Who else here /forever voluntarily celebrate/?

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>>39623913
Well I plan on being a priest so yeah

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yes. I am terrified of penis and I value my purity too much to ever soil it

I guess i am. It is not that i am ugly beyond saving or anything, but i really hate interacting with other people, especially females. They are just too different from me. They cannot be silent even for a moment, while i talk very rarely and only if i have something to say. They consider this as a 'weirdness', that i don't entertain them.
I'd like to find ideal girl with which i could share my life and bed, but that is a wet dream of mine. Well, maybe in the next life.

>>39623913
I remain pure for my waifu.

>>39623913
Kind of. I want a gf but will never go out of my way to get one.

>>39623950
How do you go about doing this?

>>39623950
that doesn't mean much, though i guess slipping it in the choir boy's flying buttress doesn't really count

>>39623950
why are there so many paedophiles on this board

It's complicated, I'd like a relationship but I have no fucking clue how relationships are supposed to work or what makes them fun. Also I'm not a very sexual person, high-T but no drive.

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>>39623950
I wish I could believe in religion and become a priest.

I find old hermits very interesting. They tended to be relgious and focus on some odd practices, usually sacrifices and tribulations for a higher purpose than themselves.

I don't like much of life or how things work. I don't like regular things. I don't like normal interaction and normal social behaviour and normal beliefs. I see this hermit/celebate life as some form of silent, internal protest against society.

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33KHV Wizard reporting in. I won't have sex with this body. Gimme dat resurrection body sex.

>>39623913
How did the director explain to Kiernan what she's doing in that scene?

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>be 2010
>friend in high school had sex for the first time and got chlamydia
>turns out this chick had a body count of 24
>scared shitless for my friend and myself
>have an irrational fear of sex now
>virgin at 23 still
>4 girls have showed interest in me since then
>ghosted them all out of fear of contracting an STD