Are vampires actually real? I feel like they could be

>>39619379
Probably, and if its any comfort, they probably target reclusive NEETs that nobody will miss.

We're real, but please keep it a secret.

>>39619402
Wait are you actually?

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I wish they are.

>>39619400
>no qt vampire will sneek in your room at night and suck your blood

>>39619379
Red Hooks vampires are real. They spread malaria too.

No we're not, that's a fucking retarded post.

>>39619379
Right now, there's one on the bottom of the sea, in a coffin. He'll get fished out eventually, and have the power to stop time.
If you were considering training to move in frozen time, this is the time to do so.

>>39620082
There are more of us than you would think

the concept of a vampire was born from the idea that blood was essentially life essence itself and a vampire was what happened if you put blood back in a corpse

I'll let you figure out why vampires aren't real

>>39621069
We have the technology to fill a corpse with blood and restart their heart.

>>39621082
Engineered vampires when?

>>39621082
no we don't, unless the guy died literally minutes before, and even then it would be a crapshoot with a chance of him waking up as a vegetable
I wouldn't really call it a vampire

>>39619379
No anon, they're not real.
Now stop asking silly questions, go to bed, get some sleep, and stop thinking about it.

>>39621069
Actually it was jews

They are. You are talking with one.