Frogs and Feels Tavern

>>39627120
Lets give this a lil' bump.

I'm on day 3 of no fap. Feelin' fine, actually.

>>39628095
What are the benefits my guy ?

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>>39627120
Can I just get a shot of whisky?
Work is dumping an absolutely inhuman amount of more work on me and it's all pretty demoralizing. Working up the courage to put my two weeks in come Monday. I have a few other leads with a lot less driving and more pay to boot but overall I'm just burnt out and can feel myself slipping back into the depression.

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>>39627120
Third day in a row on my PC
I've had 2 hours of sleep and I'm not even tired

can someone kill me?

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>>39627120
I'll have some coke.
Why do I feel pathetic, even though everything is going fine and dandy in my life?

>>39628457
Well I have no idea of the long term effects but so far I have 4 extra hours of free time every day!

>>39627120
Fireball and Dr. Pepper, as always.

I'm realizing I don't necessarily need gf. Relationship politics are complicated and awkward, and I'm realizing that I don't need that shit in my life.

Now, I'd like to lose my virginity but currently that's not a major issue.

>>39628095
>>39628457
As someone who is becoming a scientist, well, noFap isn't very healthy
>inb4 oy vey jewish kike shill 14/88 white pride worldwide.

>>39628661
Explain blblblbkxkxkx

>>39627120
Can I have some Tea please?

>>39628745
You see, one must have a certain amount of ejaculations per month, it has been proven across various scientific journals. Also, the claims that
>oh if you abandon a natural and healthy process for X amount of time then you get SUPERPOWERS LOLOLOL
is totally false. Also, those who "fap" regularly, tend to have lower rates of prostate cancer. Overall, nofap is unhealthy and just plain stupid. Want to have a better life? Work harder, gain power and money, et cetera.

>>39628745
And besides, do you know why I am superior to roaties ine every single way? By simply being far more successful and intelligent than them.

>>39627120
I want the strongest moonshine you have. Whole fucking bottle. My weekend is coming to its end and another week of hell in university is about to begin. God, i am in there for seven fucking days and i already hate that place.
I am alone among chads, roasties and hypocritical tumblrinas. God save my soul.

>>39628978
Mein gott. I am really, really sorry for you. May you be blessed by the Flying Spaghetti Monsters' noodly appendage.

>>39627120
I'll have a rum coke. and On new antidepressants. Libido is low, but still managed to lose my virginity. Im still tired all the time though.

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Sharing some feels here. Started college a few days ago and it isn't going great. I've only met a couple of people and everyone seems to have their own friend groups and I have noone to hang out with at breaks and lunch, so I just mope around the library. Fuck.

>>39628794
>>39628908
OK, thanks.

>>39629057
Figure this shit out quick or it's game over.

>>39629107
It really isnt that bad. I never talk to the people I was friends with my first week of college, and the guys I met over the past few years durring college are my best friends. People just rush into friend groups to fit in, you will meet your real friends over time. Sitting in the library however is not the way to go, he should try joining a club.

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Some vodka and coke please.
I feel like I'm not doing or gonna do anything with my life, but at the same time I don't wanna do anything.

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>>39629107
>>39629169
Wish me luck lads. I'll try joining some clubs and stuff like that.

>>39629169
>People just rush into friend groups to fit in, you will meet your real friends over time.

That's what I told myself through 4 years.
>Tomorrow I will meet my best friend.
Never happened.

>>39629265
Figure it out now, Anon. Rush into it, you can't have enough friends and contacts.

>>39629276
The only person I've met properly so far was this one girl who sat opposite me on one of the tables in the canteen. She started a conversation and we learnt each others name and stuff. Problem is that shes almost always flanked by about 6-7 of her friends, none of which I know whatsoever, so I don't feel like I can talk to her. Its worth noting that if it wasn't already obvious I'm socially inept and that doesn't help matters.

>>39629276
>Rush into it
This is correct
>you can't have enough friends and contacts.
Toxic advice for some people. Some people work better just having a small group of really good friends.

>>39629386
Shut the hell up faggot, you clearly don't know what Anon is like.

>>39629384
This is good. Try to get invited into the group, say yes to any opportunity that presents itself. Escape loneliness by any means necessary.

a sailors and coke please. finally got another on site interview on Monday, hopefully I get hired, the pay is shit and ill still live with my mom but at least ill be making some money and can stop spending all my time job searching. wish me luck robots.

>>39629462
I'll give it a shot. Hope it goes well.

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>>39627120

Id like for a six pack for dark beer, thank you sir !

So basically I have lots of work to do, yet I am unable to get up to work. I think that I'm addicted to just wasting time on the laptop ( games, youtube, stuff like that ).
I dunno what to do since I also work on the laptop.

Also, I'm currently in a relationship but my gf sorta neglects me so now I'm eyeing a girl. I know it's wrong, I subdue the emotions, but sometimes...I think of her..

>>39629462
>t. sperg
You're right, I don't know what anon is like. Thats why I just cautioned him that what works for some might not work for all.

>>39629518
Good luck my man.

>>39629540
>>t. sperg
No shit, asshole.

Back to /soc/ with you where you can pick who your friends are.

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>>39628755
Got some sophisticated stuff for you.

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>>39629025
Congratulations on losing your V card. How was the experience like?

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I'll have some beer. I sent a message to a friend some time ago and she answered today, telling me she tried killing herself by painkiller overdose. I don't know what to think about it because I always treated her as a kid and she's only 17.

Then I thought:"Would she care as I did if I did it?" i'm mad but also anxious and sad.

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>>39629235
I hate sitting down and doing nothing, but I always end up sitting down and doing nothing.

>>39629786
It was good, thanks to the antidepressants I lasted a while. Just hooked up with a girl on tinder for a one night stand. Overall just one less thing on my mind. Now its time to sort out the rest of my life.

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>>39628978
I'm going into that hell in 8 days. Wish me luck.

Can't goo wrong with everclear :^)

>>39629808
>Dumb roastie fails to kill herself
Women are worthless. They can't get anything done properly. What a joke.
I bet she is just a crazy attention hungry slut. Dump her sorry ass.

>>39629950
Good luck, friend. I hope you will have it, because i did not.

I'm not sure if I think I'm smarter than I am or if I'm smarter than I think I am. In some ways, I have tangible evidence that I'm better at logical thinking than most people. For a while I was convinced I was autistic or something because of it. But I've always been good at relating to people, and people have always liked to be around me. Not all people, but enough people. I know it's like a mortal sin around here to have friends but I've always had loving friends wherever I've gone. And even worse than that, several girls have liked me.
But what have I done with any of that? I don't keep in contact with most of those friends. I've had so many close friendships, a decent number of people have called me their best friend, but I just stopped talking to them. I'm still a virgin who's never had a girlfriend, because I'm too unhappy with myself to really accept that I make other people happy. I have so much trouble thinking I'm good enough when I see how much better I can be.
Half-expecting to get a >normie get out but whatever.

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>>39627120
5 shots of the strongest drink you got.
Tired of life, seems like abroken record you rewind every single day.
I don't have the courage to an hero. God, i wish you grant me the savation of death.

>>39629817
Yeah. The only thing i have going for me is I've been able to go to the gym and i have been reading a lot.
But I'm still anti-social with social anxiety

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>>39627120
EYH FUCKFACE, GIVE ME A VODKA REDBULL! I'M ABOUT TO GET SHITFACEEED!!! AAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!
HEHEEY HAHA, WHAT THE FUCK ARE ALL YOU LOSERS STARING AT EHHH!?

>>39627120
HEY! HEY!!! YOU FUCKING RETARD, I WAS TALKING TO YOU! GIVE ME A VODKA REDBULL, STAT! CHOP CHOP YOU FUCKING SNAIL

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>>39627120
A handle of bourbon if it's possible, thanks.
Just checked my classmates on social media. They all moved on in life, got into uni, travel the world, hangout with friends, become beautiful and happy and I'm still here, in the same room, an ugly, friendless, mentally ill, alcoholic, junkie shut-in. It's such a generic feel and yet it's so weird and sad to realize.

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>>39627120
an IPA please
Just came to realization that at 25 I'm a shut in with a brain that doesn't work as it should and I'm stuck in this rut of waking up and watching time fly by
Meanwhile my siblings are all having kids, or starting full time work and my aging parents are starting their retirement spendathon

I just wish I could dissipate most days

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I have had fuckin enough of my roommate despite he's living with me for just two days. Things had been pretty well until this fuckin chink moved in my dorm room yesterday. at first he looked like decent nerd guy for me but his next moves were unbelievable, basically he is nasty as shit. Just before, I had to get in the toilet then I found out he shaved and shook off his fucking pubic hair and covered all over the floor and toilet seat & bowl with them. What's his fuckin problem, why just can't he sweep his fucking shit? I don't know what to expect next.

A cigar and two shots of bleach please my good man.

I'm stuck in a position where my problems cover each others backs. I can't fix one because the other exists.
I'm about to hit a new low and not even try to improve myself. My track record of failure is crushing me. Self-esteem is non-existent.
I'm back in the pit I told myself I was never going back to.

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>"friends" with a bunch of girls at uni
>they all start talking about their boyfriends

>>39631374
>having friends
>even being friends with girls
You are way better off than the rest of us buddy

>>39627120
Oi white nig, gimme something strong.

>>39631498
>friendless virgin
>have a couple of people I can sit next to and talk during breaks, whose norminess just makes me more depressed
I've gotten pretty good at pretending I'm not a sad sack of shit, but it's tiresome to put up a sunny demanour all the time when you have chronic depression.

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I'm so fucking stupid. I'm actually happy that a girl that I've liked for the past 7 years made her Instagram profile public. And I only found this because every other month I stalk her social network profiles. I don't have an Instagram profile myself, but even if I did I wouldn't have the courage to follow her. I don't want to be perceived as a weirdo. Even though I'm much more than just weirdo at this point. There's something seriously wrong with me. Fuck... I want to punch myself so badly. I wanna bang my head on the wall until I forget about her and about me.

Don't think I don't know how pathetic this sound. I'm well aware of that. And there's no amount of red pills that can save me now. I guess the only honorable thing left to do is killing myself.

Howdy robots. Gimme a diet coke, please. I'm taking a course to be an english teacher, but the turbo autism is crushing me. I can't give a decent presentation. You're supposed to present like a teacher (as expected), which is an impossible task for someone who've been neeting for years. The end is nigh, brothers.

Classe of bleach please.
23yo today, only meseage is a hb steam mail. Please kill me

>>39627120
Give me a Murphys.
I'm heading off to uni Monday. I hope my class isn't full of idiots or fucking turbo normies.
I need to drop some feels. I can't seem to get enjoyment out of games or anime anymore. Anyone else know that feel?

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Give me hard cider, whatever kind you think is good.

My life is fucked. I can't even find a part-time job after all the kiddos are going back to high school. My only friend said we'd hang out for my birthday but it's been a week of him hardly talking to me, and I can't keep the ridiculous mental image of him and the rest of the group I play D&D with will say happy belated birthday tomorrow during the game even though it'll have been a whole week. My dad's condition is worsening and his mind is starting to go... He's only just agreed to physical therapy when he could've been doing it for years and been in better shape now. My mom keeps drinking my brandy and I'm sort of concerned by that... She needs surgery for her back but keeps finding excuses. I want to live in the city more than anything but I can't even get a part-time job. I thought I'd have more friends by now a year ago.
I'd love to just get in the car and drive somewhere, anywhere, try to find a shit job and shit place to live. Anywhere but here. But I can't. And the thing stopping me isn't reasons I want to stay, but reasons I can't go. I haven't left the house in... I can't remember how many days it's been. I keep doing this thing where I cry randomly but it's just tears coming out and I can't stop it.
Sorry for wall o text bitching.

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>>39628602
I did that two weeks ago farming black lotus in a video game.

Feels good.

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I really don't know how to ask my parents if they'd be hurt by my suicide, and it's totally inappropriate considering my current situation (neet), they'd take it for me just trying to squeeze out some pity. I don't want to be pitied though, I want to die.
I also don't want to hurt them. My dad already has depression or something and my mom has just started to get her life back together after 18 years of dealing with my dumb ass.
I don't talk to either one of them that much, the only time we really interact as a family is when they're trying to one up one another by swaying to my needs. And that so rarely happens because it makes me feel terrible, so I'm thinking it wouldn't be too big of a deal for them.
What do I do? I have to die before I turn 19. I don't want to do 2 more years of NEETDOM, I've been doing it for the past 2 months and it's the fucking worst type of situation to be in.
Maybe it wouldn't be so bad if I had the ability to focus on shit and get myself together, but I just don't. I can't focus on this driving manual. I just keep changing my icon on discord.
I don't want to do another two years of this.

>>39633215
>I really don't know how to ask my parents if they'd be hurt by my suicide
no matter how shitty your relationship is with your parents the answer is it would, it would permanently destroy them. If you're gonna have any real reason not to kill yourself then it should be your empathy not to pass on that serious level of pain onto others

>>39627120
>tfw masturbating to my cousins feet pics

>>39627120
Heineken please

>>39628794
not him but it gets in the way of everyday shit for me

It feels extremely awkward to go out and do things and socially interact with the knowledge that just an hour ago I was jacking it to my own fantasies. Just like certain words don't belong in the same sentence, certain activities don't belong in the same day for me. I don't know if that's typical or if I'm just being autistic, but when I go for longer periods of not fapping I feel more "driven"

>>39633371
That is understandable desu, but there is no need to hold off on natural impulses because some dude on the internet told you some stuff. Also, always check ones sources.

>>39633215
A: Killing yourself would ruin your parents
B: If you have not even turned 19 yet you are FAR from reaching the point of no return.

>>39633560
nobody told me to do it, I deduced this on my own