OMG LlTTLE BROTHER GET OUT!!

If you want to fuck your sister you gotta start small and be patient, remember you are in it for the long run. Start off by just spending more time together, get to know her and listen to her. If she has problems you want to be the guy she goes to, make her feel like you apreciate her. I recommend working out, basically transform yourself into a "man". As time passes you will become a figure she can rely on, with strong arms to hold her. If the world turns against her, you two will stand together. Once you have build this indestructible bond, go on a trip into the wild, just the two of you, where the both of you will have to work together to survive in a harsh and unforgiving environment. This will trigger strong, primal instincts in her that ignore the fact that you are related and she will see you in a new light, leading to the inevitable union of your souls and bodies.

>>39620080
is that a copypasta

>>39620093
one I created just yesterday

>>39620080
>>39620151
how do I hook up with my friends sister

>>39620160
get her shitfaced

>>39620170
wow that sounds ez

>>39620160
Court her and hope she returns your affection

>>39620160
Also it's common courtesy to ask your friend if he's okay with you courting his sister

>>39620313
>implying I even get that far
I dont see her nearly as much as I want

>>39620160
>>39620313
and if she already has someone courting her throw a glove in his face and draw your blade