how do you deal with noisy neighbours? I am too pussy to show

You knock on their door and kindly request that they maintain a civil level of volume

>>39621417
Fire a gun in your house. Someone else will file a noise complaint, cops will have to come because it was the sound of a firearm, and there's no way for sure to know it was you. Your loud neighbors will be prime suspects.

>>39621440
but in reality you just sit quietly and accept you fate

Put your bare ass against a heating unit/some pipes and fart. The fart will make everyone wonder what the fuck is going on. You can be the residential anal ghost.

>>39621561
thanks I will try this unironically