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>23 years old
>graduated Uni last year
>been doing an unpaid 4 day internship full-time for 11 months now
>still no job offer
>applied for 74 jobs and only got 4 phone calls back and 3 interviews
>over 3,000 applicants for one of the jobs

I've fixed my cover letter up and feel like I'm making progress, 3 out of the 4 phone calls have been in the last 2 weeks and I might have some interviews soon

>tfw you hear some 320lb fat fuck boomer unironically whinging about kids complaining about never being able to afford a house and how jobs are hard to get who then later talks about how he off-shored his customer support to Bangladesh after you've ate nothing all day but cous cous
actually hope he dies of a heart attack tbqh

>>39613645
>male cashier at a grocery store
>look at the clock every 10 minutes
>everytime i leave, i feel like my soul has been raped
>for 11 canadian dollars an hour
>i want to be murdered

>>39614040
Sounds nice. Good luck with interviews. Have you been able to get to main Hiring cuck instead of going through HR fucks?
https://www.google.com/search?q=how+to+email+resume+avoid+hr&oq=how+to+email+resume+avoid+hr&aqs=chrome..69i57j33.17283j0j4&client=ms-android-att-us&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8

>>39614913
I was cashier, but at five cucks customers are friendly. Sometimes they do get mad at price cause it is overpriced. One time I did get older fag who kept talking over me as I was describing menu. He got mad with me trying to make sure his order is correct thinking I'm a brainlet. Working with normie co workers is what got me most. Good food though.

>>39615386
My strategy recently has been just doing ridiculously over the top cover letters that make me sound like the best wagie ever and writing suck up shit in my email to make the lonely middle aged HR ladies feel better like "Hope you had a great weekend, I have attached my resume etc."

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>rip tickets at a movie theater
>big poster of pic related set up right in front of my spot
>my boss worked on the set of The Dark Knight Rises
the list goes on

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night watch here just sitting in my car watching some construction site getting 12hr OT tonight