Anon, have you ever used this machine before?

Didn't I tell you I was a veteran of the Great Water Balloon War of 2015? I told you not to fucking bring it up you insensitive bitch

>he doesn't mcgyver rudimentary sex toys from condoms

>"No, I always come prepared"

>>39622179
I once bought a vibrating ring from one once just to see if they made jerking off feel better

result: meh, onaholes are better

The machine swallowed my money. Fucking cunts.

>>39622837
That's no way to speak about girls.

>>39622926
If I was talking about the fleshlight that was standing next to the machine, I wouldn't be worried about my money. I'd be worried about my bank account.

Not in a original way