>tfw just tasted my own shit by accident

I tasted it before, during masturbation after watching 2 girls 1 cup for the first time and actually enjoying it. Terrible taste. You can't tell while your horny, but it hits you like a truck the moment you get off. Don't ever do it OP. Remember the pain you felt, and imagine how much worse it would be if you covered yourself in it and had to clean it off later on. It is absolutely not worth it. If you're slapping that monkey and you start needing to take a shit you need to start screaming "Down boy!", pull up your pants, and make a run for that toilet. It is not worth the trauma. Let nothing stand in between you and that toilet. Every time you feel like taking a shit, tell yourself that shit belongs in the toilet, or in the ground. Absolutely nowhere else, except for a garden I guess.

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>>39620825
This fucking post. kek.

>>39620825
bwahha

>>39621675
He's right though
There's a lot of things you'll do whilst touching your dick that seem like a good idea at the time, then you shoot your goo.
Sudden overwhelming regret.

>>39620742
how did you manage that m8

>>39620825
>>39620742
What does it taste like?

Origigi

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>had the """brilliant""" idea of cuming in my mouth so that i dont have to clean shit up
>notice what i just did
>puke on the floor

>tfw came into my mouth by accident
>tfw enjoyed it

>>39623152
eventually you get used to it