Fembot feels

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>>39612511
>implying fembots are a thing
you ride the cock carousel or you feel to special snowflake to think anyone understands you. go text chad and fuck off from my board roasty

>>39612511

Give us the story what happened

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These threads are always bait.

The only reason why they get serious replies is because the guys who frequent this board are literally TOO AUTISTIC to pick up on the joke.

>>39612567
This absolute dipshit. No wonder you are all failures.

go fuck her bf for revenge.

>>39612511
>Why am I the least favourite child?
Probably because you weigh so much the house shakes every time you scratch your monolithic ass and because the family dog died after you fucked it, you retarded bloated whore.

>>39612567
She's 21, living at home (I'm 19, on my gap year, saving to go to uni) and has had a semi stable relationship with a guy for a year (a record for her) about 6 months ago, she went on a trip to Bali with her "squad" as she calls them, leaving her bf behind. An all girls trip, etc. Six months later, she has a falling out with one of her besties and the friend send the bf all kind of video and picture evidence of her infidelity on the trip. He leaves her, she's heart broken and now I have to find somewhere to stay till I'm allowed home again.

My dog just died and I was too busy to be there.

>>39612681

wow what a bitch thats not fair to her bf or you

>tfw absolutely no friends
Anyone else know this feel? Women don't seem to like me very much, and I don't believe men and women can be "just friends" so now I'm constantly lonely.

>>39612556
you could ride the vagina carousel if you just put an ad on Craiglist. do it, i bet you won't.

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>>39612681
>19
>thinks she's a fembot

come back when you're 25+

>>39614019
same here. my "best friend" is manipulative and acts like a princess. i hate her but i hang out with her because i don't have anybody else.

>>39614049
Be my christmas cake gf

>>39612681
Maybe I'm just not used to it cause my parents are pushovers but why didn't you just stand your ground and not leave?
It's not like they're literally throw you outside.

>>39614062
>It's not like they're literally throw you outside.
My mum's bf would, and my mother is a scary woman. She's quite capable of wrecking all my stuff if I don't leave.

>>39614033
>vagina
>Craiglist

middle aged men don't have vaginas

>>39614096
Obviously you just need to start being a slut like your sister for your mother's love.

Has anyone here ever fucked an alpha male?

>>39614186
It's probably because my mum is a bit slutty desu. She and dad broke up because she cheated a lot while he was away on business trips. She also managed to win custody so I could only see my dad in secret through most of my childhood and teen years.

>>39614229
I forget that so many anons have fucked up weirdo families. Go live with your Dad and become the favourite daughter. If my wife cucked me I'd probably start hating my kids who cheat.

One of you please be my girlfriend.

>>39614349
My dad, unfortunately, has a restraining order against him for the whole family (which was entirely fabricated by mum, he never did anything to her), so it's quite hard to do that. But thanks for the advice.

>>39614386
Are you in Aus, anon? Come stay with me. We can cuddle and you can tell me all about your family problems.

>trying to get my therapist to diagnose me with autism even though I probably don't have it
This is gonna be fun.

>>39614495
No one wants to live with you in your mom's basement your pathetic beta.

>>39612511
>>39612681
Let this be a lesson, anon. Don't have sex before marriage. Not only do you keep yourself pure, but you also drive away the men who only want you for a quick fuck.

>>39615336
OP has been talking to me for the last half hour on Facebook. She already agreed to come stay with me and let me cum in her authentic pussy.
What are you doing with your life, loser?

Any single fembots here that want a boyfriend?

>>39615392
>OP has been talking to me for the last half hour on Facebook
If you can provide proof of this I'll kill myself on stream. Your move you lying faggot

>>39615517
I'll post my contact if you post a picture for me to evaluate how cute you are first anon

>>39612681
>she went on a trip to Bali

God I fucking hate Australia.
All I fucking hear about is people's trips to Bali.
Nobody fucking does anything else, it's all they talk about.
They don't even do anything over there, they just get drunk just like they do here.
God I'm so fucking mad.

>>39615551
Heh no can do kid. Can't risk having the new bae getting swarmed by virgins. Maybe if you were a gentleman like me you'd know a thing or two about class.

>>39615643
That's very stacy like anon. I said fembots

>ac died last friday
>re-injure wrist Saturday
>stub pinky toe so severely a flap of skin and part of toe nail came off.
>limping all week
>tfw mercury retrograde is ending finally.

>>39612681
>till I'm allowed home again
Why would you want to go back there?

>>39612681
>her "squad" as she calls them
Congratulations opie your sister is a degenerate

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>>39614049
> i hate her but i hang out with her because i don't have anybody else.
Most disgustingly normie behaviour out there. And yet you call out OP for calling herself a robot?

>>39612511
It's another anon roleplays as a woman episode

>>39615881
>stub pinky toe so severely a flap of skin and part of toe nail came off.
gross

>>39615674

Maybe you should move out of whatever bogan infested white trash shithole you live in where everyone goes to Bali

>>39612511
No such thing as a fembot, get the hell out.

No one cares.

>>39615952
>tfw you trick your young cousins into looking at your gross messed up toe for fun
i try to savor the small pleasures in life.

>>39614019
>>39614049
>make new "friend" at workplace
>"friend" takes the first good opportunity to sabotage your job for no good reason other than that she just wants to cause drama

I just want to have friends who are honest, kind, and gentle. Women are never these things especially to other women.

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>>39615825
What the fuck are you doing here, you chad roleplaying beta? Get the fuck off of this board, nigger.

>>39615998
>honest, kind and gentle
Find an introvert or a gay man

>>39615989
that's so cruel femanon
why do you do that?

>>39616010
>giving it a (You)
Newfag

>>39616015
>honest, kind and gentle
>gay man
wew lad

>>39616030
im a sadist. duh.
grossing kids out if one of my favorite things to do.

>>39615674
Because your government sucks and the only reason I was thinking about going got shut down years ago

>>39616060
What's your favorite way to do it?

>>39616015
>Find an introvert
Where? It seems like less than 1% of the general population is actually introverted and most of them stay inside, where they cannot be found.
>or a gay man
Gay men seem loyal at first, but to gay men the two most important things in life are cock and a yuppie lifestyle... if you get in the way of either of these, even the longest gay friendship will crumble overnight. I lost my very best friend of nearly 10 years this way because he felt my depression was making me do things he didn't like, so he didn't want to talk anymore and in fact belittled and degraded me over it.

THERE ARE NO FRIENDS FOR WEIRD WOMEN
THEY DO NOT EVEN HAVE EACH OTHER LIKE WEIRD MEN DO
THEY HAVE NO ONE

>>39616010
>mad that I'm actually getting laid because of my kindness when speaking to a lady on the internet
LMAO It's really no wonder why I get so much pussy from this site cause betas like you are so pathetic that when you see a fembot needing a place to stay you don't even make a move.

>>39615962
>whatever bogan infested white trash shithole you live in where everyone goes to Bali
What, Australia?

>>39616035
Shit you saw through my keikaku of looking like an oldfag

>>39614049
>come back when you're 25+

Haha old Christmas Cake!
No babies for you!
Old!

>>39616101
I legit don't give a shit in which sorry hole your dick goes. I just find your behaviour revolting.

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>>39616095
>implying
Weird men are often the best friends for weird women
if you want an easy supply of those, look on this very website, if you don't like /r9k/, look at the other boards

You should overhaul your way of thinking, instead of seeing problems, try to look for solutions

>>39616085
its situational anon.

>>39616095
I'm an introvert. I can still go outside, but I hate going to gatherings or other normie shit.
I can still do it from practice, but I hate it nonetheless.
I even dislike parks if there are other people in eyesight.

>>39616151
like when you have gross feet?

>>39615998
>>39616095
I'll be your friend if you'd like one still anon

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>>39616060
tfw no sadist gf
Why live?

>>39616147
I'm not interested in talking to jealous people, anon. Enjoy your anime.

>>39616106

Bullshit. The only people I've met who see Bali as a legit destination are white trash scum. If everyone you talk to can't shut the fuck up about Bali, it's because you're bogan scum.