>go to doctor >she touches my neck

>go to doctor
>he touches my balls

>go to doctor
>he fingers my ass
>tells me he's checking my "prostate"

Yeah, okay buddy.

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>>39621356
>go to doctor
>he makes me cum by fingering my ass

>be giant fat man
>go to doctor
>old lady
>tells me to take my jumper off and get on the scales
>warn her im not wearing anything underneath
>"don't worry love i've seen it all before"
>i unleash the beast
>120kg of rolls, stretch marks, acne scars
>doctor has visible gag reflex

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>>39621356
Is there a word for what that picture describes? Because its fucking magical

>>39621479
Warmth.

>>39621397
this is the weirdest feel

>>39621479

Its called ASMR, my friend.

>>39621356
>she squeezes my nuts and asks me to cough
Easy, lady, hands off the merchandise.

>>39621946
>youtube whores talking too quetly into the mic for youtube shekels

Why would you bring up that faggot shit? He's talking about physical contact.

>>39622029
Sinclair asmr used to be great going down on those lollipops.

>>39622029

Anon is right though, you're just generalizing it though.

>working stacking shelves at supermarket
>colleague and I are filling the same shelf for a brief moment
>feel her bare arm lightly brush against mine for a second
>she didn't notice or care
>spent weeks thinking about it that accidental touch
>can't remember the last time I even deliberately had physical contact with anyone
>don't know if I'll ever get any physical contact even close to that for the rest of the year

>go to hairdressers
>her thigh brushes your leg

>go to barber
>big burly dude
>has to shave some hairs on my neck
>pushes my head down some
>get turned on a little

>go to dentist
>woman gives me way too much laughing gas
>bends over me from behind while doing her work and her tiny titty rests on my forehead
>so paranoid that I don't even care
>to this day I wonder why they call it laughing gas when there is nothing funny about it at all
Haven't been to a dentist in more than 10 years probably.

Bumping for more touching stories

>go to doctor
>she places the stethoscope on my chest

>go to doctor
>she makes eye contact with me while she talks

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>>39621462
are you literally and originally (like, incredibly originally) me?

>>39622438
>working with one of the summer interns at my work
>showing her where the hardware stockroom is
>shes following me and when i stop to open a door she walks right into me
>for the briefest moment i could feel her whole body against me
>we both awkwardly apologize

I couldn't stop thinking about how it felt for the rest of the week. It was the most physical contact ive experienced in years.

>>39622458

I think they do it in purpose originally. Ducking roastie

>>39621356
I never bothered looking for a primary physician despite having health insurance, but I'm hope if I do, I'll be able to find a female doctor so that it wouldn't feel weird if she touches my balls.