Chris Chan got a gf!

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>>39622063
>a complicated relationship
i too would have complications figuring out just what to do with that lovely boipucci

>>39622063

Is she aware that she's his gf now?

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>tfw Christine will never look as cute as she feels

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>those screams in the background

I'm calling this now

>The woman is friends with Chris, out of pity or what have you, but definitely not lovers
>Chris got a hold of her cellphone/computer and changed her relationship status as being together because Chris is so anxious to be in a relationship
>The woman is probably stupid with computers and hasn't realized this yet
>Very soon, she's going to be "single" status again or in a relationship with another man and have to come out and say "I'M GOOD FRIENDS WITH CHRISTINE, BUT THAT IS ALL"

just you wait, I'm sure of this.

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>>39623420
did he just make a cut with a knife on his taint?

i thought chris was in jail for molesting his sister or something?

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>Chris Chan is going to have sex before you are

KILL ME NOW

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>>39623661
That's not Chris, i think you are reffering to Nick Bate?

>>39623485
Nah. She put the status up herself, but the "complicated" part is supposed to signal to all her friends that she isn't actually in a relationship with him and it's just a pity thing to make him feel better.

>>39623676

Chris Chan has already had sex

>>39623695

Isn't he in prison now?

>>39623505
He got his taint pierced and it got infected and it caused tunneling that he thought it was a pussy. He could have gone into septic shock and died from it

>>39623727
Someone post the webm
Prototypo

>>39623505
worse,
he pierced if to make like a tain ring or something
and it got infected and became an abscess
which then burst open and Chris thought he was growing a magical vagina

>>39623749
>>39623761
it did surprised me though, not his stupidity
but rather he has a higher tolerance for pain than I thought.

>>39623753
>webm
of him having sex with a playstation?

>>39623695
How is it possible to have teeth THAT bad at such a young age?

>>39622063
If they really are together, I'm happy for them.

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>>39623727
That autistic fuck up has had sex while I'm getting to the stage where the idea of sticking my dick in a womans vag is starting to repulse me.

Really takes a hit to the old moral

>>39623749
>>39623761
>someone actually had to pierce this things taint

>chris got a gf before me
jesus thats a blow...

>>39623792
didn't he do it himself,
thats why i assume it got infected,

>>39623695
ah yeah my bad thanks

>>39623793
>>39623788
the guy is e famous,
thats probably it.

>>39623774
Nah, man. An actual human. It was posted some time ago here

>>39623803
Nah, you're overestimating his hygiene practices. Chances are he was smearing shit all over his fresh piercing for weeks

This has to be a catfish, right?

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>143 frs

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>>39622063
Jessica isn't even that ugly...
If they did in fact know eachother for a few years, I doubt it's a troll. But to be safe, give it a few weeks.

>complicated
A bad sign. I hear her dad disapproves too.

Regardless, if Chris finally got his true sweetheart, it means bad things are to come.

>>39623788
He had sex with a prostitute. It's early days on this Jessica Quinn chick. She's been his FB asspatter for a while now. No one is really sure what her motives are or how this will pan out.

>>39623955
>what her motives are
isn't it fucking obvious?
e fame

>>39623955
is she the ultimate final boss for chris? will she produce the greatest saga in the history of CWCville?

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I may be in the minority , but I miss the old chris,
before all the tranny stuff

>>39624004
yeah he's kind of like, sort of learning life lessons now
at least he's learning not to feed da trolls as much

>>39624065
no he is not,
the fuck doesn't have legit gender dysphoria.
he's doing the tranny shit as a way to gain sympathy and run away from his problems,
its the opposite of life lessons.

>>39623780
From literally eating shit

>>39624105
i would argue that he knows gender dysphoria doesn't exist and he is doing this as part of his master plan

>>39624165
>chris chan
>planning anything

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The love quest has ended but the rape quest now begins.

>>39623982
CWC's final saga is him becoming just another crazy homeless person when Barb dies and her house is foreclosed upon.
The final boss in the great saga of Chris Chan is Chris himself, he will either die in a gutter dressed like a fat old lady or he will adapt and create a life for himself without childish accoutrements like his comics or body pillow. I think either is about as likely as the other, i just hope i can witness the beautiful swan song of Christian Weston Chandler

Uhhh

No one is going to comment about the screaming happening in the background of the video?

>>39623730
yeah he is anon. His trial got delayed though again.

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>>39623730
Yes
He molested his half sister or something like that
Fucking fecalphiliac pedo.

>>39625327
>create a life for himself without childish accoutrements like his comics or body pillow
But this isn't possible for someone who is Young At Heart

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Well that was fast
JESPICA ALREADY HAS A CHARACTER IN THE COMIC

"Lovely Weather" is her name

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>>39622063
>he has a gf
>I don't

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>>39625880
>my little miss Jessica

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>>39625880
Here we see Lovely Weather, aka Jessica, in the comic

So, is he, like, technically lesbians with her now?

>>39625924
Nice udders on the galpal

>>39626042
DON'T TAINT THAT BEAUTIFUL MEME BY POSTING IT ON A FUCKING CWC THREAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39625880
This looks like fucking Paul Giamatti in a dress

>>39625880
She is pretty, is she a troll?

>>39626072
Oh jeez calm down

>>39625944
Chris is still a man in his comics?

>>39626550
Did you just assume that cartoon's gender?

>>39626569
Yes, like any normal person or robot would do.

>>39626550
No, the whole point he's trying to make is that he included his current galpal into some old comic of his.

Old chris was more entertaining.
>>39624065
>not to feed da trolls as much
He's still feeding them tho. Every response is feeding them.

Sonichu.com is down.
Any way I can read CA this person?

>>39622063
It's another troll you fucking tard.

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu
It's all on his twitter too. Check out some of these posts

>>39623420
I'm surprised that he's still alive
Probably his mother will go first I guess

Poor Sorbet is dying in the background. That cat lives in hell.

why does she look like laura prepon

Proof that's it's better to an insane autistic loser than be a boring shutin.

fml.