>39631838
>reduce my functionality
>one button is more functional than 3+
lmao

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>>39631839
Are you really so insecure about your choice of browser that you give two shits what people on 4chan think?
Pic related. I use Safari. It's better than Chrome and Firefox. The only real downside for me is lack of native webm support, but luckily there's the VLC plugin that lets you play them in a tab.


>>39631845
The Chinese LED RGB bulbs? I bought some name brand normie shit and it worked far worse than this. It's comfy.

>>39631848
Don't apologize. I wasn't upset at you. I'm very opinionated when it comes to computers.

>>39631842
Post your room desu.

>>39631889
I can single click, two finger click, two finger force click, three finger click, three finger force click, four finger click, four finger force click, five finger click, five finger force click, four finger swipe up/down/left/right, single any of the corners of the trackpad, and if I really wanted I could add gestures on top of that. It's far more functional than a mouse. Why would I use a mouse on a Mac, where I'll NEVER be playing video games?

>>39631921
Dunno which it is, my gf bought it, but I have that same white remote to control and change the colors

Source of pic on left?

>>39631838
>"I blast my music at full volume so everyone hates me"
>"I need to know the temperature and humidity of my climate-controlled room"
>"I'm making excuses"
>"I'm making excuses that don't even make sense"

>>39631921
what's that thing above your mouse mat, it looks like onahole lube

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>>39630962
>Rom and Ram wallpaper
Another Neptunia robot, rare to see a fan on /r9k/

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>>39631975
>"I blast my music at full volume so everyone hates me"
You must have only ever owned shitty speakers if you think they need to be loud to sound decent.

>"I need to know the temperature and humidity of my climate-controlled room"
Yes actually, because my DT-880's velour ear pads are usually soaked during the summer, since my room is anywhere from 60-80% humidity.

>"I'm making excuses"
>"I'm making excuses that don't even make sense"
Excuses for what?

>>39631991
Onahole lube.

>>39632017
I'm a pedo and I want to do very naughty things with Rom.

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>>39632034
I wanna headpat her all day long !
She's my favourite Lowee Candidate

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>>39632135
>Doesn't want Chaos Rom to bully him

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>>39632034
how many onas do you own? I've always wanted to try one but idk where I would dry it. Hiding it isn't really an issue but cleaning/drying seems like a massive pain if you have room mates

there's always the risk of someone walking in with a puffy rubber pussy on display

>>39630962
have you posted desk pics before?? i recognise this desk

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>>39631921
>I use Safari. It's better than Chrome and Firefox.

>>39632224
Pls No Rom Bully ;_;
But sure, I want to get bullied by Chaos Neptune and Uni

>>39631921
>Why would I use a mouse on a Mac
Enjoy your RSIs.

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>>39632271
I own one. Drying them is easy, just keep a towel in your room. The lube isn't wet like water, it's like a goo. It comes off easy and you really only have to wash the onahole properly once a week or so. Just take it in the shower with you.

>>39632274
Yes. This was last week I think.

>>39632276
Firefox has been fucked up for years. Chrome is only worthwhile if you're on Windows or Linux. On MacOS it's nigger-rigged together.

>>39632293
I'm saying I want to get bullied by her.

>>39632323
If anything a mouse would give you RSI easier. You're not moving your hand as much on a giant trackpad, just your fingers.

>>39632034
I seriously hope you're not half deaf and just think you're playing your speakers quietly. I lived near too many people that fit this description.

>>39632344
>he hasn't ascended to the trackball masterrace
Enjoy your RSIs.

>>39632344
>You're not moving your hand as much on a giant trackpad, just your fingers.
That's literally why it's giving you an RSI you dolt. You won't have problems with a mouse if your chair is at the right height for the desk.

>>39632344
Tbh, I want Kurome to bully me the hardest

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>>39632349
The people you know probably have shitty PC speakers that have no fidelity. They also aren't using a dedicated amp and pre-amp to get a low noise floor.

>>39632354
But then again, why limit my functionality? I can't press had with three fingers to close a tab/window on a trackball or mouse for example, unless I want to give up a button for that functionality specifically.

>>39632374
You're used to shitty trackpads on an OS that has no support for them. MacOS is built for trackpads. The acceleration curve of the cursor and high resolution of the trackpad means you only have to move your finger a few centimeters to get from one side of the screen to the other. Even less if you turn up the sensitivity.

Things like scrolling are done by flick motions, because the scrolling has intertia. The only thing that would give me RSI is clicking into a solid surface.

>>39632403
I haven't played VII desu.

>>39632482
Okay, I won't spill anymore beans desu

>>39632274
Yes it's a druggie.
I rememebr too. He had the speakers above some white boxes but removed now and put a tv on the side. There are some other different things. And the faggot says he doesn't clean his room.

Fake robot faggot

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>>39632623
>the TV
It's clearly a monitor desu.
How am I not a "real robot"?

>implying

originaldu

>>39632714
Miles, please stop this shitshow you call a thread.
It ends now and you can't even beat me on osu.

>>39632714
on the left moron

also the bed was nearer, now the drawer pushed the bed away

you are not a robot by your own rules senpai, read the OP again.

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>>39632746
I'm replying to people. It's not like I'm working to keep this thread alive.

>>39632755
The monitor on the left is also a monitor. Acer isn't in the TV business (last I checked).

>you are not a robot by your own rules senpai, read the OP again.
You're right I should kill myself.

>>39632810
Wonder what the Neptunia Anime website looked like before the Anime ended

>>39632903
I don't know? I'm confused.

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>>39630962
robot room thread?

Yes.
You should always empty your soda bottles so you can reuse them for piss.

>>39632810
you'll not kill yourself
you are too much organized
a faggot who bought a phone amp has interests in life

kill yourself fake robot faggot
also a druggie, how many druggie girls you brought into your "dirty" room?

>>39631921
>he uses /pol/ /bant/ and /b/
fuck off normie

>>39633005
I like how your bed isn't elevated. It reminds me of how I used to live before I had to live in college dorms. It reminds me of when I didn't have to care about my parent's expectations of me.

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>>39631778

Let me guess.

You want to murder women and people of color.

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>>39631921
holy shit and i thought how i browsed 4chan was faggy

>>39631778
>being a part of the robot community makes someone a normie
>all of /r9k/ is disqualified from being robots

>>39631796
>Find a shitty job.
I'm really not cut out for wageslavery. I just wish my parents had pushed me to learn a trade or something useful while I had the chance. Now we live somewhere with a college that doesn't offer any trade classes or anything of any interest/value to me.

>>39632714
>steam has notifications
since when

>>39630962
eem your*

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>>39633086
I'm gay, why would I let girls into my room?
Either way no one comes into my room. Why do you think I have anime porn lube, a squid girl mousepad, and diapers out in the open?

Here's a picture of my room from 2008. Am I a robot?

>>39633089
More like those are the only boards that I could ever possibly find a thread worth looking at on in the case of extreme boredom. I post on /r9k/ and maybe /g/. I don't even know why I have /bant/ anymore.

>>39633161
I'm not even the most faggy ricer on 4chan.

>>39633163
>I'm really not cut out for wageslavery.
It's not "wage slavery" if you're working 20 hours a week. When people talk about wage slavery, they mean office monkeys who are on a $40k salary and are expected to stay late and take their work home with them to meet arduous deadlines. Working a retail job to get your foot in the logistics door is easy. The first step to bettering yourself is getting a job.

>>39633193
Since it was first released on MacOS I think.

>>39633199

>your
>you're

He did it on purpose.

>>39633231
No shit. Why would someone want to do that?

>>39633226
>I'm not even the most faggy ricer on 4chan.
examples of worse

>>39633247
To get a response. He succeeded.

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>>39633288
https://i.4cdn.org/g/1504986988911.jpg
Ben's desktops are far more flamboyant than mine.

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You normies have really clean rooms.

>>39633226
you are not
also not gay, gay people have that pride crap and they dont allow themselves to be dirty with "hygiene"
how can be a dirty gay? what is gay? do you ask men out? do you stick your dick in other dirty gays? some of them would have left you and gave long speaks about improving your life. you don't even know any gay.

fake druggie faggot

>>39633226
>Working a retail job to get your foot in the logistics door is easy.
Last I checked even getting a part-time retail job entailed going through extensive applications, questionnaires, interviews, background checks, drug tests, etc., and being part-time doesn't mean you don't have to work your ass off while you're there or risk getting fired. Plus I've read so much about how getting a job is extremely difficult if you're socially awkward and can't interview well or even if you do get a job you'll be given a hard time for not being normie enough.

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>>39633324
heres one of beside my bed

>>39630962

I am definitely a robot, but my room is spotless because I have had severe OCD since childhood.

>>39633331
I literally fucked a Norwegian robot in the ass though.

>>39633332
You're taking a small problem and trying to identify problems before you get to them. When you get a problem you have so little self confidence in your self that you instinctively believe you'll fail if you tried, so why bother?

Baby steps anon. The application is as easy as applying online. They'll call you and setup an appointment for the interview. Go watch youtube videos on how people interview, in fact watch them right after you read this post.

Tell your parents you're looking for a job. I'm sure they'll be happy you're trying to start your life and help you. Unless they're abusive or something.

>>39633431
What rituals?

>>39633392
Why not put the garbage in a bag?

>>39633491
i just throw it off the side of my bed idk
i flick my ashes of my cigarette there, too.
i put them out right on my headboard when the cans get too full

>>39633478
Believe it or not I've been on an interview and was even offered a job, but declined it because it was more hours than I wanted and low pay.

I still would've had to do a drug test also which is terrifying for me because I have all kinds of bathroom-related anxiety issues. It seems like standard practice and I don't know what job I could possibly get that wouldn't require it.

>>39633548
Put a garbage bag somewhere easy to access. That way your room is filled with easy to remove garbage bags instead of garbage all over the floor.

>>39633616
When you get a drug test they cannot look at you. The only time someone watches you on a piss test is if you're on probation or in the military. Privacy laws make it illegal for an employer or testing company to do such a thing. If they did you can sue.

>>39633661
It's more than that though. I pee sitting down and it seems like it would be awkward and risky having to hold the cup down in there while tucking the penis down on top of it. I'm really not sure I could manage it.

>>39633742
It wouldn't be hard at all. The toilets they have extended bowls. After all women need to do what you'd do too.

You're trying to figure out all the reasons why you can't do something. You can do it. It isn't going to be as bad as you think. The only way to get over this is to expose yourself to your fears unfortunately.

>>39633226
this is disgusting

I feel for you robot, at least you have a slightly better room now

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I was going to get around to posting this whenever but it would fit very nicely in this thread so I'll post it here

http://imgur.com/a/7GY8B

Here's (almost) all of the images I took during the fridgebro thing, I uploaded some of them a few years ago but this should be every single one of them, barring stuff like really shaky images taken with my cheap ass phone that would be useless.

If you have a clean living area you CANNOT be a robot.

>>39633991
What does your fridge look like now?

>>39634040
The fridge in the image got left behind when I moved, so the landlord probably just threw it into a landfill and burned it with greek fire

>>39634083
You didn't get sued?

>>39634145
I did, long story short the jew didn't get a dime out of me anyways

>>39633226
I'm surprised no one noticed the diapers.

Also a true robot wears M4s not poser fashion diapers.

>>39634376
I bought L4s by accident as well. They're pretty comfy.

>>39634619
How many M4s can you get on before an L4 and does it cover them well enough? Really been wondering.

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>>39634708
I don't understand what you're asking. I only wear one diaper at a time.
L4s come with less diapers per pack than M4. Honestly unless you need the L4 size you should just stick with M4.

>>39631323
the only proper robot os is xubuntu

>>39634742
I was thinking that they're not only thicker but larger as well, as in having more surface area and you could layer them more easily than trying to get M4s to stretch but...

>I only wear one diaper at a time.
faaaaaaaaag!

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>>39634792
I don't layer diapers. It's uncomfortable and just causes the gel material to make a huge mess.

I can wear an M4 all day easily, no reason to use more than one.

>>39634834
That's just a shame. I love wearing 2 at once, wearing only 1 just feels too thin and doeasn't rub my thighs enough. Maybe less comfortable but much more erotic I think. It also somehow makes masturbation with a magic wand even better the more you have on, it's like cumming in a cloud~

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I cleaned my room the other day. Everything perisable and all liquids are gone, as is most of the clothes and plates. I carved a path through the rest of the filth and completely cleared my desk. The weather has finally cooled so I just have two windows open to circulate air. I feel refreshed.

>>39633392
>>39633324
I want to smell this room.

>>39631340
Because he's always in his computer chair, anon.

>>39630962
You know youre means you are right.

>onatsuyu
Good man

>>39630962
>not having a minimalist room
>only bed and clothes
Fucking hoarder faggots

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>>39631592
>Father disowned me even though i didn't do anything, legit, he just found a quick excuse and tossed me away
>Suddenly tries to act as if he cares, but clearly never did if he could just choose to disown me so easily
>Tfw mother cares but in a harsher, stubborn way that feels like she doesn't care
>Really does, but she's always been tomboyish and fussy about looking soft
it's an abstract feeling

>>39634921
I wear diapers for comfort and security more than fetish reasons.

>>39635684
Only thing you can do is deal with it. Sorry anon.