>tfw Chris-chan gets a gf before you

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is this real life?

is this real?

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I refuse to believe.

It's a scam.

>>39615041
It's probably yet another troll.

>some guy pretending to be a girl to troll Chris and get embarrassing pics and info from him

>5 seconds on google

Woooow

>accumulated literally thousands of people that care about him and what happens in his life
>can actually live off of his artistic output
>gets a 5/10 girlfriend as a MTF despite having made several videos basically saying "god hates fags" in the past

how does this world even work?

>>39615025
He finally did it...
His quest has ended...
He found a boyfriend free girl.

I'm sure its just another troll, it wouldn't be the first time some fag pretended to be his gf.

>>39615117
And has a car and sex and never worked a day in his life. Why hasn't /r9k/ taken the chrispill yet?

>>39615162
Chris is the embodiment of what not to be in as a human being, I've only ever seen one person that was worse than CWC and he was a pedo.

>>39615025
sad but more than believable

go to the gym already fags

im ending my life if this turns out to be true. the girl actually looks somewhat attractive too.

Cut to 6 months later and Chris films himself shoving a dildo up his unclit and yelling "JESSICAAAAAAA"

>>39615162
>dropped out of highschool
>eight year shut in
>life long unemployed
>can't drive
>no friends
>no gf
>virgin
Chris is unironically a better more functional person than me in every way except self-awareness.

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>>39615025
Was Chris onto something with his tomboy thing? Will I be able to get a gf to if I become a tranny lesbian?

>>39616200
Maybe that's the key to it all, anon. You're just not autistic enough.

>>39616230
why would you go through transitioning if you just want a girlfriend? you know it takes more than dressing up in skirts and stuffing, dont you? youd literally get vastly better results just eating healthy and talking to people on a regular basis

>>39615025
>a complicated relationship

what did he mean by this?

>>39615117
Apparently the gf is a MTF but those titties seem legit so I'm not sure

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>>39616315
>you know it takes more than dressing up in skirts and stuffing
Chris is a balding fat dude with a gaping wound in his crotch who wear skirts and he managed to get a gf.

I already eat healthy and talk to people on a regular basis and that is clearly not working.

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>>39615162
>never worked a day in his life

Nah, he worked at Wendy's for a short time.

>>39615025
Oh wow look it's Chris Chan's 100th "real" girlfriend. Totally won't be some troll again.

>>39615041
>>39615082
Jessica Quinn is a troll who has been following and white knighting Chris's FB for a while.

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just when you think your life can't get any worse. is there any hope? its never going to get better. i am.a NEET, fat and live with my mom. chris is a better man then ill ever be.

>>39615025
She's only after his internet fame.

Beautiful, the love quest has finally ended! Plot twist, it's a troll.

>>39616386
dont tell me youre waiting like a little babbo for some girl to hit on you, they have absolutely no reason to. you have to prove to girls youre worth it

chrischan is e-famous, so this doesnt really surprise me

>>39615025
I've attained a high enough power level that the feeling of never having a first kiss or a first girlfriend/boyfriend no longer pounds my heart sending waves of shivers throughout my body. And knowing with full certainty that I will never experience what it's like to feel the return of love is a thought and a feeling from a distant memory in my mind that I've long brutally suffocated and killed many years ago. Because I know now that attempting such frivolous goals of love are not worth the inevitable suffering that will come of the discovery that the love I thought I had never existed outside my delusion and fantasy. And that's of course assuming that I'm lucky enough for someone to not only straddle me around and use me, but also pretend to love me. But I know too well now and I will never allow myself to become vulnerable like that.

The only thing that drives me are the dreams in my head that I know will never come true, but for some reason that seems to be enough for now. I can only thank the fact that my family's medical history will guarantee me a short lifespan and as such negate the need to work up the courage for suicide. But I do have one thing to look forward to: that I will go out with a bomb and not a whimper. But of course I will, I've suffocated my depression as well. What remains is a concoction of angst and rage and fearlessness waiting for the opportunity to break out. If you deserve fire and fury and stand in my path you will face my desolation.