How are you Floridabots doing? Embracing the cold release of

>putting all my video game consoles, books, and shit in plastic bags
>put them in the backroom
>mom lets me know that at least some of the roof is probably going to come off back there
>racking my brains trying to figure out a better place to put all my shit

>>39625445
Put more bags around them just in case. One bag is risky as it may be leaking. Then put it in solid box and put that box somewhere it won't get flushed out. The outside will get wet, but the contents will be fine.

>>39625218
I'm debating about going outside and hoping a flying piece of wood or metal just ends my miserable life.

>>39625218
Hoping I die honestly. I hate this world and I want to fucking die.

Pretty good all things considered. Power is still on, on the east side so its looming like we're not getting as fucked as the West coast. Cable is going in and out though.

>>39625445
Do you have a cooler?

>>39625534
Not sure if I have any free boxes around here but I'll put them in another bag, sure. I might clear my dresser and just put them on there but then that's also in front of the window, fuck me.

>>39625661
Yeah we do, but I'm not sure if my dad will be using it.

even for a suicidal bot, a hurricane is a bad way to die. either you're drowning, you're swept away, or you're hit by a fucking flying steel girder or something.

>>39625645
I love you, anon. I hope you feel good for a moment today. If you do feel good, that's me hugging you, cosmically.

>live on a long narrow sandbar jutting out into the Atlantic Ocean
>build settlements at or below sea level
>settle directly on the coast because of "the nice view"
>panic when you get slammed by tropical storms

A testament to man's arrogance. The alligators and swamps in the panhandle were supposed to discourage settlers from going any lower.

>>39625810
Drowning is my third favorite way to die. But they're all good.

I want to FUCK that hurricane

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>tfw out of pot
this shit was supposed to last me a month
I am seriously contemplating just walking outside and letting Irma do her job

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Irma-chan has some THICC thunder thighs

just chillin at home. I'm betting it's gonna turn into the gulf, even if it doesn't it still isn't a threat. people are going crazy about this stupid hurricane. I live in tampa btw

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>>39627322
More Irma THICCness.

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>>39627237
>>39627322
>>39628093
She is a rather sexy hurricane

>>39628093
>Live in Commiefornia
>Can't go out into the storm while the roads are clear and fap in the embrace of big momma nature

WHY EVEN LIVE

>>39628709
I seriously hope at least one of you fuckers go out and masturbate in the storm. Also cum tribute a picture of thick Irma.

Storm hasn't hit Orlando, I heard a few guys are going out with guns to shoot Tue hurricane

im doing fine but were not in an evac zone thanks :^)

>>39625218
>This little bitch storm
Not scared to be honest, Andrew was a real man's storm.