Why are you still in this shithole we call life?

>>39627702
Because I can't read your thumbnail picture on how to kill myself

For the memes. Also I'm sure you can't jackoff in hell.

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>>39627702
screencapture related

>>39627702
N2O is better than helium
you'd first trip, then sleep, then suffocate
gotta find some without oxygen in it tho

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>>39627702
If life is such a shithole, why are you still alive to make this autistic thread?

Considering the fact that you most likely live in a first world country with a broadband Internet connection, maybe the life circumstance ISN'T a shithole, and the only thing shitty here is your happiness-sucking entitlement and your previous life choices.

>>39627702
They put oxygen in those tanks now so it doesnt work anymore.

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1) I need to see where this hilarious Trump / natural disaster bullshit is going to lead

2) Porn gets higher resolution, more specific, and more degenerate every year

3) I like computers a whole lot and want to see if humanity can create a real, sapient AI within my lifetime, or a smartphone that can talk to me about sonic the hedgehog

4) Food is good and I haven't eaten enough of it yet

5) Drugs are great, and make me temporarily not want to die as much. Pot, MDMA, and shrooms may actually become reasonably legal within my lifetime

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>>39628260
What a bunch of shitheads.
>Remove painless ways to die
>Can't do anything to make rope safer

>>39628294
>MDMA
>Shrooms
>Legal
Never gonna happen. Ever. Pot has a chance, but these two actually make you think about your life in a meaningful way. The jews in the UN banned them directly.

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>>39627702
If I take that mask off would you die?

>>39628342
lt wouId be extremely painful

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>>39628327

Don't be so cynical, friendo.

Look up the legality page on Wikipedia for shrooms - they're either legal, or decriminalized to the point of the official policy not mattering much in many, many countries, including the Netherlands, Austria, Brazil, Poland, Italy, Spain, and Canada, and many other smaller countries. It's one of the easiest drugs in the world to personally grow and cultivate, and there are no controls on buying spores or grow kits, and so even if you can't get it in shops, it's easy to get a supply.

Pot is already happening, and you agree on that front. Once something like this has been legalized, other nearby territories start to lose economic opportunity by not participating in the new market, and legalization spreads rapidly. Look at the U.S - in 2007, we didn't even have a single state with legal recreational use, and now, in just one decade, we've got 8.

MDMA has recently been making a splash in the news for being a possible treatment for PTSD. Legitimate medical usage is usually the first step for recreational legalization, although I will admit this takes a very long time.

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>>39627702
Too lazy to end it all to be honest I'd still probably be depressed in the after life anyway