Fem-bot census.

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20
Whitey
Skellie
I hab no friend and spend 22 hours a day in my room
0

23
hispanic
currrrvy (235 lbs)
i am a robot because i rely on my parents to wipe my butt for me
69

18
White
Petite
Lonely & depressed heyoooo
0

>>39630699
18
white
feminine benis
socially retarded introvert
my own

>>39630699
21
Mixed White and Persian
Average but out of shape
I'm mentally ill, don't leave my house, and have no irl friends. Can't relate or enjoy time with normies.
0

>>39630906
How are you mentally ill?

these threads are made for desperate boys and girls
but nothing of this matters. This will only give temporary satisfaction

you are very hungry for attention
It is ok, nothing wrong with that actually
But you need to sort

Yourself

Out

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>>39631054
>people on /r9k/ need to sort themselves out

kek, how is this original?

>>39630742
>>39630866
Why can't you get a bf? What's wrong with you? Where do you live?

>>39631078
yea
we all should take responsibility of our lives

>>39631046
Social anxiety, depression, PTSD.

I have a lot of signs of being on the spectrum, but the symptoms overlap with a lot of other illnesses and I'm not about to self diagnose.

>>39631203
PTSD? What happened to you?

>>39630699
21
White
Average (145lbs)
No friends, do same thing everyday. Go to work, come home, sleep, repeat.
0.

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This thread gon b goodd

>>39631225
Parental abuse.

>>39631225
I was bullied on /a/ a lot

>>39630866
Pls let me be your pathetic bf

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>>39630699
>all the pussy in this thread
I want some

25
asian
fit
i haven't left my house in two years save for school & church
one

>>39630699
>Age.
20
>Ethnicity.
White
>Body type.
Spoopy skelly
>Why you think you are a robot.
I don't know. Chronic pain and staying inside all day counts?
>How many dicks you have had.
Approximately zero.

>age
19
>ethnicity
white
>body type
normal
>wy you think you are a robot
i am not
>how many dicks you have had.
mentally?1 cause im fucked in the head (HAHAHAHA DO YOU UNDERSTAND MY JOKE XDDDD) sexually?0 telaphatically? unsure biologically?0

>>39631298
I am sorry to hear that. That fucks up women pretty badly from personal experience.

>22
>white
>chubby
I think "robot" describes a very specific phenomenon which is similar to my position but distinct. I may have piss jugs, diagnosed autism, and tfw no bf, but like the captcha, I am not a robot.
>0

19
asian
no friends, autism, non-normie interests
0

>>39630807
>>39630866
>>39631350
Why the fuck are some of you so cringy

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>>39631380
you sound an awful lot like a robot

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>>39630699
>18.
>White.
>Skinnyfat, a bit chubby because I'm short.
>I'm just a 4chan user.
>Zero.

>>39631103
I'm painfully shy and I look like a 12 year old

>>39631405
That's a plus, not a minus

>>39631415
not her but I have the same problem, it's not a plus because guys our age avoid us

>>39631405
W-wew. tfw no loli gf.
What are your interests and where do you live?

>>39631447
It is a plus. I would probably have sex with you 24/7 if you looked like a loli.

>>39631356
Thanks, dude. I'm a lot better recently, but growing up was tough.
Left me wanting to help anyone in pain to keep them from what I experienced, but it doesn't always work out. People on this board don't always take kindly to advice and compassion, but I'm learning to let it go and let people accept help only when they are ready.

>>39631475
thats just a little bit disturbing m8

>>39631475
see, I don't only want to attract guys that are pseudo pedophiles

>>39631447
Do you live in the US or something? I was gonna say that unless you look like a butt ugly loli, there's no way you can't get a date, but then I remembered that a butt ugly loli-looking acquaintance of mine still got a chad BF.

>>39631502
Those are the only guys you will get with if any.
No mentally sane man will get with a girl who looks like a kid, if you actually do.
Accept it.

>>39631403
>Skinnyfat
how close to curvy are you in terms of voluptuousness?

>>39631502
>nobody but pedos like me coz I look like I'm 12 :'(
>>h-hey there's me and all these other people that would probably like you
>no that doesn't count because if you're attracted to me you're a pedo
Do you not see the logical loop here?
As if it mattered even if it was true.

>>39631399
cause its real nigga hours *dabs*

>>39631574
I have hip dips, but kind of thick thighs and B cups.

need a 20 or younger girl to add me on discord and ill offer sage advice and the profound second step of just bee urself

>>39631590
like the guy above you said, no mentally sane guy will date a girl that looks like a kid

>>39630699
19
White
Hourglass
People say I look like a Stacy but I'm shy and quiet and a little awkward
0

>>39631690
What do you look like then. And where do you live.

Literally any female posting in this thread could spot her contact info and get a bf any time she wants. There is no such thing as a """fembot""", women CANNOT know loneliness except by choice, women cannot be robots.

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>>39631488
Nice numbers. Its good you do not let this board ruin you.

I am a wizard, so I have an unique perspective on things.

>>39631762
Very true statement

I would date

>>39631638
Sounds pretty nice. What boards do you like the most? Are you a social butterfly?

>>39631762
But if a girl just dates any random dude that looks her way, wouldn't that make her a roastie whore or whatever?

>>39631762

Every robot I've tried getting to know was just thirsty and wanted sex. I know not all robot etc, but that's all my luck has led me

>>39631682
Protip: no girl over 18 looks like an actual child. Unless you're russian, then there's a very small chance, but if you're not pure slav, there's no way. What people mean by saying this is that you resemble a child, but anyone can tell that you're not 12. Pedos might well still be after you, because you're the closest they can get, but it's a stupid delusion that people care oh-so-much about how aside from your bad skin and wrinkled, sagging face you might resemble a child from twenty meters away. If you believe that literally everyone who might like you is a pedo, and that is for whatever reason a terrible predicament, then you can live your life in self-perpetuated victimhood.

>>39631840
/b/ and /r9k/, mostly.
Not at all.

>>39631903
EVERYONE WHO BROWSES /b/ NEEDS TO LEAVE THIS BOARD

REEEEEEE

>>39631872
get an internet bf then. someone who doesn't live in the same state/country as you, so physical things aren't a real option until (if) you move in together after a couple of years.

>>39631869
And if a man just dates any random whore that looks his way, it makes him a normie. What is your point?

>>39631872
So what? You can still get a bf out of it. It's your choice if you to stay alone after that. And if you're not happy with that find a bf with no sex drive. I've offered to share contact info with dozens of asexual fem"""bots""" over the years and none of them fucking want it.

>>39631940
sex isn't the most important thing in a relationship

24
White
Beanpole
Autistic, can't make friends or get dates, look like jailbait
0

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>>39631940
>And if a man just dates any random whore that looks his way
>that looks his way
And therein lies the problem, roast.

>women are so delusional they think men can get dates as easily as they can
Lord above.

>>39631903
What would you want out of a relationship, personally speaking?

>>39631488
Do you want to talk more outside this thread? You seem like a nice girl.

>>39632021
I don't want dates or sex, I want love and respect.

Why are the guys in this thread so bitter

>>39631402
Only dudes can be robots. I get you're trying to insult me, though.

>>39631872
I can say for sure I'm not like that personally, but I do come from a religious family though maybe not as involved as I should be.

>>39632029
Aw, sure dude. Do you have discord? Feel free to drop a throwaway email or something.

>>39630699
25
white
fat
because I am fat
0

>>39632010
>Beanpole
You're skinny and look like a child? Do you have a flat chest, Anon..?

>>39631969
So your complaint is not that you are forced to live alone because no man would want you, but that you will have to sort through literally hundreds of men who are interested in you before you find one you will have the perfect relationship with? Wow I guess I should appreciate the fact that I was born male and won't have to worry about any of this, it must be so terrible being a fem"""bot"""

>>39632021
I don't know why you think I'm a roastie anon but my point was that women cannot be robots

>>39632010
How are you jailbait and a beanpole?

>>39632059
most normal guys lurk, as this is a fembot thread after all

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>>39632059
I am literally a wizard. Most of these guys are teens bitter that >tfw no damp hole to dip muh dik into

Its easy to get laid period. Its finding someone you actually want to grow old with and have a family with thats difficult.

>>39632105
>39631969
i'm a guy, not a fembot.

>tfw there are no hispanic fembots

I think admitting you are a "fembot" should result in a ban

>>39632111
That's true
>>39632114
You sound like a good person

>>39632185
You missed one of the first posts there buddy.

>>39632042
Why not both?
This is the trade every couple makes. Women want love and cosy stuff, men want to fuck someone.

>>39632201
I have to agree with that guy though. I've never dated a girl before but I have the same intentions of finding someone right for me and starting a family.

>>39632208
That's clearly a shitpost anon

>>39632197
This fembot agrees

>>39631699
Apparently I look like the secretary from Daredevil, and I live in the USA

>>39632229
I don't want to sacrifice my happiness for the sake of someone's physical pleasure. Unless someone was in physical pain, it's just super shitty.

A relationship doesn't have to be a trade off. Sometimes people can just genuinely enjoy each other.

>>39631762
>Men give women all the attention they want
>Complain that women can't be lonely
Fucking faggot betas are why women act the way they do

>>39632249
Yeah I don't see the point in dating someone if nothing significant (ex. starting a family) is desired from both parties. I hope it works out for you

>>39632303
get a robot bf with no sex drive then. You can have this literally any time you want

>>39632114
If getting laid is easy for you, then you don't belong here

>>39632042
How do I get love and respect from a girl without taking her on dates?

>>39632358
You have to be 6 feet tall, make 6 figures, and a 6 inch dick of course. Don't forget flawless skin, chiseled jaw and big muscles.

>>39632291
US here
please be my secretary

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>>39632303
i thought that was what all robots wanted, just some companionship...

i want to feel that feel

>>39632375
What girl is attracted to flawless skin? They like rugged men

>>39632375
At least I have one of those things

>>39632079
wasnt meant to be an insult desu, sorry if it came off that way!

>>39632320
Thanks, Anon. I'm trying my best. I only started seriously considering my age a year ago and I hope I can find someone so we can be happy together. Away from people.

>>39630742
troll, it's a boy
>>39630807
fat slut
>>39630866
lie, a troll boy
>>39630906
wat is persian? are you waiting for the prince of persia to save you? trolll and gay
>>39631227
may be true
>>39631309
slut
>>39631325
lie, a troll boy
>>39631350
samefag
>>39631380
troll
>>39631397
lie, no cute asian girls on fourchin
>>39631403
18, posts an image older than her. lie troll boy faggot
>>39631690
lie, troll, samefag
>>39632010
kill your self, fake
>>39632100
fat whore slut you will die alone kill yourself or just stop eating senpai it's not hard

REEEE
it's saturday night there are no girls on internet

>>39632356
read his first line you fucking retard.

>>39632079
>>39631380
Do you really have piss juggs?

>>39632358
be friends with her and hang out around the house. Trade off for food money each time, play video games together and have a generally happy and healthy friendship. If you both want it to progress, it will. If one or both of you don't, then you've got a good friend.

>>39632387
I'd like to think this, but bitter dudes go around calling women "holes"

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>>39632409
You can't be rugged and have flawless skin? Next you're gonna tell me girls are attracted to wrinkles, pimples, and acne scars.

>>39632413
Not good enough buddy.

>>39632488
Alright
want to play video games with me anon?

>>39632479
Read the second paragraph again, dumdum

>>39632472
>have to stop eating to settle for angry losers like you because by the time I stop being fat all the Chads are already married to all the Stacys
I think I will keep eating.

This topic turned into a dumpster fire.

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>>39632489
this guy has wrinkles and is still attractive

>>39632488
>I'd like to think this, but bitter dudes go around calling women "holes"
yes because they come here and pretend they can be lonely

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>>39632572
He's also Michael Fassbender so. Not really the best example you could pick.

>>39632488
you seem like a nice level headed person desu, there are a lot of bitter people here sadly, but i think some mean well.

>>39631325
>Chronic pain and staying inside all day counts?
What's wrong with you anon?

>>39632517
I would love to, but I'm away from home right now. Maybe some day we'll cross paths again and we can play PUBG or something together.

>>39632479
Read his whole post. Basic reading interpretation is something even you should be capable of.

>>39632560
Yep, these threads always derail like this:

>Perhaps some genuine autistic fembots reply
>maybe
>attention whoring bitches come in with "le undiagnosed depression"
>thirsty robots swarm to fembot posters
>whiteknights come and defend them
>mgtow flock to the posts and start a flame war
>thread becomes "are fembots real"
>rinse and repeat

>>39632376
Sorry, I can't type fast :(

>>39632591
yes but the point still stands, flawless skin isn't a necessity

>>39632638
You don't have to be a secretary, you just have to be mine ;)

>>39632638
How fast can you type a throwaway email though

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>>39632600
Cluster migraines. Fun stuff.

>>39632650
Wow I'm delighted girls won't be universally disgusted by my constant pimples and oily disgusting skin.

Oh wait. They are.

>>39632548
>dream of getting chad
>call me a loser
you are not a robot, just a lazy fat woman
someday you'll wake up and "dress to impress" a beta and marry him, don't worry

>>39632601
if you give me message me we can play when you're home anon
[email protected]

>>39632601
>I'm totally lonely guys I'm just like you I can't get a bf even when I try :(( girls can be robots too!
Dumb roastie, you cunts are all the same

>>39632676
kill yourself already austria

>>39632622
There is no such thing as a genuine "fembot", you dumb retard. ANY woman posting here can post her contact info and get male attention, this is like criteria number one in being a robot and they already fail it. Women CANNOT be robots.

>23
>hispanic
>average
>i'm a NEET with no friends or job
>none

>>39632658
I was gonna say you're smooth but apparently that's not original enough

>>39632750
>mgtow flock to the posts and start a flame war
>thread becomes "are fembots real"
>thread becomes "are fembots real"
>THREAD BECOMES "ARE FEMBOTS REAL"

pottery

>>39632756
What keeps you from having a real job or friends or even a bf?

>>39632756
Oh wow my post from before got results
Where are you from anon? Do you like vidya?

>>39632770
Maybe that's because dumb shits like you give them a reason to respond by claiming genuine """fembots""" exist

>>39632692
I don't want a boyfriend. That will not fix my mental illness, cure my depression, or make me any less socially awkward.

If the only thing making you a social outcast is the lack of sexual activity, i could only wish to have life that good.

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>>39632718
I'm okay for now, thanks.

>>39632687
I'd actually rather die.

>>39632768
Thanks Anon, I try my best. What do you like to do for fun?

>>39632794
>That will not fix my mental illness, cure my depression, or make me any less socially awkward.
Yes it will. That's all I have to say. Every issue can be fixed by having a cute guy love you and care for you

>>39632676
You should drink plenty of fluids and they'll go away.

>>39632793
>THREAD BECOMES "ARE FEMBOTS REAL"

You're still doing it.

>>39632794
It's not you dumb roasite, I'm a shutin. Not by choice though, I was rejected by society and cannot get friends or a girlfriend, online or otherwise, which is something that isn't possible for females. If you are wishing you can be a male then you can only have no idea how easy you truly have it.

>>39632835
I always watch how much I drink since that's a common migraine trigger, doesn't really do anything for me. But thanks anyway.

>>39632472
i never said i was cute

also forgot my >>39631397 body type, normal-thicc

>>39632857
You are like the retard who posts political shit then whines when /pol/tards start posting in it. Maybe give some thought as to why these threads always go like that

>>39632863
I have a fluid dispenser you can suck

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>most girls here are 18-20
Trust me, within the next few years you'll all definitely get dicked. You may be late bloomers but you are not perpetual robots like many of us are.

>>39632821
Game occasionally or hike, sail, or play tennis when the weathers nice. What about you?

>>39632859
Maybe if you were nice you would have friends.
Please stop being so hateful, I want you to be okay.

>>39632776
anxiety and depression nothing special, i want a boyfriend. just someone to care about me that isn't obligated by blood.

>>39632790
i'm casual as hell, i play overwatch. i'm sure that's pretty normie in terms of vidya. i don't think i can manage friendships anon

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>>39632888
I'm 22. When do I get dicked?

>>39632872
H-how big is your chest?

>>39632832
Nah, not true. In fact, it can make it worse if you realize they only like you for your body and physical appearance

>>39632832
That's just not true. If that's your situation, then you aren't genuinely mentally ill. Just feeding into your bad habits until they become a harmful lifestyle.

>>39632911
>i don't think i can manage friendships anon
give it a shot
got email/discord?

>>39632935
What if they like you because you're funny or you connect on a personal level or whatever. Me and my gf didn't even see eachother for half a year but just talked and we fell in love with eachother.

>>39632911
im sure you'd definitely find someone to care for you, you seem v sweet

>>39632924
Be my qt gf I will dick you.

>>39632888
I don't wanna til marriage though

>>39632901
>Maybe if you were nice you would have friends.
Ah yes, it's a just world after all, the reason I have no friends is because I'm an asshole. It couldn't be that years of bullying and rejection from society when I really tried has turned me into an asshole. I was really like this at age ten too lol. Isn't it nice living in a world of justice, equality and fairness? Maybe you really are female, only a woman living her life on easy mode could have this naive worldview.

>>39632924
You might be too fat for Chad's standards but you can always find a chubby chaser. Ask on craigslist and post some pictures of just your body in lingerie

26
Black
Fat. BMI is 28.
I don't really.
0

>>39632895
Oh, I'm more of an indoors guy I guess. Not really appealing, but I like to play games, watch anime, and read manga. Been meaning to go to the gym sometime but I'm also trying to finish up a certification so I can get a better job first; time management is a little hard for me.

>>39632972
Sometimes even then they're with you mainly because you're attractive. Happened to me.

>>39632989
Only if you live near me. I don't do meme distance relations.

>>39632895
>stacy looks
>stacy hobbies
Be my stacy gf please

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28
White
Thinnish
Brain problems
9

>>39633046
Alright, where are you abouts?

>>39632933
looks pretty small but if you touch them theyre actually pretty dense/voluminous

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>>39633094
East germany..
>tfw can't go on nightwalks cause risk of Mohammed raping me

>>39633099
can i touch thems

>>39630699
>Age.
22
>Ethnicity.
white
>Body type.
fat
>Why you think you are a robot.
i dont
>How many dicks you have had.
i stopped counting after 16 lol

ALL THEY ARE LYING ALL THEY ARE LYING

people in their 19-20-21 can't be robots losers useless retards like us

KILL ALL YOURSELVES

>>39632995
I was a terrible asshole when I was younger too. I was abused, which turned me into a socially retarded mess who blamed the world for my mom beating the shit out of me.

It's not worth it. If people rejected you even though you were nice, it was probably an issue of you being socially unaware and making them uneasy. It's shitty, but you have to work to be likable and enjoyable to be around.

Life has been anything but easy for me. I got out of the hateful mindset, you can too.

>>39633135
>East germany..
Meme distance is the best you'll ever hope for

>>39633099
Mmm, can't go wrong with firm ones. What kind of asian are you, Anon?

>fembot survey
>Didnt include a question on XX or XY chromosomes
You dun goofd OP, this thread is still a sausage fest

>>39633150
chill toastie not everyone was chocking on a cocktail at 15 lmao

>>39633028
Ah yeah same here. It can be difficult to balance the gym with work and everything else, especially since working out isn't the most fun thing to do

>>39632965
impossible, i'm too scared. thanks for the kind gesture anon.

>>39632980
my depression make me lash out at people sometimes, i'm not very nice. i sometimes envy guys, they're expected to go out and conquer and form a life for themselves. my parents dote on me because i'm their daughter and have reinforced my stagnant lifestyle

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>>39633164
>Meme distance is the best you'll ever hope for

>>39633159
Yes but you had the fortunate quality of being female. We can't all be so lucky. Do you think I'm an asshole to people I try to make friends with? Of course not, it doesn't make a fucking difference. I am going to die friendless and alone and there is nothing I can do about it.

>it was probably an issue of you being socially unaware and making them uneasy
Nothing I can do about this, I have autism and a sub-90 IQ

>>39633181
*cock desu
Lel

>>39633181
I don't know the significance of "choking on a cocktail"

IF YOU ARE NOT 26-80 AND VIRGIN YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT

>>39633206
It's your own decision normie

>>39632756
por favor seras mi qtp2t novia who stays home all day making tacos

>>39633186
>ignored by stacy on /r9k/

any fembots on vancouver island

>>39633218
LDRs kill me. I was in one for a week with a guy I really liked from here and then I went to bed crying myself to sleep because I was still alone. Never again

>>39633186
>working out isn't the most fun thing to do
Still, gotta transform that pain into gain sometime.
I wouldn't mind doing outdoors activities with a loved one, but pretty much only used to do swimming as a sport. Hiking sure does sound great, as does sailing. Tried tennis once, probably need to practice more to actually hit the ball lol

>>39630699
23
White and Native
Fat (200 lbs, 5'7)
i have schizophrenia and no friends and also i have autism and i am abused at home but i can't look after myself
0

>>39633201
i get that, i wouldn't envy it though, i think its equally hard for men and women, i mean yeh im expected to go out and do well and make something of myself, but that pressure can be kinda crippling when im in a similar position to yourself, pretty stagnant and depressed.

>>39633216
I meant to imply not every girl starts taking loads in her mouth at 15

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>>39630699
>21
>White
>Pale skellington
>On the schizo spectrum, committed twice, fear of people has turned into bitterness, NEET. More, if I had the energy to think of them.
>Zero, I'm an anxious, twitchy fuck that reeks of brain sickness.

>>39633245
Sry i didn't know how to respond to that

>>39633259
Sounds like a normie problem to me

>>39633314
>Sry i didn't know how to respond to that
"Okay here's my email [email protected]"

>>39632472
okay, I will bite. where am I supposed to be on a saturday night?
>inb4 out with friends
I have none
>inb4 out of the house in any way, shape or form
i live on a farm and i am too disabled to drive.

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>>39633316
I guess. Most girls in europe are just normies by default. I'd be a stacy if I lived in murica probably.

>All these supposed virgin femanons
Lol yeah right

>>39633265
Swimming is great, but i like other water sports more. I like to be distracted when I exercise. When I go to the gym I like to think of it as training to get away in case anyone ever tries to kidnap me again

>>39633313
y-you sound like me only i am fatter than skelly due to heavy course of antipsychotics
blease be my friend

>>39633274
i understand, good luck buddy. please try your hardest. i'll try too

>>39633350
You're a stacy right now. You're just shitposting for attention

>>39633364
Why not if it's Saturday night?

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I WANT A BROKEN GF TO FIX BUT ALL OF THESE ARE OBVIOUS LARPS

WHY CAN'T FEMBOTS ACTUALLY BE REAL

>>39633313
how do you rank your breasts and hips?
and tummy
and are your nails done?

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>>39633388
Oh fuck off I don't have a bf nor could I get one.
>tfw no more aryan wehrmacht bf

>>39633201
>impossible
DAMN IT

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>>39633138
sure anon
>>39633165
kankokujin

>>39633408
>nor could I get one
Simply by posting your contact info, you will get at least five offers right here.

>>39633348
Can't give out personal info bc worried about being stalked

>>39633389
Most of the femanons ITT probably have been dicked because women are naive and spread their legs for the first chad that pretends to love em. They might regret it but they still did it.

>>39633408
You fuck off and respect my hitler dubs stacy skank

>>39633399
I'm not larping but also couldn't be fixed by a relationship. Hope you find the one, anon.

>>39633349
I don't know
I'm not a normie
people say they go in bars, in parties, in malls, movies, whatever

IF YOUR MOM OR AUNT OR ANY OTHER WOMAN IN THE FAMILY EVER ASKED WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HOME IN A WEEKEND NIGHT YOUR ARE NOT A ROBOT

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>>39633427
Yeah from americans who I can't see or touch or please in real life. So then what's the point. Internet friends will all leave eventually.

>>39633435
i spread my legs for the first robot who pretended to love me and he ruined my life.

>>39633457
Nobody has ever asked me this.
I am home every day of the week and every weekend, except on therapist appointments when i am at my therapists office. my mom drives me there.

>>39633465
See what I mean.
Dumb women, just cannot fucking wait until marriage.
Fucking roastie.

>>39633465
""""""robot"""""" you mean. Congrats you found a lurking Chad looking for easy pussy and he got it.

So tell me, why did you think he was a """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""ROBOT""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Fucking easy whore.

>>39633377
>Swimming is great, but i like other water sports more. I like to be distracted when I exercise. When I go to the gym I like to think of it as training to get away in case anyone ever tries to kidnap me again
What sort of distractions did you have in mind? Like water polo? Also, did someone bad try to do that to you? Sorry to hear.

>>39633430
"Okay anon, post a throwaway, and I'll contact you"

>>39633415
>KR
So uh do you like snsd? kek

>>39633459
Fuck off stacy go back to /soc/ with the rest of your putrid kind

>>39633493
i thought he was a robot because he had severe autism, no friends, lived with his parents, was fat (300+ lbs), had a neckbeard and was also a virgin.

>>39633569
And what did he do? How and why did he ruin you?

Also why on earth did you allow that pig to fuck you? You truly have no self respect do you.

>>39633569
how the fuck could someone as desperate sounding as him ruin your life

>>39633569
how bad of a catch are you to spread ur legs for someone like that? honest question

>>39633569
you fucked a fat men you whore
slut
whore slut
dirty slut
kill your self and your self

>>39633546
theyve put out some absolute bangers but i dont really into kpop

>>39633604
>absolute banger

where tf are you from dude, thought that was only a British term

>>39633604
What ARE you into, Anon? Tell me

>>39633585
>>39633592
he drugged and sodomized me later

>>39633600
i am not bad, i am just not attractive to men

>>39633645
christ, im sorry to hear that, hope you're doing better now

>>39633501
Yeah water polo is great, it's really fun and you get fit before you even realize it. And by distractions I mean it's nicer to be able to look around at beautiful scenery while walking or play a fun sport rather than just run on a treadmill and feel the pain of each calorie you burn. And thanks, I've had lots of weird stuff happen to me.

>>39633459
There's literally zero reason to believe en e-relationship can't be brought irl if both parties sufficiently plan for such a thing.

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>>39633645
>he drugged and sodomized me later
ROFL. Why did you even go out with him you disgusting whore.

>i am not bad, i am just not attractive to men
I'm sure you're actually a cutie. But because you are a used up nonvirgin, AND A DISGUSTING PIG LIKE THAT TOUCHED YOU.... Wow. Just kill yourself and leave this board.

>>39633693
I dated him for a year before I even looked at his wiener. He gained the weight while we were together.

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>>39633690
Sure. But if I can't be with the person I love in real life my heart hurts so much I cry. I can't handle being separate from my love so I only want irl relations which I can't get.

>>39633645
>drugged and sodomized me later
so you reported him to the police and he's in jail now, right?

I dunno why you slept with him, I've had girls offer sex but even I wasn't that desperate to sleep with them and I'm a pretty horny dude. Are women that emotionally dependent they'll sleep with slobs just to spend a night not alone?

>>39633400
I am skellington.
>C-cup.
>Just about flat. Could be flatter if I was more active. No definition.
>Hips are alright, I guess. If I suck in my stomach you can see bones. I want to be generous, my hips are naturally a bit wider but could be more so if there was some fat there.
>When I used to go outside on a regular basis I was partial to black nail paint because I like duller colors. Usually I didn't, and now I don't. I keep my nails short, long nails look like a pain in the ass.

>>39633378
I had antipsychotics for a little bit when I was committed, it was interesting, shame I can't get them prescribed now.

>>39633430
Why can't you just make a throwaway?

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>>39633743
Well you get what you deserve. Should've gotten a qt robot bf, and not some fake chad who knew you were easy pussy as soon as he saw you.

>>39633778
Because you're not a Chad you retard, stop trying

>>39633637
im using it more as a meme term haha, didnt know it was a british thing. im on the west coast, usa
>>39633638
loveless

>>39633688
I see what you mean now. It can be a chore to force yourself to go to the gym if it isn't fun, I agree.. Is it totally out of the question to get to know you better if you're paranoid about those past events?

>>39633760
plz be my fucked up schizo gf

>>39633785
>easy pussy
>one year
kek faggot

>>39630807
>>39632185
>>39632756
HISPANIC IS NOT A FUCKIN RACE

IF YOU ARE BROWN THEN YOUR RACE IS MESTIZO

FUCKING INDIAN MUTTS

>>39630699
26
Caucasian
5'5", 108lbs, thin, small tits, smaller waist, wide hips
I have been diagnosed with bipolar disorder type 1, severe OCD and exclusive necrophilia. I was kicked out of the Marine Corps after only two years for being too dangerous/unstable. I lived in a rat and cockroach infested slum for two years after probation. I've been chemically castrated. I've been posting on this god-forsaken site for over 10 years. I'm posting on /r9k/ on a Saturday night. I'm an alcoholic.
I've been penetrated by four living men.

>>39633785
This, every roastie who "gave a robot a chance" always goes for the absolute worst human beings then get surprised when they're burned.

>>39633778
She's just pretending to be lonely my man, there is no such thing as a fem"""bot""" who is lonely except by choice. She could post in a new thread tomorrow with her contact info and get ten different men interested in her, or ten more the next day, you are disposable and mean absolutely nothing to her.

>>39633853
I always consider hispanic and latino the same thing
is it supposed to be different?

>>39633811
they always are on the west coast, they always are

>>39633855
How and why were you chemically castrated?

>>39633853
Who the fuck cares. Most Hispanics are brown mestizos, and in colloquial usage it means mestizo. Even "white" hispanics are shit anyway so it doesn't matter.

>>39633855
Can't you just be a camwhore and swim in cash?
you can even choose any content for your "stream"
game, food, books, clothes, easy peasy

>>39633855
how can I get chemically castrated too? does it hurt? do you have to take your pants off?

>>39633855
>for being too dangerous/unstable.
explain, I'm genuinely curious. Did you sperg out while serving and get into fights or something? Also what were you on probation for?

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>>39633851
>casually tell depressed girl she is pretty
>listen to her inane rambling everyday so she thinks you are interested in her
>meanwhile do your own thing
>eventually she spreads her legs for you and begs for you to choke and rape her because you're the only one giving her some attention

Low investment, high return. Yup, Looks like easy pussy to me.

>>39633855
>I've been penetrated by four living men.
>I'm a fem"""bot"""
pick one

>>39633850
I am not fit for human relationships anymore, and it wouldn't be in your best interests/health.

>>39633946
Neither am I, state?

>>39633872
Robots who don't care about your hobbies at all and just want "anything with a pulse" don't really count though. The point of a bf/gf is that you actually do things together besides sex, otherwise it's no different from a FWB relationship.

>>39633835
I'm sorry, I want to say yes because you seem nice but with a situation I'm in right now, I'm kinda trying to lay low and not give out personal stuff. Best of luck to you tho and it was nice talking with you

>>39633855
All of those problems are negated by the 4 men normalfag

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>>39630699
21
Asian/White
Schizophrenia
err i guess over 10 lol

>>39634016
were they real men or ghosts?

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>>39633879
gomen'nasai
originaru

>>39634016
>Bot
>Over 10
Be my slutty gf

>>39634003
Np Anon, anytime. Have a good weekend.

>>39633989
Like I said, by choice. Sort through enough men and you will eventually find one with similar hobbies to you.

>>39634093
kys this weekend anon

>>39633989
You can do things with robots other than sex you stupid normie

>>39633885
I was admitted to a clinic for mentally ill sex offenders and given the choice to be chemically castrated. I was desperate to not go to jail or reoffend so I tried it. Surprise surprise, within three months I reoffended. I begged them to take me off of it and the damage was done. It made me fucking ridiculously aggressive and horny. Shots hurt like a bitch every week. Never again.

>>39633913
I have an unholy aversion to any sort of sex or appeal to the living. My skin crawls thinking of camwhoring. I would rather wagecuck every day for the next 40 years and feel appreciated and valued and respected by my coworkers than spend one day selling my appearance to people who would find it sexual.
>>39633922
If you can get a psychiatrist to prescribe it for valid reasons I don't see why not. Good luck though. I got the shots in my arm, so did everyone else.
>>39633932
How else was I supposed to know if my necrophilia was exclusive or not if I didn't try everything possible? It would be stupid to resign to something so horrible without attempting every other alternative. I've been with women as well and that didn't work either.

>>39634168
Fuck you for ghosting me necrofag

>>39633961
Maine. Seriously I don't even know how to express love beyond what tv has shown me.

>>39630699
22
white
curvy
Im depressed
54, mostly black

>>39634226
Something tells me this post isn't real

>>39634168
wait, you went to jail for fucking dead people? I thought I was fucked up

>>39634011
>being dumped by 4 men over the course of 26 years because you were as dry as a nun and cold as the arctic
>didn't show any human emotion in a fucking relationship
>abused them horribly
Not all sex is healthy or normal. All because I was attractive or socially competent enough to have a desperate, submissive or stupid enough man to fuck me doesn't make that interaction outweigh the negatives. At least to someone that can see the full picture and not hone in on "sex is bad, period"

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>>39634016
>Thinking schizo is enough to become a robot.
>thinking you can be a robot after having sex over 10 times.
Kek

>>39634226
be my coal burner gf to mildly resent beneath the surface

30
white
skinnyfat
More of a cyborg, I guess. If I had the choice, I'd stay in my apartment all day, every day and never speak with anyone. Relationships and live social interaction in general are exhausting and I can't make conversation to save my life. Probably at least somewhere on the autism spectrum considering I fit some other symptoms as well.
1 (one)

>>39634226
here comes the black boi spaming his meme

>>39634296
By 1, do you mean your boyfriend's?

>>39634296
Do you like younger guys christmas cake?

>>39634168
how?
you invade the places the dead are placed and rub your pussy on them?
tell us more, you should write a book

>>39634196
I'm a bad friend
I'm sorry.
Seriously, if I ghosted you it was because
I wasn't a good enough friend to you
you deserve better than someone who's unreliable, drunk all the time and can't hold obligations.
>>39634256
I was locked up for attacking someone, never convicted for necrophilia, just diagnosed with it.

>>39634252
Holmes you old dog.

>>39634346
please be my friend again i miss you ;_;

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>>39630892
>feminine penis
You fucking traps all need to be gassed

>>39631305
>thinking it's real pussy and not just "feminine penises"

>>39634320
I mean my husband's.

>>39634336
No.

>>39634430
>Husband
>No
NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

>>39632924
if you're fat then try /soc/ or bbwchan or something

>>39634430
I wish I had a wife, I'd stop browsing this board immediately

>>39634705
It's not that easy to stop browsing this board, anon.

>>39634739
I don't want to say im not attempting to find someone for myself but holy fuck it's much harder to do that to stop browsing this board.

>>39634893
I've been on this godforsaken website for nearly 14 years, anon. We've all tried to stop. Tried, I say.

>>39635086
>married normie female tries to fit in with robots by oldfag shitposting
Just fuck off and go camwhore on /soc/ already

>>39630699
>Age.
19
>Ethnicity.
Asian
>Body type.
skell
>Why you think you are a robot.
Neet who just plays videogames and listens to music all day.
>How many dicks you have had.
0

>>39635141
music and vidya taste

>>39635124
I never have and never will, friend. If you're looking for a partner, however, I suggest that you do so.

>>39635160
music is whatever the "my list" on youtube throws at me, which is recently this weird mix of electronic and metal.
Videogames is mostly overwatch an R6S at the moment

>>39635315
link some of the music you listen to now

It's interesting that this thread seems to have been on autosage for several dozen posts now, despite not being over the bump limit. Is this mod sorcery?

>>39635363
Here is something i pulled from my history
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVqPx5mUj0g&t=1822s

>>39635425
That sounds like shit desu