>ywn have sex with an American girl

>>39623100
Please do it's the only way to improve our brave USMNT

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>>39623100
Burger here. I'll let you fuck my wife. She's 800 pounds so it's impossible to find her vagina. I just fuck her fat rolls now, so I guess you better do the same. Oh, and watch out for my ooey gooey American fluids in those fatrolls. I can't bother to clean all of them out.

>>39623142
>Please do it
But how?

>>39623233
Walk to Rammstein or your nearest US Military Freedom Center oGlobal Peace and put three beers into a chick with a ponytail.

>>39623326
>Rammstein
Do Americans actually listen to that?
>into a chick with a ponytail
Why specifically with a ponytail?
Also why would they want to fuck me?

>>39623359
Rammstein is a US military base. It's where you meet horny American women who want to "see the world."

>>39623100
Germany is whiter than america

>>39623378
Kek. Thought you meant the band.
>It's where you meet horny American women who want to "see the world."
Finding them is not hard but how do I make them fuck me

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>>39623100
>ywn have sex with any girl

>>39623378
>>39623326
The military base is actually named Ramstein with one M

t. some one who lives nearby.